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Lol. Just Lol.
Topic Started: Nov 16 2008, 09:49 AM (163 Views)
Mist
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From the Future, according to Cloud... >_>
Found this browsing around, it is basically a guide for parents on how to tell if your son is a computer hacker, oh did I mention it sucks and was written by someone who knows next to nothing about the subject.

Either that or its a joke, either way its pretty funny to read,

http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/200...42056.2147.html

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I can say without the slightest embellishment that I have the finest family in the USA.


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Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash"


....FLASH!? Unless I, haven't heard of it being used for things like this, I thought Flash was a animation/game making program.

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Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

Quake is a game, not a hacker/terrorist training camp, a GAME.

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They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program.

....... mp3? Hacking? Does not compute.

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If your child spends more than one second a day on the internet then they are a hacker



Ok, so i made tht last one up, but still all of the others are actually straight from the text. Give it a look at, the comments left on it are pretty funny as well XD
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Grendel
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Oh.... mah... gawd....
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Dynamite
This thing was written seven years ago. A parent wouldn't know shit about computers and would probably believe any lies fed to them about the internet. So I read this with a grain of salt.

If it was written within the past couple of years, yeah, then it would be funnier than it is now.
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T Reginald Gibbons
Topic:
Internet Idiocy
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Dec 02, 2001
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Lucifer
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Dynamite
Trust me, I still find it funny, but when you take into account when it was written, it's a little less funny.

But it is dumb to believe your daughter when she doesn't even know what a hacker is.
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Shining Finger!!!
This article just made my day. It was the funniest thing ever. It was a joke... right...?
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Dynamite
Bard, people are that ignorant. I'm assuming that this is real.
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Fare thee well Children of Crisis, we will miss you
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