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Cool way to kill famous people
Topic Started: Jun 18 2006, 05:11 PM (4,685 Views)
agafaba
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well... he can rap... just not well, hell i can sing but all it will do is scare people away
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Same for me.

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98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this into your sig.
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Start quoting Ezekiel, and then pop a cap in his ass.
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HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS SWEET WEBSITE CALLED FOUR CHAN DOT ORG?
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I love the book of Ezekiel. Has a lot of cool verses.

Ezekiel 23:21
...and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions.


BIBLICAL DEATH PENALTY: (part 36) KILL THOSE WITHOUT THE MARK - Ezekiel 9:5-7 (NLT)
"Then I heard the LORD say to the other men, "Follow him through the city and kill everyone whose forehead is not marked. Show no mercy; have no pity! Kill them all – old and young, girls and women and little children. But do not touch anyone with the mark.
Begin your task right here at the Temple." So they began by killing the seventy leaders. "Defile the Temple!" the LORD commanded. "Fill its courtyards with the bodies of those you kill! Go!" So they went throughout the city and did as they were told."


I love the Bible. Full of hypocrisy love
Wine in hand, in the other, Quran,
Both halal I do and haram,
In this incomplete world of a sham,
Neither Pagan I am, nor Musselman!


Omar Khayyam

Come, come, whoever you are,
Wanderer, idolater, worshipper of fire,
Come even though you have broken your vows a thousand times,
Come, and come yet again.
Ours is not a caravan of despair


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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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NeoAegis
Feb 19 2007, 03:20 PM
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

That's not an accurate quote for Ezekiel 25:17

And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I [am] the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

I like Julius' version better...someone always got killed..except pumpkin, he got to live.
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Feb 20 2007, 12:20 PM
That's not an accurate quote for Ezekiel 25:17

I just ripped it off of some Wiki page. :mellow:
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Pulp Fiction f*cking rocks.
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Feb 20 2007, 03:57 PM
Pulp Fiction f*cking rocks.

I hear that!
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I know a nice way of killing somebody and getting away of it, but secretly killing somebody..?

Hm..

I woulldd..
Oh, god. I would probably use a hollow-tipped bullet and a .22
rifle. They are pretty damn quiet, even when not silenced, they pack a nice
secretive punch (people have been shot and not known it),
and the hollow tip is a perfect bullet. Cruel and stealthy.
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How to kill just about anyone. Just don't kill me.

Step 1): Make your own gun. You can do this fairly easily, and with a bit of know how.

Step 2): Make your own bullets. This is actually harder than making the gun. Buy small amounts from all around until you have what you need.

Note: If you cannot do step 1 and 2, then steal one. If you can't steal one, then buy one from a street dealer. Its a bit less traceable. Getting rid of a gun is incredibly hard, and the best way to do so is to melt it down. I'll leave that up to your imagination.

Step 3): Study the subject. Know their routes. Each subject has a routine they do, use this to your advantage. A subject on a specific routine does such a routine, because they feel safe doing it. Henceforth, they'll keep doing it. Memorize it, do not risk keeping it written. If you have to write it down, write in code. This includes any types of maps, and routes the target takes.

Step 4):

a. Buy clothing in a discount store. Salvation Army for example. Such clothing isn't as traceable as new clothing. Get an entire set. Keep it casual, anything out of the ordinary will draw attention. Include a common hat, leather gloves, and if possible a good pair of STEEL TOE boots. Make sure to wear all of your clothing underneath other sets of clothing. The over set of clothing could be tied with velcro, so as to be able to take it off, and get into your killing set. Note, underneath your killing set of clothing should be the clothing you change into after the kill.


b. Shave off all hair from your body prior. All of it. Also, with a hard scrub brush, rinse off any excess skin. Buy a discount wig if possible with the same hair color as your previous hair (and the same style. Or, you can get a haircut with the same style as the wig that you bought).

c. Buy color contacts, or borrow them. If you can't, then buy cheap shades.

d. Buy any protection required. A cup, bullet proof vest (if possible, if not, wear a leather based jacket to at least protect against slashing attacks), etc. Keep it loose, the greatest protection is mobility.

