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Canidates; Who in '08?
Topic Started: Aug 23 2006, 04:25 PM (488 Views)
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Magister Ludicrous
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Comrade Jim
Aug 24 2006, 09:40 PM
#Backhands#

Grand Theft Auto, you degenerate- the only GTA worth talking about.

I hate Grand Theft Auto too. I mean it takes a certain kind of dick to mess with a dude's car! Anybody stole my car they wouldn't be worrying about the cops, let me tell you that....
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Dizzarth Stumpy
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Aug 24 2006, 05:00 PM
it takes a certain kind of dick to mess with a dude's car!

"Still got your Malibu?"
"Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?"
"What?"
"Fucking keyed it."
"Oh, man, that's fucked up."
"Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it."
"They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution."
"Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it."
"What a fucker!"
"What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't f*ck with another man's vehicle."
"You don't do it."
"It's just against the rules. "
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
EHRHRHRHRNGGHH
LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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Irockwayhard
Aug 23 2006, 03:40 PM
(please Tech Junkie, I know you're out there somewhere, don't give me the same crap you gave me last time)

Wow. I was bad enough to evoke that sort of reaction?

*sigh* I guess I'll hole off on a rant againts the 2 major parties, Hillary Clinton, etc.

Let's be straight and to the point: Abandon the 2 big parties. Don't let the "vote Rep or Dem or it doesn't Count" mentality stop you. Find a party that is in line with your views and back it. Trust me, anyone could find a party more in line with their views than the big 2.



Or, barring that, vote Jessie Ventura. Imagine the sheer comedy gold of an ex-wrestler president!

Besides, it's not like the Secret World Government (tm) doesn't run things anyway, with our executive as a figurehead. So does it really matter? :P
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Irockwayhard
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Aug 25 2006, 12:38 PM
Irockwayhard
Aug 23 2006, 03:40 PM
(please Tech Junkie, I know you're out there somewhere, don't give me the same crap you gave me last time)

Wow. I was bad enough to evoke that sort of reaction?


Tongue in cheek...no hard feelings...though I still hate Reagan and (for the forseeable future) bow to the American two-party system.

When the Senate and House pass real campaign finance reform, which they most certainly should, I'll give a vote for a third party a little more respect. 50 years after that, if third parties weild substantial political sway, I'll think about voting for one. Until then, our two-party system is not great. Hell, it's not even good; but it's what we have and, for the meantime, we play by the rules.

If you like third parties and coalition governments, move to continental Europe.
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Don't have that kind of travel budget, amigo. Mine's more like . . . Well, let's say getting to the Galleria for a job interview was a pain.

Sounds like those wacky europeans have the right idea on something :)

After all, The brits gave us the Monster Raving Looney Party, right? ;)
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We have third (and fourth!) parties and coalition governments in Canada, too.
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Aug 25 2006, 11:36 PM
After all, The brits gave us the Monster Raving Looney Party, right? ;)

They even ran Ashburton Town Council for a while, such is their popularity.

We also have the Vote For Yourself Rainbow Dream Ticket, who have the distinguishing feature of fielding the candidate in a general election with the lowest number of votes - 1 (Catherine Taylor-Dawson, Cardiff North). Ironically, it couldn't have been the candidate who voted for herself, as she wasn't eligible to vote in the constituency she was standing in. Hmm...

Other fantastic political parties in this fine nation:

Church Of The Militant Elvis Party
Fancy Dress Party

And some serious ones:

Communist Party of Britain
Communist Party of Britain (Marxist-Leninist)
Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist-Leninist)

Why do the communists have to keep splintering into ever smaller factions? This is getting daft by now.
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With fifteen cans of spray paint in a chemical swirl.
She's standing in the ashes at the end of the world,
Four winds blowing through her hair.
- Bright Eyes
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