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Lexventures 1; that's right, a new series! and [M]
Topic Started: Sep 4 2009, 09:01 PM (240 Views)
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Cosmo Canyon.

Lini personally didn't want to come back here so soon after the...incident that had happened a few weeks ago, but fate had other ideas. The reasoning had come to Lini in a dream, and the dream told him that he needed to upgrade his equipment to be a better fighter for the Mog Squad. Lini didn't normally listen to dreams, and had he known this one was caused by the Party Zombie sticking some brains in his dream projector to save for later, then he probably wouldn't have listened to this one.

But, Lini didn't know that, so once again the Mog Squad was in Cosmo Canyon. This time, however, they were in the real part of the town, and not the little offshoot that lead to Lini's home.

Lini was alone in the Materia shop, having three pieces written down that his dream had given him. He wasn't worried about Nex, cause he told Nex to meet him in the store, and that if he found out Nex went back to Lini's hometown that he would personally cut off Nex's penis and feed it to him anally until he looked like he was roasting on a spit.

That was the end of that little discussion.

So, Lini was in the Materia shop, having just picked up a shiny new Gravity, MP +, and Transform Materia that the owner said he just got in yesterday. So, that was one part of Lini's plan done. Now he just needed to get new equipment to put those new Materia in.

"Now I just have to wait for Nex." Lini thought as he waited around. His back was to the door to the shop, as Lini was still looking over and was slightly memorized by the various shiny stones.
Edited by Bag o Bones, Sep 11 2009, 05:20 PM.
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Nex wasn’t nearly as uncomfortable as Lini was, being back in Cosmo Canyon. In fact, he had asked Lini if they could go back to his hometown and he punched him in the arm, for some odd reason. He must have still been sore or something because he ran off to the Materia Shop by himself and told Nex to meet him there later, with a bit of warning, as well. Of course, if the opportunity arouse, he WOULD head back to Lini’s hometown, because it would make that day six thousand times better. Plus, it would kickass, not having to stop right in the middle.

But, Nex decided that Lini did have some strength, and it would be in his best interests to make sure he wasn’t pissed off. So, with his spare time, he did what any normal, psychotic destructive Moogle would do. He sat down in a café and drank some tea. After about thirty minutes, he threw his tea away and then killed two or three people, and left the café giggling to himself. The Materia Shop was just up the road, but Nex wasn’t satisfied yet, so he called the MOOGLEBOTv2 in. The robot was by his side a moment later.

The robot booted up, and then began smashing cars around. This too, however, got insanely boring, so Nex let out a sigh and faced the inevitable. He had to go in the Materia Shop. He let out a sigh, and then flew in as fast as possible.

“BANZAI!” He yelled, unsure of where he was going. He was headed straight towards Lini, if you were curious.
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Lini didn't have to wait long, as the echoing sounds of destruction slowly emanated through the windows of the Materia shop. The owner was asleep, like always, but to be able to sleep through all that was a testament to his ability to rest.

However, soon the sounds of destruction ceased, and that's what made Lini kind of nervous. If Nex wasn't out causing random destruction in the name of justice, then he was doing something new, or was just insanely bored.

Apparently, it was the latter, as soon a tiny ding rang throughout the shop. With a sudden shout of BANZAI, Nex flew right into Lini's back. Lini had about a moment of shock to express out in a tiny *Meep*, before a bright light suddenly emanated from the two Moogles. The owner of the Materia shop was still asleep throughout this as well, as apparently it would take hell on earth to wake him up.

But soon, the light faded, and only a single Moogle stood where Nex and Lini had used to be. He took a moment to get used to what had just happened by looking at his hands and arms for a moment before grinning wildly. "I'M BACK!" Lex shouted out, "Ahhh, It's been far too long!"

Lex wasn't going to let this rare moment pass him up and hurriedly exited the Materia shop to see where he was now. "Time to have some fun." Lex said as he cracked his knuckles as he looked out through the town.
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As Nex collided with Lini, and he felt his atoms being reorganized and reassembled, he prepared himself. He knew that today was going to be a great day, a day that could, perhaps, surpass all others. It would be a day of justice, freedom, valiancy, destruction, death, rape, homeless people, and chocolate. It would be a day Cosmo Canyon would remember for a long time. No city got the presence of Lex without paying the deep, deep, unforgettable price of the things he brought. He was like a plague, except it was really, really, awesome. And it tasted good. It always tasted good.

After making his presence known to the world, Lex stepped outside of the materia shop, and cracked his neck. The sun wasn’t too bright, but Lex didn’t want to wear sunglasses anyway. He was too awesome for cliché shit. He turned to his left and started floating down the street, grabbing a hot dog from a little kid on the way there. He quickly ate the entire thing. He laughed heartily, and then floated into the street. Oncoming traffic swerved to avoid hitting the Moogle, and soon cars were scattered through the area, causing major damage.

