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You DIDN'T; Sven, Myrran, and Emily have the weirdest conversations...
Topic Started: Apr 17 2012, 08:22 PM (201 Views)
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WARNING FOR MENTIONS OF SEX AND SEXUAL SITUATIONS

Emily, Myrran, and Sven are in the boys' dorm room, chatting about an online test. Sven's said that he is a Bishoujo or "Beautiful woman".

Myrran: *trying not to laugh* You are quite pretty....~

Sven: *red* You shut the fuck up.

Myrran: My apologies....*snerk* Milady...~

Sven: *eye twitch* Do you want to die of blunt force trauma.

Emily: Sven. You need to hold back your urges. Killing him with your rod is not the answer.

Myrran: What?

Sven: *even darker red* She doesn't know what she's talking about.

Emily: Well you were very disappointing last night so your hesitation is understandable.

Myrran: Dissappoint-....*stares at Sven* You -didn't-

Sven: That was -your- problem not mine! *disgrunted* So what if I did?

Emily: Oh yes, it's my fault you failed at bringing me to climax. Entirely. Despite me being handcuffed and totally at your mercy.

Myrran: Dude! Not okay! *quietly* You -know- Isaac has feelings for her!

Sven: *whispers back* Yeah, well, he should've done something about it. It's not like he couldn't find someplace. *back to Emily* That's 'cause I didn't want to -choke- you to death. You were practically turning purple.

Emily: *rolls eyes* Hmph. Typical. No finesse.

Sven: Listen, I've got enough on my record without having you fall unconscious on me.

Emily: *rolls eyes* Face it, you are less skilled than you think. Maybe if I were more...masculine, you might have treated me a bit better. You need to mix pain and pleasure. Gentle caresses followed by harsh blows. If it's all pain, it loses its charm.

Sven: Excuse me, Princess, but you didn't exactly tell me to stop either. You said you wanted it rough, and that's what I gave. *starting to feel a little self-conscious*

Emily: So? Being rough means nothing if it's not done the right way. On a scale of one to ten, you rated about a 5. 6 if I'm being generous.

Myrran: Now now, Emily....it couldn't have been that bad....

Emily: It was worse. I don't think I've ever had a more disappointing experience.

Sven: *mutters* Yeah, well you weren't exactly the best either.

Emily: Yet again, I was a bit tied up. Had I the use of my hands, I'd prove you very much wrong. Besides...the look on your face after you had me use my mouth was more than pleased. *smirks*

Myrran: *feels awkward, slinks out of room*

Sven: *grabs Myrran by the arm* No you don't. That's one of the only things that made you worth it. Doesn't take a whole lot of skill to suck a dick.

Emily: Oh? How about trying it yourself and seeing just how easy it is~?

Myrran: Look, I'm kinda not...interested in this conversation...at all...

Sven: So what? I need a witness. Anyway, what's to figure out? As long as you don't bite it off, it's fine. Why would you- *suddenly gets it, lets go of Myrran, turns red again* This isn't about that.

Emily: Oh no it isn't that simple. There's lip pressure, skill with the tongue, suction, if one can fit it down their throat without gagging...and I at least swallowed.

Myrran *stays, sighs* Witness for what?

Sven: To make sure I don't kill her. *grins* You did. I'll admit that was impressive.

Emily: And since you don't eat meat it was surprisingly palatable. Though....all you did was shove it in and out. Sex also requires more skill. You were aiming too low. What I suggest is when you have a girl pinned like that is to lift her hips so you can at least graze the g-spot. Not to mention foreplay is essential. *nods* It may seem pointless but it heightens the experience.

Myrran: *bright red, shifts* Can we talk about something else? Please>

Sven: *making metal notes but still scowling* Fine. What do you want to talk about, Choir Boy?

Myrran: Ah...w-well...um....So! Finals are coming up! H-have you two studied?

Emily: yes.

Sven: Yeah, not that I had to do much.

Myrran: A-ah.....

Emily: In any case...practice a bit more. let me know when you think you actually are capable of pleasuring a woman.

Sven: *rolls eyes* Like we were ever going to try again anyway. *to Myrran* Just relax. No one's talking about you or your problems. You're fine.

Emily: Unless....you are no longer interested in pleasuring women...~?

Sven: *glares* I've got no problem with women. I've got problems with women who run their mouths.

Emily: Could have fooled me.

Sven: Just 'cause I was off my game last night doesn't mean anything.

Emily: Well then.....like I said, I wouldn't be unwilling to try again some other time. After all...you'd relish a chance to prove me wrong, wouldn't you...~?

Sven: Yeah, I would. I don't think there's anything that would impress you, though.

Emily: You would be surprised. I hold you to high standards because I know with the proper amount of effort, you can meet them, if not surpass them. And this applies to more than just sex.

Sven: We'll see. The Elite was all I was planning on, but we'll see how far that goes. Didn't even think I'd get as far as SIN to be honest.

Emily: Such shortsightedness will be your downfall....

Sven: Excuse me for thinking I was going to be a Normal.

