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| Episode 1: Moogle Rider Vs Masked Soldier! Hua! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 7 2008, 08:38 PM (121 Views) | |
| Grendel | Dec 7 2008, 08:38 PM Post #1 |
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It had been a hoax, leaving Tso Lan standing pathetically outside the Honeybee Inn, looking inside rather sadly at the immense treasure that could have been. According the the rumors of some guy who had known a moogle who had definitely said that there was some kind of awesome item or epic proportions hanging around in the Sector 6 slums. Apparently, the rumors of some guy who knew a moogle who apparently knew about this thing was completely false... or Tso Lan just wasn't finding it. According to the rumor, the item in question was a materia that had the ability to draw water from the air itself and use it as an offensive spell. Tso Lan had been skeptical at first, to be sure. Then again, after consulting a few 'borrowed' texts Tso Lan had come to the conclusion that such a materia was not only possible, it was quite likely. According to the rumor from the guy who knew a moogle, the materia could be found in the 'wettest place in the slum that knows now light'. After thinking it over for a good two seconds, Tso Lan came to the conclusion that this referred to the Honeybee Inn. If Tso Lan had modesty, he would blush. Then again, selling oneself as a man-whore tended to do a good bit of damage on one's modesty. Looking back, Tso wondered if he had ever worked here before or not. It took him a few moments of staring at the giant electrical sign above the entrance to reach the definite conclusion that he had not. His clients, as he remembered, had all been men. From what he understood, the men who came to the Honeybee Inn were usually only interested in women half the time. It was a disturbing thought, but then again there was one simple fact; no modesty. Tso Lan tugged at the mask on his face and stretched his spear arm out of habit. It was a bit chilly, but that was a good thing. Tso Lan's attention was distracted by a party inside the Inn, probably a group session. Tso shook his head and turned to walk off to the rest of the slums. Maybe the 'wettest place in the slums with no sun' wasn't actually the Honeybee Inn. As Tso Lan walked, several people gave him strange stares, especially at his mask. If he had been in a good mood, he probably would have given the pathetic notice of 'SOLDIER business' or 'Shin-Ra affairs. Mind your business'. However, the whole ordeal was pissing him off royally. If nothing happened in the next few minutes, he would simply go back to his beautiful one room residence provided provided by Shin-Ra and be pissed off for the next good while. Tso Lan sighed. If there was one thing life had taught him, interesting things never just happened. Right? (All he has with him are is 'work' clothes and his spear Di Mazmagog) |
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| Bowwy | Dec 8 2008, 04:53 PM Post #2 |
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MOOGLE AWWWWAAAAYYYY!!!
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“AHAHAHA! DIE! DIE YOU EVIL VILLIAN! PREPARE FOR DEATH!” An unforunate bird continued to flutter from building to building as a persisent Moogle flew after it, vainly swinging it’s sword in vain at the winged creature, hell-bent on killing it, as in his eyes, it was an evil being, and should be destroyed from the pure world. If only he knew that the bird was probably more pure than ninety percent of the people in the world. He had been chasing this bird for awhile now, and he suddenly realized that he was unfortunately lost. Or, rather, he should have realized this. He decided that the bird was an evil demon and was playing a trick on him. He flew towards it again, and swung his staff at it, but the bird flew down towards the ground, close to a man that the Moogle did not know, and then seemed to disappear. Little did the Moogle know it had only crawled into a little can, but he didn’t see that. The Moogle decided that the evil demon bird had transformed into the man, and was trying to deceive him and prevent him from obtaining what he needed to destroy evil in the world. He quickly landed. “HALT, DEMONBIRD!” He yelled at the unfortunate man, who just so happened to be called Tso Lan, and was in SOLDIER. “YOU ARE A DEMON, AND THEREFORE REQUIRE DEATH!” The Moogle swung his spear a few times, attempting to intimidate his opponent. “GIVE ME ONE REASON WHY I SHOULD NOT…..DESTROY YOOOOOU!” The Mooglemage was a great actor. Moogle Rod of Power Description: [Hands: 1] A staff designed for a Moogle. It is made of slick Iron, and at the end of the staff it turns into two points, good for stabbing people in the face. There are no decorations except for little lightning bolts near the bottom. The material slots are near the base of the staff. Strength/Durability: 8 Materia Slots: O=O Material: Iron Weight: 3 Moogle Armor of Awesomeness Description: A basic and cheap armor made of Leather. Has lightning bolts on it. Materia Slots: None Material: Leather Weight: 2 Strength/Durability: 10 Cost: 250 Gil Cell Phone Description: A Cell Phone of some of the most advanced qualities. It's appearance is up to you, but keep it realistic (Phones are as advanced as we have IRL). The phones have many capabilities including Email, Camera, Voice Recorder and even a Video recorder. Sadly the memory isn't that great so the Video Recorder can only hold five minutes. Weight: 0 Effect: For all your Cell Phone needs Cost: None |
