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Topic Started: Sep 18 2012, 02:58 PM (198 Views)
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Wishing Star: *Sits in a diner, idly spinning a coin on the table as she waits to be served*
18 Sep 12, 02:31 AM
Steel Wing: *Walks in a moment later, sighing to himself as he trots over to a table and sits down, thumping his head onto it*
18 Sep 12, 02:32 AM
Wishing Star: *Coin jumps off the tabletop suddenly and rattles to halt somewhere on the floor, jolted loose by the impact of Steel's cranium"
18 Sep 12, 02:32 AM
Wishing Star: Problems?
18 Sep 12, 02:35 AM
Steel Wing: Several, actually. *blinks as he suddenly realizes he's not alone and blushes.* Sorry, M'am; I didn't notice you there. I'll, um- I'll just... be... over... there *with that lame finish, he walks over to another table, still blushing in embarrassment*
18 Sep 12, 02:36 AM
Wishing Star: Oh, come on. Don't do the whole stare at the floor and stagger off blushing thing!
18 Sep 12, 02:37 AM
Wishing Star: *sighs, bending under the table to find her bitcoin* Colts...
18 Sep 12, 02:38 AM
Wishing Star: *Picks up her coin with a light scrape and follows Steel to his new table*
18 Sep 12, 02:39 AM
Steel Wing: *blinks several times, now that she's here* Er, um, M'am?
18 Sep 12, 02:39 AM
Wishing Star: Okay, look. You look like you need somepony to talk to. Spill it before you run off stammering again.
18 Sep 12, 02:40 AM
Steel Wing: *Hesitates, then sighs* The therapist said that I should anyway.
18 Sep 12, 02:40 AM
Wishing Star: Was it Minx? No, wait. I don't want to know. Let's just hear the story.
18 Sep 12, 02:44 AM
Wishing Star: Come on, the masculine reticence and the blushing are cute and all, but spit it out.
18 Sep 12, 02:45 AM
Steel Wing: I'm just... I dunno; I miss the normalcy I used to have. I was in the guard, that meant up with the sun and training for the first three hours of the day. Then, it was either a palace patrol or to go out and handle major threats that the police force didn't have the authority to handle. Usually the former, but I wasn't complaining. Then, everything goes to Tartarus. Discord's out and running around doing Celestia KNOWS what, the princesses are kidnapped and the changelings invade; I suffer late stage CMFIS because I can't protect ponies anymore, then they stop WANTING to be protected, then I get labeled a fugitive and nearly die from a lighting spell thanks to my bucking allergy. Now, I'm all but out of the guard while I undergo psychotherapy. And I can't even have my bow back... I so desperately want to go to the range and practice to take my mind off things.
18 Sep 12, 02:46 AM
Wishing Star: Wow. It's been a rough year, hasn't it?
18 Sep 12, 02:46 AM
Steel Wing: *nods with a humorless smirk* That's one way of putting it
18 Sep 12, 02:47 AM
Wishing Star: I know that when everypony had those mass hallucination things they all stopped hating the changelings...me included. But I don't know.
18 Sep 12, 02:47 AM
Wishing Star: Hunting them down to the point of extinction might be wrong, but they still don't belong.
18 Sep 12, 02:47 AM
Wishing Star: Why am I even talking about this?
18 Sep 12, 02:47 AM
Wishing Star: Never mind.
18 Sep 12, 02:47 AM
Wishing Star: Who's your therapist?
18 Sep 12, 02:48 AM
Steel Wing: Somepony on the palace payroll, I can't remember their name.
18 Sep 12, 02:48 AM
Wishing Star: Government shrink? Well, at least they don't have you seeing a quack.
18 Sep 12, 02:49 AM
Wishing Star: When my wife had me enrolled in therapy, they sent me to this mare called Flying Minx
18 Sep 12, 02:49 AM
Wishing Star: She had me on more pills than a...
18 Sep 12, 02:49 AM
Wishing Star: I don't even know!
18 Sep 12, 02:49 AM
Wishing Star: A lot of pills.
18 Sep 12, 02:49 AM
Wishing Star: It wasn't any fun.
