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Topic Started: Feb 14 2006, 12:21 AM (112 Views)
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Bard was walking through the mountianside enjoying the the peace and calm of nature, when he heard a large crash. His interest piqued Bard walked till he found a clearing where an intoxicated, man was making a fool of himself in what appeared to be the most haphazard training he had ever seen. Soon after being leveled by some branches the lush lumbers off to talk to a training dummy. Bard as seeing this as a great opportunity for mischief sneaks close enough to hear what that two were talking about before he held his hands up and reached out with his chakra taking hold of the dummy. After bard overhears some comment about just not being drunk enough he causes the dummy to come alive smacking the drunk screaming, "Get your rum soaked hands off me you lush bastard!!!"
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Vague is tired. After having had his ass kicked by the bundle too many times tonight, he staggeres over towards Guy and scratches the head and leaves his hand on his shoulder that is hanging off of the sake stump.
"I'm just not drunk enough!"
Guy just sits there in what Vague thinks is agreement when all of the sudden:
"Get your rum soaked hands off me you lush bastard!!!"
Vague is flabberghasted, for lack of a better word.
"UH, mmmm, ..... wait... who?....., GUY> wazzatchu?
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"Damn right it was, and I'm sick of being tied down to your drunk ass!" the dummy said as it got up. He pointed off into the distance, "That horizon is calling me, and I just can't deny it." Then holding his eyes with a choke in his voice, "It's not you it's me and i just cant do this anymore." It took everything bard had not to burst into laughter before sending the dummy running off into the trees.
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Vague goes from hurt to sad to compelled all at once as his beloved practice dummy runs off into the trees.
"Ugh, GUY WAIT! Cummere"
Again going through the motions of emotion Vague begins to think ,as he meanders to the fastest of his ability after Guy, WAIT? "GUY YOU COULDVE TALKED TO ME ALL THIS TIME AND YOU DINT? WHERE ARE YOU GUH, I REALY MUST STILL BE DRUNK...ish"
Vague slowes down and stops to catch his breath and look about himself damn near exhausted.
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Guy shouts from a low branch of a nearby tree, "I could never stay mad at you!" as he leaps into the air trying to hug the drunk.

It was at this point that bard lots control and burst into a fit of laughter loosing his control on the puppet it then stopped moving and Bard didn't care that his cover was b lown it was too funny.
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Vague doesn't quite know what to feel as the lifeless body of Guy remains limp and then refuses to answer him on top of it. All he can hear is some young persons laugh, hearty and exasperated. "Huh?" Edicius exclaims. Turning his drunken head towards the sound of the young mans laughter. " whuzzis?''
He heads to the point he figures the laughter is coming form and trips into a shrub, accidentally finding the young person, laughing his ass off. Crying tears of hilarity, seeming unable to stop." Hey you lil Fuckhole, whats <hiccup>so damn funny?!?"
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Ignoring the question as this seams like another fine opportunity, Bard stands up and walks to the drunken stranger. Extending a hand he begins to introduce himself, "Hello, they call me Bard how can I help you?" Hopeing to sow the seeds of confusion.
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"Hello, they call me Bard how can I help you?", the young man offers his hand in helping. Vague is all but astonished, not knowing exactly what to say, he half mumbles: " Whuthu fuck huh?"
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"Well if you have no use for me why did you summon me. I mean in my day if we were going to waste someones time we would at least have a reason!" Bard then huffs off for the first time really showing that he has a guitar on his back... its shiney, it calls to you.
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"OOh, Hey, kiddo, Gimmie that guitar, so i can play" Vague Exclaims", its been like a day since i've played...... so gimmie, " drunkenly" lemmie show u somn"
Bard scoffs, "Boy, i don't think you can handle my guitar, i think it would KILL you....". This kid is a hoot Vague thinks as he offers up," MAN, i'm like 30 something... ish... hey listen" Vague motions inward for Bard to come close.

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Bard eyes the stranger warily before deciding that if he didnt go Lush would come to him, and that wouldnt be good for either of us. Walking slowly he stands before the wino and leans over asking, "Wa'cha need Pops."
