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| Dizzarth Stumpy | Aug 22 2006, 10:51 PM Post #16 |
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scientology killed my father, and RAPED my mother...
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STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT. EHRHRHRHRNGGHH LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes. | |
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| Kleptonis | Aug 22 2006, 11:07 PM Post #17 |
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You know, I wish I could just pass of Scientologists as satire, but unfortunately humans can be that dumb. The religion itself sucks too. Sure certain religions cannibalize their savior, or get their advice from a chubby vagabond, but at least their stories have morals. What do we learn from Dianetics? Don't trust alien overlords? |
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| Gopher_dude | Aug 22 2006, 11:21 PM Post #18 |
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Planning World Domination
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quit using my words you apple brocker! |
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| Kleptonis | Aug 22 2006, 11:24 PM Post #19 |
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Which ones are yours? |
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| Altanese | Aug 23 2006, 12:00 AM Post #20 |
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Normally I would talk about how it's just some made up crap by a science-fiction writer and people up and made it into a religion, but Scientology is taking quite the beating here. Seriously, if it were made a thousand or so years ago, people would be defending it and calling the people who point and laugh 'hate-mongers' The only difference with any other religion is that it specifically points out modern day technology instead of pointing to miricles; instead of fire from the heavens, theres bombs. Serious question: Just how many people would point and laugh at scientology if Xenu were instead a demon, the space-ships that look like planes were flaming chariots or metal birds, and the bombs were fireballs (along with other tweaks here and there) ? |
| Deep unspeakable suffering may well be called a baptism, a regeneration, the initiation into a new state. | |
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| piercehawkeye45 | Aug 23 2006, 12:10 AM Post #21 |
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Franklin Pierce
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That is exactly the point. It can be compared to some relgions, but the way they worded it makes it come off totally fake. |
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Dropped the atomic bomb let them know that it's real Speak soft with a big stick do what I say or be killed I'm America! I have found the enemy and he is us. | |
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| 严加华 | Aug 23 2006, 01:08 AM Post #22 |
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He flew around in a DC-8 (as the pilot, I mean). The very plane that is supposedly what the space planes Xenu used in the story of OT-III. He blew all the currency he had in Hollywood to make a movie version of Battlefield Earth, the crappy story penned by his Messiah, L. Ron Hubbard. John Travolta, like Tom Cruise, is a true believer. (I'm an old-school Scientology critic. I'm the other Michael in this story.)
The sad fact about Scientology is that you can prove that it is false. OTIII's "Incident 2" names specific volcanoes that got nuked to destroy all these people 75 million years ago or so. These volcanoes didn't exist 75 million years ago.... You see, Hubbard wrote that crap up before plate tectonics were known. He still had the "wrinkled prune" model of the Earth in his head. Oops. And Hubbard, in History of Man stated among other things that human evolution proceeded through the clam (hence the pejorative use of "clams" to refer to Scientologists) and through Piltdown Man. As the link above states, the excuse they use for the clams bit is that Hubbard was talking about "spiritual evolution" (although the text itself says otherwise). But that still doesn't explain evolution through a being that never existed. Piltdown Man, after all, was fraudulent.... |
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| Gopher_dude | Aug 23 2006, 02:05 AM Post #23 |
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Planning World Domination
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If I said that then you'd use them on purpose! |
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| Tom Joad | Aug 23 2006, 11:39 AM Post #24 |
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Gap tooth so my dick's got to fit.
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I'm sure if we were in Rome 200 AD we would be saying Christianity LOL! |
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| Irockwayhard | Aug 23 2006, 01:55 PM Post #25 |
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Disgraced Dictator
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Ever been approached by scientologists? They hawk, man. A couple of my friends were walking past a scientology center and were pressured (yeah, their fault, they were dumb) into going inside to fill out an "interesting persolaity assesment" - they spent three or four hours in there and were repeatedly asked to buy scientology books and merchandise. There are always people hawking outside of this building. |
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"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein | |
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| Kleptonis | Aug 23 2006, 02:30 PM Post #26 |
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My friend's ex-girlfriend was a scientologist. Whenever I brought up politics she would rant about psychiatrists and how they're brainwashing society. And she was a biter (of flesh, for those of you who need clarification). |
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| Bigfoot | Aug 23 2006, 02:56 PM Post #27 |
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The least shitty of the shittiest.
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:lol: That is what I looked like when I read that page of crap!!! Now everyone is making fun of sciencetology "Tom Crusie won't come out of the closet!" Stumpy, you got that from Family Guy about the killing and raping. |
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| Flamingo | Aug 23 2006, 04:21 PM Post #28 |
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Penis goes in here
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I just watched that famous South Park episode on Youtube. It's hilarious. |
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| Tech Junkie | Aug 25 2006, 12:15 AM Post #29 |
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Styx Ferryman
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I would! Pick me! Especially given that it was clearly a moneymaking scam that outlived the guy whom devised it. I'd go on, but my fingers are a bit tired of typing. I will say that the only thing they have even remoely right is a disdain for psychology, and they even mess that up with their brainwashing substute for said "science". |
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| Chris Larkin | Aug 25 2006, 06:51 PM Post #30 |
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Planning World Domination
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I still am. So... Which money making pseudo-religion has the better celebrities? 1) Scientology (Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, John Travolta, Chaka Khan, Juliette Lewis, Lisa Marie Presley) 2) Kaballah (Madonna, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Britney Spears, Mick Jagger, Anthony Kiedis, Lindsay Lohan) Place your bets now. PS - Stumpy, Cinnamon Grahams FTW! |
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