18 Sep 12, 02:49 AM
Steel Wing: I have to medicate to make sure I don't backslide, I don't like it too much either
18 Sep 12, 02:50 AM
Wishing Star: Backslide?
18 Sep 12, 02:50 AM
Wishing Star: You make it sound almost religious.
18 Sep 12, 02:50 AM
Steel Wing: Having a Cutie Mark like mine sucks: My special talent is fighting, I MADE it mean that I fight to protect ponies.
18 Sep 12, 02:50 AM
Wishing Star: Everypony's cutie mark sucks.
18 Sep 12, 02:50 AM
Wishing Star: Guess what mine means?
18 Sep 12, 02:51 AM
Steel Wing: *looks* Magic?
18 Sep 12, 02:51 AM
Wishing Star: No, silly. I wish.
18 Sep 12, 02:51 AM
Steel Wing: Are you... a performer or something?
18 Sep 12, 02:51 AM
Wishing Star: It's a shooting star. You know, the kind you wish on. It means that I am whatever somepony else needs me to be. Sort of like a wishing star on legs, you know?
18 Sep 12, 02:51 AM
Wishing Star: That's my name, by the way.
18 Sep 12, 02:51 AM
Wishing Star: Wishing Star.
18 Sep 12, 02:52 AM
Wishing Star: So when somepony like you walks by, all glum and depressed, I can't stop myself from asking what's wrong.
18 Sep 12, 02:52 AM
Steel Wing: *Raises an eyebrow* Should I leave then? I really didn't mean to inconvenience you.
18 Sep 12, 02:52 AM
Wishing Star: If you do I'll just follow you.
Wishing Star: I know it sounds creepy, but bear with me.
18 Sep 12, 02:53 AM
Steel Wing: *Spreads his overlarge wings* You sure about that?
18 Sep 12, 02:53 AM
Wishing Star: You know what it's like.
18 Sep 12, 02:53 AM
Wishing Star: Not doing what you're supposed to.
18 Sep 12, 02:53 AM
Wishing Star: And yes. I can teleport. If I have to, I'll land on your back in midflight.
18 Sep 12, 02:53 AM
Wishing Star: Wow, that's even creepier.
18 Sep 12, 02:53 AM
Wishing Star: I swear I'm not a stalker.
18 Sep 12, 02:54 AM
Steel Wing: Since you're not smiling or trying to covertly pluck a hair out of my tail, I'll believe you
18 Sep 12, 02:54 AM
Wishing Star: ...have you actually been stalked before?
18 Sep 12, 02:54 AM
Wishing Star: That's really creepy.
18 Sep 12, 02:55 AM
Steel Wing: I'm a- I WAS a guard, I've seen some things
18 Sep 12, 02:55 AM
Wishing Star: Crazy mares following their chosen stallion around like lost puppies?
18 Sep 12, 02:55 AM
Steel Wing: Or vice versa, or mares to mares and stallions to stallions
18 Sep 12, 02:56 AM
Wishing Star: It actually sounds almost cute, put like that, doesn't it?
18 Sep 12, 02:56 AM
Steel Wing: Yes, it does. If it was a romantic comedy, it would be sweet
18 Sep 12, 02:57 AM
Wishing Star: I'm glad you think that. It shows you're not too jaded to have nice thoughts.
18 Sep 12, 02:57 AM
Steel Wing: You can't be jaded and be a guard; then you start abusing your authority
18 Sep 12, 02:58 AM
Wishing Star: I've seen plenty of jaded guards. They all sit behind desks, though.
18 Sep 12, 02:58 AM
Wishing Star: With a box of doughnuts.
18 Sep 12, 02:58 AM
Steel Wing: Not me, I've got a legacy to uphold
18 Sep 12, 02:58 AM
Wishing Star: Really? Big military lineage to live up to and all that?
18 Sep 12, 02:59 AM
Steel Wing: Fourth generation solar guard
18 Sep 12, 02:59 AM
Wishing Star: Well. First generation Lunar guard now.
18 Sep 12, 02:59 AM
Wishing Star: No Celestia.
