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Lexventures 3
Topic Started: Nov 7 2009, 11:05 PM (250 Views)
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Things were going fairly well for Nex. Feeling had returned to his genitalia after being stuck in a very, very cold place for a long, long time that almost made him want to stop living. Luckily enough, Nex didn’t give up on a whim and liked to kick ass, so he kept himself alive long enough to make it out and even found a way to keep his clothes clean. Erh, what I mean is, if Nex DID wear clothes, they would have been clean. He, however, was filthy. In fact, he still stunk a few hours after flying in the Mog Chopper.

Lini probably wasn’t having the best time.

Nex, however, was.

The vehicle was around seven hundred feet in the air above the ocean, headed towards Rocket Town. It was a simple plan, Lini needed to get a certain sword made for him and not a lot of places could fit the bill for what he needed. Rocket Town was the place. However, there was a large ocean in the way, and that presented the problem of flying over it. That’s where Nex came in with his machine. Lini kinda fucked up on this aspect of his plan, because the Moogle was a good operator, but was also an expert at crashing.

So when the Moogle started screaming about “death” and “save your balls,” Lini probably wasn’t suprised. The Chopper began to plummet towards the ocean, and eventually exploded upon impact.
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Step two of Lini’s unnecessarily complex dream plan had been accomplished. He had gotten his new armor pieces at the only place he could, and now he was onto the next part of his dream mission, and that was getting his new weapon. After many hours of exhaustive research (IE: they went around randomly until process of elimination left it as the only place left to try), the Mog Squad was on their way to Rocket Town, home of the only blacksmith on the face of the planet who knew how to work the material Lini wanted to use. It was a weird little thing of how no one else on the planet of god only knows how many people knew how to smith a specific material, but that was just one of the weird things about life.

Speaking of weird things about life, Nex crashed again. Apparently there was an air molecule that looked at Nex’s machine the wrong way and broke everything on it at once. So, with seconds to spare, Lini grabbed Nex and exited the craft shortly before it exploded in a spectacular ball of flame.

“Maybe I should have driven this time, Kupo.” Lini told his partner as the wreckage of the helicopter sank to the bottom of the ocean.

Lini was thinking of how long it would take to fly to land, or which way was land, and then to how long he thought he could go before he was forced to eat Nex to survive, when a large wooden ship with a Skull and Crossbones flag and sail came up behind them.

“Pirates…” Lini muttered as the ship came to a stop near them. This day was just getting better and better.
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Lini was able to ‘save’ Nex right before his vehicle exploded, but even if the Moogle had remained in his vehicle, the blast wouldn’t have hurt too much, as he had built a natural immunity to explosions. “Justice has been achieved!” he shouted, flying a few feet higher into the air and doing a flip. He glanced back down at his partner, and then at the pirate ship. “Look, Kupo, pirates! Let’s go!” And with that, the Moogle floated down and landed on the back part of the ship. He crouched down, and then glanced around the barrel he was hiding behind.

There were a few workers on deck, which was dissapointing to Nex, as he wanted to kill a bunch of people and didn’t feel like going into the bowels of the ship because it smelled like shit. He stopped for a moment, and then remembered he didn’t have a plan. Thoughts exploded into his mind. “If there are pirates here..they can’t be too far behind...LINI!” He shouted his friend’s name with the utmost power and volume. “WE MUST JOIN THE PIRATES ON THEIR ESCAPADE TO BECOME GREAT AND FULL OF GLORY! HUZZAH!”

Of course, the pirates on deck were a bit confused, and some of them began screaming and ran down further into the ship. The few who weren’t wimps just stood there, wondering what they had smoked or eaten to make them see this.
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Lini didn’t rescue Nex from the exploding mooglecopter because of the threat of explosions and violence. No, Lini’s answer was much more mundane, but made much more sense to him. It wasn’t because Nex’s life was in any danger, no, it was just that the Moogle mage smelled weird when his fur was wet, and Lini really didn’t want to deal with that.

So their transportation exploded again, and now they were lost at sea. Nex was his usual giddy self, and then noticed the pirate ship that was upon them. Never stopping for a moment once an adventure was upon them, Nex was off in a flash towards the ship before boarding it. Lini followed right behind for three reasons. The first was that this could be fun. The second was that Nex needed supervision or a hemisphere would explode. The third was that Lini had long since stopped questioning Nex’s bizarre moves.

