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You Want Me To Do What!?; Training in the drunken style...
Topic Started: Jan 20 2006, 06:15 PM (64 Views)
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Sleepy Movement
Rank: Genin
Type: Taijutsu
Description: When pretending to sleep, you can annoy your opponent by moving at incredible speeds to dodge any attacks that come at you in a piercing form. Meaning if they are trying to punch down at you or stab down at you, you can easily dodge it.
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Takuto sat on his bed eating a rice ball with cherry filling as his mom walked into the room "Takuto! Why aren't you out training!?" she said as she pulled the shinobi out of his bed "Well, I've been training really hard lately! You can't give me one day to myself!?" he said kind of pathetically for sympathy purposes "Not today...maybe the weekends but not today!" she said angrily as she shoved him out of the door and gave him his katana and his Demon Fire Shuriken as she pointed towards the forest "Go! Train! Now! Until you find a team and become a chuunin there's no rest for you, and take your father with you! He's slackign off too much of late!" she said as she tossed him out the door too "Dang that womans tough..." his father said as he dusted himself off and started walking off "You gonna train?" he called to his dad "Nah, I think I'll just hoof it around town and work up a sweat..." he laughed as he dissappeared in a puff of smoke as Takuto was left there with his eye twitching...

"Where did grandpa go wrong with his generation..." he said shaking his head as he walked into the forest with a box of rice balls "hehehe...too easy...." he said as he walked until his house was out of sight and he couldn't hear signs of any people as he sat under a tree... "Ah, even great future chuunin need a break every few days to sit back and be a teenager!" he said as he took a rice ball out of the box and took a bite "Ah, I love my mother's cooking, too bad her attitude couldn't be this sweet!" he laughed to himself as he relaxed and closed his eyes to rest a bit...
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Takuto sat under the tree until he was finally done with the rice balls as he opened up a flask he'd gotten before he left and took a big gulp of water but as he swallowed he began to feel strange "What the--!? This isn't water! It's...sake...." his words began to slur as he stood up slowly and started to stumble around "Waht goings own? Blagh I fell soo sleppy..." he said as he started to move around drowzily as a figure landed infront of him

"Uh-oh...looks like I'm too late, he's already taken a gulp of that sake...I knew I should've labeled 'em better..." his fathers voice echoed in his mind but some of the words were gargled when he heard 'em.... "Well, I'd better get the flask away from him before he accidentally takes another sip..." he said as he walked towards his son and reached for the flask only to grab air as Takuto had moved to the side without being noticed...

"What? He's dodging me...the alcohol in the sake is too much for him, but he's still conscious...I think I may have a problem here..." he began to rub his head sheepishly as he got serious "Tatsukane, Takuto! Give me that flask this instant or you're grounded for a year!" he said as he walked towards Takuto again, but his son didn't seem to acknowoledge the statement as he just kept stammering and stumbling without any real aim or direction.

"This is going to be tougher than I thought..." he said to himself as he tried to grab the flask but got a fist to the face as Takuto spun around to dodge his fathers approaches as he started to mumble under his breath "Ring around the rosie. a pocket full of posies. ashes, ashes, wee all fall down...." his eyes showed that Takuto was totally out of it and acting purely on instinct as he continued to dodge his father's advanced...
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"Takuto! Stop and give me the flask!" his father tried again to catch his hosed son as the boy continued to evade and inadverdantly attack his father until he finally stopped moving and fell asleep againt a tree.

"Finally...he calmed down and fell asleep!" his father said as he stepped forward to grabbe his son, but all he grabbed was the trunk of the tree as Takuto was now on the opposite side of the tree in the same osition as if he hadn't moved at all..."This is really getting annoying!" he said as he rubbed his brow and got into a fighting stance "Okay, this is starting to bug me! He's been dodging and weaving for an hour now! I'm going to have to knock him out so I can get that sake away from him!" he said as he used his clone jutsu as the clones surrounded Takuto...

"Easy does it guys! We don't want to hurt him, just knock him out!" he said to the clones as they nodded and closed in on the drunk teenager. Takuto opened his eyes to see the clones coming at him but he still had a glazed look and didn't pay it much mind as one of the clones moved in to grab him but instead got a headbutt to the face as he got too close and Takuto leaned forward and bounced off the tree and hit him in the face...

