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Cool way to kill famous people
Topic Started: Jun 18 2006, 05:11 PM (4,690 Views)
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Justedd
Jul 4 2006, 08:17 AM
If you really want to kill one or both of the Olsen twins, then try the artificial stroke.

Essentially, you take a syringe full of air, inject air into the jugular (i think its the jugular) and the air tavels to the brain inducing a severe stroke. I saw this on Law and Order so dont know how much you can trust it.

Only problem is it would be pretty suspicious if both the olsen twins died of stokes, unless the were siamese twins.

Then let's just get Mary-Kate. Ashley will collapse under anorexia soon enough.
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Jun 19 2006, 01:41 AM
Alas, any physical object is going to end up hitting the body and expanding as it hits because of the sudden drop in speed.
A solution would be to take even an ordinary bullet and fire it with enough force that the impact with a body doesn't slow it down. I don't know if this can be done.
Another solution is the rail gun, a gun that fires a frozen shard of [something] (mercury, ice, ect) through an enemy, but once again at a very fast speed.

The solution depends entirely on speed, though.

Your best bet is to bump into them or strike them and break the skin with something like a needle with some sort of poison on it.

Uranium bullets don't expand at contact. That could be your solution.
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who said you need a high speed impact just fast enough to go into the throught. Why not just use a good sling shot and a shard of ice? If would almost look like a bullet hole and the ice would melt. No D.N.A. as long as u pick it up with the slingshot. Even if you don't only a little D.N.A. would show up.

You could also tell bush they have W.M.D.S then that will take care of it.
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justinianthelast
Jul 28 2006, 07:01 AM
You could also tell bush they have W.M.D.S then that will take care of it.

haha, that is a great stategy. I like it.
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justinianthelast
Jul 28 2006, 07:01 AM
who said you need a high speed impact just fast enough to go into the throught. Why not just use a good sling shot and a shard of ice? If would almost look like a bullet hole and the ice would melt. No D.N.A. as long as u pick it up with the slingshot. Even if you don't only a little D.N.A. would show up.

You could also tell bush they have W.M.D.S then that will take care of it.

There is no way you can make a sling shot wound look like a gun shot. The sling shot wound would not have an exit wound for one thing. And another, if you can kill people with ice and sling shots you should be in the olympics. At least an ice sling-shot war would be cooler than hockey.
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justinianthelast
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who said you need a high speed impact just fast enough to go into the throught. Why not just use a good sling shot and a shard of ice? If would almost look like a bullet hole and the ice would melt.  No D.N.A. as long as u pick it up with the slingshot. Even if you don't only a  little D.N.A. would show up.

You could also tell bush they have W.M.D.S then that will take care of it.

There is no way you can make a sling shot wound look like a gun shot. The sling shot wound would not have an exit wound for one thing. And another, if you can kill people with ice and sling shots you should be in the olympics. At least an ice sling-shot war would be cooler than hockey.

A sling shot can go 50-60 pounds of presure " i know its spelled wrong". Its an iceical woh cares if it goes though it melts no dna. Do like on southpark it was sme philipino guy.
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Jul 28 2006, 02:18 PM
justinianthelast
Jul 28 2006, 07:01 AM
who said you need a high speed impact just fast enough to go into the throught. Why not just use a good sling shot and a shard of ice? If would almost look like a bullet hole and the ice would melt.  No D.N.A. as long as u pick it up with the slingshot. Even if you don't only a  little D.N.A. would show up.

You could also tell bush they have W.M.D.S then that will take care of it.

There is no way you can make a sling shot wound look like a gun shot. The sling shot wound would not have an exit wound for one thing. And another, if you can kill people with ice and sling shots you should be in the olympics. At least an ice sling-shot war would be cooler than hockey.

A sling shot can go 50-60 pounds of presure " i know its spelled wrong". Its an iceical woh cares if it goes though it melts no dna. Do like on southpark it was sme philipino guy.

I'm just saying the hole would never look like a gunshot wound. Bullets have an unbelievable amount of force behind them. It could be deadly though.
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Jul 28 2006, 05:11 AM
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Jun 19 2006, 01:41 AM

Your best bet is to bump into them or strike them and break the skin with something like a needle with some sort of poison on it.


The best way to do this w/ virtually no evidence is get a small syringe, full of air and inject it into them throught their armpit. The hole is virtually undetectable by a coroner, because they rarely look at the armpit. Also the death LOOKS like a couple of different things, Heart Failure, or Drug Overdose, or Heart failure due to excessive drug use. It all depends on how the Coroner views the circumstances in which they died. If it was done at a party, then the Coroner would probably assume heart failure due to excessive drug abuse. Problem solved, dead and dead, meanwhile you're sippin' Margarita's on the Beach. :lol:
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Jun 20 2006, 12:53 AM
The only problem with a shotgun is that you have to be pretty close to actually kill someone, and that's close enough for someone else to notice.
Perhaps the best solution is not killing people?

Unless you use a slug or a flechette round O.o...

A syringe full of air does the trick pretty well, but uses close contact...

[EDIT] DAMN it, someone beat me to it <_<...

[EDIT][EDIT] DAMN it, according to a doctor, a syringe full of air wouldn't do you in, as the average syringe can't hold enough air to cause an air embolism...
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I thought a syringe full of air could be detected?
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Sep 10 2006, 04:09 AM
I thought a syringe full of air could be detected?

Yeah, but according to my edit, a syringe full of air wouldn't be enough to be fatal...unless you used a really big syringe...and yes, needle holes in the flesh are surprisingly often discovered during autopsy...
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Thanks for clearing that up.
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NeoAegis
Sep 10 2006, 04:09 AM
I thought a syringe full of air could be detected?

Yeah, but according to my edit, a syringe full of air wouldn't be enough to be fatal...unless you used a really big syringe...and yes, needle holes in the flesh are surprisingly often discovered during autopsy...

One in the armpit is virtually undetectable. Coroner's usually aren't THAT thourough when they think they already know cause of death.


And I thought we were talking about the Olsen Twins, in which case your average syringe could certainly hold enough air to down one of those girls...Not to mention you could probably stab them to death with one as well... :rolleyes:
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You all sound suspiciously like you know EXACTLY what you're doing.

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Also, though it might not be practical, wait untill they are in their helicopter over a deserted stretch of land and detonate a EMP. It will be UNDETECTABLE!!(bwahahaha!) unless you want it knon in which case do it over New York.
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