18 Sep 12, 03:00 AM
Wishing Star: I miss the sun.
18 Sep 12, 03:00 AM
Steel Wing: I'm not a guard right now, and I do to.
18 Sep 12, 03:00 AM
Wishing Star: Oh yeah, you said you got discharged or something.
18 Sep 12, 03:00 AM
Wishing Star: That'll all blow over as soon as the Princess comes back, I'm sure.
18 Sep 12, 03:01 AM
Steel Wing: *Realizes where this is going, and switches gears to a less depressing topic* Yeah; though, I'll still be the only pegasus you see with a bow.
18 Sep 12, 03:01 AM
Wishing Star: A bow? How does that even work?
18 Sep 12, 03:01 AM
Wishing Star: I thought that they were a Diamond Dog weapon.
18 Sep 12, 03:01 AM
Steel Wing: With a lot of practice; and the right ancestry
18 Sep 12, 03:01 AM
Wishing Star: You need fingers, don't you?
18 Sep 12, 03:02 AM
Steel Wing: Not always, just the right technique
18 Sep 12, 03:02 AM
Wishing Star: Weird.
18 Sep 12, 03:02 AM
Steel Wing: And, like I said, the right bloodline helps
18 Sep 12, 03:03 AM
Steel Wing: You know Cupid, from the stories? I'm a direct descendant of his
18 Sep 12, 03:03 AM
Wishing Star: I'd love to see that sometime. Well, Fireflare would probably be more excited than me about it. I married a mercenary; sheer luck that I managed to get that featherhead to quit before one of us got killed.
18 Sep 12, 03:03 AM
Wishing Star: And...Cupid? You're kidding.
18 Sep 12, 03:03 AM
Steel Wing: As Celestia as my witness, it's the truth
18 Sep 12, 03:04 AM
Wishing Star: I bet you got made fun of on Hearts and Hooves day.
18 Sep 12, 03:04 AM
Wishing Star: When you were little.
18 Sep 12, 03:04 AM
Steel Wing: Yep; though it also explains a few thing about me
18 Sep 12, 03:05 AM
Wishing Star: Don't tell me you're the kind of guard who stands around all stonefaced during the day and then reads sappy dime-store romances in his off time.
18 Sep 12, 03:05 AM
Steel Wing: Of course not
18 Sep 12, 03:05 AM
Wishing Star: Then what is it?
18 Sep 12, 03:05 AM
Steel Wing: One, I read the high end romance novels.
18 Sep 12, 03:06 AM
Wishing Star: *Faceplant*
18 Sep 12, 03:07 AM
Steel Wing: Two, I don't do stone face unless it's a serious situation, and standing around all day is anything but
18 Sep 12, 03:07 AM
Wishing Star: *Muffled snorting sound issues from beneath the curtain of mane*
18 Sep 12, 03:07 AM
Steel Wing: And three, I'm bi
18 Sep 12, 03:07 AM
Wishing Star: *Peels her face off the table, giggling like a schoolfilly*
18 Sep 12, 03:08 AM
Wishing Star: Well, you j-just break the stereotypes all to bits, don't you?
18 Sep 12, 03:08 AM
Steel Wing: *Puts on a pronounced lisp* Don't you know it, sister~
18 Sep 12, 03:09 AM
Wishing Star: *Is no longer able to even pretend restraint and bursts into laughter*
18 Sep 12, 03:10 AM
Wishing Star: *manages to compose herself after running out of breath and wheezing to a stop*
18 Sep 12, 03:10 AM
Steel Wing: *Smiles* That's what Cupid wanted; despite his, admittedly deserved, reputation, he just wanted to make as many ponies happy as he could.
18 Sep 12, 03:11 AM
Wishing Star: Well, unfortunately, I don't race both sides of the track.
18 Sep 12, 03:11 AM
Wishing Star: I don't think my wife would approve much.
18 Sep 12, 03:11 AM
Steel Wing: *shrugs* Not trying to seduce you; but I did make you happy.
18 Sep 12, 03:11 AM
Wishing Star: That and the poor colt might never be seen again.