"What the--!?" one of the clones said as he moved in behind Takuto to hit him in the neck and knock him out, but just as he chopped downward Takuto squatted down and the clone tripped over him and fell forward... "Whoah, for someone whose totally out of it, he's a good fighter when drunk..." his dad said as he rubbed his chin and told all of the clones to move in as 4 of them came from each side as Takuto stumbled forward and then backwards he delivered an uppercut to the first clone making him dissappear.

"GET HIM!" the remaining clones jumped up to hit him from all sides but the teen just stumbled backwards as the clones collided and dissappeared, leaving only Takuto to continue stumbling around. Takuto's father was getting pretty ticked at this and sat down under a tree to think about what he should do next as he looked up to see his son still stumbling around until he leaned forward too much and stumbled into a run as he hit his head on against a tree trunk and he collapsed to the ground, unconscious...
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Kojiro cringed at the sight of his son hitting the tree trunk like that and ran over to his fallen son "Ta-kun! Ta-kun! Are you alright?! Come on, wake up!" he said as he smacked his son's face lightly to rouse him...

"Unn...would you turn down the volume? My head is killing me..." he said as he rubbed his head in a daze as he sat up "Ow...my head, what happened to me?" he asked as he looked up at his dad. "Let's just say that you kinda figured out why you shouln't drink until you're 18..." he said as he started laughing as Takuto just held his head in pain "Will you be quiet? Your voice is like 1,000 nails on a chalkboard..."

"Hey Takuto, what if I told you that you were a better fighter when you were drunk then I've ever seen you fight before?" he said as he got an idea "I'd say that you're not getting me to take another sip of Sake for the rest of my life..." he said rubbing his head still.
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Kojiro just laughed as he stood up "What if I taught you some techniques in the drunken fighter style? It would help you in combat and their pretty fun to do..." he looked at his son who was still shaken but conscious "Fine, fine...just lower your voice...I think I have a hangover like no other..." he said as he laid back and moaned in pain...

"I have just a thing for a hangover, I get 'em all the time!" he said laughing as he walked towards te house "You're not talking about one of those prairy oister things that you drink after a night of staying out late, are you? Those look soo nasty!" he said trying not to throw up at the thought of it...

"Oh come on...they're not half bad when you get used to them..." he said as he walked to the house and coming back with a glass with an eggyolk and a bit of spice ontop "Drink up, it'll help lots!" "No way!" "Baby!" "Call me what you want, but I'm not drinking that!" "It's good for you!" "Yamate!" "Come on, I insist!" "IIE! YAMATE BAKA SARU!" "Oh, that's it! You're drinking this if I have to shove the glass down your throat!" this conversation continued for a half an hour before Kojiro tricked Takuto to drink it as Takuto now sat under a tree wretching...

"That was the single most disgusting thing I've ever tasted in my life..." he said with a hadn over his mouth. "But you feel better don't you?" Kojiro raised an eyebrow at Takuto as he looked back at his father "Actually, yeah...I kinda do..." he said in a surprised tone as he stood up and did a backflip... "I feel great, I'm back to my normal self!"

"Great, now you can begin your training!" his father said with a smirk "What?! When'd I say I'd start training again so soon?!" he said because if he said that he'd forgotten he'd have a chance to ditch training for a day... "Nope, that's not going to work again! You said that you would give drunken fighter a chance, and you're going to train in it! You were so powerful and quick when you were under the influence of that Sake, just think of the damage you can do if you could master the ability to fight like that at anytime!?" "Fine, fine....I'll do it, just stop talking like you're giving me a motivational speech, it's really annoying..." he said as he rubbed his head again... "Deal...I was running out of things to say anyway..." he laughed as he sat down...
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Takuto and his dad were staring at each other fiercely as Takuto began to sway and stumbled randomly as his father ran forward with a powerful thrust punch as Takuto twisted around grogily letting the attack roll off him as his left arm rose up to smack Kojiro in the back of the head...

"Ow...take it easy Ta-kun!" he said as he rubbed the back of his head as Takuto continued to sway with a goofy smile on his face... "Buffalo Gal, won't cha come out tonight! Come out Tonight! Come out Tonigt! Buffalo gal won't cha come out tonight and dance by the light of the moon!" he said grogily. "I swear he's a bit too good at that..." Kojiro said as he got ready for another attack as he drew his katana "Now's the real test, I'm not goign to deal a fatal blow so it's still sheathed, but it's going to hurt like crap if I hit you with this! You ready?!" he asked his son, who continued to sway...