Step 5) Practice aim at long, and short range. However, short range for now is for the best. Make it a humanoid target, and aim for a killing shot. A certain killing shot is twice in the head area. If that is not possible, then aim for their left side. Study and memorize the human bodies weakest points, and if needed, place a heart indicator on your target. Most targets in shooting ranges have the 'middle' indicator, whereas the heart isn't in the middle at all.

Step 6) The Kill

a.) Nerves- Simply put, now that you are ready, you must steel your nerves. Do not build any emotion. Even anger. Do not feel, and act as if the person you are killing is just another animal. To better steel your nerves, you can go hunting with a friend, killing live game can be associated with this. Make sure to do any hunting at least three months before hand. But ingrain it in your mind.

b.) Transportation- Steal a vehicle if any transportation is needed, or use public transportation. Walking can always be used, IF DONE CORRECTLY. It should be casual, before, during, and after the kill.

c.) A Location- Using the routes you have acquired, pick either a very crowded area, or a very sparse one. Crowded areas mean almost shoulder to shoulder filled with people. A busy mall would be a good example.

d.) Killing Blow- The finale is simple. Go up to that person, aim for a vital spot, and fire. Death is imminent. If you have time, shoot twice in the head, twice in the left side of the chest, and twice in the groin. This, even if not instantly fatal, should quickly put the target into severe shock. Death within minutes, regardless. If in a crowded area, do so within the crowd, and scatter, just as anyone else. Using a silencer isn't recommended in this situation. You want the crowd to scatter, and confusion as well. For long range, a silencer is required, unless in a -very- sparse area.

Step 7) Aftermath , Short term- Discard any evidence in fire, including clothing. Vehicles are a special note here; rent out a garage under a false name, in cash, and never pick up the vehicle again, or drive it into an ocean with the windows rolled down. Discard it reliably. The fire must be incredibly hot, the ashes discarded in a natural way. Continue on with your life, paying attention to the news until the case has gone cold. Note any cars in the area that aren't normally there. After the case has gone cold, you can relax.

Step 8) Aftermath, Long Term- You'll want to move out of the state after a years time, perhaps more or less, depending. Do not move out to soon. Leaving the country is also worthwhile.

A few things to remember...
Killing someone doesn't have a statue of limitations
Guilt can get the better of you
The more media there is on a target, before, during, and after, the harder its going to be for you
This is not recommended, and I suggest that you don't take my advice
Not many people miss a whore. A lot of people miss a star.
I don't take any responsibility from any of you guys following this.

-Taslan



"Who was the most beautiful Seraph in Heaven?"
And I reply, "Seraph Michael?"
"No."
And I reply, "Seraph Samael?"
"No."
And I reply in finality; "Then surely, Seraph Seraphiel."
"No.
The most beautiful Angel in Heaven was,
Seraph Lucifer
And as He fell, His feathers departed
Thusly, were the Souls of man and woman
Tis the reason why He wishes so desperately for
His Lost Feathers... His Wings...
To fly
Back Home."
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A few things to remember...
Killing someone doesn't have a statue of limitations
Guilt can get the better of you
The more media there is on a target, before, during, and after, the harder its going to be for you
This is not recommended, and I suggest that you don't take my advice
Not many people miss a whore. A lot of people miss a star.
I don't take any responsibility from any of you guys following this.


Fair enough. But do you honestly think any one here would actually follow through and kill the Olsen Twins? Although it would be an act I would support, but seriously. It's called fantasy.....nothing more, nothing less.
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I agree with shaving the body hair but shaving your head is unnecessary and will attract attention. You should get a hair cut, shower, make sure all the loose hair is gone and then wear a hat.

For transportation, stealing a car could get you in trouble before the kill and shouldn't be done unless you are skilled. I personally think foot or a bike would be the best.
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Mar 30 2007, 11:50 AM
I personally think foot or a bike would be the best.

No Segways.



If you escape in a Segway, you should be shot on principle.
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NeoAegis
Mar 30 2007, 08:25 PM
piercehawkeye45
Mar 30 2007, 11:50 AM
I personally think foot or a bike would be the best.

No Segways.



If you escape in a Segway, you should be shot on principle.

But who would suspect the guy on the segway!!! It would almost completely remove you from any suspect list right away.

guy 1 "think it could be him?"
guy 2 "the guy on the segway? Only really sad people ride those and they dont kill people, hire a hitman MAYBE but not kill someone"
guy 1 "ya you are right..."
*segway killer escapes*
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