Emily: Well you aren't, are you? Now is the time to start setting goals for yourself.

Sven: I will. Either of you know what you're going for yet?

Emily: World domination....or at the very least becoming a wise man.

Myrran:...Leading my parents companies as best as possible....to be even better than they are now.

Sven: The Wiseman thing I get, but you're still going on about that, Najmah? What is that you really want?

Myrran: If I had a real choice in the matter?...To live as unremarkably as possible. To settle down with a woman I love, open up maybe a small store or business and live a simple, easy life.

Sven: *blinks* Wow, way to aim high there.

Myrran: *flat look* You asked.

Emily: *rolls eyes* Pathetic if you ask me.

Sven: Yeah, but I figured you'd want a little more than that.

Myrran: Why? Such a life would make me happy. What more would I need?

Sven: I hate to say it, but you're probably right. That would make you happy... although good luck finding a girl who doesn't have needs.

Myrran:.....*slumps slightly* You...have a point there....still, for the right girl...I...might be willing to at least try.....

Emily: What, are you going to cry? You really are a woman.

Sven: Give him a break. It's not the weirdest thing I've heard. He could be into beastiality or, you know, minors.

Emily: *rolls eyes* 17 is only minor in terms of the law.

Sven: You know what I meant... Like really little girls. *pause* Of course, they wouldn't be interested in sex, either, would they?

Myrran: *disgusted look*

Emily: well, there have been cases to show that babies and toddlers do in fact masturbate....

Sven: Yeah, but sex is different. That does bring up a good question, though. *to Myrran* Hey, you still take care of yoruself, right?

Myrran: Eh?! I...don't see how that's any of your business....*blushing*

Sven: That's a yes. How's that work anyway? You can do yourself but not someone else? You scared of pussy?

Myrran: No! Look, I just...I don't know, alright?! I have needs but I just don't find myself attracted to anyone!

Sven: There's got to at least be one. You chat up every girl we come across.

Myrran: That's different. I do that because...it makes them smile. To be paid attention to...be treated like royalty or told they're beautiful by someone, even a stranger...It makes those young ladies happy....but I myself have never found anyone that...turns me on. I have met girls that I would like to get to know better....But none that I would want to...have intercourse with.

Sven: *thinks* That's a little unfair. At least with me they know what they're getting. With you, they're just getting their little hearts tied up in knots for nothing. *tugs his braid* You heartbreaker, you.

Myrran: Ow! *tugs braid away, grumbles* Great, now it's a mess....*unties hair* In any case...*combs fingers through hair* I never let it get any farther than simple compliments...and I at least turn down the girls gently....

Sven: *watches and slowly begins to turn red* Y-yeah, but you can't seriously *digs through pockets* think that helps much. Better just to tell 'em off from the get go if you're not going to do anything with it. *pops cigarette in mouth and avoids all eye contact*

Myrran: yes but that would totally ruin the fantasy! And also, *plucks cigarette from Sven* No smoking in the room. We had a deal. *staring into his eyes* I swear, I feel like you're not even listening to me most of the time.

Sven: *gets redder and leans back away from Myrran* I listen... to you... *shoves him away and scoots back further* I wasn't even going to smoke it! Moron.

Myrran: Oh? Then why'd you pull it out? You;ve been acting weird lately and I want to know why. *steps closer again*

Emily:....*silently readies camera on her cellphone*

Sven: *keeps moving back, hits wall, surprised he hasn't passed out from all the blood to his head* I needed... something... to keep my mind off... something else. It doesn't have anything to do with you!

Myrran; Like what?! And why is your face all red? Look, we're friends, aren't we? It's obviously about me because it only happens when I'm around! So please.....*pleading look* Tell me.

Sven: *irritated* Who said anything about us being friends?! *shoulders tense up, makes a fist* It's because you're like that that I get all fucking worked up. Just why the hell do you keep messing with me anyway?! Making me think about shit that never should've come up in the first God damn place!

Myrran: *backs off a little, confused* What do you mean "messing with you"? And what am I "making" you think about?

Emily: *has been recording all of this, resists urge to make comments*

Sven: Talking all nice to me, putting on that same damn show like you do for all those girls... And when you- no, fuck that, I'm not saying it. *fist slams into wall with a slight crunch* I already look like an idiot.

Myrran: *blinks, even more confused* You......you think...I'm flirting with you...?

Sven: *eyes widen, pales* I never said that.

Myrran: You said I was being nice to you and putting on a show like I do for the women I meet. You sort of did. Sven....I'm nice to you because, surprisingly, I like you. You're a good friend. I enjoy having you around.....I get it.

Emily: You do?

Sven: No, I wasn't saying anything like that! And don't fucking lie, you can't stand me. No one fucking can. I'm out of here. *storms off*

Myrran:....*sighs* I was about to apologize...It's no wonder he was turning red with anger...if he thought I was coming onto him, no wonder he was uncomfortable...ah well...I'll give him some space.

Emily:....*facepalm*
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