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Terrorist attack busted; Go Britian!
Topic Started: Aug 10 2006, 03:53 PM (687 Views)
miller
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My sister had to fly out of Boston the day after the attempt, they totally yoinked 7 of her lipsticks, I found it funny.
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I woman on a plane recently had an anxiety attack due to claustrophobia on a plane and because of what happened, they had to call in fighter jets to escort the passenger plane to it's destination.

I understand the paranoia due to recent attempted terror attacks, but Jesus Christ.

Claustrophobia or Terrorist?
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You can never be to careful..unless you go trigger happy in a middle eastern country searching for WMDs'.
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Chris Larkin
Aug 17 2006, 03:49 AM
Right... I'm up for a War on Amusement tomorrow, then we can have a War On Righteous Indignation next week, and we'll finish off with a War On Nostalgia after that. Anyone with me?

I'm with you SAH!
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The solution:

Empty out planes, take the seats out. Every row consisting of three seats will be reduced to two, and the area that was formerly taken up by the third seat will be used to set up a stall. You have one on the right, one on the left, and two in the middle with doors on the stalls.
Stall size depends on class, and each stall will have a small screen for viewing the movie.

Everyone must now board the plane naked after having their doohiggies Xray-ed to make sure there aren't knives up there.
...Matt was no exception to this. When he stood in the street and noticed his chest started to really hurt again, he made the decision to look down. He screamed like a grown man would scream when that grown man sees a laser burning his chest, and that is like a little girl...
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Dr. Jim
Aug 17 2006, 01:42 AM
The solution:

Empty out planes, take the seats out. Every row consisting of three seats will be reduced to two, and the area that was formerly taken up by the third seat will be used to set up a stall. You have one on the right, one on the left, and two in the middle with doors on the stalls.
Stall size depends on class, and each stall will have a small screen for viewing the movie.

Everyone must now board the plane naked after having their doohiggies Xray-ed to make sure there aren't knives up there.

Why bother with stalls? I say we lay them all out naked on the floor, so the guard assigned to each person can see them really well. The plane will then drive everyone to their destination because they can no longer afford the fuel they need to fly.
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Aug 16 2006, 08:12 PM
Why bother with stalls? I say we lay them all out naked on the floor

sounds like the plot of a fantastic porno... Sluts on a Plane, they'll call it... "I can't get enough of the motherfuckin' sluts on this motherfuckin' plane!"
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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That just got you my vote for Funniest once again, good sir.
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you get my vote as well
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damn straight
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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All hail Darth Stumpy. :D
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Has anyone seen that Snakes On A Plane film, with (I think) Samuel L. Jackson?

It looks awful, but it could get kinky if you're in to animal porn, with Kleptonis' proposals.

Erm... we probably ought to get back on topic now.
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Aug 17 2006, 11:57 AM
Has anyone seen that Snakes On A Plane film, with (I think) Samuel L. Jackson?

it comes out this friday, i'd go see it if i didn't live way out in the harsh, unforgiving, canadian wilderness...

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It looks awful

that's the point... it's going to be cheesey as hell, which will make it awesome, like evil dead...
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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Aug 17 2006, 07:54 PM

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It looks awful

that's the point... it's going to be cheesey as hell, which will make it awesome, like evil dead...

That's exactly why i saw it. The movie was very entertaining. Samuel L. Jackson definatley kicked some snake ass.
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