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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 28 2009, 09:22 PM (137 Views) | |
| Max | Jul 28 2009, 09:22 PM Post #1 |
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Josh was walking down the streets of Midgar, no not the streets as in the hood. Today he was up above the plate. He never got why the city was separated by a giant plate, it didn’t make sense, but it was nice to see the sun. It had been a few weeks since he had, so he was a little surprised by how big and bright it was. Good thing he brought his Gascan shades, they were his pimpin’ shades, and the rest of his outfit matched it. He had a white tee on with one that had a large dollar sign on it, along with a pair of black shorts. On his feet were a pair of shining white Air Force’s. Josh was looking good, that was no doubt, but Josh always looked good. There was no reason he was up here. He had no business, and soon, two Sentries walked up and started harassing him. “Hey look at this little fly wannabe bitch. Thinks he’s hard and shit.” The other Sentry just laughed, and Josh did nothing. It wouldn’t be fair for him to fight these two. He was better than them, Shin-Ra scientists made sure of that. “Listen I don’t want no trouble, I’m just enjoying myself.” Josh didn’t want to fight, but these Sentry men didn’t seem too keen on that idea, the one who blabbering on decided to push Josh a bit, shove him around, and worst of all, put a smudge on his shoes. “Oh hell naw!” Josh said when he saw his shoe, and he jabbed the offender quickly in the face, breaking the man’s nose. |
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| Bowwy | Jul 28 2009, 10:04 PM Post #2 |
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“Justice, chivalry, and sex. One hundred and twenty two things I like, finished,” Nex had a good smile on his face, as he had just finished a list. Those last three were just a taste of what the Moogle enjoyed. As he rounded a corner, he saw a young man fighting two Sentry units. Nex frowned and reached for his staff. He wasn’t really sure what he was going to do, but he ended up doing what he usually did. He raised his weapon high into the air and cried, “DEATH TO ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE JUSTICE!” And then charged forward, impaling one of the sentry with his iron staff. The staff ran through him, going down to about Nex’s hands, and then the Moogle kicked the man back, ripping him off of the now bloodied weapon. He turned to the young man in front of him as the other sentry began to run, calling for backup. “Hmmm,” The Moogle muttered to himself. “Maybe that wasn’t the best…choice I could have made…oh well,” His eyes moved up to the man in front of him and he raised his dripping staff. He took in a breath and then asked quietly, “Are you one who supports justice and detests evil? Are you a slayer of vile demons and monsters? ARE YOU? ANSWER ME YOU FILTHY HOODLUM!” |
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| Max | Jul 28 2009, 10:50 PM Post #3 |
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“HEY I AIN’T FILTHY! That was so that douche bag’s fault! I was looking fly before that.” Josh didn’t take kindly to being called dirty, well in the literal sense, “I guess I do, what are you? You’re like three foot nothing, why are you blabbering on about Justice. Anyways you just stabbed and killed a guy! We need to get the hell outta hear before those punks show back up!” Before running, Josh looked through the dead Sentry’s pockets, and grabbed his wallet, muttering something on how he won’t be needing it anymore. “Come on! I know a place we can hide out!” Josh wondered what in the world that thing was, but he was more worried about getting out of the area before more Sentry showed up, then they’d be arrested, and Josh never heard good stories about prison. Community showers with soap that always seemed to fall, and people taking advantage of the guy who bent over to get it. Nope, it was not his idea of a fun time. “Move your little white ass fur ball! Let’s go!” |
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| Bowwy | Jul 29 2009, 12:23 PM Post #4 |
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“Not filthy, huh?” Nex muttered to himself. “You’re probably pretty filthy if you say that you’re ‘fly’, but whatever,” He thought to himself. The man was quick to tell Nex he was very short, and what really pissed Nex off was that he was not three foot nothing, but actually even shorter, two foot six. So, you could imagine the Moogle’s rage. He scratched his forehead and was considering stabbing the man in front of him the same way he had stabbed the Sentry, but this guy had a place to ‘hide out’. Nex had never ‘hidden out’ from Sentry or SOLDIER before, so it was kind of an odd concept. The Moogle’s grip on his staff tightened as the man called him a little white ass furball. He would live for now, because he avoided the term rat, but any more of that shit and Nex would start blowing crap up. “Fucking humans,” He muttered to himself as he flew after the man, glancing behind him at the dead man lying on the ground. “Fucking Sentry,” He muttered to himself. The sun peeked through the clouds. “Fucking sun,” He tripped in mid air and then did a flip, but continued going. “Fucking air tripping,” Nex was not in the best of moods, as you can see. |
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| Max | Jul 29 2009, 03:19 PM Post #5 |
