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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 18 2006, 05:11 PM (4,687 Views) | |
| Killer Bee | Nov 3 2006, 06:12 PM Post #76 |
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So much the better! Take them for a ride in a car, get up to around 70 or 80 mph roll your windows down and watch the Olsen Twins turn to a fine powder. Afterwords, stop at a carwash and vacuum thier remains off the seats and be on your way. Perfect crime. And no need to worry about someone discovering two unmarked graves. It's as good as cremation, without the heat. |
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| Tom Joad | Nov 3 2006, 11:06 PM Post #77 |
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Gap tooth so my dick's got to fit.
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You can easily fir them both in one standard sized grave. |
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| pie is delicious | Nov 6 2006, 03:30 AM Post #78 |
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Earth Ending Impacter
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Are you kidding? A larg trunk filled with rocks and (ahem some extra luggage), a dark night aboard an cruise in the middle of the ocean, and you won't hear of that particular"package" again. |
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| Killer Bee | Nov 7 2006, 03:00 PM Post #79 |
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I like your idea, but I got one similar to it. Instead of paying for an ocean cruise just go out and rent a boat for the weekend and take a midnight fishing cruise in the Atlantic. The fun part of this trip is using the Olsen Twins as shark trolling bait. Thats right, just slip a large hook through which ever one is closest neck and there you go, a perfect teaser for the Great White. Hopefully, it doesn't just come up and steal the bait so you have time to pull Mary-Kate out of the water and count her missing limbs from time to time. And if the sharks decide that the Olsens are just not enough food to fool with, look for a school of jellyfish to drag them through. Might as well have some fun watching thier bodies skip on top and through the water after the jellyfish also. Then ,if they're not dead, just simply get as far as possible away from the shoreline and tie the two extra anchors you've conveniently stashed aboard your boat to thier ankles and give them a push overboard. |
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| piercehawkeye45 | Nov 7 2006, 03:34 PM Post #80 |
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Franklin Pierce
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How funny would it be if the Olson Twins somehow saw this? |
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Dropped the atomic bomb let them know that it's real Speak soft with a big stick do what I say or be killed I'm America! I have found the enemy and he is us. | |
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| Killer Bee | Nov 7 2006, 03:50 PM Post #81 |
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Hilarious!!!!! :lol: What's even more funny is the fact they wouldn't know exactly who is posting this. It could just be some random lunatic or it could be someone who is close to them like a bodyguard or something. Although, as hated as the former cast from Full House is they all probably jump when hearing a bump in the night. |
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| useyourillusion | Dec 11 2006, 01:13 AM Post #82 |
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Disgraced Dictator
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I hope they have read this! I know that if I was famous I would definatly search google for "I hate" and "I want to kill", ending with my name of course
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| ghahn | Dec 11 2006, 08:16 PM Post #83 |
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Struggling Scientist
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Well since H2O is polar it could be magnitized if it was frozen with an electric field (not electric current) running through it. The result would be a piece of ice that could be shot in a similar fashion to how they made that frog leviate at MIT, with a huge current. Another idea why not just use a plunger? Oh yeah with the magnectic field liquification, electromagnetic waves can't cause liquification only enervation (it feels like burning), however compression waves can, it's called resonant frequency. Resonant frequency makes you atoms vibrate faster by means of harmonics (like when you blow across the top of a bottle and it makes a sound) without charing your cells into simplified carbon and calcium salts. |
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| Mister Sinister | Dec 15 2006, 06:18 PM Post #84 |
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Delusional Granduerist
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When I was coming along and they were like 2, Everyone kept telling me how hot they were gonna be. I was all, "WHAT!". Then when they were about to turn eighteen, everyone was soo horny for them it was ridiculous. Hey, horny dude, when girls are seventeen and unnattractive, on their eighteenth birthday, they won't suddenly turn into hotties! Why are most guys predisopsed to calling twins HOT based soley on their twin status? Now they loook like a couple of fucking Nosferatu! |
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| piercehawkeye45 | Dec 15 2006, 06:22 PM Post #85 |
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Franklin Pierce
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The Lindsey Lohan craze was the worse. She was never even decently good looking. |
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Dropped the atomic bomb let them know that it's real Speak soft with a big stick do what I say or be killed I'm America! I have found the enemy and he is us. | |
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| Killer Bee | Dec 15 2006, 07:04 PM Post #86 |
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I think that the Cindy Crawford craze was even worse than Lohan. I have and will never think of Crawford as"hot" or even pretty. Julia Roberts has potential if her mouth wasn't stretched out 3x bigger than normal. But, Paris Hilton should be moved to the top of the "to be killed" list immediatley. When she is gagging herself after eating to throw everything back up, someone should hand her a lawn dart to help her out. Actually, someone should just gag her with a lawn dart. |
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| NeoAegis | Dec 15 2006, 09:14 PM Post #87 |
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Israel thug life
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Agreed wholeheartedly. Exit Mundians apparently despise many celebrities. |
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| Mister Sinister | Dec 15 2006, 09:45 PM Post #88 |
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Delusional Granduerist
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Exit Mundians...It has a nice ring. |
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| Tom Joad | Dec 15 2006, 10:15 PM Post #89 |
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Gap tooth so my dick's got to fit.
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Before she dyed her hair and lost all the weight she was hot. I take them all natural. |
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| Killer Bee | Dec 18 2006, 05:57 PM Post #90 |
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You mean you don't like the ones who think having the skin tone of a Barbie doll is hot? I do believe that Pam Anderson has a plug somewhere on her body so you can pull it to deflate her for easy storage. Hell, she probably comes with a carrying case so you can take her on airplanes. I wonder if mothballs are used while she's deflated hanging in the closet to keep mildew away. |
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