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Vague responds as he puts his arm around the Bards' shoulder,"I needa show you just how incredible a SEVEN STRING DEMON..... is on a wimpy lil sixstring......., wait didju jus call me pops? are you my son? butchur so big... how old am I? i only thought i was like 20.... gah, your so big!" Vague nearly crys actually thinking he's a daddy no longer questioning the boys size or his age that is just now unknown to our all time favorite drunk. " Son, Daddys name is Vague, Edicius Vague, call me Daddy!<sniff sniff> who's your mommy?"
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Not having the heart to tell him Bard sits down next to vauge, "Well pops i have no idea thier are rumors but none of them conclusive." Before he saw how this would effect Vauge He reaches out with his chakra agian, and guy leaps up shouting, "Group hug!"
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Vague goes from freaked out to warm and fuzzy in 10 seconds." OH, guy, come here" He grabs everyone in both arms and before anyone can protest and the group hug is complete, Guy goes limp before Vague notices. He turns his head to Guy, not noticing that hes gone lifeless again and triumphantly states: " I HAVE A SON, AND HE IS HUGE, Guy, AND WE SHALL GO ON A QUEST TOGEATHER IN SEAECH OF THE CHICK I BAGGED TO MAKE THIS GIGANTIC BOY!, oh <sniff> Daddy's so proud." Vague ends his sentance just barely squeaking out the words from his drunken mouth, voice warbling. He realy has no control over emotions in his drunkenes. "Oh boys, we have to tell Bunny, she'll be so proud of me for doin somethin' with my life, in my life." wait'' he thinks, '' what if she won't like it, maybe me and her are togeather, im so confused.''
Vague continues his inward battle tying to understand the complexities of his relationship with Bunny who he is lead to beleive he loves.... with Guy and Bard still squeezed tightly within his arms.
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Bard then had a flash of idea, "I dont know if its the abivient alchahol in the air or i just need to get out of your armpit, but I just got a great idea follow me pops!" he then threw off the opression of vauges arm and running through the woods till he entered the shadow of the gigantic cave that is sound village, and waited for the drunken old man.
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Vague is slightly cut by the Bards brusqueness in escaping his hold but is immediately on his feet with Guy in tow, not to mention that being drunk doesn't allow him to remember the infraction for very long. Following Bard, Vague doesn't even imagine what he's after or about and follows him into the shadow of their cave/village.
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Bard hides on a canopy waiting for his drunken friend to pass under. It takes a little longer than expected but he eventually came lumbering into the town the dummy Bard recently learned was named Guy in tow. As the lush slowly meandered through the town it was made apparent he couldnt remember the last time he stepped foot in the city, but that just gave Bard an advantage in his plans. Bard slunk down from the canopy and slowly crept up to Vauge tapping his shoulder and speaking just above a whisper, "You're it."
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Vague jumps in supprise and shouts," AH, GOD< cough > JEEZE WHAT THE HELL, DAMN, AGH, I'm It? what?" He scratches his head as if to relieve the pressure of his scattered thoughts and fragmented perception. Beginning to come around, he quickens and reveals, at lenght, " HEY, you're talkin' 'bout TAG, YOU WANNA PLAY!"
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"Thats exactly what i mean, but hey lets make things interesting. No ground, you can run on the side of buildings, rooftops, canopies. As long as you dont touch the ground. It shouldn't be too hard.", Bard says motioning to the large building surrounding them. Then he gets very serious and says, "But let us not forget... that... you my friend are it." With that bard then jumped onto a canopy and ran across a wall his footsteps being held with the utmost control of his chakra he could muster. Leaping acrossthe street.
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"Woah" Edicius reacts as he shows his outpouring of amazement. "haha, Thats good kiddo, ur Mom would be so proud....<sniff>. yeah." Then he realizes that he too can do that and sets to concentrateing his chakra enough to zig zag up the adjacent wall and jump onto the roof to scout for Bard. "hey,...WHERE U AT!?!"