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As Josh was running off, seeing that Nex was following him, he saw him getting angrier and angrier, and then flipped in mid air. He tried to suppress a laugh, but it came out as a mixture of a snort and a chuckle, it was quite entertaining sounding. ‘Maybe I should lay off the insults, he did kill that Sentry with one hit.’ While running, he flipped through the dead Sentry’s wallet, finding what he needed, a card, a id card. With a little work, Josh could be Sentry. It’d let him get out of some jams, like this one. Soon, Josh came up to a house, he had a friend who lived up here, and he was on vacation for the week. So, he banged the door open. “Alright, whatever you are, we gonna hide out in here.” Josh flopped into a chair, “Now why the hell did ya kill that guy? Our faces are gonna be on posters all over the place, we’re fucked.” Josh then took his shoe off and began trying to clean that smudge off, “Damn Sentry messing up my shoes.” |
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| Bowwy | Jul 29 2009, 04:31 PM Post #6 |
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The Moogle followed Josh into the room and took a seat on a couch across from the chair the human had sat in. Upon his confusion and questions regarding why he had killed the sentry, Nex yawned, and then a few seconds later began his half-hearted answer. “Well, for one, I don’t like Sentry. And just so you know, that retarded Sentry didn’t get our pictures, all he’ll have is a description. Lastly, SHINRA won’t put up posters of me because technically, I don’t exist,” He flipped around and lay down on the couch. “However, you, are fucked, because that murder will be blamed on you,” “So basically I killed that guy because he was pissing me off and I DID IT FOR JUSTICE! Plus, I knew that there wouldn’t be any consequences for me and as an added bonus I could get a dude sent to jail,” The Moogle yawned again. “Got any food in this shitty place?” He asked, floating up towards the chicken. After a few moments he returned with a half eaten chicken leg. “Good stuff, only sitting out for about two days. There were only fourteen ants on it, too. Yum yum, want some?” He offered a bit of the chicken to Josh and extended his arm towards the human. |
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| Max | Jul 29 2009, 04:41 PM Post #7 |
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“What the Hell? Get me arrested? And how the hell do you not exist? This is complete bullshit.” Josh was kind of worried now, a murder blamed on him wasn’t good, he’d probably have to get out of town, hide out, maybe go to the beach with his girlfriend. What better than a vacation to the beach where he can see not one, but many hot girls almost naked? While he was daydreaming about his girlfriend in a bikini, Nex floated away and got the food, then came back and offered it to Josh. “Nah, I’m alright.” That’s what he was going to say, if two men in leather thongs and assless chaps didn’t come out of the bedroom. One was wearing a gimp mask, it was like they were making a gay bondage porno, and a low budget one at that. Josh quickly jumped out of his seat, yelling “What the fuck?! Get your homo selves away from me!” When the two tried to approach him, the one with the mask mumbling something that was lost through his mask, Josh kicked the man with the mask in the balls, “Damn…he probably liked that, damn homo.” |
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| Bowwy | Jul 29 2009, 04:51 PM Post #8 |
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Nex shrugged and continued to eat his chicken as Josh seemed to be too worried about getting arrested and anally raped or something. He turned and continued to lie on the couch, taking bites out of the chicken. “Fuckin good, man,” He muttered to himself. He was about to answer the questions he had asked when two masked men came out of the bedroom. Instinctively they went for Josh as if he was going to be absorbed into part of their movie. The Moogle slowly sat up, as they seemed to have no interest in him. Josh made a valiant effort, but ended up only pleasuring the two men. “Heeheehee,” Nex giggled. He slowly floated up, reaching for his staff, and then shrugged, deciding to let Josh deal with the two men. He floated into the bedroom they had emerged from and found a bunch of cameras and sex toys, along with a woman tied up onto the bed, naked. Nex scratched his head for a moment, a bit confused, as the woman continued moaning. Normally, this would be a “Jackpot” moment for Nex, and he would “rape for the sake of Justice,” but he had just ate and really didn’t feel like having sloppy fourteenths. He floated back into the main room and continued laughing at Josh. “Need some help there, broham?” |
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| Max | Jul 29 2009, 07:34 PM Post #9 |
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Josh continued to beat on the two men, and it did nothing. It’s like they were zombies, nothing would keep them down. No matter how much he hit them, how bruised they got, they always got up. It’s like he needed to cut their heads off or something. “Damn Zombies Porn Stars! I thought you were all hot!” These two men were fat, and gross, like they had danced in shit or something. While he beat on the two men, he saw Nexfloat away. “Damn it!” Now he was alone against two men who seemed intent on raping him. The two men were black and blue, and bleeding, but they didn’t stop. Nex floated back into the room and offered help. “Hell yeah I could use some help! These damn things don’t seem to die!” To prove his point, Josh socked the closest porn star and the man’s head bent at an unnatural angle before returning to normal and standing up, slowly walking back towards Josh again. “You going to help any? Or are ya gonna let these two homos rape me?” Edited by Max, Jul 29 2009, 07:38 PM.
