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Parodies; Make your own
Topic Started: Aug 10 2006, 09:55 PM (601 Views)
Flamingo
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Write your own parodies of songs like Weird Al Yankovich does and post them here!
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a friend of mine does this with harry potter themed songs, and then i hit her...
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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A parody i worte about the new Paris Hilton song, since i am so sick of her. The real song is the first one and the parody is the second one.


Paris Hilton
Stars Are Blind

I don't mind spending some time
Just hanging here with you
Cuz I don't find too many guys
That treat me like you do
Those other guys all wanna take me for a ride
But when I walk their talk is suicide
Some people never get beyond their stupid pride
But you can see the real me inside
And I'm satisfied, oh no, ohh

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine

I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Baby i'm perfect for you

My love, ohh oh

I could be your confidante
Just one of your girlfriends
But I know that love's what you want
If tomorrow the world ends
Why shouldn't we be with the one we really love?
Now tell me who have you been dreaming of
At night at home? oh no, ohh

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine

I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Baby i'm perfect for you

Excuse me for feeling
This moment is critical
Might be me feeling
It could get physical, oh no, no no

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine

I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Let's see what this love can do
Baby I'm perfect for you

Baby I'm perfect for you

Even though the gods are crazy

Even though the stars are blind

Even though the gods are crazy

Even though the stars are blind

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Sluty Celebrity


I don’t mind, being sluty all the time
Just being a whore with you
Cuz I am a b****, so totally rich
I’m always on the headline
Crashing into cars, I’m out of my mind
As sluty as I am, it should be a crime
I already looked this way when I was nine
I am dirty most of the time.
I show this rear of mine, ohhhhh

Even though people are sick of me
I’m still on cable t.v.
How I’m a sluty celebrity
All I care about is the mon-oney

I can make you insane
As I sing my song so lame
Got a dog, dressed like a slut too
In reality, I look like poo-poo.
Yeah, baby, yes I do

Oh slut, ohh oh

I ain’t normal in any way
I’m practically naked just to get some pay
I’m gonna be a whore tomorrow, like I was yesterday
If tomorrow, I learn division
I won’t need police supervision!
I’m a slut, that’s all there is too it.
And baby, I’ll never quit! Oh, ohh, oh

Even though people are sick of me
I’m still on cable t.v.
How I’m a sluty celebrity
All I care about is the mon-oney

My song sucks real hard
Makes me look like a retard.
Look at me do a sluty dance
Oops, just lost my pants!
Baby, tonight I’m on EXTRA
I just might be more plastic than Carmen Electra!

Excuse me for flashing
This moment is slutiful
Might be me drunk
It might get pitiful, oh no, no, no

Even though people are sick of me
I’m still on cable t.v.
How I’m a sluty celebrity
All I care about is the mon-oney

I can’t believe I got a record deal,
Don’t you think I’m hotter than Jessica Biel?
Who needs the Dixie Chicks
When you got me makin’ you sick
Are you still listen’ to Pink?
Man, I’m a dink!

Baby, I can’t think!

Even though people are sick of me

I’m still on cable t.v.

How I’m a sluty celebrity

All I care about is the mon-oney…
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I once changed God Bless The USA (Proud To Be An American) into God Bless The AMF (Proud To Be A Bowler)...

This isn't the whole thing, just what I remember:

If tomorrow all the pins were gone, I'd bowled for all this game.
And I had to start again with just the pins and the lane!
And I'd thank the lucky ball, to be bowling here today.
Cuz the pins still stand for bowling, and they can't take that AWAY!!!!

Cuz I'm proud to be a bowler, where at least I know I can bowl free.
And I won't forget the pins who fell, who gave that strike to me.
And I'll gladly bowl now, beating you!
I attacked them after you left, cuz there ain't no doubt, I love bowling!
God Bless The AMF!

From the lanes of Texas, to the alleys of Maine.
Across the pins Memphis, from lane to shining lane!

...If I knew the rest of the real words I could figure out the rest of the parody. :P
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Magical Gelatin
Aug 12 2006, 12:01 AM
I once changed God Bless The USA (Proud To Be An American) into God Bless The AMF (Proud To Be A Bowler)...

This isn't the whole thing, just what I remember:

If tomorrow all the pins were gone, I'd bowled for all this game.
And I had to start again with just the pins and the lane!
And I'd thank the lucky ball, to be bowling here today.
Cuz the pins still stand for bowling, and they can't take that AWAY!!!!

Cuz I'm proud to be a bowler, where at least I know I can bowl free.
And I won't forget the pins who fell, who gave that strike to me.
And I'll gladly bowl now, beating you!
I attacked them after you left, cuz there ain't no doubt, I love bowling!
God Bless The AMF!

From the lanes of Texas, to the alleys of Maine.
Across the pins Memphis, from lane to shining lane!

...If I knew the rest of the real words I could figure out the rest of the parody. :P

LOL, thats funny.
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I'm not any good at parodying songs but I have heard a few that were. Don't remember who sung the song "Oops, I done it again" but someone changed it to "Oops, I farted again". I heard the whole parody once and it was hilairious.
Do not toy with the future, for it is a devious thing...
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God damn flamingo, your threads suck so much ass

you've even attracted Mufasa
The critics are raving (and bitching):

"God, you rock."-flamingo

"Such a popular member for only 152!"-Magical Gelatin, an admin

"Good God, God, you rock my faith!"-Bigfoot

"I hate you for that, God."-Mister Sinister
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God
Nov 18 2007, 12:22 AM
God damn flamingo, your threads suck so much ass

I guess me and my threads have something alike. :mentally challenged monkey:
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I now give you Dracula quotes taken out of context.


"I sympathise with poor Desdemona when she had such a dangerous stream poured in her ear, even by a black man."

"... and so holding it that the sperm dropped in white patches which congealed as they touched the metal."
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You just made me wanna read Dracula
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Nov 17 2007, 09:22 PM
God damn flamingo, your threads suck so much ass

you've even attracted Mufasa

best revival of 17/11/07
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Dizzarth Stumpy
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why is this gay thread back to haunt us?
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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God hates fags (me) and decided to punish me by reviving this.
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Your face.

Best parody ever.
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Piggy piggy piggy
Can't you see
If you roll over you're gonna squash me.
You're so fat and full of celulite
They had to roll you past the street light.
No seriously, go fuck yourself......
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