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Cool way to kill famous people
Topic Started: Jun 18 2006, 05:11 PM (4,687 Views)
Killer Bee
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Necronomicon
Nov 3 2006, 05:49 PM
Are you kidding me?  They'd crumble into dust and blow away on the wind.

So much the better! Take them for a ride in a car, get up to around 70 or 80 mph roll your windows down and watch the Olsen Twins turn to a fine powder. Afterwords, stop at a carwash and vacuum thier remains off the seats and be on your way. Perfect crime. And no need to worry about someone discovering two unmarked graves. It's as good as cremation, without the heat.
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Killer Bee
Nov 3 2006, 02:56 PM
Of course after digging Bob's grave two more need to be dug for the upcomming death of Mary-Kate and Ashley.

You can easily fir them both in one standard sized grave.
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Are you kidding? A larg trunk filled with rocks and (ahem some extra luggage), a dark night aboard an cruise in the middle of the ocean, and you won't hear of that particular"package" again.
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Nov 6 2006, 03:30 AM
Are you kidding? A larg trunk filled with rocks and (ahem some extra luggage), a dark night aboard an cruise in the middle of the ocean, and you won't hear of that particular"package" again.

I like your idea, but I got one similar to it. Instead of paying for an ocean cruise just go out and rent a boat for the weekend and take a midnight fishing cruise in the Atlantic. The fun part of this trip is using the Olsen Twins as shark trolling bait. Thats right, just slip a large hook through which ever one is closest neck and there you go, a perfect teaser for the Great White. Hopefully, it doesn't just come up and steal the bait so you have time to pull Mary-Kate out of the water and count her missing limbs from time to time. And if the sharks decide that the Olsens are just not enough food to fool with, look for a school of jellyfish to drag them through. Might as well have some fun watching thier bodies skip on top and through the water after the jellyfish also. Then ,if they're not dead, just simply get as far as possible away from the shoreline and tie the two extra anchors you've conveniently stashed aboard your boat to thier ankles and give them a push overboard.
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How funny would it be if the Olson Twins somehow saw this?
Dropped the atomic bomb let them know that it's real
Speak soft with a big stick do what I say or be killed
I'm America!

I have found the enemy and he is us.
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piercehawkeye45
Nov 7 2006, 03:34 PM
How funny would it be if the Olson Twins somehow saw this?

Hilarious!!!!! :lol: What's even more funny is the fact they wouldn't know exactly who is posting this. It could just be some random lunatic or it could be someone who is close to them like a bodyguard or something. Although, as hated as the former cast from Full House is they all probably jump when hearing a bump in the night.
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I hope they have read this!

I know that if I was famous I would definatly search google for "I hate" and "I want to kill", ending with my name of course :P
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Jun 25 2006, 04:55 PM
a rail gun doesn't fire ice, it has to fire a metal (becuase it uses magnetic force). On the other hand if you used a railgun of fairly big size and power you could instnatly liquify your target 9this is completely possible). No one would even know they are dead just that they are dead and that there is a red pile of slush somehwere.

Well since H2O is polar it could be magnitized if it was frozen with an electric field (not electric current) running through it. The result would be a piece of ice that could be shot in a similar fashion to how they made that frog leviate at MIT, with a huge current. Another idea why not just use a plunger?

Oh yeah with the magnectic field liquification, electromagnetic waves can't cause liquification only enervation (it feels like burning), however compression waves can, it's called resonant frequency. Resonant frequency makes you atoms vibrate faster by means of harmonics (like when you blow across the top of a bottle and it makes a sound) without charing your cells into simplified carbon and calcium salts.
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piercehawkeye45
Nov 7 2006, 03:34 PM
How funny would it be if the Olson Twins somehow saw this?

When I was coming along and they were like 2, Everyone kept telling me how hot they were gonna be. I was all, "WHAT!". Then when they were about to turn eighteen, everyone was soo horny for them it was ridiculous. Hey, horny dude, when girls are seventeen and unnattractive, on their eighteenth birthday, they won't suddenly turn into hotties! Why are most guys predisopsed to calling twins HOT based soley on their twin status? Now they loook like a couple of fucking Nosferatu!
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The Lindsey Lohan craze was the worse. She was never even decently good looking.
Dropped the atomic bomb let them know that it's real
Speak soft with a big stick do what I say or be killed
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I have found the enemy and he is us.
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Dec 15 2006, 06:22 PM
The Lindsey Lohan craze was the worse. She was never even decently good looking.

I think that the Cindy Crawford craze was even worse than Lohan. I have and will never think of Crawford as"hot" or even pretty. Julia Roberts has potential if her mouth wasn't stretched out 3x bigger than normal. But, Paris Hilton should be moved to the top of the "to be killed" list immediatley. When she is gagging herself after eating to throw everything back up, someone should hand her a lawn dart to help her out. Actually, someone should just gag her with a lawn dart.
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Killer Bee
Dec 15 2006, 02:04 PM
But, Paris Hilton should be moved to the top of the  "to be killed" list immediatley.  When she is gagging herself after eating to throw everything back up, someone should hand her a lawn dart to help her out.  Actually, someone should just gag her with a lawn dart.

Agreed wholeheartedly.


Exit Mundians apparently despise many celebrities.
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Exit Mundians...It has a nice ring.
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piercehawkeye45
Dec 15 2006, 12:22 PM
The Lindsey Lohan craze was the worse. She was never even decently good looking.

Before she dyed her hair and lost all the weight she was hot. I take them all natural.
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Dec 15 2006, 10:15 PM
piercehawkeye45
Dec 15 2006, 12:22 PM
The Lindsey Lohan craze was the worse. She was never even decently good looking.

Before she dyed her hair and lost all the weight she was hot. I take them all natural.

You mean you don't like the ones who think having the skin tone of a Barbie doll is hot? I do believe that Pam Anderson has a plug somewhere on her body so you can pull it to deflate her for easy storage. Hell, she probably comes with a carrying case so you can take her on airplanes. I wonder if mothballs are used while she's deflated hanging in the closet to keep mildew away.
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