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| Bowwy | Jul 29 2009, 07:50 PM Post #10 |
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“Help?” Nex asked. He cocked his head. “Last time I helped you you seemed to be too concerned by the fact that I killed somebody,” On that comment, he floated back into the room he had been in a moment ago, and a piercing scream echoed throughout the house. The Moogle returned a moment later. “Two murders Josh, you’re such a bad boy!” He flew towards one of the zombie porn monsters and stabbed it in the head. It stumbled back for a moment, and then fell to the ground, dead. He then turned and zapped the other one into a pile of blood and ash. “Hmm…two confirmed accounts of murder, an interesting pile of blood and ash with different DNA then the other two bodies, and a confirmed account of murder on a SHINRA officer. I’d say you’re pretty well fucked, man, but lucky for you, past the rape, and straight to the getting injected with mega AIDS and dying,” The Moogle giggled a few times while finishing off the leg of chicken he had been eating and then made a three point shot into the garbage can. “This is a really good day,” He said, kicking back on the couch. |
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| Max | Jul 29 2009, 08:18 PM Post #11 |
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“Dude, you must be one crazy ass person. You keep killing people like it ain’t no big deal. Do ya get off to it or something? Are you fucked up?” Josh went to the kitchen and grabbed a soda and sandwich. He walked back into the room with Nex, and, in between bites, said, “I’m getting the hell outta here. I don’t plan to be arrested for this shit. You can take the blame.” With that, Josh finished off the sandwich and chugged the soda, throwing the can on the chair before running out the door. He knew this guy, who was said to know a guy who could make any problem disappear. He just had to get there before Shin-Ra caught him, accessory to 4 murders didn’t sound like a good time to him. Not one bit. Josh ran down alleys, and eventually climbed onto a roof, heading towards the elevators. On his way Josh realized the flaw in his plan, Shin-Ra soldiers would be at the elevator. “Fuck…” |
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| Bowwy | Jul 29 2009, 09:10 PM Post #12 |
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“It isn’t a big deal,” Nex said quite honestly. The young man went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and a sandwich, and then began to leave the house. Nex wasn’t going to let him go that easy, though. He floated after him. “I CAN’T take the blame. It’s impossible, SHINRA says I don’t exist,” The Moogle followed hi up a ladder, through alleyways and to a roof. There was an elevator on this roof, but as Josh knew, there were already several SOLDIER members guarding it. There were three, to be exact. Nex patted Josh on the shoulder a few times and then floated towards the squad. “I got it,” His speed increased as he got closer, and he spun, slicing into the head of one SOLDIER unit. These guys were all 3rd class, and relatively easy to kill. He yanked his staff out of the man’s head and then shoved it into the gut of a SOLDIER who rushed at him with a sword, and then twisted it. The man fell back with Nex’s iron staff still in his stomach. The last man came at him with fists, but Nex’s right hand came up and then a fierce blast of wind sent the man flying back to the edge of the building which he flipped over, and then fell into the alleyway below. The Moogle clapped his hands together and then yanked his bloodied staff out of the dead man’s stomach. “There you go, human,” He hit the button on the elevator. “Ready to go?” |
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| Max | Jul 29 2009, 09:43 PM Post #13 |
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“You know, I was hoping to get by them without killing them.” Nex’s killing had made Josh go numb to them. He jumped down nonchalantly and grabbed the I.D. of one of the SOLDIERs. He could use this to make a fake I.D. and get out of dodge. He’d become, Kyoshi SOLDIER 3rd Class. With his eyes, he should be able to pull it off. “Alright, what we need to do is stop killing. We should be good now. All I need is to get a camera, a knife, and a desk. You say you don’t exist to Shin-Ra, and well, I figured out how I can get out of this predicament you are putting me in.” When the elevator dinged, and the door opened, Josh stepped in, looking at the card, examining it, as the elevator descended below the plate. “Okay, I still don’t have your name, but anyway. Can you lay off the killing? Just for a while? Once I get what I need and get to work, you can go around killing whoever you want.” When the elevator door opened, Josh walked out, saw no one around, and began to run down the streets, to his home, he knew he’d have everything he needed there. He only hoped the insane flying rat would stop following him; so he could work in peace. Edited by Max, Jul 29 2009, 09:44 PM.