So, for a moment, Nex was scouting. But, after an even quicker moment, Nex got bored with that and decided that they should be pirates. Lini thought it was a rather odd move on his partners part, but then again, third reasoning kicked in. Nex’s declaration attracted some attention, so he might as well go all out as well. “ALRIGHT!” Lini shouted out, joining his partner, “BUT NO AMOUNT OF PIECES OF EIGHT WILL CONVINCE ME TO LOSE A HAND! I LIKE MY HANDS, KUPO!”

To prove his point, Lini punched a nearby barrel with his bare hands and reduced it to a pile of splinters. There was a bottle of Grog in the remains, which Lini took and gave to Nex. “Here you go, have some Grog, Kupo.” Lini said to him.

Their self-declared profession as pirates had not even lasted a minute before they had started property destruction. They were off their game today.
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“Huzzah!” Nex shouted, taking a large drink from the pirate bottle. He faked enjoyment of the drink, and threw it overboard. “Hahahaha!” I love Grog! The Moogle floated forward, pushing a pirate out of the way, and sat down in a makeshift-crappy-pirate-chair. He let out a long sigh, and then glanced up at the flag. A moment later, he saw a single arrow pierce the sail of the ship, and then another, and then soon, the skull and crossbones was nothing but tattered remains. “There they are,” Nex muttered to himself, floating up and searching over the waters.

They were good. They had caught the pirates off guard. No, I’m not referring to Nex and Lini, I’m referring to the ninjas. Pirates normally stay up north or south, but if they were in this part of the world, they must have been having a war with their sworn enemies, the ninjas. They were good ninjas, too, taking out the sail without even being seen. Where had the volley of arrows come from? Hell if Nex knew, but the captain of the pirate ship busted from the lower deck. He was a large man, and was not a stereotypical pirate.

“What the hell is wrong with my men? What the hell are these furry things? And why the hell is my sail so fucked up? God damn ninjas fucking up my shi-“ At that moment, an arrow pierced the man’s chest, and he fell to the ground, and a moment later, a Molotov, from out of nowhere, slammed into the middle of the boat and caught fire.

The fire began to spread. “Shit, Lini, abandon ship! We gotta find the ninjas!” And with that, he flew off. In the distance, he saw several small one-man boats. He flew in that direction.
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What had started off as a simple boarding of a pirate’s ship and having fun with whatever they could find, had quickly and somehow turned into a ninja/pirate war. I mean, the Mog Squad hadn’t even been on board for more then two minutes before all hell started to break loose and arrows began to rain from the sky and Molotov’s were tossed. Within seconds, the boat was in flames.

“Why does this always seem to happen everywhere we go?” Lini thought, as he caught a flying arrow with his teeth before spitting it out and into the back of a random, screaming pirate that was running past him on fire. “I’m starting to think that this is some sort of evil plan of the universe’s to kill our fun every time we seem to find some. Either that or this is karmic retribution for things we haven’t done yet.”

Nex had the right idea. Even though they just got there, it was time to abandon ship. Nex flew off into the distance, and Lini decided that following close behind him was a very very very good idea. So together, the Mog Squad flew off towards the general direction of the ninja boats. As soon as he got to the first one, Lini landed on the boat, and unsurprisingly on top of a hidden ninja.

“AACK!” Lini shouted out as the ninja popped out and shouted something in Ninja-ese. Lini didn’t know what he said, or have the time to find a way to translate it, so he did the first thing that came to his mind.

“KUPO PAWUNCH!” Lini shouted out, and caught the surprised ninja right in the face. The ninja flew backwards through the boat and crashed into a boat behind it, which then kept going due to momentum and crashed into the three boats behind it.

“Sorry, Kupo!” Lini shouted, “But you startled me! I so didn’t mean to invoke the Inverse Law of Ninja!”
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Just as Lini did, Nex landed in a ship with a hidden ninja. The Mage, however, was expecting this ninja trick, and before he was able to start cursing him in his foreign ninja language, Nex had smashed his staff directly into his forehead and tossed him overboard. He didn’t feel too bad about it, because ninjas had a built in life-support system. That’s why they never fucking died, because they were goddamn invincible. Nex made himself comfortable in his boat, and glanced around. Now that he was still, and inside of his boat, he could see that there was quite a large amount of the small transportation devices.