"Okay...you're asking for it!" he said as he ran forward and slashed downward with the katana as Takuto stumbled backwards and dodged it as he twisted around for a heelkick but missed without his dad having to move an inch as the kick was a distraction from the right hook that was coming his way as his dad was taken by complete surprise and went sailing into a tree "Wow, I knew this would be a good technique to have on your belt, but dang that hurt!" he said as he fixed his jaw and chomped twice to make sure nothing was broken as he got ready for another charge...
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Takuto was actually having fun with this technique he said as he scratched his head and yawned as he wondered what his dad was going to do next "Will you hurry up and attack! I wann sleep!" he said as he got drowzy again and started to stumble around...

"Okay, this is getting kinda annoying, seriously!" he said as he tried another combination of punches and kicks that all either rolled off or completely missed Takuto as the boy just came back moments later with a puch or kick that didn't seem to have that much power in them, but when they connected...man they hurt...
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Kojiro fell to the ground "Okay, okay! Let's take a break! Man, my head's killing me after all that!" he said as he sat down under a tree and cracked his neck as he held it in pain...

"Sorry, you really should watch out because I remembered the sensation when I was drunk and I'm going by that...which means I can't really hear what you're saying and acting on instinct purely..." he said as he sat down... "Man, that was fun though!" "But nowhere near as potent as the first time...maybe we need to give you another sip of sake to give you that fighting spirit!" "No way! I told you, I'm never doing that again! It hurt too much afterwards...and no I'm not drinking another prairie oyster!!!" he said as his father raised a finger meaning he was going to make a statement that was obvious to everyone what he was going to say...

"Aw come on! It worked so well the first time! Why won't you give it a shot?!" "Don't mess with me Kojiro! I'm not doing that again!" he insisted as he stood up and did a backflip into a tree to hide from his dad, but he wasn't rally trying to hide, just get out of arms reach...
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"Takuto! come on! It'll be fun!" Kojiro continued to try and coax the boy but Takuto remained in the tree dispite his father's promises, persuasions, and threats.... "Takuto...puh-lease!?" "NO!" "Come on! Just this once, after your training you'll never have to again unless it's an absolute emergency!" he said as he tossed the flask up into a tree.

"FINE! What kind of parental role model tries to get his son drunk? This goes against so many of my moral and personal codes..." he said as he took a gulp from the flask as he jumped down from the tree as his vision started to blur again "Uh-oh..." he said as he started to stumble around as he fell back against a tree and started to fall asleep...

"There we go...now let's see what training in this art and then making him esperience it first hand..." he said as he pulled out his katana again as swung it full force as Takuto instinctively jumped up and landed on the blade of the katana in a daze as he stumbled back and forth along the blade before backflipping to the ground and landing flat on his butt as he sat there in a daze...

"Ichi, ni, san, yon, go, roku, nana, hachi, kyuu, juu...." he started counting as his father came at him swinging several times at his son without holding back as the boy dodged every blow completely with gret precision as with the final swing he completely dissappeared from view and appeared behind his father with a heel kick that sent him flying into a tree... "I knew this was a bad idea..."
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Takuto stood in the clearing in a daze as he stumbled back and forth with no realization of what he was doing or who he was attacking anymore, heck, he didn't even know he was attacking someone!

Kojiro sat against a tree watching his son move around "I wonder how fast he really is when he's in this condition?..." he said to himself as he picked up a rock and hurled it at the teenager full-force, but only hit a tree as he moved to the side without even thinking about it as he prenteded to sleep... "Wow, that's pretty quick..." he said as he bit his thumb... "Yuriko is going to kill me when she finds out what I've done to our son...the pain from training this boy is going to be a butterfly landing on my shoulder compared to what she'll do when she finds out..." he covers his eyes just thinking about it...

Takuto falls backwards and lands againts a tree as he begins to snore a bit as the training was tiring and he was completely drunk...this wasn't a good day for him either...even though he was drunk and half asleep he still had SOME use of his mind as he could just picture how he and his dad would be punished for this by his mom and he began to whimper a bit while he semi-slept...
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Kojiro snapped out of his self pity trip and stood up as he pulled some of his shuriken and throwing stars from his holster and threw them all at Takuto and then picked up his katana for a rushing sweep, he didn't want to hurt his sone, but he wanted to see the extents of this fighting style Takuto was developing with no real knowolege of what's going on...

