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Islam; Q&A thread about Islam, ask away!
Topic Started: Nov 3 2006, 09:25 PM (6,356 Views)
Dr. Jim
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If the three monotheistic religions all got into a big fight, who would win?
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Judaism does'nt have many followers compared to Christianity and Islam so wouldn't win.
Christianity has more followers (2 billion), encompasses the world's richest nations and is the most widespread but is heavily divided
Islam is half as numerous as Christianity (1 billion) but growing rapidly and has followers more devoted than many of Christianites.

But atheism wins anyway
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Christianity has many different branches or denominations such as methodist, nazerine, baptist, catholic and so on. Excluding the fundamental extremist, what are some branches or denominations of Islam?
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In the month of Ramadan (sorry if I spelled it wrong :unsure: ) do only young men fast or do all people fast? Since I think Ramadan is where boys become men, no?
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Bigfoot
Nov 6 2006, 04:08 PM
In the month of Ramadan (sorry if I spelled it wrong :unsure: ) do only young men fast or do all people fast? Since I think Ramadan is where boys become men, no?

Isn't that a Batmitzvah?
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I think the Jews might win. They've been through a whole lot worse than the other two combined (most of the time inflicted by them). They're also very peaceful, mindful of themselves, and don't really have extremists. Not to mention they are the oldest.
...Matt was no exception to this. When he stood in the street and noticed his chest started to really hurt again, he made the decision to look down. He screamed like a grown man would scream when that grown man sees a laser burning his chest, and that is like a little girl...
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Nov 6 2006, 05:08 PM
Bigfoot
Nov 6 2006, 04:08 PM
In the month of Ramadan (sorry if I spelled it wrong  :unsure: ) do only young men fast or do all people fast? Since I think Ramadan is where boys become men, no?

Isn't that a Batmitzvah?

That's Judaism.
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Bigfoot, everybody fasts, boys don't become men, silly. The point of fasting is to learn to abstain. Of course you don't have to fast if you're really tired or sick etc....

Killer B, the only branch that I can say is substantial other than Sunni is Shi'ite, if there are any others probably no-one has heard of them. One of the main differences of the two branches, other than interpretation of the Qu'ran, is the authenticity of Hadiths ( sayings by the prophet which are meant to help people understand the Holy Book better), some view certain Hadiths as correct and others as wrong and others vice versa. Of course the most sure fire to determine authenticity of Hadiths is to compare with the Qu'ran and see if they correspond, because while Hadiths may have been invented and contorted over the years, it has been effing hard if not damn-right impossible to change the Qu'ran. And they also have some differing traditons, such as the fact that they start Ramadan one day after us. So we're not likely at all to suffer the same fate as Christians. :P ( no offense to any out there).

And concerning the big fight, I'm vouching for Islam ( 'cause we kick ass, man!), but we wouldn't go in delibarately ( or at least not allowed to), we can fight in self-defense only ( again, that's according to rule, but we all know about my pal Osama, don't we?). :P

Jim, what events might you be talking about in terms of us inflicting chaos on Jews?
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Blackrider, thanks for the response. Honestly, I never knew the differences between the Sunni and Shi'ite outside of some political differences. It's cool to learn new things about different cultures.
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The most recent would be all that violence in and around Isreal, but they take part in that too I believe. There was also World War II when several Islamic nations took part in the Nazi's policies in exchange for being deemed "honorary Aryans". Then there is that whole "Dome of the Rock" issue everyone is still complaining about.
...Matt was no exception to this. When he stood in the street and noticed his chest started to really hurt again, he made the decision to look down. He screamed like a grown man would scream when that grown man sees a laser burning his chest, and that is like a little girl...
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Blackrider5
Nov 7 2006, 04:13 PM
Bigfoot, everybody fasts, boys don't become men, silly. The point of fasting is to learn to abstain. Of course you don't have to fast if you're really tired or sick etc....



Thanks for clearing that up Blackrider! :D
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O.k., so there is always something in every religon that annoys someone. What in your religon annoys you Blackrider? And to not make this question so down, what's your favorite holiday?
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Actyually, nothing really annoys me about my religion, what used to annoy me is the fact that I can't date anyone, but I've gotten over it. My favourite time of year is most definitely Ramadan ( though only the Eids are 'official' holidays, so it's not a holiday), it's just such a special time of year, I actually miss it a little. Of course I do get free cash in Eid ( tradition), I think it would be around two-hundred to three hundred dollars ( 1000 Qatari riyals). :D
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Why don't you get to date anyone? Are you still with arranged marriages or do you have to be a certain age because I thought women are allowed to go outside and all of that in your country?
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