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Topic Started: Aug 12 2012, 11:30 AM (609 Views)
Alfred Pennyworth
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They do not like you anyway, so I do not know why you persist.
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Two-Face
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They're not supposed to. I'll win despite them.
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Alfred is telling that to everybody because he hates them. Don't mind him.
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stupid stupid stupid. what was i thinking running for election? only setting myself up for a fall. i run unopposed and still lose.. unopposed!! stupid cocky harvey, what are you trying to prove.

and who wins it? prometheus?? the try-hard?? you're the try-hard harvey. he's got legitimate social skills you can only dream of. see how he sat back and did nothing in the voting thread while you're out there making a show of yourself. he doesnt even say anything and people still like him more than you.

then there's ivy. at least you were self-aware enough to know that she would be top and is playing you like a cheap strumpet. and who does she pick? me? her #1 :rolleyes: of course not. harleen she picks. i told you those two were close. only doing it for the voting bloc of her and joker she says. in case they need to make a hard decision she says. what hard decision. scarecrow was a goner since friday?? there is no hard decision. you're letting her wrp you around her finger harv. know what i think?? i think you like the humiliation. i think you're a sadist.

catwoman? not even here. not even here and still everyone likes her more than you. you're pathetic. her and penguin. and riddler. all with their little 'bonding over our inactivity' inactive-bond. phbttt to that. and prometheus picking penguin. oh you're starting to see where he got the votes now eh? why didn;t you campaign with everyone harv? you know the floating voters are the most important to sweep up. penguin & cat & croc put me top of their lists and you coulda won. no. you still woulda lost.

riddler picked me at least right? yay! only after everyone decent was gone. second choice much? leftovers? sloppy seconds? thats all you are harvey. you don't deserve to survive. then he makes a show of you in the voting thread to boot. but penguin is there backing him up. thick as thieves thick as thieves.

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could be worse right. all those bottom feeders down there underneath you. you can stick with the top men and go places. places like early jury. or you can work them work ras al ghul for a start. why does no-one like him. because he talks sense? because hes logical? because hes pally with you harv? make him your number 1. make yourself his at least. and bane too. bane is nice. normal. sweet. not a villain though. and people can sniff that shit out. zsasz too. fun. a little psycho. if you really wanted to stir shit up you'd rope in some underdogs. let them know what the big boys are planning. boot prometheus first that cunt. whos the social one now?

or you can keep going down this path. get into a foursome with joker/harleen/ivy. be the fourth wheel until you need to break free. boot that prometheus cunt anyway. does joker like croc? does he not know harleen hates him?






Easy schizo boy. Here's what you do. Take a leaf outta the Joker's book. Add a little chaos to the equation.

Go to anyone who doesn't know for sure what exactly happened last night. tell them you think all three of Prometheus, Riddler & Penguin are already aligned. It doesn't matter if they are or not. Start the rumor. Let it spread and watch the world burn.

Get em on the back foot. You're a villain Harvey, now man the fuck up.


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Bruce Wayne,Aug 13 2012
06:51:01 PM
Alfred is telling that to everybody because he hates them. Don't mind him.

I have not. I never told that to :scarecrow
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Time to talk dynamics and alliances. After last night's Injustice Meeting, this game is suddenly split into two sides with a murky middle ground. Talk about my natural habitat..


The one everyone is worried about is getting targeted from nearly all sides tonight. People seem to believe Riddler, Penguin, Catwoman and possibly Prometheus are hardcore aligned for some reason. That'd be a vicious rumor to have pinned on you. It's almost like some scoundrel made more use of the first Injustice League than simply booting Scarecrow.

:joker


Meanwhile, I'm following up on the 'lots and lots of little pots' tactic with numerous smaller side deals. There's too many of floating voters that could lean either way. I'm picking them up one-by-one in separate deals, get em all leaning the same direction. I may not have rigged that election hard enough, but I'm still a man in touch with the masses. Giving the voting public what they want - and what they want right now is a target that is not themselves, alongside a side helping of a promise of safety in numbers for the future.


Without a doubt my main alliance is
Ivy, Joker, Harley, Two-Face.

I have a good one-on-one relationship with each. With Harley that is all I have. She is an infrequent but fun PMer. For a little while I was worried about a girlie trio formed but she puts my mind at rest in ways Ivy can't. Not that I'm gonna let that stop some others believing it. Anything to keep this main foursome hidden for as long as possible.

