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| Entomology 101; BUGS! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 24 2007, 08:33 PM (115 Views) | |
| Sarge | Jul 24 2007, 08:33 PM Post #1 |
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Tonberry King
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Kuromushi looks around at his village, his scythe in his hands and the breeze off the lake in his face. He cracks his neck and looks around as though looking for someone. He sits on a rock by the lake, the breeze from the water beating against his face. As he waits he watches the other Genin practice for the up coming Chuunin Exams in the Village Hidden in the Valley. “One day…” he started talking to himself “…I will be good enough…and then I will become a Chuunin and I will show that my family can be just as good as any other.” He sighs then turns his head slowly facing the village when he sees a female figure walking towards him. As the figure gets closer he smiles and stands up waiting for her. Upon closer inspection the figure is his sister. He puts his hood down, his black and silver hair flows with the breeze. Her hair is like his and is blowing in the breeze. She has one bug in particular on her shoulder. It appears to be an ordinary Kikai beetle, but because of it's placement it is obviously special in some way or form. She cries out to him, "Baka, what you call me here for?" She says in her usual loving and caring tone. "umm...father was only able to teach me the most basic family skills..I...umm..I would like you to teach me one if it is ok?" He says, his tone showing it is taking every bit of courage he has to ask for such a simple request. She looks shocked at his nervousness, but then nods "How many bugs can you control at once?" Kuromushi looks up in excitement "I can send a little more than 60 in a single swarm" he says showing his excitement for learning a new family skill. She looks down at the ground "hmmm...it's too little to use the bug clone...it may be enough for the Bug Wall..." Kuromushi looks at his sister "What does that do?" She thinks "Well...think of it this way, Baka..." she pausing thinking "you have this wall of bugs in front of you and they are fanning an incoming blow with their wings, their asses facing the enemy's attack...What will it do?" Kuromushi thinks "...it would slow them down due to wind resistance and if it is strong enough can completely redirect the attack..." He looks up to see his sister's reaction. His sister nods "That's right, Baka, so hows that sound?" Kuromushi nods "When do we start?" "Right now!" she replies she says raising her hands "Attack me with your scythe and I'll show you!" |
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| Sarge | Jul 26 2007, 09:38 AM Post #2 |
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Tonberry King
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Kuromushi raises his scythe to his sister and swings it sideways towards her face. A wall of bugs shoot out and redirect the blow above her head. He swings again and the wall changes direction. He hears the bug on his sister's shoulder shout something as the wall changes direction to deflect his scythe again. He swings one more time concentrating on what the bug is saying; This time the bug's voice is clear "Alright you maggots move to the right this time! TEN HUT! If this hits the master then I swear to ever god that is in existence that yo' asses will be snake food! Do you understand me dirt *******?!" the other bugs reply "SIR YES SIR!" as they redirect the blow. Kuromushi jumps back a bit after hearing the bug scream "...ummm...sis...why is that bug cussing?" He looks at the kikai on his sister's shoulder. His mind racing with thoughts of why. His sister then looks down at the bug "oh..he's Bob...he keeps the other bugs in line so that they do what I say. Like one of your instructors at the academy or like the head of a family..." "Is that how all our family members do it?" "No I found this one out. Father..." Her eyes quickly turn to pain "...Father had learned a 6th sense to block attacks, he would hear where the attack was coming from, or he would feel vibrations. Those kind of things..." Her mind wanders for a few moments with memories of her mother and father. "you ok sis?" Kuromushi finally says to his sister as she snaps out of it. "Yeah come on I'll attack you and you put up a wall. I would suggest one of your beetles become a leader figure. This is because they can be used as eyes in the back of your head and can look behind you if need be, sound good?" After she says this Kuromushi nods. She punches out at him. Kuromushi calls to his beetles and they come up to the spot, but they seem disorganized and the punch goes through knocking Kuromushi on his back. Kuromushi lays there for a few seconds, seeing stars from the punch. He slowly gets up to a siting position and pops his jaw back into place. "...I hate Taijutsu..." he says cracking his neck and standing back up. His sister cringes at the sound that Kuromushi's neck is making. "Rest a bit and talk to your bugs...then elect one of them a leader. From there it may make things easier..." His sister says in a calm voice. The bug on her shoulder is laughing at Kuromushi. Kuromushi glares at the beetle and looks at his own beetles that are around him. "How am I going to choose?" he asks himself. |
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| Sarge | Jul 27 2007, 11:00 AM Post #3 |
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Tonberry King
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As soon as Kuromushi asked how should he choose dozens of voices start shouting from both outside him and inside him "oh pick me! pick !" there are so many and they are all so loud that he covers his ears from the noise, but that doesn't do much good. After a short time he hears one voice above all else. "SHUT UP YOU MAGGOTS!" it says in a stern voice "I SWEAR I HAVE NEVER HEARD SUCH RACKET IN MY LIFE! IF YOU HAD BACK BONES I WOULD SNAP EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF YOU ALL'S! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!" The bugs are silent "...GOOD..now we are going to do things the master's way!....well..what are you waiting for? GET TO IT YOU SAD EXCUSES FOR BEETLES!!" Kuromushi feels the bugs get more organized in his body and it tickles him. He shakes a little as one beetle comes up on his shoulder. "ALL RIGHT TEN HUT!" Kuromushi looks confused at the beetle. He is completely speechless as he looks down at the bug, after a long pause he down at the beetle "...I think I will call you George..." the beetle replies "I DON'T CARE WHAT THE **** YOU CALL ME JUST SHOW ME SOME ACTION NOW DAMMIT!". Kuromushi looks amazed at the bug, but then just shrugs and looks at his sister. "ok...I think I'm ready..." he says slowly. George continues on "YOU'RE *** DAMN RIGHT HE'S READY, NOW PUNCH!" Kuromushi looks down at George with a look of 'I don't need your help on this...' Kuromushi's sister laughs as she throws a punch. George shouts "TO THE LEFT YOU MAGGOTS!" as he says this the beetles swarm to the left and redirect the attack. Kuromushi's sister attacks again, "TO THE RIGHT *******! NOW BEFORE I DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT AND OLD AGE!" the beetles swarm again to block and redirect the attack. Kuromushi's sister looks at the beetles and stop attacking "ok...I think you got it..." Kuromushi smiles at his sister "...great.." Kuromushi looks down at the beetles "..good job...we did it...excellent..." George shouts back at him "DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM!" Kuromushi looks down at George "...do you have to shout?" George replies "I'M NOT SHOUTING DAMMIT! THIS HOW I TALK!" Kuromushi rolls his eyes "...Can you whisper then?" George talks in a normal voice "all right I'll whisper...but know it's only because you can squish me..." Kruomushi looks at George. "Fair enough..." They look at the lake one more time and then head back hom. George and Bob cussing and shouting the whole way. |
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| Sarge | Jul 27 2007, 11:02 AM Post #4 |
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Tonberry King
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( OOC: JOB DONE MAGGOTS! Word count: 1337 I should get extra points for getting leet as a word count :P) |
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