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| TIME VAMPIRES; The plot so far. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 27 2009, 11:08 PM (58 Views) | |
| Daius | Jan 27 2009, 11:08 PM Post #1 |
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In the year 20XX, an intrepid collection of Beatles fans, all of which are very advanced physicists, hatch a plan. Using a newly invented time machine, they aim to go back in time to a era before Heather Mills ever met Paul McCartney. Their collective goal, to kill her so that she never robs him of his money and dignity. This test run will help prove how causality works, and will let them hatch further plans to save John Lennon and to pair up Yoko Ono with Ringo Starr, in the hope that she may teach him how to play the drums. They would like try to save George Harrison, but unfortunately, you cannot beat cancer. They arrive in the past, ready to storm Heather Mill's Death-Fortress-Egg-Carrier-Thing. However, they face a problem. They had planned to evade suspicion by utilising silenced pistols, but unfortunately Heather's fierce vegetarian guard dogs would be able to hear the gunshots regardless, as their range of hearing was far greater than that of any human. They go down to the pub to try and resolve the situation, and after many drinks and talk of poisoned lettuce one of the group goes AWOL and lobs a grenade through the Death-Fortress-Egg-Carrier-Things window. A deathly scream is heard and thus the Beatles Physicist group realises that Heather is dead and their plans have succeeded. However on the astral plane things are not going as planned. A universe that for so long has hidden among the drained corpses of its brethren has now split, with a rogue time-line breaking the surface of this killing field like a single blade of grass. In the distance, a million eyes light up. They have slumbered for aeons, waiting for a chance to feed. They have found the last source. And now, they will come for it. Time is running out. Starring Douglas Robinson as John Lennon Michael Torpey as Paul McCartney Fraser Crofts as Zombie Harrison Matt Major as Ringo Starr Lulu Eden as Yoko Ono Alex Vince as Beatles Physicists (All of them) Gillian McKenzie as Heather Mills Qasim Rashid as The Wooden Leg Tom Sanders as The Wooden Leg Michael Brooks as Bruce Willis Tasha Hopgood as Noel Gallagher Stuart Thompson as The Butler and many untalented extras as... THE TIME VAMPIRES Edited by Daius, Jan 28 2009, 04:18 PM.
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| I give it about 3 weeks. | |
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