18 Sep 12, 03:12 AM
Wishing Star: I wasn't saying you were; if the purpose here was seduction, we would have been in the bathroom like five minutes ago.
18 Sep 12, 03:12 AM
Wishing Star: I just decided to fess up about being gay too. Well, I guess I'm technically even more bent than you are, but you know.
18 Sep 12, 03:13 AM
Wishing Star: It's all the same to the highborns.
18 Sep 12, 03:13 AM
Steel Wing: Really? I'd like to think I'm a little more classy than that; I'd at least spring for the hotel
18 Sep 12, 03:13 AM
Wishing Star: I'm not.
18 Sep 12, 03:13 AM
Wishing Star: Trashy and proud of it.
18 Sep 12, 03:14 AM
Steel Wing: Anyway, highborns? First I've heard that term
18 Sep 12, 03:14 AM
Wishing Star: Poor Fireflare's as straight as an arrow about everything but gender; one of us has to be kinky about it. And yeah, the highborns. All the old money unicorns up by Caldera who tend to sneer at anything that hasn't been rich for six generations.
18 Sep 12, 03:15 AM
Wishing Star: They don't like anything not old fashioned, and being openly bi or homo is definitely new. Ish.
18 Sep 12, 03:15 AM
Wishing Star: Sort of.
18 Sep 12, 03:15 AM
Wishing Star: You get what I'm saying though.
18 Sep 12, 03:15 AM
Steel Wing: Yeah, I still get it. I just lucked out with my dad, he's cool with it
18 Sep 12, 03:16 AM
Wishing Star: Well, being Cupid's get, you probably both have the same sort of oddities.
18 Sep 12, 03:16 AM
Steel Wing: Being bigger than princess Luna is one of them
18 Sep 12, 03:17 AM
Wishing Star: Bigger than...what? Wait.
18 Sep 12, 03:17 AM
Wishing Star: Are you telling me you got lucky with the Princes...and didn't fit?
18 Sep 12, 03:17 AM
Steel Wing: *Blinks, then bursts out laughing* I'm not THAT lucky yet
18 Sep 12, 03:18 AM
Wishing Star: Well, I was about to say. I'm not sure if I should congratulate you or ask to see it
18 Sep 12, 03:18 AM
Wishing Star: That would be worth a picture at least!
18 Sep 12, 03:18 AM
Steel Wing: *Stands up to show just how big he is compare to a normal pony* I meant overall size
18 Sep 12, 03:18 AM
Steel Wing: The, for the record, it's propotional
18 Sep 12, 03:18 AM
Wishing Star: Oh. Yeah, you're pretty tall, aren't you?
18 Sep 12, 03:18 AM
Steel Wing: Eeyep
18 Sep 12, 03:19 AM
Wishing Star: And again, congratulations?
18 Sep 12, 03:19 AM
Wishing Star: I bet finding a marefriend is tough for you.
18 Sep 12, 03:19 AM
Steel Wing: Why do you think I go for both?
18 Sep 12, 03:19 AM
Wishing Star: Oh Sisters. I don't wanna picture it.
18 Sep 12, 03:19 AM
Wishing Star: Oh, ow.
18 Sep 12, 03:20 AM
Wishing Star: That much up the...? No! ouch!
18 Sep 12, 03:20 AM
Wishing Star: That's just cruel, buck.
18 Sep 12, 03:20 AM
Steel Wing: I'm the submissive, so if anyone's cruel, it's my partner; and only because I ask them to be
18 Sep 12, 03:21 AM
Wishing Star: Well, you're just full of surprises.
18 Sep 12, 03:21 AM
Steel Wing: *Finally sits back down* Eeyep
18 Sep 12, 03:21 AM
Steel Wing: Though there's one thing I've never understood
18 Sep 12, 03:21 AM
Wishing Star: What's that?
18 Sep 12, 03:24 AM
Steel Wing: Unicorns in my family, they were always pretty good with magic; nothing like Twilight Sparkle or those other prodigies, but still above average. I'm a pegasus and shouldn't be affected by magic; but, every time I'm around too much of it, I get sick. Too much of it and I start bleeding internally. Like I said, a lightning spell nearly killed me; I'm basically allergic to magic, and I have no idea why
Wishing Star: I don't know. I'm not a doctor, but if I had to spit out a random guess, maybe it has something to do with being a giant?
