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| Bag o Bones | Jul 27 2009, 04:58 PM Post #1 |
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Lini was sitting in the back of the MiniMogChopper. He wasn’t saying anything, but it was easy to tell that he was excited and happy about something. It wasn’t by anything in particular, it was just by the way he was moving and acting that one could tell that he was in a good mood. Of course, the Moogle Knight knew why he was in a good and chipper mood, and also why they were heading for Cosmo Canyon. But, he was keeping that a secret for now. Nex would find out why he was so insistent for them to go there soon enough. Lini looked out the window to see how close to their final destination they were. They were flying over the rocky wastes that lead up to the canyon itself. After about five minutes of flying, the main entrance to the canyon was visible. “Turn that way, Kupo,” Lini said to the piloting Nex, “And land at the entrance to the third off-shoot of the main canyon on the right. We’ll have to go the rest of the way on the ground.” It wouldn’t be long now until the mystery came to light. Edited by Bag o Bones, Jul 29 2009, 09:31 PM.
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| Bowwy | Jul 28 2009, 11:34 AM Post #2 |
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“Still don’t know why I’m flying all this way, Kupo,” Nex muttered to himself as he piloted the Mog Chopper. They had been flying for a few days at this point, because of distractions and the Mog Chopper wasn’t really all that fast. It got them where they needed to be, though. Lini gave him a direction to turn and Nex quickly flipped a few dials and switches and then took the main controls and took the turn. “Dunno what a third off shoot is,” He mumbled to himself, still unsure of where the fuck he was going. One moment in Costa Del Sol and then BAM, they were off towards Cosmo Canyon. Of course, Costa Del Sol WAS starting to get a bit bland. The Mog Squad had already had quite an eventful day in that city. Soon enough they’d need to head to Midgar in order to actually have a challenge with blowing shit up, because that’s where all of those asshole SOLDIERs were. “Where do I need to park?” The Mage said, a bit confused. “I don’t know what the fuck a third shoot drop bluff is, I’ve never been here before,” |
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| Bag o Bones | Jul 28 2009, 11:54 AM Post #3 |
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Meteorain (Lv3)
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That was a bit ominous. Nex had no idea where he was flying and was counting on Lini’s directions to get them to their destination. For those who are familiar with Lini, and his ability to give and follow navigational directions, that feeling in the pit of your stomach is natural. Lini had hoped that Nex had been here before, as that would have made things much easier, but now everything was dependent on Lini. So, in other words, they hadn’t even gotten there yet and already things were going to go badly. “Ummmmm…” Lini tried to explain, “Its one of those…no…I mean it’s a…Kupo, no. Alright, better idea. Gimme the controls.” Lini forced his way next to the steering wheel and the navigation buttons. He could see where they needed to go, but putting it into words was difficult. So, he simply took the wheel and started pushing random buttons. This was for two reasons. The first was that Lini had no idea how to fly the Mog Chopper, as he had never done it before. The second one was his old button fetish coming up again, and he gleefully started pushing all the ones in sight. “Yay!” Lini said in glee as the Mog Chopper started spinning wildly and did various loops throughout the canyon. At one point, they were at five G’s, while upside down. Eventually, though, the Mog Chopper just said “Fuck You” to the two of them, and just stopped functioning entirely. The Mog Chopper hung in the air for a few moments before it came crashing straight down. It hit the ground with a large bang and an even larger explosion. Lini simply crawled out of the burning wreckage and dusted some of the soot off of his armor. When he was done with that, he looked around for a moment. “Hey, Kupo,” He said to Nex, “We’re here. Our destination is just a little further this-a-way.” |
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| Bowwy | Jul 28 2009, 01:15 PM Post #4 |
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Nex turned and spun around to the back as Lini said he would take the controls. The Mage had been flying for a few hours at that point and would have given the controls up to a spider monkey if given the chance. Lini started bashing the controls and hitting buttons randomly, which meant one of two things. The first was that Lini was a mechanical GENIUS. The second was that he had an addiction to buttons. Nex was pretty sure it was the latter, but he didn’t care because they were going to crash land anyway. That’s what usually happened when Nex flew. The flying machine began to plummet to the ground. Nex let out a sigh as the machine exploded against the ground. A few moments after Lini stepped out of the wreckage, Nex did as well, with his Tuxedo still in presentable shape. “I’m getting good at that,” He mumbled to himself, fixing the collar and then patting off a bit of ash. He had crashed so many times he was learning how to remain basically unharmed. He cracked his fingers and then glanced over at Lini. He then turned towards the burning wreckage and giggled. “That oughta be fun to fly,” He said, and then turned back to his friend. They had landed in the middle of a canyon, not where they needed to be, but closer than they had a few hours ago, at least. Lini still had an idea of where they needed to go, so he simply fluttered his wings a few times and then picked up after him. “After you, my good sir,” Nex said. |
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| Bag o Bones | Jul 28 2009, 06:14 PM Post #5 |
