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Expanding the Royal Family; Haydn is Granddaddy, and "Bianca" is Over It
Topic Started: Feb 25 2014, 05:39 PM (186 Views)
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*No one else is there yet since it's three in the afternoon, and they can't afford to keep the place running all day and night.**Maitho was just heading upstairs to start the long process of getting his hair into some kind of order; he really needs to ask Haydn for a trim...*

*However, when he reaches into his drawer in their tiny dresser, there's a furious scream.*

Maitho: Haydn, get up here right. now.

Haydn: [/He scrambles into the room, alerted by the scream] [/He seemed awfully confused, almost childlike] Goodness 857, you're so loud! What is it?

Princess: [/makes a mewling sound as she licks one of the newborns] [/She's certainly made a mess of things in Maitho's drawer, but seemed completely comfortable]

Maitho: That... that thing just gave birth to other things. *He points accusingly at the drawer. There's a bit of afterbirth on his fingers after reaching in without listening... which was odd considering how loudly the mother cat was purring while she groomed her new babies.* On top of all my things!

Haydn: [/He squeals in delight] Princess made little tiny princesses! [/He hovers over the drawer, absolutely giddy] How strange! Did you have a midnight visitor, Princess? I should of been watching you more carefully! There's... ah, one, two- three of them! Do you want to name any? [/Oblivious to Maitho's rage at the moment]

Maitho: No, I don't want to name them. *sounds horrified at the thought* I want to murder whatever awful beast helped her make those things.

Haydn: Considering as he wasn't even here to help her with the birth I should say so! [/He blinks and noices something -finally-] Oh! This is your drawer, no wonder you're upset!

Maitho: *grits his teeth* Yes, it's my drawer. I don't even give her food or attention, so why'd she pick my things?

Haydn: Because you smell like tea leaves and you like fluffy silky clothes? [/Hums] I'll be right back~ We need to move Princess into a better bed for her and her babies.

Maitho: *He mutters while "looking" at the drawer again.* ...you're sure there's only three of them? *He knows better than to consider getting rid of them too.*

Haydn: [/He returns with a box filled with fluffy towels and a trash bag] I'm afraid most of your things miiiiiiiiight be ruined, I apologize- but oh! Just a reason for us to go shopping, yes~?

Maitho: ...I suppose. *still frowning* What do they even look like?

Haydn: Oh they're adorable and tiny, and their eyes are squeezed light so they can't see a thing~ *Gushing like a school girl as he starts carefully transporting the cats into their new box] One orange with cute widdle white bits and patches, one is all white just wuike 'is mama'~<3 [/He coughs, trying to restrain from the baby talk] And the third is an adorable grey! I bet he'll grow into his patterns soon~

Haydn: The papa must of been a mutt~

Maitho: ...of course he was. Only "mutts" come into a place like this looking for a fine young lady to sleep with for the night. *sighs* Fine. They can stay with us, but they aren't allowed in our bed.

Haydn: Heavens forbid! They need to stay with mama in their box- safey wafy~<3 [/He coddles them a little Princess finally loses a bit of patience and swipes at him] [/Haydn is unfazed but takes the hint] I'll take the drawer down stairs to the basement to clean properly~

Maitho: Good. *muttering to himself* ...out of all things to give birth on, it had to be my silk underwear. For heaven's sake...

Haydn: Oh just go commando for now, brother! We'll get the spring seasons of your silky bloomers in the morning~ [/He hefts up the drawer and bag of ruined items out into the hall]

Maitho: *turns red* Not my fault they feel nice. *That's the one part he'll admit enjoying about cross dressing. Cotton was fine, but silk? Honest to god silk?* But I'll stop whining. It's not going to bring them back.

Haydn: E'NOPE~<3 [/He disappears for a while and doesn't come back until having his claws washed] Now I'm sure I don't need to say a thing seeing how you're not a kitty lover- but the babies do need to be left alone for a few days. All they can do is cry, wobble and eat sadly- oooooh but once they walk, there's no stopping them~<3 [/He squeals again before calming himself] We'll have girls take turns baby sitting them, so you don't have to deal with them all the time, but you should try to make friends with just one~ Kittens are just the softest ever!

Maitho: ...I'm aware. *He doesn't say more than that on the matter.* And I'm sure the girls will happily coo over them like actual babies. We'll have to make sure Princess is fixed as soon as possible, though, before we have three more litters this year.

Haydn: Yes, yes of course~ And the kittens too when they're old enough... as much as I'd love another kitty explosion. [/Sighs longingly]

Maitho: ...better than actual children, I suppose.

Haydn: Please, children take months to learn out to just sit up. They are soooo not the same thing.

Maitho: Just make sure your "darlings" don't go creeping into the room while business is taking place. You don't want them seeing that.

Haydn: [/He holds up his finger and declare importantly] I shall protect their innocence! [/Chuckles] We can keep them in the lobby when they ween off mama- it'd be fitting given the name of the brothel and all

Maitho: Yes... fitting.
"This is a sin for which I deserved to be punished."
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