Wishing Star: Pegasi have some magic in them for the flying and weather tomfoolery, but yours must be spread sort of thin.
18 Sep 12, 03:25 AM
Wishing Star: So much frame for one pony's worth of magic.
18 Sep 12, 03:25 AM
Steel Wing: *shakes his head* No, that can't be it. Like I said, my dad is bigger than me, and he doesn't have this problem
18 Sep 12, 03:26 AM
Wishing Star: I'm stumped, then.
18 Sep 12, 03:26 AM
Wishing Star: I'm no mage. Flunked the exams.
18 Sep 12, 03:27 AM
Steel Wing: *Nods* So's everypony. I just ask around in hopes that somepony will have an idea about it
18 Sep 12, 03:27 AM
Wishing Star: I can do magic, a little more than the ponies who didn't even bother to study, but I can't diagnose magical maladies.
18 Sep 12, 03:27 AM
Wishing Star: I'm lucky to be able to teleport.
18 Sep 12, 03:27 AM
Wishing Star: Teleportation sucks, in case you were wondering.
18 Sep 12, 03:28 AM
Wishing Star: It's like ceasing to exist for just a second. There's a blank and you're not sure how ong you were gone. It's never more than a split second, but still...
18 Sep 12, 03:28 AM
Steel Wing: Probably never going to experience it, but good to know.
18 Sep 12, 03:28 AM
Wishing Star: It's not fun.
18 Sep 12, 03:28 AM
Wishing Star: I'd rather walk most of the time.
18 Sep 12, 03:29 AM
Steel Wing: That's one good thing about being this big, I can glide for a LONG time on these babies. *Spread his wings some*
18 Sep 12, 03:29 AM
Wishing Star: You know, I know some neat tricks for wings.
18 Sep 12, 03:29 AM
Wishing Star: Not for flying, you know. Just...for the wings.
18 Sep 12, 03:30 AM
Steel Wing: *Perks up* Really?
18 Sep 12, 03:30 AM
Wishing Star: Really.
18 Sep 12, 03:31 AM
Steel Wing: ...care to share?
18 Sep 12, 03:31 AM
Wishing Star: Next time you find yourself in bed with another pegasus, wait for the wingboner and then grab a couple of primary feathers. Pull on them just a little bit at a time. Not enough to yank one out or make it bleed or anything.
18 Sep 12, 03:31 AM
Wishing Star: Just enough to stretch it.
18 Sep 12, 03:31 AM
Wishing Star: Fireflare screams every single time.
18 Sep 12, 03:31 AM
Wishing Star: In a good way.
18 Sep 12, 03:32 AM
Wishing Star: That and the down around the bottom of the wings gets really sensitive once it starts to fluff up during the act
18 Sep 12, 03:32 AM
Wishing Star: Just smooth it back down.
18 Sep 12, 03:32 AM
Wishing Star: They go nuts.
18 Sep 12, 03:35 AM
Steel Wing: *is getting a wingboner right now from this*
18 Sep 12, 03:35 AM
Wishing Star: Easy there, soldier boy.
18 Sep 12, 03:36 AM
Steel Wing: *Pushes his wings back down with a blush*
18 Sep 12, 03:37 AM
Steel Wing: S-sorry about that.
18 Sep 12, 03:37 AM
Wishing Star: The later you wait, the less the primary tugging does but the better the down trick gets. And the little pinfeathers that feel for air currents are always up for a fondle.
18 Sep 12, 03:37 AM
Wishing Star: But I'll stop now before you get all hot and bothered on me.
18 Sep 12, 03:38 AM
Steel Wing: *Is both blushing and smiling* I might have to get some more tips from you some other time
18 Sep 12, 03:39 AM
Wishing Star: Like I said, I married the moral filly. Somepony had to be the kinky one.