Lex cackled to himself, and then charged a ball of electricity in his right hand. He hurled it down the street, where it eventually smashed into the front of a building, erupting in a giant ball of flame and magical power.

“It feels good to get out…I’ve been a bit cooped up, I need to stretch,”
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Lex was enjoying a little reveling in early morning destruction. He had been let out for only about two minutes and he had already devoured a stolen hot dog, caused a major car crash, and blew up a building. Lex laughed as he stretched out a bit to loosen up. "I should probably pace myself," Lex said, "I don't want to have all my fun right now."

Lex knew exactly where to go and what to do in order to have some fun right now. He knew from his Lini half where the city park was, and he knew from his Nex half that he was in the mood for destruction and revelry. Put two and two together and Lex knew that the park was going to be the next stop of his destination.

With a might flap of his fused wings, Lex took off into the sky and headed for the park. Secretly, he hoped that there would be a few orphans to smack around, or maybe even some Shin-Ra people to slaughter and desecrate their corpse. Even if they didn't have any of those, he knew he was going to have fun.

Lex landed a few minutes later on a small hill. It was a perfectly sunny day and there were families out enjoying the weather. It was a perfect opportunity for Lex to try out his new stuff. "Let's see if this was worth the money I spent, Kupo." Lex said as he pulled out the Transform Materia that Lini bought a few minutes ago.

Without giving any warning, Lex started blasing Mini spells throughout the park. Within seconds, everyone there had shrunken down to a miniature size, leaving the fused Moogle as the largest thing around in the nearby vicinity. "Oh," Lex said as he surveyed his domain, "This is going to be fun."
Edited by Bag o Bones, Sep 8 2009, 10:24 PM.
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Lini’s hometown park was about to get smashed in, because the Nex side of Lex told him to do so. However, as he got there, his new material immediately became the source of attention, and soon, he had an entire army of small people at his demand. He crouched down low, eying a baby and her mother. “MAM, YOU MUST EAT YOUR BABY!” He shouted quite loudly at the two. The mother began to cry in fear, and the babies cries began to echo up to Lex’s ears. “Aww, what a bunch of WIMPY CRY BABY LOSERS!” he laughed heartily and dropped them in an ant pile.

“Time for a new subject,” he floated over and found several people hiding behind a rock. “All of you! Fight to the death, or I shall feed you to the great god Scatmunch,” and the Moogle pointed to a cat around ten feet away from them. Automatically, the people started scratching and punching each other, but it was boring, so Lex crushed them all with the rock and floated away to new subjects. He picked up the great god scatmunch and placed it on his shoulder. “ALL OF YOU! KNEEL TO SCATMUNCH!

And the entire park of small, tiny humans began to bow and cheer, “SCATMUNCH IS WINNER!” It was music to Lex’s ears. He held Scatmunch high in the air and declared, “NO OTHER GOD EXISTS!”

And at that moment, Bugglesworth roared. The dog came blasting over the Kingdom of Scatmunch and leapt at the god, and the two engaged in mortal combat over the fair kingdom. Lex giggled, watching the two animals fight, and then turned back to the humans.

“Cool gods, huh?”
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Lex didn't wait for an answer from the tiny people before he grew bored with the fighting gods. So, he flew over to the fighting Scatmunch and Bugglesworth and booted the dog god in the head. A loud 'awroo' echoed throughout the canyon as Bugglesworth was forcibly evicted out of Scatmunch's kingdom by Lex's foot.

Lex giggled some more to himself before he turned back to the shrunken people. "Alright," he said to them, "I'm growing bored with you. So..." Lex did a quick count of how many people were there before he got sick out counting, "I'm gonna pick twenty of you to be spared from me just blasting the hell out of you. The rest of you just got the crap end of the luck stick today."

The crowd of people looked over each other before a small roar came out from them as they begged to be spared. Lex giggled some more as he picked out random people from the crowd and kept them in his grip. Twenty were picked out before Lex laughed at the unsaved. "Sorry, Kupos," Lex said, "But I told you that it would be the crap end of the luck stick."

At that point, the Earth Materia Lex had started to glow and the ground under the tiny people started to weaken. Lex then slammed his foot hard into the weakened ground and a fissure erupted out from where he stomped. The tiny people that Lex didn't have in his grasp tried to run but were soon pulled into the abyss. A few moments later, the fissure closed up, trapping the doomed humans to a squishy death.

