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| bakanekokao | Mar 6 2009, 12:27 PM Post #1 |
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She whom walks with chainsaws
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Okay, follow what the title says... *OR FACE MY WRATH* Tell us funny stories from school pre-k-college. I'll go for the story that happened just moments ago that made me lmao. Today during B lunch a BAT got loose in the lunch hall, no joke, and was flying around. Of course people were screaming and it was total chaos, my friends and I *exception of two girls other than me* were standing laughing our asses off. The bat came within a few feet of me, so I started laughing harder, mainly from surprise, and the school admin came up and shouted, "That's not funny." I retorted: "You're right miss, its hilarious. Now why are you screaming?" Of course she didn't hear me, thank god, and quickly the little bat in the lunch room turned into a CODE RED alert. We were withheld from class for a good ten minutes sadly when they managed to catch the poor thing. So that is one story of lulz I had to tell, tell us the rest... And don't turn it into a thread about incest again... I'll tell Cloud. XD |
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| Takeru | Mar 6 2009, 12:47 PM Post #2 |
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After Senior Ball, we had an after-party in the school called "Prime Time" with games, karaoke, music and dancing, all that good stuff. Anyways, they had this huge inflatable maze-thing set up in the gym, and I raced through it against my then-girlfriend. I was defeating her handily by the time we got to the last obstacle...a huge wall that he had to bounce our way over. Me being me, I executed an amazing Swanton Bomb over the thing, but botched the landing and bent my right pinky back so that the nail was pressing against the upper side of my wrist. I walked around for the rest of the night with ice on my hand, and later found out with was not, in fact, broken. But I still won. |
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| Grey | Mar 6 2009, 03:39 PM Post #3 |
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Did you know that L's love donuts?
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Ok so today my Future Business Leaders of America club (FBLA) had a competition at ITT Tech. We've been preparing for the past few months and I did most of mine on the net. I had one event to do with my partner at the school, Management Network Decisions. We got to the place and went to sigh up for our event. We went to the room, got a little scenario and prepared to face the judges. We beasted that event, we were easily the best they saw all day. So we were felling good, I was in the C-box chatting with some of you. My partner comes in and tells me we did the wrong event. We did the Management Decision Making event, which was right next door to Management Network Decisions. The judges couldn't see us so we could do the event properly, we got disqualified. In the end I won 2nd, 5th, and got disqualified. On top of that I had to wear a suit, a hot hot suit. So yeah, laugh. LAUGH I SAY!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Haine | Mar 6 2009, 03:59 PM Post #4 |
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Lunatic
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Today i was walking up the stairs at my school and my friend yanked my leg out from under me while i was taking a step. I landed on my right knee which hurts like a son of a B**** right about now. i wanted to smack him so frickin bad..... |
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| Mayuko | Mar 6 2009, 07:57 PM Post #5 |
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Ashes
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You'll probably have to be there to find this funny, but oh well. Elishia (Naminote) was painting vigourously, and it's hilarious because she makes ninja noises when she paints or draws. XD "HAH! DESTROY! TEAR YOUR FIBRES! HYAH! HOOAHHH" I found it funny. XD |
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| Kenny | Mar 6 2009, 09:31 PM Post #6 |
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Meteorain (Lv3)
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I was in art class and we were in the middle of working on our assignments, "Political Commentary." So, yeah, anyway, we were working on our assignments ten minutes in, when a friend of mine starts having a debate with the teacher about his topic "public nudity." Turns out the teacher doesn't feel comfortable about his drawing of a man in a trenchcoat, flashing us, with his forked tongue penis. A little inappropriate? 'Course not, it's the topic. Anyway, so everybody starts getting into this stupid debate (art teacher, passing teachers, students, etc.), and my friend starts talking about how it doesn't matter and nothing is sacred anymore anyway. He then further rambles on about how there's no mystery to sex either. Up until this point I had been very quiet, and suddenly I spoke up and said, "Still a mystery to me." The whole class went quiet as I said that. |
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| Grey | Mar 6 2009, 09:49 PM Post #7 |
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Did you know that L's love donuts?
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XD, nice Kenny. nice. |
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| Kenny | Mar 12 2009, 07:12 AM Post #8 |
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Hey, talking of school stories, this reminds me of the times I used to catch the bus to school, and this one man who used to wait by the bus stop as well. This one morning he was waiting at the bus stop, like normal, and as the bus came around the corner, he started yelling at it, "Shtop da Bus-t! Shtop da Bus-t!" The bus didn't stop and passed right on through. The next day, the same man waited at the bus stop again. This time he was at the sidewalk, obviously so he could get the bus drivers attention easier. So, when the bus came, the man once again started shouting, "Shtop dah bus-t! Shtop da bus-t!" Again, the bus didn't stop, and passed right on through. After that, and on the third morning, this same man waited in the middle of the road. The bus surely couldn't miss him now. And as the bus came around he again shouted, "Shtop da bus-t! Shhhhh --" The bus didn't stop, and the poor man was hit clean off the road. This was all taken into court, and during it, the Judge asked the bus driver, "Why didn't you use the brake?" The Bus Driver then replied, "He was-t mocksing meh!" Edited by Kenny, Mar 12 2009, 07:15 AM.
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| Lucifer | Mar 12 2009, 08:11 AM Post #9 |
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Dynamite
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I punched someone in the side of his head and flipped his desk over while he was still sitting in it in my geometry class in 10th grade. |
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| Kal-El | Mar 12 2009, 04:50 PM Post #10 |
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Man of Steel
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Here's two stories that probably won't be funny to anyone cept me, my friends, and the people involved, but anyway. One time I was walking in the hallway with my bestfriend Sarah, and the hottest girl in the school was right in front of me, and let's just say she had an incredible ass that was glorious that day because of the tight jeans she was wearing. Anyway, Sarah was running her mouth about something and I was just glued to Ms. Taite's ass when the next thing I know, she stops moving, I look up and she's glaring back at me. I stopped. Looked in her eyes, then slowly positioned my head back on her lower section. Then Sarah realized I wasn't paying attention and slapped me. And the second one, I was in the cafeteria and this white girl totally didn't get my sarcastic humor and took something I said seriously, so she threw a piece of lettuce in my face. I stood up, and with the most serious face I have ever produced told her if she ever threw anything in my face again that I would put my foot up her ass. Then I took the lettuce and threw it back in her face and told her to do it again and see what happens. She started to cry and some douche I was cool with calmed her down or whatever. Then when she left we all laughed about it. |
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| [-Angeles-] | May 12 2011, 01:38 PM Post #11 |
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Ex-Turk
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Fare thee well Children of Crisis, we will miss you |
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