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Cool way to kill famous people
Topic Started: Jun 18 2006, 05:11 PM (4,684 Views)
Tom Joad
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I was sitting around watching TV when all of the sudden I saw Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen on MY television set. I was so pissed that I wanted to kill them and it got me thinking. Could somebody make a gun with a bulllet so small in diameter that there is almost no trace of an entrance or exit wound? The bullet would probably have to be very dense to be able to fly far and straight and not be affected by wind. But if you hit somebody with this weapon in the heart it would probably just resemble a heart attack and nobody would think any different.

I don't really want to kill the Olsen twins, I think where their career are at now is punishment enough.
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omar comin' yo
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If you don't want to leave a trace, why are you using a gun?
omar yo. omar comin
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Tom Joad
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Well, because you could do the deed from a fairly long range away. You have access to someone to poison them. There aren't alot of lasers laying around. Bullets have been a mainstay of assasination for so long, I hate to see them go. *Nostalgic moment* The point is to make it look like a heart attack and not an attack.
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Dr. Jim
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Alas, any physical object is going to end up hitting the body and expanding as it hits because of the sudden drop in speed.
A solution would be to take even an ordinary bullet and fire it with enough force that the impact with a body doesn't slow it down. I don't know if this can be done.
Another solution is the rail gun, a gun that fires a frozen shard of [something] (mercury, ice, ect) through an enemy, but once again at a very fast speed.

The solution depends entirely on speed, though.

Your best bet is to bump into them or strike them and break the skin with something like a needle with some sort of poison on it.
...Matt was no exception to this. When he stood in the street and noticed his chest started to really hurt again, he made the decision to look down. He screamed like a grown man would scream when that grown man sees a laser burning his chest, and that is like a little girl...
-From Super Naked Moose Man
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Why not just get very far away with a good long range sniper and use a hollow point bullet? It will obviously be a gunshot, but if you play your cards right there will be no trace back to you.
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Tom Joad
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About the rail gun- They tried doing it on Mythbusters, I don't know if that is the best source. But the problem was that the frozen bullet they used always kept falling apart due to the pressure exerted on a bullet in the chamber. But if you just didn't want to leave a trace you could just use a shotgun, you can't race a shotgun like you can trace a rifle or pistol-as far as I know.
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Dr. Jim
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The only problem with a shotgun is that you have to be pretty close to actually kill someone, and that's close enough for someone else to notice.
Perhaps the best solution is not killing people?
...Matt was no exception to this. When he stood in the street and noticed his chest started to really hurt again, he made the decision to look down. He screamed like a grown man would scream when that grown man sees a laser burning his chest, and that is like a little girl...
-From Super Naked Moose Man
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Tom Joad
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LOL ROFL BBQ NASA LOL

NOT kill people

pish posh
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Dr. Jim
Jun 20 2006, 12:53 AM
The only problem with a shotgun is that you have to be pretty close to actually kill someone, and that's close enough for someone else to notice.
Perhaps the best solution is not killing people?

Agreed.
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Tom Joad
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But c'mon, Mary Kate and Ashley were on MY tv. And not the grown-up mogul versions, the little Full House versions.
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Give em the good ol' weight gain pills... they will anerxicate themselves
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or you could change from tv station
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a rail gun doesn't fire ice, it has to fire a metal (becuase it uses magnetic force). On the other hand if you used a railgun of fairly big size and power you could instnatly liquify your target 9this is completely possible). No one would even know they are dead just that they are dead and that there is a red pile of slush somehwere.
It's quite simple: knowledge is power.
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I was gonna mention the Mythbusters thing, especially the one with the meat bullet. None of them (or at least what was aired) worked.
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Go ahead and the tell about the mutilation of your pinky. We have until the end of the world to hear it.
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I learned about railguns and they wouldn't work, the impact would be just like an extremely powerful bullet.
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