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| Bowwy | Jul 29 2009, 09:49 PM Post #14 |
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Nex followed Josh into the elevator as he stepped in. This human wasn’t above stealing ID’s and shit even though they had names and pictures on them, but whatever was cool. “Dum deed um dum,” Nex mumbled to himself as the elevator went down. “Name is Nex, human,” He said, letting out a yawn. “Four murders of SHINRA officers, three murders of civilians. As far as I know, that’s a five thousand and five hundred gil bounty right there, homie,” Nex flew after Josh as he ran out of the elevator. “Hmm…smells like dung in here,” He muttered. Against Josh’s wishes, he’d have Nex as a companion until killing would stop getting fun. “Are we close to where we need to go? Hmm…maybe I should kill some people while I’m down here, too. SHINRA won’t care as much but you’ll be exiled from your home neighborhood…nah, I’ll let that go for now, it’s okay,” He giggled a bit and then continued flying after him. “What a great day this is turning out to be, thanks Josh,” He said, giving the human a thumbs up. |
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| Max | Jul 29 2009, 10:04 PM Post #15 |
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The whole time Josh ran, he kept thinking of the number 5,500. That was a lot of Gil, more than he’d ever seen, and soon it would be the price on his head. When he heard Nex begin to talk, he snapped out of it, “Yes we’re close, I got to talk to this guy to forge an I.D. for me. And thank you, I’m glad you aren’t going to kill everyone in my neighborhood. I thought you stood for Justice and all that anyway.” Josh kept on running, soon reaching the house his friend lived in, going inside he saw the man sitting at the desk. “Hey, Bob, I need a favor. Make me an I.D. just like this, but with my picture.” With that, Josh handed the man the SOLDIER I.D. Bob looked at Josh, and blew out a ring of smoke. “Ya mane, I’ll get right on it. I just need to roll another one up first. You want in? Or you, you little flying whatever you are?” Bob leaned over to grab a wrap, and began to make another blunt. All the while, Josh leaned against the wall, nervous and constantly looking out the window. At any moment a Shin-Ra officer could show up and chase Josh down. “Hey man, can you speed it up? I just don’t want to be here long, some people are chasing me.” Bob nodded, and looked at the I.D. He cut it open and began to get to work. |
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| Bowwy | Jul 29 2009, 10:10 PM Post #16 |
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Apparently some dude named Bob was good at making fake ID’s. Nex giggled to himself as the man started working on it. He had such a dick move planned. After about ten seconds, the Moogle charged a quick Aero and smashed the man against the wall with a quick gale of wind. He wasn’t dead, but he was knocked out. He fell to the floor, making a large slap sound as his face hit. “Heeheehee,” The Moogle giggled. “Sucks for you, broham,” The Moogle floated outside as a SHINRA van passed by. “Ooh, they’re acting fast today. Better find another way quick,” A solitary Sentry was walking around, showing a picture of Josh to civilians. “Heehee,” Nex giggled to himself again. The Sentry would be getting close soon, but Nex didn’t want his fun ruined yet. As the Sentry approached the building Josh was in, the Moogle’s earth materia flashed and a small jut of earth popped up causing the man to trip and fall on his face, instantly knocking him unconscious. “Heehee, this is fun,” The Moogle cackled to himself. “Got any ideas, human?” |
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| Max | Jul 29 2009, 11:34 PM Post #17 |
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“Damn it Nex! Why’d you have to do that?” Josh was getting annoyed with the Moogle, his constant and random attacks were causing quite a problem. “Now I gotta do this myself, and I ain’t as good as him.” Josh sat at the chair, and began fiddling with the ID, trying to get the real, and now dead Kyoshi’s picture out. While working, Josh hear a rumble, and looked outside, seeing an unconscious Sentry. “Damn it Nex! Actually no! Keep doing that as long as they keep coming close. I have to work on this ID.” So, what felt like many hours passed, what could have only been counted in time by the passing of generations, Josh finished the fake ID. While he was working hundreds of thousands, okay maybe a hundred tops, of Sentry and SOLDIERs appeared, attacking the house, group by group, wave by wave. Until now, now there stood a giant robot with a Sentry in it, “Mwahaha! I Sentry Boss #1 will destroy you!” |