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Nex had survived, as he always has and always will of his multitude of crashes. It didn’t really bother any of them, but after all the crashes they had gone through, that was to be expected as well. Lini remembered the first time they were going to crash. Looking back on it, he looked, sounded, and felt like a screaming and raving lunatic with all the carrying on and yelling he did. Now, it was almost like a routine. Well, there were going to leave the chopper there while they continued, and Lini was off leading the way again. This time, it wouldn’t be as horrific, because Lini knew the canyon well from the inside of it. “Alright, Kupo,” Lini said as he took to the air as well, “Follow me.” Lini started down the pathway that would lead to the secret destination. “Its about a twenty minute flight from here to where we need to get to, Kupo,” Lini said, “So while we go, I’ll show you some of the sights and…” Lini cut himself off once he saw the skeleton atop a pile of rocks. Normally, this wouldn’t be much of an issue, but he was wearing a red hat and was lying on top of an empty cardboard pizza box. “Huh,” Lini said aloud, “I guess the zombies didn’t get him after all. But I guess they didn’t stop trying until it was too late for him.” “Uuuggghahahahhahhhhggghh…” The party zombie moaned in Lini’s brain. If you don’t speak zombie, that roughly translates to “Not for a lack of trying on our part.” Lini ignored the party zombies comment and continued forward down the canyon. “Ohhh,” Lini said, pointing out a rock formation, “That’s the spot where I found my first weapon. And by found, I mean snuck off with it when someone wasn’t looking cause it was really shiny, Kupo. So, if that’s there, then that means that…” Lini stopped for a minute and dove behind a different rock pile. “Aha, Kupo!” Lini declared, “It’s still here!” Lini came out from behind the rock pile holding up several gears, bolts and screws. “These are some of the parts from the big observatory in the main town. I wonder if they ever replaced those parts after I took them?” That last part was said aloud, even though it was mostly to himself, but the echoing sound of steel collapsing on itself and glass breaking seemed to signify that they never got around to it. “Ah well,” Lini said, as he put the parts back in their hiding spot, “I’m sure things worked out alright, Kupo.” It was a fun trip down memory lane for Lini, but Nex probably wasn’t having such a good time of it. |
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| Bowwy | Jul 28 2009, 06:30 PM Post #6 |
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Lini hadn’t forgotten where they were going, thank the Kupo gods, and began to lead the way. Soon enough, they found a skeleton with a red hat and a pizza box. Instinctively, Nex floated towards the box and licked the tiny, tiny bit of cheese off of the bottom. “Damn,” He mumbled to himself, feeling unsatisfied. He continued to follow Lini as he pointed out assorted places where he had stolen…and uh…yeah, that was about it, Lini stole shiny stuff. It was quite interesting, but the best part was the skeleton. The Mage scratched his behind for a moment, his Tuxedo giving him a bit of an itch. “Twenty minute flight? Ugh, I’m so tired of traveling. Are we almost there yet?” To be honest, Nex wasn’t looking forward to what was in Cosmo Canyon. He was quite a random person, but being a Mage, he DID prefer to know things before they sprung out on him. “THIS FLIGHT IS TAKING FOREVER! I NEED ACTION AND DRAMA!” He said, taking a dramatic pose. “But, I guess I’ll settle for flying for now,” He said, continuing to fly after Lini. There was a .000001% of ANYTHING cool happening to them as they flew. If only Nex knew. |
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| Bag o Bones | Jul 28 2009, 07:10 PM Post #7 |
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Lini’s guess had been spot on. Nex was getting tired and bored of the memory trip. Granted, that was to be kind of expected, as they were Lini’s memories and not Nex’s. Still, he thought it would be somewhat nice to share a bit of his past with his partner. No, Nex wanted the trip to be over with, and as much as Lini wanted to continue with the slow route, he was willing to accommodate his partner’s wishes to be done. “Alright,” Lini said, trying his hardest to hide his disappointment, “If that’s what you want, then I know just what to do, Kupo.” Lini flew about fifty feet ahead of where they were and looked at a large boulder. “Now where’s that switch?” Lini said to himself as he started patting around the boulder. Soon, after patting around for a minute or so, he found what he was looking for. “Ah ha!” Lini declared, and pushed the switch into the boulder. There was a low rumble for a moment and the boulder began moving slowly off to the side. The move reviled that the boulder was blocking the entrance to a cave. Inside the cave was a pristine, mint-condition, fully-loaded 1957 pink Cadillac. “This isn’t mine, Kupo,” Lini said, “This belongs to my father. He said he was going to give it to me once I finished my journey of seeing the world. It would mean a lot to him and to me if we could keep it that way. But, if you really, really, REALLY don’t want to take the rest of the time to fly the rest of the way, then I guess I can take you part of the way there, and then drive it back here without anyone being the wiser. But I really, really, REALLY don’t want to do that, Kupo. So, please, for me, say that it’s okay that it’s okay to keep flying. I can show you a lot of other cool things on the way there. This is where I grew up after all, Kupo,” Lini added, “So I do know where all the bodies are buried. Sometimes literally.” |
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| Bowwy | Jul 28 2009, 08:17 PM Post #8 |