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Bard zigs and zags through the streets leaping from building to building, in an attempt to evade the every blinking eyes of Vauge. He stops now and then on a particularly short building, or a canopy to look for his ever vigilant hunter. Only pausing for an instant each time our hero is off agian leaping from building to building unknown to him his hunter might have been much closer then appearances would lead him to believe, or is it.
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Vague spots his 'ward' Bard darting over roof tops and pausing like a small bird on a powerline and then darting about again. He begins to set out towards the Bard when he notices the young fellow curving around and back again, in a moment of clarity, Vague hops onto the next building and sets into running across its span and as he begins his drop off of the building and onto the overhang of the buildings entrance he lands on Bard with an "URUGH" and a "hey hey, Bard, haha, i gotchu dude! TAG!" and as he falls back onto the structure he comes full circle and bounces from his haunches and grabs the ledge from the building, barely scrambling to the roof, yelling " Lets git outa here Guy!"
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Bard was knocked down by the force of the tag; he was freefalling just too far away from the wall to grab ahold, but just then he sees hope a flagpole. Extending his arms he grabsthe pole and in perfect form redirects his potential energy to launch him striaght into the air with just enough time to strike a few power chords before flying over Vauge and tapping the back of his head before leaping off the other side of the building to dissappear. Upon further notice bard attached a tag that said 'your it! :-P' with his tag.
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Vague is to uterly enamored in what he thinks he's spawned to be pissed at being one-upped and watches in total amazement as he turns with Bards movement to catch the entire specticle. Firing off a couple riffs as his parting shot, Bard darts away. In the winds of motion Vague hears the wind ripping at what he beleives is an explosive tag responding " GUH, OH MY GOD," he rips at the tag and dives into the far corner of the building and flings one arm over his head and the other over Guy in what he thinks is actually going to protect them from an explosive blast......that doesn't happen. Vague pops an eye open to observe the peice of paper finding only 'your it :-P'.
Having sighed off the stress of freaking out, Vague homes in on the dregs of sound still seemingly pouring out of the Bards accoustic guitar's soundhole." Thats why I only play with electrics."
Being that music, sound ,and booze are at the core of Vague's life its no suprise that even his drunken mind takes those powerchords and makes them a homeing beakon. Tieing Guys wrists togeather and hanging him around his neck ,Vague ties his legs around his waist and springs off the building and onto the canopy at the opening of the building..... so as to again spring off the canopy and onto the lower lying building across from it..... when all the sudden Vague doesn't spring, he rips trhough. Luckily enough, he grabs at what he can and very nearly hitting the ground he grasps a sliver that as it unfurls itelf from the canopy sends Vague flailing into the ledge of the next building. "Ouchie" letting out a with a beleagered grunt. Vague takes Guy's wrists and wrings them out into his mouth... realeasing a couple mouthfulls of alcahol into his body."<slurps> ahhh. Second wind."
Catches up leaps from roof top to roof top and closes in on Bard and all the sudden Vague yanks Guy from his torso and hits Bard in the small of his back, yelling," TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG! HAHAAAAAAAAA"
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After being tagged... with a vengence, bard goes sliding face first into the roof and hits a knee high wall and crashes through plummeting through it. Meanwhile across the alley a young women opens her window just to see a man plummeting at it and dive out of the way. Bard straightens his body and clears the window without causing anymore collateral damage without missing a beat Bard deterimines that: Yes, she's hot. No, I didnt break anything. No, I have no time for this now. Bard walks to her looks her in the eyes and says in his whimsical voice, "I am very sorry to indrude upon your evening, but i really must make haste. Perhaps I can tell you the tale of this encounter at a later day." Bard then kisses her hand and leaps ou the window leaving her utterly confused in so many ways.
Bard then got what he needed to be at his best he had impressed a women and his bourdons seemed lighter. Throwing all strategy to the wind he catches a glimpse of Vauge and runs at full speed completely upright as though he were on solid ground slowly coming up on his drunken counterpart.
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