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| Bowwy | Jul 30 2009, 08:12 AM Post #18 |
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For the first time, Josh was satisfied with Nex blasting Sentry. More came with that first one, soon in squads of three or four, but nothing more than that. The Moogle simply blasted them away each time with a Sonic Boom or Thunder. He didn’t even have to proceed to Level 2 spells as Sentry were even easier than 3rd classes to beat down. However, the Sentry figured out they needed more firepower and sent this huge fucking robot to deal with them. Nex giggled a bit, and then spun his staff. “Big robots…hehe, I know how to take care of you guys,” He did a quick spin and then launched a Thunder at the robot’s main body. The electric charge smashed against the hull of the iron beast, causing it to stumble back, but it appeared as if the damage was quite minimal. “Fuck,” Nex muttered to himself. He glanced back towards Josh. “Yo, human, this one might be a bit tougher to keep down,” He said, with a tiny bit of worry in his voice. The Sentry must have gotten pretty desperate because he’d never seen them break out a huge fucking robot before. |
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| Max | Jul 30 2009, 11:18 AM Post #19 |
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“Awh, does big killer Nex need some help? Can’t handle some Sentry?” Josh mocked as he walked outside. “Holy shit! It’s a huge ass robot! How the hell am I supposed to help with my fists?” Josh was amazed, this robot was huge. How the hell could he stop this thing? When all he had were two hands, especially when Nex’s Thunder attack did absolutely nothing against it. Josh stood there as the giant robot shot it’s giant gun of DOOM at him. Josh jumped to the side, “Damn, now my clothes are all dirty, this day is going from bad to shit.” “Nex, do something! You’re the damn Shin-Ra killer!” With that Josh ran forward and kicked the robot, doing nothing to it, except stubbing his own toe. “Damn it, how the hell am I supposed to hurt this thing? It hurts me when I hit it.” Josh continued grumbling while he kept on trying to kick the robot, “Damn robots, damn metal, damn toe hurting.” |
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| Bowwy | Jul 30 2009, 12:20 PM Post #20 |
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“Yeah, dick, your jokes aren’t so funny now, are they?” Nex grumbled to himself. The robot fired its gun down at the two, and Nex flew up and to his left to avoid atomization. “Fucking robots,” He muttered to himself. “Shinra killer? Wasn’t it like fifteen minutes ago you told me to STOP KILLIN G SHIT?!” The Moogle flew up at the robot and slammed his iron staff into its head, but to no effect. “Fucking piece of shit,” He muttered to the robot, pulling back. “I guess it’s time to try that little thing I’ve been working on,” He grumbled. His Thunder and Earth materia both flashed as he flew up into the air, and then began to spin on the way down. Electricity began to explode from his body, and as he hit the ground, a massive tremor exploded down both sides of the street, ripping up concrete and shattering windows. Near the epicenter of the blast was the worst, as the robot was smashed into several pieces. The further away from where Nex landed the destruction was less, but from that single smash six civilians had been killed, and fourteen injured. But, Nex had killed the robot. “There you go, assface,” Nex said to Josh. |
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| Max | Jul 30 2009, 02:56 PM Post #21 |