With the two others I have side deals going on. Joker and Ivy are without doubt my #1 & 2 in the game. Which is which I flip flop back and forth between. Joker is crazy and unpredictable - which makes for fast and loose play, chaotic scrambling & just I love trying to keep up with it all. Ivy OTOH knows the value of a slower approach and the need to let things grow naturally. I would say one appeals to my Harvey and one to my Dent, but they each have their good & bad points. Joker will get us in trouble as soon as he gets a vote - mark my words. Ivy is connected to everything in the game.

More important for tonight are the Joker's side of things.



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So there's a three including his boy-toy Killer Croc (Joker, Croc, Two-Face) who may be a valuable vote if we are to save Rā's al Ghūl from himself. It was a bold move to target Catwoman last. Bold, and incredibly foolish knowing how well connected she is and that the most willing parties were outside the votes. So the little four with Zsasz was done before it even started (Zsasz, Ra's, Joker, Two-Face). Yes Zsasz could have been a critical cog in the machine - but there are plenty more cogs laying around. For instance Ra's fellow demon child Bane can slide in there nicely. I'm already laying the groundwork for a trio out of that relationship (Rā's al Ghūl, Bane, Two-Face). Whether to reel Croc into that one or to integrate him into the foursome with the girls is as of yet undetermined. He's got an outsider vibe going with Black Mask - who may end up at a bit of a loose end to be tied up should we successfully break up the Riddler/Penguin/Catwoman trio tonight. My preference is to take out the domineering Riddler > Penguin > Catwoman. Catwoman would have been higher, but now that her allegiances are starting to become a little clearer she gets a pass. Makes sense to me to keep the Ra's/Cats divide around for as long as I can manage too.


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Ivy is far more high maintenance than the Joker. With him I'm constantly on clean-up, with her it's all about preparation. I find I will tell her about whats going on with him, but he doesn't have a clue just how close Ivy & I really are. Compared to his multiple overlapping deals I have no real side sets with as of yet, but potentially offers up a completely different set of options. There are options for the future a-plenty here. Successfully take out Riddler & Penguin back-to-back and a Catwoman, Black Mask, Ivy, Two-Face foursome could become a runner. She's pushing hard for an Ivy, Two-Face, Prometheus trio too. Since the Golden Boy seems to be untouchable, it might be best to join him so I can beat him from the inside later. I still don't get why everyone loves that smug smarmy bastard.


I should probably fill you guys in on all the other alliances I'm aware of but not a part of - but I got PMing to do. We're actually starting to get down to a reasonable amount of people now, so no excuses for slacking off any more.

It's all here in this diagram anyway;


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You see how easy this all becomes when you are willing to look at it from a second point of view? Two heads are better than one. :harvey


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Two-Face
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Tell me this, when you post these for the lurkers, can the losers read them too?

I believe I may craft up something taunting the Riddler. :lol:
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These are only for the lurkers at the moment. Not sure if Bruce plans on merging the two at some point though.
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They actually can't, but I wish they were. :( Get yourself booted and join him in Arkham if you want to talk to him :ha
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04:25:15 AM
They actually can't, but I wish they were. :( Get yourself booted and join him in Arkham if you want to talk to him :ha

That's just about crazy enough to work!

Damn this immunity though. Am I allowed transfer it?
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Alfred Pennyworth
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Transfer it to Frank Boles. We are planning on voting him out next. Jack will never see it coming.
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We did it Harv. Kicked that cocky cunt to the curb.

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After a move like that, we're going places and the only way is up. These pathetic peons love ya now. Can I get a re-count on those first round polls again? You're the top dog now Harvey, without a doubt.

Can ya taste it Harv?? That's called respect. You stick with me and that's all we dine on from here on out.


but face, we didnt boot riddler, there was four what done it, all we did was what everyone wanted to happen..

What everyone wanted yeah.. but were all too pussy to do anything about. You're a political animal now - you do what's best for the people. But most important, you do what's best for ourselves.

Don't ya remember Harv, how Riddler was laughing at you? Hissing to his cronies how you was a loser and a faggot who didn't have the balls to vote Scarecrow out to the sack where his face should be?? Who's laughing now?? Hah!


but that wasnt even cos i was afraid. that was to see how people would react at the injustice league, who were the floaters and who were the schemers. plus i kinda was hoping scarecrow might be my friend too :(

See that's why I like you kiddo, you got them law school smarts. But you don't need friends Harv, you got me.

I'm all the friends you'll ever need.


but what about joker, harleen, ivy & croc, they're our friends right? theyre sposed to protect us now the numbers are getting smaller. and we got a little side-deal with bane & ras as well. theyre friends right?

Don't make me laugh. They're pathetic. They're all feeble. How are they gonna protect you if they ain't even got any power??