18 Sep 12, 03:39 AM
Wishing Star: That and I've got a good guinea pig for testing things on.
18 Sep 12, 03:39 AM
Wishing Star: She never gets mad; not even that time I pulled a feather out by accident.
18 Sep 12, 03:39 AM
Wishing Star: Blood went everywhere I though I killed her.
18 Sep 12, 03:40 AM
Wishing Star: I freaked out
18 Sep 12, 03:40 AM
Steel Wing: Sounds like she's a little bit kinky then, if she wasn't mad after THAT. That hurts like you wouldn't believe
18 Sep 12, 03:40 AM
Wishing Star: I believe it. She went all stiff for a second, and this is a mare who I watched get swatted around by a hydra and then try to play it brave after.
18 Sep 12, 03:41 AM
Wishing Star: Didn't even collapse til we got back to town.
18 Sep 12, 03:41 AM
Steel Wing: ...DAIA, am I right?
18 Sep 12, 03:41 AM
Wishing Star: Yeah.
18 Sep 12, 03:42 AM
Wishing Star: Half the time I'm stuck between bragging about her and calling her retarded.
18 Sep 12, 03:42 AM
Wishing Star: I was so sick of being...well, worried sick.
18 Sep 12, 03:42 AM
Wishing Star: Hero types, am I right?
18 Sep 12, 03:42 AM
Steel Wing: Yeah, that should have been a clue right there. It's a running joke with the guard that everyone there DAIA has some sort of weird thing going for them.
18 Sep 12, 03:43 AM
Steel Wing: (*everyone in DAIA)
18 Sep 12, 03:43 AM
Wishing Star: I think I know what you mean, but maybe you should spell it out for me. Just in case I'm dumber than I thought.
18 Sep 12, 03:43 AM
Wishing Star: Let me guess, foolhardy and heroic without any self-preservation instincts?
18 Sep 12, 03:44 AM
Moon Chaser: Are we talking about me in here?
18 Sep 12, 03:44 AM
Wishing Star: You again!
18 Sep 12, 03:44 AM
Wishing Star: *Melodramatic gasp*
18 Sep 12, 03:44 AM
Steel Wing: Either that, or they honestly enjoy all the fighting, or they have a weird fetish for being hurt or things with teeth and claws
18 Sep 12, 03:45 AM
Moon Chaser: I /do not/ have a weird teeth/claw fetish.
18 Sep 12, 03:45 AM
Wishing Star: So you're saying you like beating stuff up for the sake of it?
18 Sep 12, 03:46 AM
Steel Wing: I'm not in the DAIA
18 Sep 12, 03:46 AM
Steel Wing: (Wait, that was to Moon, sorry)
18 Sep 12, 03:46 AM
Moon Chaser: Nopony here is in the DAIA. Even Flare retired, didn't she?
18 Sep 12, 03:47 AM
Wishing Star: Having foals does that to you.
18 Sep 12, 03:47 AM
Steel Wing: I also threw out the 'likes to be hurt' thing.
18 Sep 12, 03:47 AM
Wishing Star: Stupid risks turn into unacceptable risks.
18 Sep 12, 03:47 AM
Wishing Star: You know how it is.
18 Sep 12, 03:48 AM
Steel Wing: Yeah, I do.
18 Sep 12, 03:49 AM
Wishing Star: So Moon, you missed a neat little conversation about hte proper use of wings in a bedroom setting!
18 Sep 12, 03:50 AM
Wishing Star: Seems that Steely here doesn't know how to tweak a feather, even thoug he's got wings.
18 Sep 12, 03:50 AM
Wishing Star: Maybe you should let him practice?
18 Sep 12, 03:50 AM
Wishing Star: *Hides a grin*
18 Sep 12, 03:51 AM
Steel Wing: *Looks Moon up and down.* Never did it with an alicorn before; that was always the Captain's thing
18 Sep 12, 03:51 AM
Moon Chaser: That seems like a singularly bad idea. Feathers are sensitive, I don't want some amateur just tugging at them.
18 Sep 12, 03:51 AM
Wishing Star: Well, you've got the whole 'immortal goddess' thing going for you. You're tough, you can take a little ametuerish pawing in the name of science.