His white hands came up to grip the side of his boat, and he lifted his head up and peeked over at the one Lini was in. He gave his friend a thumbs up, which probably wasn’t a good idea while in a group of ninjas, but he did it anyways. He slunk back down into his ninja-boat. Inside of the boat were very few supplies: bottles of water, crackers, a few dirty porno magazines, but other than that, it was just a blanket. It was really uncomfortable, too.

Nex peeked out yet again, glancing forward. The ninja boats were all heading in the same direction, dragged to some central point. Fog began to settle, and it quickly grew very thick. A moment later, Nex’s boat hit the shore, and he was looking up at something he thought was a mere myth.

The Ninja Headquarters. It appeared to go on forever into the sky, but it was only ten stories tall. Ninjas began to stand up, leap from their boats, and land in front of the door in one bound. “Shit, this might not have been a good idea,” Nex said.

He floated over to Lini. “Okay, here we are. I think we oughta go in there, and demand the right to help with the pirates! …Although I may get stabbed…ninjas, man…they’re hardcore!” He let out a little squeal of fright, and then a moment later, collected himself.

“Alright, come on then, we must do this!” And he floated towards the entrance. He pushed the doors open with all of his might and declared “OH SHIT IT’S AN ARMY OF NINJAS!”

Because that’s what he saw. As soon as he had opened the door, every ninja in the main hall had grabbed the sharpest thing on their person and turned to look. “Um…FELLOW NINJAS, I WOULD LIKE TO HELP IN YOUR BRIGADE AGAINST THE PI-“

Before he could finish his sentence, a cannonball crashed through the ceiling of the room and exploded as it collided with the ground, sending ninja bodies flying and pieces of metal all over the room, embedding themselves into ninja’s bodies.

At the shoreline, a large pirate ship stood, with cannons ready.

“Aye, them damn Moogles let us here! Excellent!” More cannon shots were fired, and with a swift movement from their leader, the ninjas leapt upward, to their battle stations. Arrows began to rain from the tower, as well as fire bombs and molotovs. It was a sight to be seen, although Nex wanted to be a PART of it.

“Let us go, Lini, we must kill the pirates!” And he raised his hand for the traditional Mog High-Five of justice.
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Aside from the little bit of misadventure that they had actually landing on the boats, the rest of the trip was rather calm. Of course, it was a strange calm, as the slightest of wrong movements would result in both of them being killed six ways till Sunday without even knowing what happened. But, it was still calm, nonetheless.

Lini was about to relax for a moment and see if there were any supplies around or something he could use for entertainment. But, aside from a crisp new issue of Playmog, there really wasn’t anything for him to do. Lini was about to bite the bullet and enjoy some raunchy magazines, when a thick fog billowed around them, ruining any future chances of reading the articles.

Lini sighed in resignation and just sat back to relax as best as he could, but then his boat hit the shore. Nex flew over as soon as the coast was clear and decided that they should join the ninja’s in their headquarters and partake in the ninja/pirate war. Lini decided that was the best course of action, because that’s what Nex was going to do anyway, and better to be with him then alone near a ninja fortress. That, and the only other thing he had were those dirty magazines, and the fog made it impossible to enjoy.

So, Lini followed Nex as the Moogle Mage flew over to the doors of the fortress and pried them open, revealing an army of ninja’s behind it. Nex was amazingly silent for a moment, before he started his declaration to join the ninja army. However, his declaration was cut off by a sudden cannonball breaking through the roof of the fortress and spattering many ninjas into a fine gooey paste.

Lini blinked a few times as the sheer audacity of it all caught him off guard. Somehow, the pirates had been able to follow them to the ninja fortress and had launched the first blow. That was defiantly not Kupo.