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“VALIANT SPEEDS! LET US SPEED, KUPO!” The Moogle announced, taking a stand as Lini found the correct button he was looking for. Upon finding it, a cave was revealed with something pink. What was inside could have been the greatest thing of all time, but there was a fatal flaw with that. Nex did not like the color pink. He did not like it in the rain; he did not like it with Germaine. He did not like the color pink. He did not like them, Charles F. Bink. The Moogle’s eye fluttered for a moment before he let out a battle cry and then hurled a Thundaga directly into the cave. Luckily for the color pink and Lini’s car, the Moogle’s aim was off and it smashed into the side of the cave, causing a bit of rock to be blasted away, but nothing serious or Cadillac threatening. He started to smash his staff into the ground a few times, and then he seemed to get his cool, but the fur on top of his head was messed up and there were sweat stains in his tuxedo. However, after a few moments, he fixed the collar of his clothing and then let out a breath. “Don’t fear, Kupo, I wouldn’t ride in that thing ever. When your dad gives you that thing, make sure you give it a paint job, maybe a darker color, or something not…not…p…p…pink…” He shivered for a moment, and then turned away from the car. “Close the cave, Kupo; we’re flying to Cosmo Canyon! ONWARD, LEAD MY FRIEND!” |
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| Bag o Bones | Jul 28 2009, 09:34 PM Post #9 |
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When Nex shot the lightning bolt into the cave, Lini’s entire life flashed before his eyes. And not just his past. No, future events that he hadn’t done yet flashed before his eyes too, which is kind of unsettling if you think about it. Fortunately, Lini was too busy looking in slow motion as the lightning bolt headed for the car. Much to his relief, Nex’s aim was off and it only hit the cave wall. After that, Nex threw some sort of temper-tantrum/seizure as he started beating the ground mercilessly. Lini took the advantage in Nex’s sudden lull to hit a different switch and close off the cave. That seemed to fix the job, as Nex suddenly recovered and straightened himself up. Apparently, Nex was fine, but he just had a problem with the color pink. But he seemed to have recovered once he no longer had it in eyesight. He was now ready to move on with their destination. “Right…” Lini said warily, as Nex had almost destroyed something irreplaceable, “Okay then, follow me, Kupo.” With the flight track back on path, Lini once again took the lead in heading for their secret destination. Along the way, he continued showing off various things at important locations in his childhood. “…And over there is where I found a copy of the Necronomicon that one time, and over here is the spot where I ended up shaming the local bully, lower pom-pom wise, and over here…” Lini was going to continue the tour, but then he noticed where he was. “Wait!” he said suddenly, “We’re here, Kupo.” “Here” happened to be a rather smallish looking town type area. It could have passed for a small town, except that all the buildings and areas looked to be at a smaller scale. After a moment, it should all become apparent to Nex. Why Lini seemed to know where things were, how he was aware of things that had happened, and why all the buildings seemed smaller then normal. That’s right, they were back in Lini’s hometown, a Moogle colony outside of Cosmo Canyon. |
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| Bowwy | Jul 29 2009, 12:18 PM Post #10 |
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Nex patted the remaining dirt and dust from his Tuxedo and then proceeded to follow Lini as they had done before. “Necrocromicon? I love that game!” Nex shouted. “Wait…is that a game…or a movie….it might have been a porno….” He dismissed it from his mind. “I didn’t do a lot of lower pom-pom shaming in my days, Kupo, but I remember totally dissing this porn star, and THEN they fired him and started a series of pornos called ‘Fuzzy Nights, Furry Whites.’ Dumb name, but I got to jizz on basically whatever the fuck moved. The Moogle scratched his chin for a minute. “No, wait…I think that was the storyline for Smack Dem Hoes IV….oh well, it doesn’t matter much,” He muttered. Suddenly, they were stopped, as they were at their location. This was where Lini had grown up. Nex smiled, as it was much nicer than where he had grown up, inside of a fucking tree and then in a garbage can. “Nice place, Kupo, maybe one day I can take you to where I lived…uhh…yeah, basically I lived in a garbage can for fifteen years up in Midgar. Fun times, fun times, except…ugh, some trash cans were nasty,” He coughed once, and then glanced up at the houses. “Well, let’s go in, Kupo, your family should be happy to see you,” |
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| Bag o Bones | Jul 29 2009, 02:20 PM Post #11 |
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Nex seemed to think that this was a rather nice place to live, at least compared to where he had grown up. That was something Lini didn’t know. “Wow, Kupo, “Lini said, “Fifteen years living in a garbage can? I’m surprised that you didn’t try for higher. You probably could have gotten any place you wanted.” Well, that moment had past and now even Nex wanted to go in. Lini gave a sly smile. “Oh no, Kupo,” Lini said, “We don’t have to go anywhere. All of this will be apparent in…” Lini pulled out his phone and started looking at the time, “Five…” he started, “Four…three…two…one…” At the count of one, Lini put his phone away and looked out towards the town. At that point, there was a massive explosion of colored smoke that blew up in front of them. It covered the area and started shifting colors for a few moments before it blew away. When it was gone, where there used to be nothing between them and the town, now had several table, balloons, boxes wrapped in bright colored paper, streamers hanging from every available facet where they could be hung, and a crowd of about thirty Moogles gathered in the center of it. “HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINI!” The all shouted out in unison. Lini started to laugh a bit. “This is why I wanted to get here so quickly, Kupo,” Lini said to Nex, “Today’s my birthday, and the town always throws a huge party to celebrate.” |
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| Bowwy | Jul 29 2009, 02:46 PM Post #12 |