18 Sep 12, 03:51 AM
Wishing Star: Right?
18 Sep 12, 03:52 AM
Moon Chaser: The name of science?
18 Sep 12, 03:52 AM
Wishing Star: Or love, or even just a cheap thrill.
18 Sep 12, 03:52 AM
Wishing Star: Take your pick.
18 Sep 12, 03:54 AM
Moon Chaser: Cheap thrill sounds most likely. But I'm not gonna sleep with the giant pegasus just 'cos he's never slept with an Alicorn before and wants to practice his sex skills.
18 Sep 12, 03:54 AM
Wishing Star: Aww, spoilsport.
18 Sep 12, 03:55 AM
Wishing Star: I hear he's got a really big youknow, though.
18 Sep 12, 03:55 AM
Wishing Star: In case that changes your mind.
18 Sep 12, 03:56 AM
Moon Chaser: You 'hear'.
18 Sep 12, 03:56 AM
Moon Chaser: Like you haven't seen it yourself.
18 Sep 12, 03:57 AM
Steel Wing: She bats for the other team, so she hasn't
18 Sep 12, 03:57 AM
Wishing Star: You're both spoilsports!
18 Sep 12, 03:57 AM
Wishing Star: Oh well, you can come play with me and Flare sometime since Her Worship is being a cold fish.
18 Sep 12, 03:58 AM
Steel Wing: *Shrugs* If she doesn't want it, she doesn't want it; there are a LOT of other ponies out there
18 Sep 12, 03:58 AM
Moon Chaser: I suspect she may bat for both teams. And I am /not/ a cold fish. Or a /her worship/.
18 Sep 12, 03:58 AM
Wishing Star: Nailing an Alicorn comes with an awful lot of bragging rights.
18 Sep 12, 03:58 AM
Wishing Star: And whatever you say, Your Highness.
18 Sep 12, 04:00 AM
Moon Chaser: See, I don't want to be nailed and have somepony brag about it...
18 Sep 12, 04:00 AM
Wishing Star: Well, I'd be crowing about that particular conquest for days, if it was me.
18 Sep 12, 04:01 AM
Wishing Star: One of only, what, four in the entire world?
18 Sep 12, 04:01 AM
Wishing Star: That's a hell of a long shot.
18 Sep 12, 04:01 AM
Wishing Star: Probably be telling the story for years.
18 Sep 12, 04:03 AM
Steel Wing: Personally, I'd like to be the one that's bragged about. But, then again, that's just the stereotypical male ego talking.
18 Sep 12, 04:03 AM
Moon Chaser: And this is why I've been chaste far too long. Can't find a decent pony who wouldn't just make a big thing of it... or wouldn't just see me as easy : S
18 Sep 12, 04:04 AM
Wishing Star: Well excuuuuse me, Princess.
18 Sep 12, 04:04 AM
Wishing Star: I'd be pleased as punch with myself.
18 Sep 12, 04:04 AM
Wishing Star: Call me shallow.
18 Sep 12, 04:04 AM
Moon Chaser: There's still discussion. Some things aren't for sharing.
18 Sep 12, 04:05 AM
Wishing Star: I'd have to tell Fireflare, at least.
18 Sep 12, 04:05 AM
Wishing Star: And maybe Galaxy, just to rub it in her face.
18 Sep 12, 04:05 AM
Wishing Star: A little.
18 Sep 12, 04:05 AM
Steel Wing: In the interest of fairness, I usually am discrete about who I buck. Mostly with stallions though, since they don't want their friends to know
18 Sep 12, 04:06 AM
Wishing Star: Sorry, I'm a filly that's not too scared to kiss and tell.
18 Sep 12, 04:06 AM
Wishing Star: I don't see why everypony acts all ashamed about it.
18 Sep 12, 04:06 AM
Wishing Star: You know?
18 Sep 12, 04:07 AM
Wishing Star: It's nice and fun and if you do it right you've got something cool to talk about afterwards.
18 Sep 12, 04:07 AM
Wishing Star: If you don't do it right, you never speak of it again, but you know.