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| Grendel | Dec 8 2008, 08:40 PM Post #3 |
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Tso Lan raised his eyebrow beneath his mask. He had been mugged before, but this was completely different. How? for starters, it was ridiculous. Lots of people get held up by thugs or murderers, but who had ever been held up by a moogle? Even in the deepest darkest pits of this world, the places that not even the hardest and worst of soldier wanted to go there was simply so such thing as a moogle thug. Moogle mage was acceptable. Moogle biker not so much but still okay. But moogle thug? What the hell? Didn't this rat know who he was dealing with? At this thought, Tso Lan looked down to his clothes. No, he probably didn't. Perhaps this is why the rat had no respect for him. He sighed to himself. Perhaps he would do better to make it abundantly clear to this this thing who he was dealing with. "Listen, moogle," Tso Lan said simply. "I'm here on official Shin-Ra business. There have been sightings of illegal materia here. You're effectively in the way of my business. Now, get out of my way before I decide to take more immediate actions rather than file an official report." It was a weak bluff; Tso Lan's strong point had never been lying anyway. However, he didn't want to deal with this right now. For added effect, he pulled out his strange spear and gave it a slow spin in a sort of way to intimidate the thing. Hopefully, it would work. Otherwise, Tso Lan hoped the thing was as weak as it looked. Wait... demonbird? Silently, Tso Lan hoped the thing wanted a fight. |
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| Bowwy | Dec 9 2008, 08:46 PM Post #4 |
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MOOGLE AWWWWAAAAYYYY!!!
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The person seemed to be hesitant for a moment. Or, should I say, DEMON BIRD. The Moogle stood, with its staff pointed at the man, waiting for his response, and as he began, the Moogle was a bit confused. He really didn’t seem like a Demon Bird; usually they would have gone all crazy and started firing fire bolts everywhere. Of course, Nex had never fought a Demon Bird, let alone a Demon, hell, let alone a BIRD, but he knew because he was a genius, and knew exactly how Demons worked. Not. He prepared himself as the Demon Bird spoke. He would not believe his trickery! He couldn’t be a part of SOLDIER, he didn’t have a ma-oh wait never mind there it was. The Moogle kicked at the ground, a little annoyed, but then realized that he had mentioned illegal materia. “WAIT WHERE!?” The Mage shouted, excited. New Materia was always awesome for the mage, even though he never actually had any of his own. He began to run in circles around the man, waving his spear around like a deranged child with a stick. “GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME!” Were the words that escaped his mouth. He eventually stopped. “SHOW ME THIS MATERIA YOU DEMON BIRD!” |
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| Grendel | Dec 10 2008, 02:09 PM Post #5 |
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For Tso Lan, it was almost too much to take. This... rat was starting to get on his nerves with all of this hyperactive behavior and materia fetishes. Then again, that was only half as irritating as the fact that his lie had completely backfired, and the moogle thing now seemed very excited to acquire this mythical materia that seemed to exist somewhere. It was then that the furry thing began to run around in circles about Tso Lan, obliterating any curiosity he had held on the creature along with any chance that there was that the two could get along, even if just for a little while. The rat then came to a halt and demanded the materia from Tso Lan, who did not have it. The sudden urge came over him to try and bash his furry companion on the head with his spear, but that quickly passed by him without much fulfillment. While it would be amusing and quite enjoyable to cut that pompom right off the moogle's head, it would only cause more problems for Tso Lan. With a sigh, he searched his mind for some way to get out of this. After a second, he got it. He had seen his comrades deal with maniacs before. The trick was, you had to act like one to get on their good side enough to go away. That was the theory at least. With a short second to prepare himself mentally, Tso Lan suddenly burst out into quick movements. "Oh, yeah! The materia!" he said with an excited tone. "That stuff! It's totally and completely in this sector somewhere, you know? I was totally trying to find it, but I can't. You want to help? If you look that way" he pointed to the Honeybee Inn "and I look that way" he pointed to the exit of Sector 6 "then I'm sure we'll find it! What you think?" |
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| Bowwy | Dec 10 2008, 04:46 PM Post #6 |
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MOOGLE AWWWWAAAAYYYY!!!