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“Hell yeah, to be honest, I spent about a week camping on the top floor of SHINRA HQ before a janitor found me and I fucked him up,” He giggled. “Good times, good times, Hojo still has nightmares,” He turned towards his friend as he pulled out his phone and then counted down the seconds. As it went to zero, the Mage’s head snapped back to the town which seemed to explode in colors, and then a bunch of Moogles started screaming. Nex cocked his head, a bit confused. He had never seen a birthday party. “Uggh…okay…” He muttered to himself. However, there was one thing that made him happy. He turned towards Lini and said, “Happy birthday? Shouldn’t this be the other way around? I mean…what kind of birthday is it where the birthdayee surprises the friend?” Nex then giggled for a few moments. “That was cool, how did they make those explosions? I wish I could do that,” He muttered as he floated towards the party. He passed the presents and took a whiff of a streamer. “…Is this food?” He asked himself, and then took a little nibble. “No…no, it is not food,” He then continued to wander, finding things he had never seen before, such as polka dot table cloth. “What the hell is this?” He said, poking the table. “It’s like…an alien table…eew….” |
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| Bag o Bones | Jul 29 2009, 05:50 PM Post #13 |
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The party had just started with the Mog Squad’s arrival. The music had started and presents were laid out and good times were being had by all. Nex seemed a bit confused by the entire thing, not exactly sure what was going on or why it was happening that way, but even he ended up easing up a little and started to look around. It did become apparent that he had never been to a birthday party before we he started to eat one of the streamers, but didn’t finish it. The final nail in any sort of deniability he might have had came when he had never seen a traditional birthday party table cloth. Lini, meanwhile, was soaking in the attention and love of his friends and towns mates. All of his old friends who he hadn’t seen in months were very eager to hear about his stories. Of course, there was one exception to that. “Hey Lini,” A familiar voice rang out, “Who’s your friend?” Lini looked over when he heard the voice to see his old friend Miles, grinning like the cat who just ate the canary. “Miles!” Lini shouted and flew over to give his old friend a hug. “That’s my partner in the Mog Squad, Nex. He’s…” Lini looked over to see Nex still poking at the dots on the table. Lini stopped for a moment as he tried to think of something. “He’s had an interesting life so far. But he’s good. He’s traveling with me on our trip around the world. He’s a bit…off, but he’s a good Moogle.” “Well,” Miles said, “Those are all stories for later. Take a look, the cake’s here.” Lini looked back to where the main party was being held. His mom was coming out of his house holding what looked to be a twenty-layer chocolate cake. She placed it on the center of one of the tables outside and turned over to look at her son. “MOM!” Lini shouted out as he flew as fast as he could and gave a flying hug/tackle to his mother. “So good to see you! How is everyone?” |
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| Bowwy | Jul 29 2009, 06:06 PM Post #14 |
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“What is this? PINK?” The Moogle raised his staff into the air, his Thunder materia flashing, but then the electricity died down and his breaths turned to slow, deep ones. “Must contain hatred…Lini’s…birthday,” His eye twitched a bit and was bloodshot for a moment, but then he seemed to be relatively fine after floating away from the table. He knew that this was an important day to Lini, and was DETERMINED not to fuck it up. That included not blowing shit up, not killing anybody, not pissing on anything or anyone, not raping anything, not eating all of the cake, and most of all, the MOST IMPORTANT ASPECT OF THIS PLAN WAS THAT- Nex’s train of thought was stopped as he glanced over towards a crowd of people gathering towards one of the bigger tables. However, the people didn’t matter to Nex, and neither did the cake. What mattered to Nex was the woman carrying the cake, who was probably the most beautiful Moogle Nex had ever seen. Perfect snow white fur, a luscious and amazing pom-pom, and she produced this aura that Nex was unable to control himself from. He almost jizzed right there on spot, but he was able to contain himself by punching himself in the cock. He was about to fly over there when Lini tackled the woman and said that word that almost tore Nex’s world to pieces. He said the word that made Nex’s life turn to dog shit. He said mom. This Moogle, this beautiful, perfect, sexy Moogle, was Lini’s mom. The 1st rule of Mog Squad was that you don’t have sex with the woman in another member’s life, but how could Nex resist? She was the perfect specimen, outclassing any human sex partner the Moogle had ever encountered. How could he contain himself? His fists curled up into balls and he glanced down at the ground. He had to focus fairly hard in order not to blast all over the place, and it was fairly difficult to keep his penis below fourteen inches at that point. Blood was rushing like fucking Hong Kong at rush hour. He leaned against a table, and glanced down at a pink polka dot. He giggled. “Not even pink…” He muttered to himself and then turned back to Lini’s mom. He decided he’d just have to contain himself. It would be a great feat of justice, but believe it or not, Nex kept to his word when it came to Mog Squad rules. He flew over and sat down to the table next to where the cake was. Now that he noticed, the cake was a Twenty Layer Chocolate cake, but he didn’t care. He let out a sigh and then turned his head as a female Moogle sat next to him. She was quite attractive as well. “Hey handsome, I’m feeling…eh…tipsy, and you’re a new face. Wanna sneak around back?” The Moogle shook his head in a sad way. The female Moogle frowned and punched Nex in the face. He fell over, lying on the bench. Normally Nex wouldn’t take that, but he was in a dangerously depressing mood. He slowly sat up as the Female Moogle walked away in disgust, but he didn’t care. The Moogle started mumbling softly to himself, “Lini’s mom has got it…going…on….something something…tax cuts…lawn…” He let out another sigh. |
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| Bag o Bones | Jul 29 2009, 06:33 PM Post #15 |