However, Nex took this as the perfect opportunity and started the epic Mog Squad High Five of Justice (Patent Pending), just as two more pirate ships arrived to back up the first one. “Let’s go, Kupo!” Lini shouted, and joined Nex in the slamming of open palms into the most epic high-five in the history of the universe. As soon as their hands made contact, a shark jumped out of the water in a matador’s outfit as a bear on a motorcycle did a wheelie out of nowhere to meet the shark in the air. Those two creatures did a high-five as well, and caused an explosion to erupt beneath them, taking the two pirate ships that had arrived with them. Without any acknowledgement or explanation, the two animals returned from which they came, leaving two burning and sinking pirate ships in their wake.

“FOR MOG SQUAD NINJATASTIC GLORY, KUPO!” Lini shouted out as the high five ended, leaving the two of them and the remains of the ninja army against a group of scurvy pirates.

They were going to need more pirates.
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Nature itself bowed down to the epicness that was the Five of Justice, performed by the squad. Nex reached down for his staff, cackling manically, and then took a deep breath, calming himself. “Justice…must be dealt to these pirates of evil…and these ninjas and we, Kupo…we shall destroy them!” And with that, the Moogle rushed forward, flying through the air at top speed towards the closest pirate ship. Instead of simply destroying it with magic, he landed on the ship, swinging his staff at the man near the wheel of the ship, knocking him out with a single and solid hit to his noggin.

His hands then flew to the wheel, and the furry creature forced the ship into the shore, causing the frame of the ship to crack, and it began to sink, leaving it an open target for sixteen Molotov’s and four-hundred and ninety-two shuriken. The ship was screwed. Nex didn’t take as much time with the next ship. His thunder materia flashed with light and electricity surged through his hand as a blast of lightning slammed into the ship. The explosion rang throughout the battlefield, and fire began to spread through the sad ship that was now doomed.

A cannonball careened through the air, smashing into the Ninja Headquarters once again. Nex frowned and flew down to the biggest ship (and thus, the most number of cannons) and landed on the mast. He shouted, “JUSTICE FOR ALL-NON-PIRATES!” and then flung a Thundaga down at the ship. The explosion ripped through the weak and cheap wood, sending pirates flying, screaming or dead. The large water traveler shuttered, and then began to sink. “Huzzah!” The Moogle Mage shouted, and flew off of the doomed ship, looking for another one to sink.
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The decision had been made to slaughter the pirates entirely. However, before a plan could be developed, Nex flew off at top speed towards the nearest ship and started to unleash hell upon them. Not with magic, but more with a combination of magic and chaos. This worked well for Nex, as magic and chaos was his specialty.

Lini, however, was going to have a much tougher time of it. He wasn’t that good in magic. He was more of an I’m-going-to-get-up-close-and-KUPO-PAWUNCH-you-into-next-week-literally type of Moogle. So, he wouldn’t be able to go in swinging all willy-nilly, as that wouldn’t be an efficient way to slaughter their enemies.

However, fate would soon smile upon him, and give him an answer to the problem he had at hand. While Nex was off having fun blowing up everything that moved, one pirate ship had gotten away from him and launched a cannonball into the ninja headquarters. It rocked the fortress so much it felt like an earthquake had hit. But, out from the blast, a book landed right on Lini’s head. “Ow!” The Moogle Knight complained before he looked over the title.

“High Level Ninjutsu Made E-Z,” Lini read aloud, “How to become the ultimate ninja master in under thirty seconds.” “Ohh!” Lini exclaimed, “I have thirty seconds!”


*Thirty seconds later*

Lini flew out of the fortress as fast as he could. Less then a second later, an army of about five-hundred identical Lini’s flew out behind him. “FOR MOOGLE GLORY!” Lini shouted out as his clone army assaulted the pirate ships.
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“Take this, pi-what the fuck,” A bleeding pirate lay below Nex, his staff raised in an offensive position, ready to be thrust down, into the head of the pirate. He would have killed the man quickly, but the Moogle’s eyes noticed the clone army of Lini’s assaulting a ship. The group of Moogles skinned the ship in less than six seconds. It was a sight that would never be replicated. At this point, the pirates were in complete disarray. With the Lini army firing lasers in random directions, ripping through any organic beings in sight, they didn’t have much of a chance.

