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Candy Is Not Supposed To Make Sense!; DUH!
Topic Started: Nov 28 2008, 11:48 PM (105 Views)
Leele
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"Kuma-chan! Now don't be jealous of the teddy bear I found yesterday," said Valeria to her pink stuffed rabbit in a scolding tone, "He is a new member of the family now and should be treated as such. You wouldn't want me telling Mother about your naughtiness in our Reunion, do you?" Kumagoro stayed as motionless as he had been on the clone's arms as she waited for him to answer back. "That's what I though!"

The silver-haired girl then proceded to go back to her original task... coloring. Hidden in an alley, Valeria was joined by her trusty sidekick, Kumagoro, the amazing pink rabbit... along with many colored markers that she was using to draw on the walls about her Reunion with Mother. Where she get them? No idea, but she wasn't doing a very good job at her task. Most of the wall she was drawing on was covered by awful pictures of stick figures and a giant blue circle that was apparently supposed to be Jenova. Having the mind of a child also gave Valeria the ability to draw like one also it seemed. As she drew, she kept chanting "Reunion, reunion, Jenova, Jenova" merrily, finishing her masterpiece of colored sticks.

"Kawaii! Mother will be so happy I did this!" she exclaimed, "Isn't it wonderful, Kuma-chan! Decorating all the land in Mother's honor!" Valeria's eyes shined with tears as she waved her pink bunny around in strange joy. Settling down finally, she picked her backpack from the floor and put her markers away, getting pieces of candy to eat afterwards. Smiling, all she thought was 'God, that's good...'
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The world out here had many wonders, and Remi was ready to search for many of them. His people knew of all the natural wonders of the world, but nothing at all of those created by man. His little... excursion would help him see many of them. Not that he really had any intention of returning to his old home. All the rules and regulations to protect the secrecy of their people. They said that the only way to stay safe is to stay hidden. Remi had learned that while staying hidden worked well, filling those that would harm you with enough lead to build a house with worked just as good, if not better. If only they could learn to see things this way instead of sitting back and hoping that no one tries to cut thier tree down.

"Oh well" he sighed, before looking around him. Today his wonder was a gigantic city floating in the sky. The signs said that it was called Midgar, and Remi was here to see how it was floating. There was a fence going around the perimeter of the floating city on the ground, but fences were realy only good for holding back things that can't fly. With little effort Remi flapped his wings, and flew straight over. "Must not want anyone messing with the levitation relay, or whatever it is..." he said before what was inside caught his eye. "... or not." The city was getting less and less magical as time went by, and he had only been here for a matter of seconds. Inside the fence wasn't any special equipment. There was no magical force. There was just a huge pile of garbage that people were apparently living in. Not to mention the fact that the 'magical floating city' was being held up by support beams.

Remi landed on a nearby roof, and let his wings, and pom-pom lay limp. He had planned to sneak in and poke things, but now there was nothing to poke. He was about to turn around and leave till he heard someone happily chanting. "Well if I can't play with magical technology I can at least frighten a human." he thought. Remi lifted off the roof, and began to fly down to her. He had second thought when she bagan some sort of crazy ritualistic dance, but it was over soon enough. She then began packing her things, and Remi waited calmly hovering behind her till she was done and said, "So is that blue blog thing like some weird form of Flan attacking a village or something, kupo?"
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"Huh?" Valeria blinked confused without looking at whoever spoke. It had been a while since anyone had made any attempted at speaking to her. Then again, the last few that had were kicking her out of their establishment for one reason or the other each time. Silly people. Mother would get them for that soon enough. Picking up Kumagoro (who had a piece of candy stuck to his cheek), she decided to acknowledge the stranger, except... all she saw was a flying plushie staring at her. Immediately Val's eyes sparkled with stars, making a grab for the flying creature.

"A plushie came all the way here because he has heard of my greatness! How joyful!" she said stuffing the thing on her chest in a tight embrace. It was clear that a flying talking plushie was a normal thing to her. Not that any of her own plushies did any of that. Well, they did in her imagination, but that was always as far as it went. Suddenly the comment the plushie said hit her, slow reaction for the win! "Hey! Bad plushie! That is a picture of Mother and now you have to be punished for your sins and crimes towards her! You will not be forgiven in the Reunion unless you repent!" she said lunging creature from her.

Running to where the Jenova drawing was made in the wall, she tried showing the kitty of Jenova's 'great plan' (that surely Valeria had made up years ago). Valeria flayed her arms as she did, hoping that he would understand what she was getting at, none that made sense whatsoever though. "Kitty, if you say another bad thing again, I will have no choice but to punish you. And believe you me, I will be super extra nice to you compared to what will happen to you when the time comes. Anyone that doesn't join will perish!" this she said very as a -matter-of-factly, sticking her tongue at him afterwards. To make sure that her threat did not go ignored, she lifted Kumagoro, in a sad attempt to look menacing. It only looked sad because Kumagoro did not really look like a weapon that he truly was.
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As soon as Remi made himself known the strange girl had a very different reaction then he had planned. Usually a human would shout obscenities of disbelief, or just simply run to tell someone. There was also always the 'looks for a stick to poke it with' crowd, god how he hated them. She however squealed with glee, and grabbed Remi. She was calling him a 'plushy' and shaking him around like that poor bunny. He tried very hard to escape her vice like grip, but to no avail as her hands were to powerful for his tiny limbs to pry free.