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“OOphh!” Lini mother exclaimed as she took the flying hug tackle and returned it with one of her own, at least the hug aspect of it. “Oh son,” She said, “I’ve missed you too. It does get lonely in that house when your fathers off at the lab. Speaking of, he’s sorry to miss this, but he’s really busy.” “Oh, that’s okay,” Lini said, somewhat disappointed but not really upset, “I know how hard he works to keep the family going. I’ll catch up with him later. Besides, I hate to say it but this is only a stop. I haven’t finished my trip yet.” “I figured as much, dear,” Lini’s mom said, “Although you’re welcome to stay for the night so you can get going on your journey tomorrow. I’ll even fix up the spare room so your friend can stay the night.” “Thanks mom,” Lini said as he gave his mom a kiss on the cheek, “You’re the greatest.” Lini’s mom returned the kiss. “And don’t you forget it son.” She said with a laugh as she started putting the candles on the cake. Lini broke off the embrace and heard a loud hitting sound. He turned just in time to see Nex get plastered in the face by a somewhat tipsy Daphne. Lini laughed a bit as he flew over to his slowly-getting-up partner. “Wow, Nex,” Lini said with a bit of a laugh, “You must have said something really dumb to her if she hit you. She’ll normally give it to anyone who asks. Even more so once she has a few drinks in her.” |
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| Bowwy | Jul 29 2009, 06:42 PM Post #16 |
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Seeing Lini seemed to only sharpen the blade of depression that had been embedded into Nex’s dick. For a moment, he wasn’t really sure how to respond. He didn’t want to ruin Lini’s birthday, so he couldn’t act sad, but he couldn’t go and kill Daphne because that would ruin his birthday too, and he was finding it really difficult to find an excuse as to why he would not A. Fuck a bitch and B. Fuck up a bitch that hit him. He attempted to laugh a bit, but it was obviously faked and not very well done. Hopefully Lini would think Nex was just trying to keep his killing and maiming down because it was his birthday. “Uh, yeah, well, I didn’t want to ruin your birthday by having sex or killing your friends so..I denied her offer for some sex behind a house,” He feigned a smile which was done much better than his laugh was done a few seconds earlier. He glanced over at the cake (and the Moogle putting the candles on them) and then turned back to Lini. “Looks tasty,” He said with one hundred percent honesty. |
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| Bag o Bones | Jul 29 2009, 07:06 PM Post #17 |
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Nex seemed a bit down, as his laugh was very faked, which could only mean that he was denying his baser instincts when he was talking with Daphne. It turned out that Lini’s guess was spot on. Nex was trying his hardest to not destroy anything or kill anyone or sex up anybody that it looked like it was physically hurting him. Lini laughed a bit at Nex’s explanation, “Oh Kupo,” Lini said, “That was Daphne. I wouldn’t, and no one else here at the party would blame you if you did go off and do her behind a house. Trust me, her reputation around here is well known. The worst that would happen is that they would say you’re the newest rider of the town bicycle. This is a party, Kupo!” Lini said, “You’re allowed to lighten up a bit and have fun. Just…try to keep the destruction to a minimum and try not to hurt anyone. And…” Lini said in a bit of a whisper, “You can let yourself out a bit. I can tell you’re trying to hold it in, but you don’t have to. Look over there.” Lini pointed out to two of the other Moogles from town that were letting themselves hang out, so to speak. “And over there.” Lini pointed off to another group. This time it was a different female Moogle giving one of the male party-goers a quick fapping. “See, no one here really cares that much, Kupo,” Lini continued whispering, “I mean, it’s kinda awkward for me, cause my mom is here, but it’s not that big of a deal. Just try not to hurt someone or break something with it if you do decide to let it out.” The party was continuing in full swing as Lini spoke with Nex, until his mom addressed the crowd. “Everyone!” She said, “It’s time to for the Birthday Moogle to blow out the candles!” The crowd of Moogles started to gather around Lini and the candlelit twenty-layer chocolate cake and all started to sing “Happy Birthday” in that traditional off-key and not-at-all together fashion. “UUuguggghahhahahaaaaaa” The party zombie moaned in Lini’s brain at the end of the song. If you don’t speak zombie, that roughly translates to “And many more delicious brainssssssss….!” “Thanks everyone!” Lini said, “This really means a lot to me!” “Well,” Miles said from the back of the crowd, “Don’t just sit there then, blow out the candles and make a wish so we can start eating some of that cake!” The Moogle crowd started laughing, Lini included. “Alright,” Lini said as he took a deep breath and blew out the candles, “I wish…” |
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| Bowwy | Jul 29 2009, 07:35 PM Post #18 |
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“Hehe, town bicycle,” Nex giggled to himself. “Although,” He continued. “I don’t really like bikes…I prefer…elegance…beauty…” The Moogle seemed to trail off, but his attention was soon on Lini again as he showed Nex a few examples of party behavior. Lini was only keeping his party spirit in because his mother was there, but he told him that Nex would do what he pleased as long as no death or pain was registered. Apparently, nobody told that bitch Daphne. Among the examples Lini gave to Nex were some Moogles with their cocks out, and then there was good to honest fapping in another corner. “Al…Alright Kupo, thanks,” He said a bit nervously. As the crowd began to gather for the singing of the happy birthday song, Nex quickly ducked behind a part of the crowd to remain away from the center of attention. The song went as any birthday song would go, and then Lini blew out his candles. Nex hoped that Lini’s was a good one to make up for the fact that Nex’s wishes wouldn’t be coming true. He let out a sigh and then the massive cake began to be passed out, and soon Nex had a piece. He slowly ate the cake and then placed the plate on the table behind him and sat down. “Uuugggh,” He muttered to himself, and then Daphne sat down next to him again. “Have I asked you yet?” Nex nodded slowly. “Did you say no?” Nex nodded again. “Change your mind?” Nex shook his head, and was granted with another sock to the face that caused him to basically barrel roll of the table he was sitting on and smashing into the grass below. “Ugh…” He muttered as Daphne then flew off, looking for Moogle tail in a different direction. “Uurk,” He said again, his voice muffled by the grass. He slowly stood up, dusting himself and his Tuxedo off. Now that he noticed it, he looked a bit odd; wearing a Tuxedo to a birthday party, but Nex was always one of class. “That’s a really painful bicycle,” Nex said to himself. “I’m at a party and miserable, wearing my best…and only Tuxedo….bullshit man,” He sat down, rubbing grass out of his fur. |