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Josh stood and brushed himself off, “Did ya have to blow up the whole block too? Don’t answer that. I need to figure this out, how am I going to get out of this?” Josh paced back and forth, thinking about what to do. Suddenly, Josh pointed his finger in the air and got that smile on his face and exclaimed, “I got it!” As he said that, three SOLDIERs approached, two 3rd Class and a 2nd Class. The 2nd Class SOLDIER approached Josh, “What happened here! We’re looking for a man that looks like this.” He held up a sign with a face that looked a lot like Josh’s. Josh quickly slid his shades onto the top of his head and showed his eyes, the Mako induced eyes. The SOLDIER looked at Josh, “Identify yourself SOLDIER.” “I’m Kyoshi, SOLDIER 3rd Class. When I got here, the scene was empty, I was trying to figure out what happened.” Josh grabbed a piece of the robot’s shell, “He must have been really strong to do this. Probably a giant, with lightning for hair and stone for skin. What I gathered from one of the civilians, before he died, was the offender went running that way.” Josh pointed down a random street. “I’ll call reinforcements to conceal the scene.” |
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| Bowwy | Jul 30 2009, 03:05 PM Post #22 |
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Several SOLDIER began running down the street after the robot had been destroyed. Nex was feeling a bit drained, so he ducked behind a crate near Josh and then simply peeked out. It was a 3rd and 2nd class. Easy pickings, but Nex’s magical powers were on the fritz at that moment and he didn’t trust his staff skills alone on killing 2nd class SOLDIERS. Josh, apparently, had the Mako eyes and was able to get away scot-free by presenting the two officers with a fake ID and those eyes. Fairly crafty, Nex had to admit. He finished that ID just in the nick of time, it seemed. As the two officers ran in the direction Josh pointed, the Moogle floated out, giggling. “That wasn’t bad, human, but they’ll eventually catch you,” He wiped a tear from his eye and then let out a sigh. “Oh, that was fun,” He said, still chuckling. “Well, human, it’s been fun, but I think I might go uh…” The Moogle reached down for his phone. “Actually, I don’t have any plans for about an hour…so…I think I’ll keep annoying the shit out of you…unless…” He floated over towards the broken robot and started examining the parts. “Ooh, this is nice,” He murmured softly. “Cool, a laser cannon,” |
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| Max | Jul 30 2009, 04:43 PM Post #23 |
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While Nex was distracted by the robot and it’s junk, Josh began to sneak away; once hidden behind a dumpster, he began to run as fast as he could. He kept on running, never looking back, but sure Nex was gone because the annoying voice was finally gone. He finally reached his house and went inside, discarding the fake ID. It’d do him no good once Kyoshi was recognized as one of the dead. His mom was inside, and she asked, “Why are you so disgusting looking?” “Long story ma, I met a moogle and he caused all this shit to happen. Horrible day.” Josh answered as he grabbed a bottle of water. “A moogle? Joshie, everyone knows those aren’t real. You must have been hallucinating. Are you okay hunny?” “Ya ma, I’m fine. Don’t worry, I’m just gonna go relax for a while. I’ll be back when it’s dinner.” |
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| Bowwy | Jul 30 2009, 05:10 PM Post #24 |
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“Yo human, you seeing this stuff?” He glanced around for this new companion, only to find that he had disappeared. “Asshole,” The Moogle muttered to himself, picking himself up and dusting himself off. He giggled as he looked down the street, which was torn up and still looking a bit active from the electricity. “Huh, maybe I should have lightened up a little bit…” He muttered to himself, kicking a bit of the robot. “Oh well,” He floated up and over to a plate access cover and then took it back up to the surface. He said hello to the dead bodies, and then floated off again. “Where the hell was I doing when this started…oh yeah!” He started to count things off of his hand. “Next would be the 122 things I LIKE about sex. This oughta be easy, sex kicks fucking ass!” And so, Nex floated off, listing his dirty thoughts to himself. Soon he would find where he had left his flying machine and then meet up with Lini wherever they had decided to. (Nex usually forgot anyways). And Josh would be clear of all charges (hopefully). If not, then oh well, tough beans. Nex let out a cough. “Whip cream, and jam. 122 things I like about sex,” With another list finished, the rest of the day looked bright for the Moogle. |
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Fare thee well Children of Crisis, we will miss you |
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