Until, they activated the Giant Pirate Robot. From the sea, a large, black, metal hat began to emerge, and then a steel, buccaneer face, and then a moment later, the two-hundred foot Pirate Robot had emerged. It let out a pirate-robot-ish laugh, and then from its eye that was not covered by an eye-patch, a rush of rockets emerged at breakneck speeds, slamming into the coast and ninja forces. The explosions ripped against the ground, spreading fire and death on the ninjas.

“Shiiit!” Nex said to himself, unsure of what to do. Most of the pirate ships were pulling back, letting the robot do the work. Ninjas were pretty badass, but they couldn’t last long against a robot like that.

Nex knew what needed to be done. He turned, and stared at Lini, (Or, rather, the Lini army) and nodded, and then rushed at the large group. He would tackle each and every one of them until he found the real one, but he wouldn’t be there to congratulate himself afterword. Lex would have to do that.
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At around that time, Lini was busy breaking through a ships hull and making off with a bag of swag. He was also busy shooting a laser through a pirate’s skull while a different Lini was using his own laser to cut through the mast of a different ship. Another Lini was busy vivisecting a pirate captain while a cloud of about twenty Lini’s was destroying everything in sight.

In short, it was hard to describe what Lini was doing, because there were so many Lini’s about that it was quickly turning into a cacophony of Moogles about causing a wide variety of destruction and chaos. However, the REAL Lini, as in the original one, was in the middle of the fray too. He was on the deck of a pirate ship, busy ripping the limbs of pirates off before beating them to death with them. A different buccaneer tried to sneak up on him, but Lini turned around just in time to catch it before he punched out all of his blood.

It was a pretty enjoyable experience, until the pirate robot emerged from the depths of the sea. The metal monster proceeded to cackle at the forces opposing it before launching a salvo of rockets at their forces. Lini, and his army of clones stood back for a moment. “Well,” Lini thought, a thought shared by most of his clones, “This won’t end well.”

Still, the clone Lini army charged forth to assault the robot. However, one of the Moogle’s in the air looked to be hitting the other ones in a sort of tackle maneuver. It took a second for Lini to realize that this wasn’t him, but it was Nex. “Why is Nex…?” Lini started to think, before the answer came to him. “Oh DUH!” He thought before he flew up into the cloud of Moogles to meet with his partner.

Another Lini clone had just been tackled by his partner before flying off to assault the robot before the original Lini got to Nex’s position. “Here we go, Kupo!” Lini shouted out, before he charged head-first into the back of his partner.

The two of them were surrounded by a bright white light for a few seconds as their bodies and minds became one again. After the blazing display of literal unity, a single Moogle flew where Nex and Lini had been a second ago. “Hehehehehehehe…” Lex giggled as he saw the cloud of half-of-him’s charge at the robot, “This is going to be so much fun!”
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“Damn, where is Lini? LINI, WHERE ARE Y-“ Nex’s sentence was cut short by his friend colliding into his back. A bright light exploded where the two touched, engulfing both of them and a moment later, the entire battlefield. Molecules were destroyed and rebuilt, some were annihilated, some were created, laws of gravity, mass, and energy were broken, and true glory and justice emerged from the light a moment later, giggling. Lex stood there, and after his lovely giggle, scratched his butt for a few moments and glanced up at the giant pirate robot. “Sheesh…I only get spawned into consciousness whenever there’s something I have to kill. It’s not, ‘Hey Lini, hey Nex, wanna hang out together for a few moments in pure equilibrium inside of my mind for a few minutes?’ I haven’t gotten laid in…well, technically, since I’m half Nex, I got laid about six hours ago, but damnit, I don’t remember it as well as I should have!”

“Alright, time for killing,” Lex reached for his sword, grinning, and held it up into the air. “You, motherfucker, are mine!” And then his thunder materia flashed and electricity surged through the mystic Moogle. He flew up into the air, spinning his charged sword. The large robot’s eyes zoomed in on him, and a mechanical voice rang out “YAR. YAR. YAR. TIME TO DESTROY,” and then a barrage of missiles exploded from the robot’s mouth towards Lex.

The Moogle charged forward, flying through the air, doing a barrel roll and avoiding all of the missiles. As the furry creature got close, it raised its sword and jammed it into the robot’s nose. The large robot began to shake violently for a moment, and then stumbled back, creating massive waves in the water.

