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Topic Started: Aug 12 2012, 11:30 AM (607 Views)
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So you freaks weren't good enough to make the final cut eh? Don't worry, we got enough lame ass villains here in the cast already. It's gonna be my pleasure to send them your way as soon as possible.

But you guys have at least one thing going for you. Don't be fooled by the good guy Harvey Dent persona that's pushing for election - you guys get to see what's really going on. I'll try send one of these per round, but I ain't making no promises. I'll be breaking enough of them once this election passes.

So here's the run-down. All these bitches wear masks. Even the ones who are already wearing one. Masks to hide their true natures. Their insecurities. Their weak points. Little batfreak wannabes. I see right through every one.




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This bitch right here is the one to beat. Whoring herself all over town and making no secret of it. She'll have her uses though.. for now. I'm gonna allow myself be 'seduced' by her, let the relationship blossom. Get reeaall close to her. Make ourselves a power duo. Then when she needs someone to turn to the most - well, we'll see what the coin says.. but I'm a happily married man.



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Smarmy bastard. The token funny-guy in the cast (pathetic Joker can't even be best at his own gimmick). But he's got smarts bubbling away there too. Didn't allow missing out on most of the weekend to be an impediment to his game. I gotta say I like the guy. He intrigues me. I feel like I need to solve him for my own sake. He's missing out on the first footing alliance builds, but I'm gonna make sure he gets included - make sure he owes me for later in the game when I come to collect heavy.



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More filthy-minded trash. In our first PMs she was already telling me about how she choked some guy with his own member. At least she's chaste enough to keep her attentions aimed at one guy only. And Jokers a high roller too, so they'll both go far. She's fun at least, and comes with a generous helping of batshit psycho. Her and her Mister J will have to be broken up sooner or later, so we'll see how that can be arranged. She's already got strong bonds to Ivy too, so we'll keep two eyes on that.



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Overplaying then invisible. Cocky then paranoid. And they call me schizo?? This guy is a mess. He gets to stay though, because Harley is a hottie and they come as a pair.



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Comes with the know-it-all arrogance of a spoiled teenager. I find it hard to believe he's 1000+ years old. All them Lazurus Pits seem to have stripped away any humbleness. He's got grander schemes than just taking out the Bat though, which I like. Long-ass & wordy PMs make him always the very last person I reply to, so I should maybe fix that now I can tell he's here for the long haul.



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The last of the top-tier players. But that is only by association. Sure he's competent and seems to be linked to all the right people, but he's no fun. Like, no fun at all. I think he's mad that no-one ever heard of him. It's like he knows what he needs to say at any particular point, but he comes across with all the personability of Stephen Hawking.




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He's hardly been here, and everyone has him slated for first boot. I don't know about that. At least he's interesting. Plus he's sworn to back the Harvey Dent for DA campaign. A nice little pocket vote that thinks everyone else is out to get him could be a nice little bonus. The coin already dictated that I keep him around. Ivy agrees, lets see who else she can convince.



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He's here at least. And it seems that hideous mask is covering up an extremely normal schtick-free guy. Could be a solid middleman for me, but no-one ever mentions him as good or bad or anything at all. His fate depends on how he develops from his current MOR style.



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A little more crazy and here's a guy I could get behind. Came into the game with a third person schtick, but dropped it after three PMs. That's a lack of commitment right there. I need my henchmen to be committed - and I don't mean to Arkham.



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Cats here has shown some signs of being socially competent at least. But she's had some issues tech-wise and ain't around enough to make any more of a lasting impression than that. First impressions indicate she's a bit of a cunt. Excellent.



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Much the same as Cats, hardly here enough to rate. Not even interesting enough to hate. In his short time here all he could manage to do was plead for his pathetic life.



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Maybe scratch that 'loner' and replace it with 'social retard'.



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The only reason to keep him around at this point is because his PMs are the easiest to reply to. Obligatory laugh at his shitty pun, then reply to his single line with two. One of these days he'll surprise me and reply to my two with three.



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One-note moron.




In case you freaks couldn't tell, that's in order from best to worst. Right now I'm not worried about alliance building too hard. Some people are aiming for one massive set-up from the top six to eightish players from this list, but that's got bad idea written all over it, do these people not understand how voting here works? The key to this format is lots and lots of little twos and threes - and that ties in quite nicely to my first round mission - win this election/survey. One-on-one canvassing and face-two-face encounters. Work the social ties, at least until I can figure out who the challenge whores are.