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This Soldier was trying to make of him a fool? He knew of the Honeybee Inn, the Materia was definitely not there! It was impossible! Or…was it? It could be the Demon Bird, trying to get him to join his side with promises of evil material! He was the Demon Bird! He had undeniable proof! The Moogle Mage leapt back, spinning his staff. “DEMON, YOU SHALL NOT TEMPT ME!” He spun it a few more times before finally pointing it at the man. “You, sir, are a Demon, and therefore, I, as an official unofficial Demon Slaying MOOGLE MAGE, I will have to kill you! Prepare for death!” The Moogle rose into the air, his wings flapping. “HUZZAH! I CAN FLY AND YOU CANNOT!” He spun his staff a few more times before faking a rush down. “You, Demon Bird, are foolish!” The Mage flew down, around the soldier, and then floated up on the other side. “Prepare for the death of a Demon!” The Mage then soared down, pulling back its spear, and then as it got close, it swung at the soldier. Perhaps the soldier would be kind to the confused mage, and only give to him a life of torture instead of death. |
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| Grendel | Dec 11 2008, 03:07 PM Post #7 |
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That was it, the proverbial last nail in the coffin. As the moogle rose into the air and swooped down upon Tso Lan, his eye visibly twitched beneath his mask. He wasn't sure if he should even dodge. To dodge would be to insinuate that he considered the white poof ball a threat of sorts. That would be and insult to Tso Lan... and probably the whole of Shin-Ra at that. Then again, shame wasn't something that Shin-Ra viewed kindly. Of Tso Lan lost to this thing, then he probably wouldn't be allowed back. If that were to happen, he would lose his traveling privileges. That and he would be hunted to the ends of the earth as a traitor if Shin-Ra threw him out. They weren't exactly known to be merciful. With a sigh in his heart, Tso Lan decided to do something. "Fly you might," he commented, "But you're... slow." With that, he sidestepped and evaded the moogle's swing. He could feel the moogle's magic rod fly by his face, which oddly perturbed him on a perverted level. It was then that Tso Lan came up with a battle speech. "I am NOT a bird, nor am I a demon! I don't know where you come from, but you've done a fine job of PISSING ME OFF! Now... take this, you puffy rat!" With that, he gripped Di Mazmagog with both hands and slashed at the moogle's pompom. He didn't want to maim the moogle, but humiliating the rat would be good enough. Anyway, if he actually cut the thing off it could probably be reattached. But... that was a risk he was more than willing to take.
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| Bowwy | Dec 11 2008, 06:38 PM Post #8 |
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MOOGLE AWWWWAAAAYYYY!!!
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The Demon Bird was mocking him! He may be slow, but he was a genius in the skill of combat! The Moogle cocked an eyebrow as he heard the man talk. He had a decent argument, and it WAS true that he might be in SOLDIER, or Shin-Ra, or whatever the hell those squares called it. As the man gripped his staff, the Moogle raised his, and was able to successfully block the blow to his Pom-Pom. However, the force from the hit caused him, because he was in mid-air, to recoil back a little bit, and he did so. However, he span out of control. He looped around, and then smashed through a nearby window. A moment later, he crawled out, muttering, “Why must all of my crusades end like this?” He picked himself up, and then turned towards his opponent. “Well played…you might just NOT be a demon bird, however, I am going to require that Materia! So, if you do not take me to it, I shall have to turn you into a food for turtles! HAHAHAHHA!” The Moogle laughed for a few more moments before regaining his composure. “Well, sir? Shall you aid me, or shall I put you in the hospital with my awesome skills of being a mage?” |
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| Grendel | Dec 11 2008, 10:15 PM Post #9 |
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And just like that the fight was over. Much to Tso Lan's great disappointment, there were no removed pompoms. It made him upset on some level, but it was just as good to see the rat fly out of control. Then again, he was now in a complete and total issue. The moogle wanted to adventure with Tso Lan to find this seemingly nonexistent materia. Didn't Tso Lan already point out that the materia didn't exist? Didn't he? It seemed pathetic almost. Then again, Tso Lan wasn't the peak of morality or a fine specimen of a human being. With a begrudged sigh, he admitted that there might just be some kind of materia around here somewhere. Hell, if there wasn't one then he could just steal one from the lowlife scum here, who probably stole it themselves. After that, he could just hide it and say that he found it. After that, the moogle could take the materia and this would be over. Forever. He would go back to his job and travel the world, probably finding some other materia somewhere to make up for this, never to see this moogle again. Ever. After considering this for a chance he decided that it was just what he needed. He relaxed his spear and cleared his throat. "Listen, ra..." he paused. "Sir mage. I will gladly accompany you in this quest. Supposedly, the materia is supposed to be in the 'Wettest place in all of Sector 6'. It wasn't the Honeybee Inn, so I'm guess either the sewers or some of the shops. Where will you lead me, of mage?" If this went bad, Tso Lan could always just shove Di Mazmagog into the vermin's head. |
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| Bowwy | Dec 12 2008, 04:37 PM Post #10 |
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MOOGLE AWWWWAAAAYYYY!!!