She shook him around as she ranted about some family reunion, and how her mother would be quite angry with him. It was beyond Remi why the plans for a picnic or whatever needed to be splayed across an old decrepit wall, but it was becoming more and more obvious that the inanimate object was the brains of this outfit. Remi was happy however when the girl threw him away. He did a strange sort of flip thing that might have looked impressive, but it was just him getting reoriented in the air, and decided that this was not the place he really needed to be.

She then started flailing about the wall explaining the purpose of every stick figure, as well as the blue flan. If you looked hard enough you could see that her art style had become more simplistic to exaggerate how childish her actions were. Things like her thumbs missing, and limbs just being rounded off. "Well have fun at your family reunion, and wish your mom my best." Remi said before he attempted to fly away.
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Valeria frowned at the flying plushie. Things did not go as she had planned. He was supposed to agree to her explanations and join her cause like the rest of her plushie army, not ignore her and flee. Besides, who wouldn't want to join her. The plan was brilliant and so, everyone should be mesmerized by it. "Kuma-chan, it is time to be a good boy and show the bad plushie that he must join us or he must suffer the consequences!" lifting Kumagoro above her, she shouted, "Kuma-Kuma ICE BEAM!" Immediately, ice formed to hit the unsuspecting creature who was probably just trying to escape the craziness of the Sephiroth clone.

A triumphant crazed smile grazed Valeria's lips. No one had the authority to leave her. Not anyone who she was recruting (by force) to join her army. And with this new plushie, she would be invincible. Her other flying plushies were really useless. Every time she sent them on missions to retrieve some materia, they would never come back from where she left them. One time, she even came back to find that one of them was now in the arms of another little girl. The nerve! She tried very hard to get to the girl and go scold the dragon plushie for not performing his duties, but the girl's parents shooed her away before she could do anything. The dragon, Herbert, was going to pay for his betrayal in plushie hell soon enough. Knowing this was the only thing that allowed Valeria to sleep every night.

"Kitty! Come back, or there will be more from where that came from! I will lessen your pain if you come back to me! It's for your own good!" She really needed to put some restraint collars on her subjects. They liked to be rebels from time to time. Not that the kitty was one of her minions yet.

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As Remi was flying away he noticed something, but he was too far away for the crazy human to be a threat. That was what he thought when a spire of ice came from the ground below him, and launched Remi into the air. Being launched into the air was normally not that big of a deal, but this time it was by a powerful magical force. Remi made a long arc, and landed skidding across the ground with the wind knocked out of him.

"Okay little girl, it's time to put these childish things behind you..." Remi whispered once he could breathe again, and rose to every inch of his not so intimidating height. Remi then however reached into his belongings and pulled out something that was quite intimidating. Remi in a way only the denizens of this realm can pulled a five foot tall rifle, out of a small moogle sized bag, and started looking for a proper shot before more ice came.

An oh so familiar flash caught his eye when Remi looked at the bunny she was flailing around. It had materia in it, and Remi was really not in the mood for any other icicles, so he fired a single shot at the rabbit. "Sorry Mr. Bunny, but I'm sure your going to a better place."

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Leele
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Tears quickly streamed down Valeria's face as her beloved pink rabbit flew far, far away from her arms and into the floor. Not only was she defenseless now, but Kumagoro looked like he was injured by the fall... Well, in her mind he was. The psychotic girl did not know what to do now, if to go after the plushie-hating plushie or go nurse her Kuma-chan from his fall. This was a tough one.

"You are a meanie, Kitty! How could you do that to Kuma-chan? D: I thought you guys were friends!" Valeria continued her rant, while bawling her eyes out. Apparently, her way of showing anger was by crying and throwing fits. It was painfully obvious that her head was more scrambled that it should be.

Getting up from the floor (where she had dropped down to throw a fit after Kumagoro flew off), Valeria wiped her tears with a cloth that magically appeared in her hand and wiped the tears off, smiling a bit as she did. Her crazed thoughts formed a reason as to why the small creature had done what he did.

"I get it. You were jealous of Kuma-chan, Mr. Kitty! That is why you did that. You are so silly," she said as she ran to get her bunny. Valeria was either in denial or delirious. This was ignoring her natural insanity. "Don't worry, Mr Kitty! I won't hold it against you! I will come back to get you after Kuma-chan gets better. He needs a doctor you know. He says his arm is broken." she yelled into the distance, placing her hand behind the rabbit's head to make him confirm what she said.

"Good-bye, Mr Kitty! I'll be back for you soon! Mother and Sephiroth will take care of you!" no sooner, she ran towards to opposite direction of the "kitty" again, more than likely to the hospital (where she will more than likely be kicked out off, not only for trying to get doctors to heal her plushie, but also, because of what she is). She had forgotten why she attacked him in the first place and had already assumed that he was going to wait for her. In other words, the girl was bipolar, had very much ADHD, and was insane. Maybe that was not the correct order, but you get the drift.

To be continued...

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