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| Bag o Bones | Jul 29 2009, 07:59 PM Post #19 |
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“I’m….” Lini thought as the last of the candles were blown out, “I’m not exactly sure what I want to wish for. At least, not for right now. So…I’m gonna save this birthday wish for when I can think of something!” There was cheering and applause as the candles blew out. Lini’s mom took the cake knife and started cutting into the enormous cake and started passing pieces of it around on a variety of paper plates. Lini passed a piece over until eventually he got his piece. After a while, about a third of the cake had been cut into, and everyone had a piece of it. “This is quite the cake, Mom,” Lini said, “Did this take a while to make?” “Oh,” She said as she finished off her piece of cake, “Not longer then they normally make. Though the kitchen is still a mess. I should probably get to cleaning that now. Sooner I deal with that, the sooner I can get back to your party.” “Well, alright,” Lini said, “But don’t work yourself too hard. You need to relax more.” “I’ll be fine,” She said, and flew back into the house. Lini’s mood dropped a bit as he watched his mom leave the party to go clean house. “This isn’t right,” He thought as he finished his piece of cake, “She deserves so much more then this.” Lini turned back to the party and caught sight of Nex standing off by himself and picking grass out of his fur. Judging by the very angry Moogle flying away from him, Lini guessed that Nex had said something stupid. But, this could work out for the both of them. “Hey Nex,” Lini said as he flew to his friend and partner, “I’d hate to ask this, but could you do me a huge favor? My mom left the party to go clean up the mess in the kitchen from making the cake. Could you please help her out some so she can come back out and enjoy herself some more? It would really mean a lot to me.” |
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| Bowwy | Jul 29 2009, 08:41 PM Post #20 |
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Nex was silent and basically unmoving for a few moments. His ears picked up and he turned as Lini spoke to his mother and then for the first time, got a good look at her Mogtastic ass. Nex’s neck twitched and his right eye went bloodshot for a moment as his nervous system basically exploded from the awesomeness that was reaching his eyes. He turned away from the greatness for a moment to suck in a breath, as his brain was using all of its capacity in order to keep the Moogle from dying from several thousand aneurysms all at once. “Holy shit,” He muttered to himself. At least the worse was over. He wouldn’t have any more temptation, no more almost exploding his Tuxedo off, no more blood shot eyes and exploding nervous systems. He was okay for the rest of the night. Hey Nex, I’d hate to ask this, but could you do me a huge favor? My mom left the party to go clean up the mess in the kitchen from making the cake. Could you please help her out some so she can come back out and enjoy herself some more? It would really mean a lot to me, For a moment, the Moogle was unsure of what to say, and then he nodded slightly with a weak smile on his face. He began to take in deep breaths. “I can do this,” He thought to himself. “Justice, chivalry, DON’T FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND’S MOM, FOR KUPO’S SAKE, truth, humility,” Pure thoughts weren’t really doing it for Nex, as he could feel his brain slowly starting to turn to the side of douchebaggatree and assholism. “I will not succumb to these dark forces; I shall defeat them and then go this entire night without plunging into one of Lini’s friends and or mom,” He then floated inside the house, following Lini’s mom. “Mrs Roker,” Nex muttered to himself. “Lini’s mom, do not touch, don’t make attempt, no raping, foul language, breaking things, touching, no raping,” He shook his head violently for a moment. Mrs. Roker was going towards the kitchen when Nex knocked on the wall near her. She glanced up at Nex and the Mage had a moment where he was pretty sure he was going to blast a hole in his pants but was able to keep it intact. “Uhh…Lini sent me in…uhh…Mrs. Roker,” She laughed for a moment. “Oh yes, Nex, thank you, we can get started on some dishes. Come with me,” Nex punched himself in the dick a few times before floating after Mrs. Roker and then accidentally seeing her ass again. “Fucking shit,” He thought to himself. “Keep it together, Kupo, you’ve killed dragons and shit, this is…not…as hard as…fuck, it’s way harder, BUT YOU CAN DO IT KUPO!” He let out a breath as they began to scrub and wash dishes. Oddly enough, Nex wasn’t half bad at it. “Lini’s told me a bit about you, Kupo,” Mrs. Roker said, glancing up at Nex. “Um…yeah?” The Moogle responded. “Yes, he’s told me a bit of your…let’s say, odder adventures, but I’m sure a lot of the stuff he’s telling me is exaggeration, right?” The Moogle quickly nodded. “Yes mam, I’m sure Lini’s just making the story bigger than it is,” Mrs. Roker then nodded, satisfied. “Good, good, you wouldn’t BELIEVE some of the stories I’ve heard from him,” Nex laughed his best fakish laugh, and then responded, “Well, yeah, Lini and I, we do have some…odd adventures and…stuff but it’s nothing…dangerous or anything…” He stopped talking and then continued washing dishes. Edited by Bowwy, Jul 29 2009, 09:12 PM.