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The Soldier seemed a bit hesitant and maybe also a bit confused from what was going on. The Moogle Mage stood there, saying nothing as he spoke. When he was finished, the Moogle Mage nodded, and then glanced around. “The Wettest place…” He glanced over at a flower shop to his left. “PREPARE TO DIE, MATERIA HOLDERS!” The Mage flew up into the air, and then crashed through their window. A few moments later, the Mage walked out of the store, sighing. “It was not there, my good sir,” The Mage said. “If it is perhaps around here, we shall have to look more THERE IT IS!” The Mage dashed forward, swinging his staff at some old man. It hit him on the back, and he dropped his ice cream cone. The Mage reached down, and then tried to cram the cold substance into his staff. “DARN, IT DOESN’T WORK!” he then shook his staff a little, attempting to get some of the ice cream out. “Well, I am not having much luck, good sir. I’m not sure where the wettest place is either…maybe…the water company? Or…I don’t know…the Fish store? The Aquarium? I don’t understand,” |
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| Grendel | Dec 14 2008, 02:19 PM Post #11 |
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Things were getting out of hand. The moogle was obviously some kind of mental case. Attacking a member of SOLDIER, breaking an entry, and assault, all on the word of a complete stranger who simply said the word materia. Then again, the moogle had referred to Tso Lan as a demon bird, which was a good indication of his mental health. Perhaps he was just messing around. Then again, perhaps he wasn't. Tso Lan's eyes narrowed on the moogle, who was currently trying to divine the location of the supposed materia. He didn't look like a threat, but that was the thing about the mooogles. They all looked alike; every last one of them. With that, how could Tso Lan really trust what this moogle was saying. He could be what he says, a moogle mage of sorts who hunts demons. Then again, he could be some kind of young punk from the Sector 6 slums trying to trick him. All things considered, the latter seemed more likely. This conclusion brought a grin to Tso Lan's face. If the moogle was lying about his identity, that would mean there was no way he could cover for his assault and vandalism. Tso Lan gave Di Mazmagog a random swing to loosen his arms before going to work. "Ok," Tso Lan said in cold tone of voice. "I've had enough of this. I've seen what I need to see. Moogle mage or no, you've just assaulted an employee of Shin-Ra as well as an old man and broken an entry. That's three strikes, rat." Tso Lan brought his spear to bear on the moogle. Silently, he wished he had accepted his last paycheck. If he had, he would have some materia, which would make this a much easier fight. "As a SOLDIER of Shin-Ra, I can stand by and watch you do this. Moogle, you're under arrest. Give up and come silently and I won't have to bring you in by force." |
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| Bowwy | Dec 14 2008, 09:51 PM Post #12 |
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MOOGLE AWWWWAAAAYYYY!!!