I'm working the hunch that top seven in the poll will earn voting rights. Numero Uno will nab that Last Laugh advantage, and who better to decide ties in this game than a man who is willing to leave someones fate to the flip of a coin?


If you too, believe in Harvey Dent, feel free to nab that pin from my siggie and wear it with pride.


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Who are the Ego-Maniac, Loner, and Psycho? I can't tell :(
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Um, Croc is the crocodiley looking one, Zsasz has all the scars, and Rā's al Ghūl is the leftover in the green hue.
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They look nothing like their avatar pics. :alien

Also I sent this to them, thanks.
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Are they actually allowed update their sigs as a point of interest?
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Oh I see they do. nvm ^_^
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Holy Batman :o This is one of the best game updates I have ever read.

I'm tempted to put the pin in my sig, but that would probably be too much. I guess I'll just throw benefits and parties to finance your campaign, Harv.
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You can just rig the election. Gotham is crooked to the core anyway :vote
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Ugh. You are the worst. Permanent last place in my rankings each round and I hope you go home soon. If they are so lame, why do you bother with them?
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Pandering to the crowd? Hoping to garner their support to feed my insatiable ego?

idk. I like getting good messages when I'm lurking.
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I think today the lame villains get a message from Harvey instead of Two-Face. I can at least play out a schizo schtick with them.
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stupid stupid stupid. what was i thinking running for election? only setting myself up for a fall. i run unopposed and still lose.. unopposed!! stupid cocky harvey, what are you trying to prove.

and who wins it? prometheus?? the try-hard?? you're the try-hard harvey. he's got legitimate social skills you can only dream of. see how he sat back and did nothing in the voting thread while you're out there making a show of yourself. he doesnt even say anything and people still like him more than you.

then there's ivy. at least you were self-aware enough to know that she would be top and is playing you like a cheap strumpet. and who does she pick? me? her #1 :rolleyes: of course not. harleen she picks. i told you those two were close. only doing it for the voting bloc of her and joker she says. in case they need to make a hard decision she says. what hard decision. scarecrow was a goner since friday?? there is no hard decision. you're letting her wrp you around her finger harv. know what i think?? i think you like the humiliation. i think you're a sadist.

catwoman? not even here. not even here and still everyone likes her more than you. you're pathetic. her and penguin. and riddler. all with their little 'bonding over our inactivity' inactive-bond. phbttt to that. and prometheus picking penguin. oh you're starting to see where he got the votes now eh? why didn;t you campaign with everyone harv? you know the floating voters are the most important to sweep up. penguin & cat & croc put me top of their lists and you coulda won. no. you still woulda lost.

riddler picked me at least right? yay! only after everyone decent was gone. second choice much? leftovers? sloppy seconds? thats all you are harvey. you don't deserve to survive. then he makes a show of you in the voting thread to boot. but penguin is there backing him up. thick as thieves thick as thieves.

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could be worse right. all those bottom feeders down there underneath you. you can stick with the top men and go places. places like early jury. or you can work them work ras al ghul for a start. why does no-one like him. because he talks sense? because hes logical? because hes pally with you harv? make him your number 1. make yourself his at least. and bane too. bane is nice. normal. sweet. not a viallain though. and people can sniff that shit out. if you really wanted to stir shit up you'd rope all of next boot freeze, following boot zsasz, following following boot croc up into an underdog alliance. boot prometheus first that cunt. whos the social one now?

or you can keep going down this path. get into a foursome with joker/harleen/ivy. be the fourth wheel until you need to break free. boot that prometheus cunt anyway.

Easy schizo boy. Here's what you do. Take a leaf outta the Joker's book. Add a little chaos to the equation.

Harleen just called out Croc. Ask Croc if the biggest bad-ass in town is gonna stand for that.
Now go to anyone who doesn't know for sure what exactly happened last night. tell them you think all three of Prometheus, Riddler & Penguin are already aligned.

Get em on the back foot. You're a villain Harvey, now man the fuck up.


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waitwaitwait, don't send that. i will edit it when I'm back from my meeting.
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I was just about to, but I will wait now. It's amazing :harvey
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I should really do a 'real' update for you guys as well, that really doesn't line up exactly with my plans.
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