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| Bag o Bones | Jul 29 2009, 09:19 PM Post #21 |
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Nex still seemed to be acting a little weird. Lini guessed it was because even though he could act out a bit at his party, there was still something bothering him. Having Daphne punch him in the face again probably didn’t help matters. Still, Lini hoped Nex would be able to have a good time. It wouldn’t be much of a party if everyone wasn’t having fun. “Thanks,” Lini said as Nex flew off, “This will mean a lot to the both of us.” With that matter of business taken care of and done for, Lini could get back to his old friends and acquaintances back at the party proper. At least, that was his plan before Miles tackled him from behind. “Surprise!” He said as he hoisted Lini off of the ground, “Its time for you to open your gifts before people start to lose interest and move on. “Whoa!” Lini said before he started laughing at the situation, “Looks like you got me there. Alright, you can put me down, though.” “Oh no, Lini,” Miles said, “You’re the birthday boy. Walking is too good for someone like you today.” “Yeah,” Lini responded, “But I can fly. We all can.” “Oh,” Miles said, “Well aright then.” And then let go of Lini, who then fell to the ground with a thud. “Ow!” Lini said before he started to laugh, “Ahh, you get me with that every year. Alright, let’s go hit those presents.” With that said and done, Lini took a flying leap into his present pile and started opening them. “Nex and Mom shouldn’t be too much longer.” Lini thought as he tore into his first gift. |
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| Bowwy | Jul 29 2009, 09:39 PM Post #22 |
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The dishwashing continued to go silent for a moment, and then Nex had some sort of a nervous breakdown. He glanced over to his left and saw that Lini was starting to open up some of his presents. So, Nex said, “Hey, Mrs. Roker, I think Lini is starting to open some of his presents,” Mrs. Roker didn’t seem too upset but she still leaned forward (and at the same time made her butt seem even more awesome) “Well, every year I’ve missed most of the presents…but this year, with you here, Nex, I won’t miss half of it!” And she gave him a little flick or something on the nose. Normally Nex hates shit like that but he finally understood why all those fucking teenagers liked it so much. He had to concentrate pretty damn hard not to pass out, and continued washing the dishes in front of him. He took in a deep breath. “Almost finished,” He thought to himself. “I can do this,” Mrs. Roker started to hum, which was like honey in music form to Nex’s ears. He started to drum on the dishes he was washing as Lini’s mom hummed, which caused her to giggle a little (and also gave Nex some more trouble to deal with) “Probably shouldn’t of done that,” He thought to himself as the musical performance died down. There were only five or six dishes left, he had this done. He stopped for a moment, and glanced over at Lini’s mom. “Um…Mrs. Roker?” Lini’s mom glanced up at him. “Yes Nex?” She asked in her perfect Moogle voice. “There is um…one story that’s true…did you ever hear the one about when Lini and I went to the movie theater and he ended up with a straw in his…in his…” Mrs Roker let out a giggle and then said, “I KNEW that one was true. I didn’t know it for sure until now, but I always knew that one was true,” She shook her head, still giggling, and then glanced over at Nex. “Four dishes left, Kupo gods, help me,” Nex thought to himself. “Why did you feel the need to tell me that?” Nex wasn’t really good at improv, so he shrugged. “I dunno, it’s one of the uh…more interesting ones?” Mrs. Roker laughed and then grabbed the last dish. Nex had finished the other three while they were talking. “Oh, I wonder why this dish was out…this is a special trust dish…it’s a custom in some other parts of the world and I usually keep it locked up…heehee,” She giggled again, “I guess it got out, but I guess that’s okay,” Due to Nex’s idiocy, he had to ask, “Trust dish?” Mrs. Roker nodded. “Yes, it’s a trust dish that symbolizes trust towards friends and family…I like it very much,” She placed it on the table across the room. “Well Nex, I guess we’re done then, huh?” Nex glanced over at the sink and noticed that he had survived. He had gone the entire dishwashing service without fucking things up. Mrs. Roker giggled again. Nex floated over towards the table and then opened up one of the cabinets where some other fine dishware was stored, and then as Mrs Roker stepped forward she tripped and crashed into Nex. Unfortunately, they were around the same size and their faces seemed to lock up and as they fell to the floor their lips touched and the trust plate shattered against the ground. For a moment, both Moogles were still, and then Nex murmured through Mrs. Roker’s mouth “Sorry about your plate” but it came out something like, “Sopphy apph yoph plhh,” Mrs. Roker took his lips off of Nex’s and then giggled. “Don’t worry about it Nex,” She said, and then put her lips back onto Nex. There were two thoughts going through Nex’s brain at that moment. Fuck yes, and God damnit, I tried. |
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| Bag o Bones | Jul 29 2009, 10:09 PM Post #23 |
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“Aww,” Lini said as he opened up his next gift, “Thanks guys! I’ve needed some sword and armor polish for the longest dang time.” Lini was sitting in the middle of a pile of shredded wrapping paper on one side of him, and a pile of unopened presents on the other side. He had been given a mess of gifts that ranged from the practical, to the hilarious, to the just plain wrong but still hilarious. In the practical sense, he had just gotten that polish, and a certificate for free meals for a year at the waffle hut. On the hilarious side of things, he had gotten a free year’s subscription to PlayMoogle, which he had a feeling that he only got as a joke anyway. In the just plain wrong, but still hilarious category, Miles had gotten him a bottle of “Fappese desire skin lotion”, to which everyone started laughing as Lini pulled it out. Lini was laughing too. “Ahh,” He said, “I should have known you would have gotten me something like this. But why such a small bottle? I got a lot of skin that will need lotion for what this is intended for. This won’t last for a single session!” Everyone started laughing again, even though it was the truth. Lini continued laughing as well. He put the embarrassing gift in the pile with the rest of the gifts before he shot a quick glance back at his home. Nex and his mom still weren’t done yet. “I hope they’re not too much longer.” Lini thought as he tore into his next gift. Edited by Bag o Bones, Jul 29 2009, 10:15 PM.