Here's what we're gonna do. We're cutting our losses with those losers. We're gonna get the strongest competitors together. We gonna get all of
you & I, Ivy, Rā's al Ghūl, Prometheus & even Penguin together into a powerful axis of evil. We're gonna pick off these two-bit wannabes one round at at time. That oughtta last till about F7, when it'll be time to get a little schizo on that alliance too..

Time to run this whole game right into a fiery trainwreck conclusion. Time to start burning some alliances.


whatever you say face, youre the boss

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edit out that rando link at the top before you send if you would be so kind.
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And so the lame villains gallery is complete. Villains? pbtt. You're only criminals is all. And your only real crime is stealing Clayface's rightful spot in the cast.

Rā's al Ghūl spoke a lot about deservedness, and which of Harley, Joker or Croc deserved to miss the Jury spots most. He & his moral high-ground. At least he has the decency to not call himself a villain. There is no loyalty in this game. No right and wrong.


Just me.
And the coin.


Let's be clear here. You all deserved to be booted. Each of you managed to find a new and more creative way to be horrible at being a Villain. You guys were pathetic.



ScareCrow

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You at least showed potential. A veil of mystery. Disregard for the rules of the game or anything at all. And such gross incompetency in your very first PM. It is a pity your other one wasn't so hilarious or you could have made more of a mark on the game than Bane. I'm all for an inept follower or two, but you need to at least be able to find the voting thread.

But what you did provide, was opportunity at the first Rogue's Gallery. With such a set-in-stone target, upturning the consensus by playing Devil's advocate allowed me to see who the movers and shakers were. In twenty short minutes all the pretenses built by that council the entire opening weekend came tumbling down. Penguin's bullheadedness, Riddler's control freak status, Bane's wallflower nature, Ra's weakness for reason and *shudder* morals, Prometheus' cleverness.

So thank you for that - in return, a tip - telling everyone who PMd you that they were the only one to PM you never stood a chance of being believed. Lying doesn't make you a Villain - that just makes you a liar.




Freeze

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A sneaky secret challenge whore? No surprise. Don't think you weren't telegraphing that all over town with your attitude towards social conventions. But all that makes you is a bit of muscle.

It would have made more sense to boot you first. But I hadn't fully seized control of the game yet, and there were too many weak minds flocking together.

A true Villain is skilled at the art of deception. You served your purpose though.
See Scarecrow's epitaph, you're not even worth me writing it out twice.




Mr. Zsasz

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Congratulations on being the least pathetic of the lame villains. A blip in my technology meant I couldn't beat Riddler's maze, and with him out and me in that council, you wouldn't have left the game so soon. You'd have lasted at least as long as Croc. But relying solely on challenges wins is no way to get far. Especially when it's not even your own wins you are hoping for.

You're still pathetic though. Consider this - take the two inactives out of the equation and you were the very first boot. Feeling better about your placement yet?

If you wanna run with the big boys you gotsta be social Zsasz. I got half of Gotham on my payroll. Who d'ya think arranged for the Commish to disappear?




Riddler

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From too little too late to too much too soon.

Oh this was my favorite boot so far. This was delicious, and a true demonstration of how to be a Villain and not just a petty bully. I still can't believe you had the gall to say the reason I considered an option outside the obvious Scarecrow boot was out of fear. But it made this all the sweeter.

No wait, that wasn't the most delicious part - snapping up Penguin in the fallout and reeling him right in close as my head henchman is.

Nono, even better than all that was using your own arrogant attitude as reason to give flight to the rumor of your alliance in the first place. Nono wait, using that alliance rumor to have Prometheus 'prove' himself was the best bit of all.

Oh I just can't decide. All I really know is
that your tears are delicious.

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Thinking you could march into this cast and dictate who goes and how? Don't you know these Villains are going to do exactly the opposite of what anyone asks them to? Nevermind telling them to..

Now Riddle Me This, Edward.

If you wanted to absolutely guarantee you wouldn't end up wearing the massive social threat tag that the first round poll placed on all three of Cats, Ivy & Prometheus - What would you tell them to do?


:riddler





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A victim of circumstance perhaps? The circumstances being rigged into rating highly on that deathwish poll, and being rumored to be in tight with the wrong people. So far so criminal. Turning what may have been your one lifeline in Mask against you - pretty devious. Allowing you to live for a week from your phone only to boot you as soon as you got into the game, building up hopes just to crush your spirits - now that's pure evil.

My only regret? Not being there to skin you myself.




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At least you finally got it on your way out the door. Had you shown a single ounce of that savvy in-game perhaps you would have laste.. oh wait, you also voted for the most immune player of the night in that same statement. Nevermind.

Congrats on being worse than Harley.


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I would so hate me right now watching this :lol: I think I managed to take credit for everything bar breaking the Bat's back in that one.
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