“Shit, that was my best sword, too,” He reached down for his staff, and sighed. “This thing sucks, it doesn’t have anything good on i-OOH ALEXZANDER YAYAYAY!”

He was distracted for a moment, so he didn’t notice the pirate fist flying through the air, so he didn’t have a chance to dodge. The large metal fist collided with the Moogle, smashing him like a bug, and he smashed into the ground at high velocity. A moment later, Lex climbed from his hole in the ground, letting out a sigh.

“God damn pirates…alright, now I’m kick your ass,”
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Lex brushed himself off a bit after he climbed out of the hole. He was pissed not only because the robot had hit him, but because it had hit him while he was in the middle of his joyous exclamation of finding something new and fun to shoot at the robot. This robot had broken two rules of Lex, and the punishment for that was complete and utter annihilation.

Of course, the question now what was sort of utter annihilation to bring about on this robot of injustice. That was the problem with having so many implements of doom and destruction around. It’s hard to pick exactly which one you should use to maximize your fun quotient. “Alright,” Lex thought, “I can either…no…I did that last time. I could always stick….no…I was saving that for a special occasion…I could…”

While Lex was pondering, he got kicked in the ribcage by the robot and knocked back into the ninja fortress at high speeds. He crashed into the head ninja’s bedroom, then into the head ninja, and then into his bookcase, leaving a nice Lex-shaped hole in everything he crashed into.

The Lini army outside of the fortress looked at the hole that was made before they looked back to the giant pirate robot. “Ready everyone!?!” One of the Lini’s shouted out.

“Ready!” The rest of the Lini’s replied.

Before they could make their intended move, however, a strange feeling overcame all of them. Instead of attacking the robot en-masse, every single Lini clone flew into the hole that Lex made when he crashed into the fortress. A few seconds later, and they had all entered, leaving no resistance to the pirate robot. “YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM!” The robot declared in a metallic voice.

However, before the robot could go on the attack, the ground started to shake violently. It was like an earthquake was suddenly occurring, except the ground wasn’t snapping. Moments later, a giant white fist burst out of the roof of the ninja fortress, followed by the rest of Lex, who had somehow grown to the size of a giant and smashed his way out of the ninja fortress, leaving it nothing but a pile of rubble.

“Now you’ve pissed me off!” Giant Lex said to the robot. The robot backed off slightly, as its new opponent was over twice its size. Lex wasn’t going to let it get away, though, and reached down to grab its now-miniature-in-comparison opponent. “Try this on for size!” Lex shouted to it before he tossed it hard into the air above him.

The robot flew into the air, high into the atmosphere. Meanwhile, below it, Lex started to glow brightly in all colors of the rainbow and his eyes turned bright white. “JUSTICE, KUPO!” Lex shouted before he fired a massive laser out of his mouth and towards the robot.

The massive energy stream continued upward, hit the robot dead-on, and kept going. The laser beam continued until it broke free from the atmosphere and entered outer space. Faster and farther it kept going until it eventually left the solar system and then the galaxy. At the end, the laser struck a planet in a far away place, and caused the celestial ball to explode in a spectacular fireball.

Soon, though, Lex ceased firing his laser and continued his upward gaze to the heavens. About a minute later, the pirate robot fell, charred and burning but still in once piece, out of the sky. Lex kept his mouth open and caught the robot in his mouth, and swallowed it whole with a single gulp. “Ahhh…” He said, “Utter annihilation tastes good, if a bit overdone.”
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Getting smacked into a bathroom wasn’t high on Lex’s Bucketlist. In fact, it was only the forty-third one. However, turning himself into a giant monster was in fact, fourth on his list. Being able to completely destroy the pirate robot was a bonus. After he had finished his meal, he turned to the pirate armor, eyes filled with hunger. “All of you look quite tasty…come here!” He reached down for his tiny sword, and holding it like a small toothpick, threw it at one of the ships. It smashed into the hull, causing a leak, and the ship slowly sank. “Victory!” The Moogle shouted.