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| Bowwy | Jul 29 2009, 10:33 PM Post #24 |
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So, let’s give a quick recap. 1. Nex finds Lini’s mom 2. Lini’s mom is FUCKING HOT. 3. Nex is a good friend. He tries to avoid touching/talking to Lini’s mom. 4. Lini is a fucking genius. Asks Nex to help Lini’s Mom with dishes. 5. Nex lasts about ten minutes. Cleans all dishes. The fates unleash a cruel curse on Nex. 6. Tripping occurs, lips touch. 7. Nex sees his life flash before his eyes. 8. ??? 9. Profit. As you can see, it had been quite an eventful evening for Nex. His attempts were in vain, as he and Mrs. Roker were currently lying on the floor of Mr and Mrs. Roker’s home, making out. “Mmm, mmm, Mrs. Roker,” Nex was able to get out. Lini’s mom released her lips from Nex’s for a moment. “Yes Nex?” Nex was able to get the words to stumble out of his mouth. “Are you…are you sure we should be doing this?” Mrs. Roker smiled softly. “I can tell you’re a good friend of Lini’s,” and then put her lips back on Nex’s. He didn’t make any attempt to fight back. (See bullet number 2 above). After a few minutes, Lini’s mom slowly stood up and began to walk to a bedroom down the hall. Nex flipped over on his stomach. On the ground next to him was a coin. He grabbed it and then muttered, “Heads, I do it. Tails, I don’t,” He flipped it, and then caught it with a closed hand. For a moment, he was completely still, and then he let out a sigh and tossed the coin to the side. He slowly stood up and dusted himself off, and then was about to turn around and walk outside when Mrs. Roker called from the bedroom, “Nex? Are you coming?” And then all bets were off. The Moogle dashed into the bedroom with his Tuxedo still on, and Mrs. Roker was sitting on the bed with her right hand near her face. “Come here, Nex,” She said softly, and then Nex slowly floated towards her and sat down on the bed. “Don’t think of me as Lini’s mom…think of me as Mrs. Roker,” Nex slowly nodded. Then, his Tuxedo exploded from the waist down as the fabric could no longer take the pleasure. The Moogle was at about a twenty three inches, which was bigger than the average Moogle. Mrs. Roker giggled and then reached down and grabbed the base of Nex’s penis. “Firm…stiff…you’ve got a good member, Kupo,” Mrs. Roker said in her melodic voice. “Y…Yes Mrs. Roker,” Nex was able to stumble out. She helped him get the rest of his Tuxedo off, and he hadn’t been wearing his armor so all that was left was a naked Moogle. Mrs. Roker slowly reached forward again and grabbed Nex’s penis with a firm grip. The Mage took in a sharp breath, but Mrs Roker silenced him with a soft “Sshhh,” and then began to pull her hand up and down. Nex could not keep the occasional soft groan or moan coming out of his mouth, but with each one Nex made Mrs. Roker simply replied with a giggle or a soft kiss. After about a minute or two, Mrs. Roker giggled again and then bent down. Nex was silently begging that she wouldn’t do what he thought she was going to do, but she did, and her tongue came out and stroked the top of Nex’s penis. Nex felt a wave of pleasure through his spine, and Mrs. Roker silenced him again with a soft shush. He bit his bottom lip as she opened her mouth and then went down on his furry member. With one eye clenched, he was attempting to hold on, but each passing second made the pleasure more agonizing which made it all the more great to him. Finally, after what seemed like ages (pleasure filled ages, mind you) Mrs. Roker took his member out of her mouth and then floated up and landed on top of his penis, and then it sank in. She let out a sharp gasp as it went in, and Nex let a sharp moan out as well as penetration began. Using her wings, Mrs. Roker floated up and down. Nex was able to speak inbetween moans, “You…you have no idea how hard…how hard this is,” Mrs. Roker giggled and then bent down towards his face and replied, “Oh, I know how hard it is,” Nex still had his left eye clenched, but he chuckled for a moment and then said, “No, I don’t think…I….” His voice trailed off and he let his head relax as he needed all of the concentration he could muster. Eventually, though, he knew it was coming. “Mrs…Mrs Roker, I’m…I’m…basically there,” She laughed a bit and then glanced down at Nex. “I’m close too, Nex,” a few more moments and then both of them started to moan quite loudly at the same time and then juices were exchanged. |
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| Bag o Bones | Jul 29 2009, 11:03 PM Post #25 |
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Well, the gift pile had been reduced nothing more then a pile of wrapping paper and a single unopened gift from his mother. “Alright,” Lini said, “Lets see what Mom got for me.” Lini tore open the wrapping paper to reveal that his mom had gotten him the brand new Mog Phone 6G, or mPhone for short. It was the most advanced type of communication available. Not only is it a cellular phone, it can connect to the internet to watch videos, check e-mail, play downloaded music, and download apps to make it more efficient and fun. It also includes a high-level camera and video recording function. It has enough memory in it to hold up to 100,000 pictures, hold up to 72 hours of video recordings, and hold up to 25,000 songs. “Oh wow!” Lini exclaimed, “This thing is awesome! It’s the new top-of-the-line model! Thanks Mom!” Lini looked up to thank her properly, but noticed that she still wasn’t there. Nex was still gone as well. “Mom?” Lini said, “Nex? You out here?” No sign of either of them. They had both missed the entire present opening part of the party. “It can’t be that bad, can it?” Lini thought to himself. “Hey Miles,” Lini said, “I’m gonna go check on Nex and my mom, can you hold the fort while I’m gone? It should only take a second.” “Sure,” Miles replied, “No problem.” Lini got up, still holding onto his new mPhone 6G, and flew towards his home. Lini didn’t bother knocking, seeing as he lived there. “Hello?” He said as he entered the kitchen. All the dishes looked to be cleaned and put away. That should have been all that was needed. “Hello?” Lini said again, as he noticed the broken plate by one of the cabinets. “What the…?” Lini thought as he floated over to it, “Did something happen in here?” “Mom? Nex?” Lini shouted out again, “Where are you?” There was no response, but Lini did hear something. He couldn’t tell what it was, but it was coming from the bedroom down the hall. It sounded like muffled screaming. “Oh my Kupo!” Lini thought to himself as he raced down the hallway. In a matter of seconds, Lini got to the door. Without even thinking of what might be behind it, Lini burst through the door. “I thought I heard a scream and WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE!?!?!?!?!?” Lini had burst down the door to the bedroom, only to see Nex in flagrante delecto with his mother. “Nex!” Lini exclaimed, not moving out of the doorframe, “What’s going on? Why would you do such a thing?” This was one birthday surprise Lini wasn’t expecting. Edited by Bag o Bones, Jul 29 2009, 11:07 PM.
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