Takuto kinda fell over as the shurikens missed him as he laid on the ground snoring, his fathers katana strike completely missed as Takuto rolled over and was out of harms way in no time as his father ran up to kick Takuto to wake him up, but Takuto rolled over just as the blwo connected, lifting him back into a standing position instead of hurting him...

"Seriously, these are some obscure tactics...I can't even tell what he's going to do next in this condition he's in!" he said rubbing his head as he went for melee that ended in the same way his other assaults did, either takuto dodged or he dodged and sent a powerful counter attack that seemed completely impossible... "Alright, that's it! This is getting under my skin...I gotta calm down, I gotta focus...I gotta wipe that smug grin off his face!" this whole thing was getting under Kojiro's skin and he was about ready to bust out some powerful jutsu, but he kept reminding himself that Takuto was still his son and held back to basic melee and kunai...
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Takuto kept dodging as he really had no idea what was going on, he just kept moving randomly as he heard several blows miss his face Is someone fighting me? If I weren't so tired I might could fight back...but like this, I can't even form complete sentences... he thought to himself as he just kept stumbling around and dodging all of his fathers advances...

Kojiro had finally had enough and was getting ready to use a real attack as Takuto fell against a tree and finally stopped stumbling around, he looked so serene, like he had no idea what was happening "What am I doing? I can't attack him with a full on attack like that...he'll either completely dodge it, or I'll burn him to a crisp...I can't make a gamble like that..." he said as he just threw his last kunai as Takuto's head tilted to the side just a bit as the kunai landed next to the young shinobi's head and the shinobi didn't even twitch at it as he continued to snore...
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"Looks like you two have been busy..." a voice came from behind Kojiro as Takuto's mom came out of the forest and into the clearing with a batch of onigiri and some pocky... "Eat up...you seem tired...you get beat by Takuto again?" she said looking at her sleeping son... "Yeah, you could say that...he's just a powerful fighter I guess, like his mother..." he let out a laugh as he took one of the onigiri and bit into it as he wiped his neck with a dry cloth

"Please don't get close enough to smell his breath, if she smells the sake on his breath, I'm screwed!" he thought as Yuriko walked over to Takuto and put the food down infront of him and grabbed his arm and shook him gently "Ta-kun...wake up...lunch time..." she said as the boy opened his eyes and looked around "Wha--!? Ow, my head hurts...next time don't make me drink so much dad!" he said as he noticed his mom infront of him and he shut his mouth tight...

"What's wrong takuto?" she said looking at his face and how he'd pinched his mouth shut...Takuto just shook his head and smiled as he took and onigiri and stuffed it in his mouth to try and at least mix the sake smell with the onigiri smell to make it not as noticable...
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"Something's going on here, Kojiro Tatsukane! What's going on!?" she said looking at her husband who was backing away slowly "Going on!? Nothing's going on! The boy's just wierd like that, he can't help himself!" he tried to talk fast and back away slowly but Yuriko didn't fall for it and caught him before he could get away "What's going on here, and it better be the truth!" she said as she pinned her husband to a tree with a few kunai that she had consealed in her kimono...

"Mom, I'm just a bit grogy because dad was training me in the drunken fist style, he was teaching me the movements and everything and I got a bit carried away and hit my head on a tree...that's why I was acting so strangely! Sorry mom..." he said rubbing the back of his head as he put another onigiri in his mouth... "Well, if you're sure...okay, I'll let it slide this time, it's not like Kojiro actually made you get drunk in order to teach you how to fight in the drunken style...she laughed as she walked away. Kojiro and Takuto laughed nervously as they looked at each other and then sighed a breath of relief.

"Thanks Takuto...she really would've had my hide if she'd found out the truth...." Kojiro said as he tried to pry himself from the tree "Oh, I didn't do it for you...I did it because she would've had my butt too if she had found out, and I've gotta get going to find a team for the chuunin exams...so I can't be hindered by being grounded until I'm 87...well, I gotta go. I gotta go get ready for th exams and find a team, see ya!" Takuto said as he took the pocky and left, leaving Kojiro pinned to a tree.

"Hey! Takuto, a little help here would be appreciated! Takuto!? Yuriko!? Somebody help me get down from this tree!!!"
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