The ninjas began to run, shouting “Gojira” while the pirates were simply running away because their robot was dead. “Time to die, fools!” Lex shouted, and a storm began to brew in the sky. Lighting began to rain down, smashing into the ships, destroying them completely with one blow. Less than two minutes later, the entire pirate army had been reduced to a large wail of pain and some dead boards lying in the ocean. Lex was quite proud with himself, and turned around towards the ninja headquarters. However, as he turned, the whiplash from his pom-pom caused it to smash into the building.

The entire top half of the building was ripped off, and it fell to the ground with a terrible crash. “Oh shit, my bad!” Lex shouted, reaching down for the piece, but then tripped, falling on the building.

“Ooh…that’s probably not good…” He stood up, and wiped the large mass of dead bodies and blood off of him. He looked over the battlefield, acknowledging he had taken the most lives at this battle, and shrugged. “I’m hungry,” He muttered, and began to fly off.

Little did he know, the ninja headquarters was actually in the middle of VOLCANO MADE OF ICE.
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Lex had enjoyed his little excursion into the pirate/ninja war, but all good things had to come to an end. Lex still needed to get to Rocket Town to get his new weapon for his Lini side, and today couldn’t be considered a fully JUSTICE day until he achieved his goal. Although, even if he didn’t get his new sword, the fact that he was a giant now did make today totally awesome.

So, the king-sized Moogle flew over the water until he caught sight of the signature rocket that marked where Rocket Town was. Lex giggled to himself as he went faster; his bigger form making his wing flaps create rogue waves that sank a few oil tankers on the other side of the world. Soon, though, the massive Moogle was standing over the town like a colossus. The namesake rocket came up to about his kneecap.

“Lesse here…” Lex mused to himself before he noticed a building that had smoke coming out of it. “Aha!” He exclaimed to himself, “That must be the place.”

With a thunderous footstep, Lex took a single stride towards the building before he towered over it. Since he was much too large for the front door, Lex decided that the best course of action would to just make in entrance himself. So, Lex reached down and ripped the roof off of the building, much to the surprise of the tiny humans within.

“Hey!” Lex’s voice bellowed into the tiny building, “Can you make me a sword at about this size, but in your best material with as many bells and whistles and whatnot in it?” Lex pulled out the very tiny sword that was Lini’s and tossed it into the building.

The blacksmith looked at the small sword, and then up to the giant Lex, and then back to the small sword. “Uhhh…Are you sure you don’t want anything bigger?” He asked.

“I said I want it in that size,” Lex replied, “I don’t like repeating myself. It’s a good way for you to find out first-hand how a digestive system works, or worse. So make it in the same size as that one. Have I made myself clear, Kupo?”

The blacksmith nodded frantically before he rushed into the back in order to start on the weapon. “It’ll be ready in an hour!” He shouted heavenly.

“Alright,” Lex replied, “I’ll be back in an hour then.” With that, he put the roof back on the building and wandered off into the woods. “I’m still hungry,” Lex muttered, “And I don’t think the waffle hut will have enough to satisfy. So I best find something out here to munch on.”
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The threats against the blacksmith seemed to be effective, as he planned on taking care of it within the hour, and doing it well. The Giant Moogle turned from the shop, and began walking, indifferent to who or what he stepped on, whether it be a hospital, an orphanage (actually, he made sure he stepped on those) and fruit stands. After a few minutes of walking, he found a large building that was several times taller than he was. He shrugged, and began climbing. A few minutes later, he was at the top. He took a seat, and looked over the area of Rocket Town.

“Huh…crap, I have to fart,” The Moogle tilted his body, and let out a fart. Parts of the building were ripped off in a blast of fire, and then the fire began to spread downward. “Ooh…my bad,” The Moogle leapt off, landing in the street, sending out a shockwave of power. The bottom of the building shifted as the strength of the blast ripped into its structure. “Oh..erh..um…” A swerving car smashed into Lex’s leg, causing him to trip, and slam both of his hands into the building. It was at that moment that Lex realized that the building was going to fall, so he took a step back, and the large building came down like a tree and smashed into the ground, causing death and destruction.

Lex figured he had been out and about for around five minutes at that point, and he had fifty-five minutes left until he could go back for his sword. He floated up into the air, planning to simply wait it out, and then he saw the waffle hut.

“…It’s gametime,”
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