"Now, Kupos," Lex said to his twenty captives, "Its time to have fun with you." Lex got an evil grin as his stomach started to growl, and picked two of the tiny people and tossed them into his mouth and swallowed hard. A slight gasp arose from the survivors Lex had. "What?" Lex said to them, "I said you wouldn't get the hell blasted out of you. I didn't say I was going to let you go, Kupo."

A few screams of terror arose from the crowd trapped within Lex's grip as he picked out a few more people and plopped them into his mouth and started to chew. "Hmmm..." Lex said, "You humans would be tastier if you didn't wear clothes. The cloth is kinda rough, Kupo."

Lex still had other plans for the shrunken people, but satisfying his hunger for right now was more important. It probably wouldn't take all of them to do that, but if it did, there were plenty of other people in the city.
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Soon, it was clear that Scatmunch was the superior god to Bugglesworth, so the leader of the gods, Lex, booted the dog from their triangle and made it a square. Then, twenty people were spared from a squishy death of justice, and were instead given an even squishier death, inside Lex’s stomach. Oh, but only a few were to be so lucky as to see inside that great Moogle, as seventeen of them were going to have to entertain Lex. His hunger was subdued for the moment, but seventeen humans remained, and the Moogle was feeling a bit bored.

He one down in front of Scatmunch (who had been lucky enough to live) and the cat began toying with the human, pawing at him. “Help! No! Please!” The human man shouted as the paw smacked him across the grass, breaking both of his legs. “Please, no!” He was able to cry as the claws came loose and he was quickly torn to pieces, and then eaten. The Moogle frowned. “That wasn’t very entertaining…it’s like when I eat them, except I don’t even get to taste them, BORING! You have failed me yet again, Scatmunch!” and with that he picked up Scatmunch and then placed him in a tree.

“Defeated, you have been!” He shouted, and then brought the sixteen remaining humans to eye level. He giggled, and then sat down against the tree, breathing on the humans. Most of them were cowering in fear, but a few were standing, staring up at the Moogle. “What are you going to do, fight me?” Lex asked down to the humans not in fear, and they didn’t respond.

The Moogle let out a sigh, and reached down for his penis. “Little bastards like you…are the reason why I must do this…” and then he began to force the brave humans down his shaft, which was three in total.

He felt the third one’s feet go past his tip when his stomach felt upset and then he started coughing. “Shit, no, I must have more fun!” So he reached down and stuffed all of the remaining humans down his penis, cackling in joy. A large flash of light erupted from the Moogle, and a moment later, there were two, instead of one.
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When Lini reappeared after his fusion with Nex, he had a strange, blank look on his face. It wasn't because he could feel sixteen tiny people slowly get sucked down his penis and into his testicles. The tiny humans still tried to force their way out, but it was no go. Several of them made visible outlines against Lini's balls as they tried to push their way out.

No, the cause for Lini's blank look was that he was in horror. He grew up in Cosmo Canyon. He knew several of the people that had died horribly in the last few minutes. The one that cat had killed and ate was the local bakery owner. Lini remembered several times how he had kindly given Lini when he was younger free bread. The local florist, one of the many people who were stuffed down the Moogle's cock ending up inside of Lini, was one of the nicest ladies Lini had ever known, often times thanking him for keeping the town smiling.

Still without saying a word, Lini held his dick up to look more at the struggles of the people trying to get out of him. Then Lini looked at Nex. Lini was all for fun, but not at the expense of people that he knew. So, Lini did the only thing that came to his mind at the moment.

He punched Nex in the face.

Hard.

"What did I say about messing with where I grew up?!?!" Lini hissed at Nex as he held him by the fur on his collar before he socked him again. "I told you not to screw around with Cosmo Canyon, and look at what you made me do!"

It was an thing they had discovered about their fusion form. While Lex had aspects of both of them, the personality of Lex was almost identical to whoever had the more forceful personality of the two being fused together. Which, since Nex is very forceful, he has the dominant personality.

Lini brought his testicles up right into Nex's face so that he could see the tiny people trying to get out of him. "How is this for justice, Kupo!?!" Lini shouted again, "These were regular people enjoying a nice day! I can understand why'd you do it to SOLDIER and such because of what I've seen, but why them!?!"

Lini punched Nex again and almost broke down right there. "I just don't know what to do about this, Kupo. I wish there was some way to say sorry, but..."

Lini got a weird look in his eye and turned back to Nex. Without saying a word, Lini grabbed Nex by the head and stuffed it into his urethra. He then grabbed Nex by the legs and continued to force the other Moogle into him. "You made this problem," Lini said as he forced Nex down him, "So you fix it. And I'm not letting you out until you make this better, Kupo."