18 Sep 12, 04:07 AM
Wishing Star: That's just one of those things.
18 Sep 12, 04:08 AM
Steel Wing: I'm not ashamed, believe me. I gave up that right when I walked around in a short skirt and panties to please one partner
18 Sep 12, 04:08 AM
Wishing Star: *If Star had had a drink, that would ahve been a spit take*
18 Sep 12, 04:09 AM
Wishing Star: Wow, you really are a sub, aren't you? I've got to drag you home one of these days. Me and Flare will put your big ass through the wringer.
18 Sep 12, 04:09 AM
Moon Chaser: Well, at least he has the decency to not name names.
18 Sep 12, 04:09 AM
Wishing Star: Oh, decency schmecency.
18 Sep 12, 04:09 AM
Steel Wing: Please do, I'd enjoy it
18 Sep 12, 04:10 AM
Wishing Star: That stuff's for rich ponies.
18 Sep 12, 04:10 AM
Moon Chaser: Just don't break him...
18 Sep 12, 04:10 AM
Steel Wing: Besides, the outfit was very comfortable
18 Sep 12, 04:10 AM
Wishing Star: I never managed to break Flare.
18 Sep 12, 04:10 AM
Wishing Star: Well, except for that one time, but that wasn't my fault.
18 Sep 12, 04:11 AM
Wishing Star: I told her not to squeeze it too hard.
18 Sep 12, 04:11 AM
Moon Chaser: Why don't you three schedule it for tonight? You're clearly all in the mood.
18 Sep 12, 04:12 AM
Wishing Star: What? I always talk like this when the subject comes up.
18 Sep 12, 04:12 AM
Wishing Star: I'd have to ask if Flare's okay with it anyway.
18 Sep 12, 04:12 AM
Wishing Star: She's a little uptight about threesomes.
18 Sep 12, 04:12 AM
Wishing Star: We've only ever had one, and the poor colt we got ahold of sort of disappeared afterwards.
18 Sep 12, 04:12 AM
Wishing Star: No idea where he ended up.
18 Sep 12, 04:13 AM
Steel Wing: Are you sure you're okay with it? I mean, you are a lesbian.
18 Sep 12, 04:13 AM
Wishing Star: We have dildoes for a reason, you big lump.
18 Sep 12, 04:13 AM
Wishing Star: Sometimes a hoof doesn't cut it and your tongue just isn't long enough.
18 Sep 12, 04:13 AM
Wishing Star: And telekinesis is only fun for one of us.
18 Sep 12, 04:13 AM
Wishing Star: If it's got a pulse too, bonus points.
18 Sep 12, 04:14 AM
Moon Chaser: Anyway, I've got to go do some shopping. Try not to buck each other wildly while I'm away.
18 Sep 12, 04:14 AM
Wishing Star: Have fun, Princess.
18 Sep 12, 04:14 AM
Steel Wing: Hey, two mares at once, I'm perfectly fine being a dildo for the evening. Most stallions dream of this sorta thing
18 Sep 12, 04:15 AM
Wishing Star: Well, not exactly a dildo. See the wager I'm making with myself goes like this.
18 Sep 12, 04:15 AM
Wishing Star: One, youd be cheaper than a transgender pin, and two, you'd perform beter than a rubber dong.
18 Sep 12, 04:15 AM
Wishing Star: Here's hoping I win that bet.
18 Sep 12, 04:15 AM
Wishing Star: Oh, and bring your own rubbers.
18 Sep 12, 04:16 AM
Steel Wing: Sure thing
18 Sep 12, 04:16 AM
Wishing Star: Oh yeah, that reminds me.
18 Sep 12, 04:16 AM
Wishing Star: You still depressed about that whole thing with the guards and the cutie mark?
18 Sep 12, 04:17 AM
Steel Wing: I have sex to look forward to; how could I possibly be depressed?
18 Sep 12, 04:17 AM
Wishing Star: Good, mission accomplished.
18 Sep 12, 04:23 AM
Wishing Star: Any questions? Comments? Anything you think you ought to know beforehoof?
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