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As soon as the soldier began to speak, the Moogle knew that something was up. Ooh, he seemed really mad, too. Nex could have some fun with this. Although he might have to go down to the station, once they talked to him for awhile he’d get off with mental insanity and then get sent to the Asylum again. He’d already broken out of there like six times already, so it wasn’t that big of a deal. The drugs there were really good though, so Nex tried to make an effort to get caught every week or so. However, he already had a whole jar full of magic pills, so he was good. “Sir, I’d love to go with you and go to jail, but I’m afraid I have better things to do,” And with that, the Moogle flew up into the air, a good thirty feet off the ground, so the Mako soldier could not get him. If he tried to make a grab at him while he went up, well, Nex would swing at him with his staff. He could tell the Soldier was eager for a fight, well, Nex wasn’t going to give it to him just yet. He’d laugh at him for awhile and then maybe go down to fight him, but the Soldier was faster than he was. He didn’t have any Materia, either, so there wasn’t a whole lot he could do against him. He stuck out his tongue at the Soldier. “Promise to be nice? Then I might come down,” The Moogle taunted. |
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| Grendel | Dec 18 2008, 12:02 AM Post #13 |
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Tso Lan's brow would have furrowed in unadulterated rage if he still expressed those kinds of things. Tso Lan had noticed that the more he learned, the more he mellowed out as a person in general. He wasn't the type of person to 'fly off the handle' easily unless it was getting in his way or really annoying him. Even then, he never took drastic measures, such as physical harm. The last time something like that had been years ago, when his brother had ripped the pages out of his favorite book so he could draw on them. Tso Lan had beaten him up, but nothing bad had come from it. Having said this, one can see the apparent futility of the situation when Tso Lan actually became so enraged that he hurled Di Gazmagog at the Moogle, aiming for his fat, round body this time. "I am a member of SOLDIER!" Tso Lan yelled as he hurled his spear. "And you will not mock me! I tried to work with you, but you moogles are all too fun loving! I can't stand you! Get lost, rat and I'll let this go! Go! Shoo!" |
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| Bowwy | Dec 18 2008, 04:51 PM Post #14 |
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MOOGLE AWWWWAAAAYYYY!!!
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Ooh, he was making this guy mad. Really, really, really mad. He almost started laughing his Moogle laugh when he almost exploded, but was able to keep it inside of him. This Soldier member was insanely hilarious, but he knew for a fact that he could defeat him in combat. Why? He was simply faster, and that would be the deciding factor if they were to fight. Nex was a bit of a headcase, but he knew how to deal with enemies. Then, as he hurled his spear at the Moogle, it flew up a little bit to avoid the weapon. He then began to laugh, and then nodded. “Fair enough, Soldier, until we meet again,” And at that point the Moogle spat the thickest, sploogiest loogie you had ever seen, aiming to land it on the man’s mouth. And with that he flew away. (I know you were aching for a fight Pigge but this character is different from the others I've made before <_<) |
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| Grendel | Dec 18 2008, 10:14 PM Post #15 |
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Tso Lan cursed in rage as the moogle flew away into the trash ridden sunset of Midgar. His spear had missed, the mage still thought he was some kind of dejected knight thing, people around him were staring as though he had leprosy, and he had gained nothing. Tso Lan would tempt the awful experience of saying 'Well it couldn't possibly get any worse' but life and experience taught him better than that. With nothing to direct it at, Tso Lan let his probably unearned rage simmer and eventually die down until he was left semi exhausted and embarrassed. All he wanted now was the comfort of leaving so that he could go home, lie down and never have to think of this day again. Unfortunately, this would probably not happen until large quantities of certain alcoholic beverages. With a sigh, Tso Lan turned to head back to the train station that would take him back to Shin-Ra HQ. However, as he left the slums, he slipped in a puddle and fell face forward. When he turned to see what he had slipped on, his face almost lit up from joy. There was a small green sphere in a puddle of water, probably what he had slipped on in the first place. With much excitement and glee, he scurried back to it and plucked it out of the filthy water to inspect it. It was cold to the touch and Tso Lan knew what it was. It was magic materia, probably ice. Tso Lan almost instinctively reached to place it in one of Di Gazmagog's slots only to find he didn't have it. He had thrown it and it would take some time to find. Then again, he didn't. He was as happy as a child with a bag of candy and nobody could fix that. After an hour of looking, he found his spear and headed home. Today had been worth while after all. (Actually, don't worry about it. I'm still trying to work out the wrinkles in my guy, let alone fight with him) |
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| [-Angeles-] | May 12 2011, 02:41 PM Post #16 |
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Fare thee well Children of Crisis, we will miss you |
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