To show he was serious, as soon as he felt Nex descend into his balls, Lini willingly lost his erection, closing off the way out. Lini then sat down on the grass and started to breathe heavily. Doing that was always hard, but he wasn't sure if it was a good thing that it was getting easier to stuff Nex down his cock. It was then that he noticed there was a All Materia orb next to him. "Neat." He thought at he pocked the new orb.

All that he had to do now was wait for Nex to make everything better. It might have been slightly naive, but Lini had confidence and faith in his partner to do the right thing when the time called for it.
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Nex sniffed his arms a bit as he realized he wasn’t fused with Lini anymore. He let out a yawn, unaware of Lini’s building rage. As his fist collided with his face, the Moogle’s feet came off the ground and he began falling to the ground, but before he did so, Lini’s hands were once again on him, grabbing him by the collar of his fur. Nex wasn’t really sure why, but he started laughing uncontrollably. All of Lini’s anger and frustration were wasted as the Mage simply laughed manically in his face, even after a punch, which left blood on both his face and Lini’s fist.

As the swordsman brought his testicles up to Nex’s face, he began laughing even harder, uncontrollably, and shouted, “DESU DESU DESU!” Tears began to soak the fur below his eyes, and as Lini asked him how it was for justice, he yelled in his face, “FUCK YOU I’M A DRAGON!” and then continued laughing uncontrollably. Another punch slammed him in the face, but his laughter did not cease, nor did the blood leaking from his nose, mouth, and above his eyes. Three punches from Lini was not something a normal entity of being could take, but Nex was far from normal.

Nex’s laughter ALMOST stopped as Lini started forcing him down his penis, but he was able to keep it up all the way until the last drop of him was inside Lini, and even then, the Mage was wheezing from exhaustion from laughing so hard. “God…that was hilarious…” He giggled to himself. As he finally descended into the balls, Nex let out a long sigh of relief, and then noticed the group of sixteen-ish Cosmo Canyon citizens in the corner.

Lini had told him to fix the problem, but Nex really wasn’t feeling that vibe. The Mage had planned on these humans being drowned, but they had found a dry spot. Well, Nex would fix that.

He reached down and began fapping. The humans all began to cry in fear, but they only lasted for a few moments because they were soon covered by Nex’s semen, and then a few moments later, they were dead.

“Alright Lini, I took care of it!”
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Lini’s faith had been completely misplaced as he felt a rumbling in his testicles. It felt as if Nex was masturbating inside of him. Lini’s realization of what he thought he felt ended up being right on the mark, as he felt what seemed like a high pressure hose go off inside of him. Lini felt his testicles expand as it was filled with Nex’s sperm. The people trapped inside of him wouldn’t have a chance in that flood. Nex saying that he took care of it only added insult to Lini’s emotional injury.

Lini didn’t say anything back to Nex, though. Instead, he just stood up and started flying towards where Nex had parked the MiniMogChopper outside of the canyon. He could hardly walk with his groin as inflated as it was, but that didn’t matter to him right now. Nex could just stay inside of Lini’s balls forever if that was how he was going to act in that situation.

Lini soon got to where Nex had parked the flying machine. He lifted the hatch and climbed into the pilot’s seat. He ended up hitting the shift with his inflated testicles, and was pretty certain he heard Nex cry out in pain from having his head bashed into them like that, but again, Lini didn’t care. Right now, Lini was so mad at Nex that he wasn’t thinking straight.

Lini closed the hatch behind him and hit a few buttons to start the machine up. He had seen Nex fly this thing long enough to know what most of the buttons did what. The engines soon sputtered to life and the MiniMogChopper was soon airborne. Lini didn’t really have any plans of where he was going. All he knew was that he was going to head north, to where it was cold.
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Nex laid back, glancing over at the opening to the outside. It was firmly closed, and Lini wasn’t going to get a boner anytime soon. He was giggling inside of Lini’s testicles, but stopped when he heard the hum of the MiniMogChopper come to life. “HEY! YOU QUIT THAT, THIS IS MY FLYING MACHINE!” He shouted, punching the roof. “THIS IS BULLSHIT!” He shouted, stabbing at the walls with his staff. Blood leaked from inside, but chances were Lini was tough enough to deal with it. “I’LL FILL YOUR BALLS WITH BLOOD, KUPO!” And poked at the walls a bit more, but once he saw the dick wasn’t opening, he let out a sigh and leaned back.

He glanced over at the pile of drowned humans and giggled. “Huh, maybe I should have let them live…but heehee, that was too damn fun,” and then continued to giggle until his head smashed against something from the outside. “Ow! What the fuck was that?” He asked, rubbing his head. “Assmunch,” He muttered to himself. His eyes closed and he got comfortable. Lini wasn’t going to let him out anytime soon, but he’d have to urinate eventually, and he’d make his escape then.
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