Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to Exit Mundi Forums. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
Anyone else want to be...murdered?
Topic Started: Dec 24 2006, 06:16 AM (2,962 Views)
pie is delicious
Member Avatar
Earth Ending Impacter
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
One day Pie Is Delicious is working in his labratory when suddenly "Fshweeeeem" a black hole opens up and I dissapear into some freaky alternate dimension. I hopefuly take out several city blocks. I am forever remembered as "That guy who made half of downtown Denver a freaky landscape of nightmarish horrors from beyond space and time". I also expect a mention in every physics book written after that. Hopefuly I get a picture beside that, hopefuly it is a good picture and not one taken when I have a stupid expression on my face as I prepare to sneeze.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
piercehawkeye45
Member Avatar
Franklin Pierce
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
I think Pie is Delicious and Gopher_dude is the same person.
Dropped the atomic bomb let them know that it's real
Speak soft with a big stick do what I say or be killed
I'm America!

I have found the enemy and he is us.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Gopher_dude
Member Avatar
Planning World Domination
[ *  *  *  * ]
piercehawkeye45
Dec 28 2006, 08:46 PM
I think Pie is Delicious and Gopher_dude is the same person.

That is utterly ridiculas, and not true at all.


Also his death was actualy a good idea let me take a crack at that..

I would want to die battaling the giant catfish god. Yes the giant cat fish god first I would go dive down into the louisian crater full of dinosaurs and giant reptiles and fish men (florida being recently flooded due to global warming and a lack of interest)
I would then proceed to burn the catnip bushes luring the catfish god onto land to eat. After he was high on catnip I would jump from a tree and stab her in the head (the cat fish god is a female cat fish she also shoots thunder out of her mouth and lights fires with her whiskers and turns into a woman at will) killing her and freeing florida from her iron fin.

I would probebly go home and be put into many social studies text books and have a bronze statue of me in every museum worth seeing.

After that I would battle the giant of east british columbia and we would both fall down a gorge and die (like the balrog scene exsept I'm not gandolf and the giant isn't the balrog although he is big) then when they bury my body a giant tree will grow and dominate over the land standing 50ft tall it's roots giving off magical energy that mutates the lands animals into horrible creatures to further torment humanity.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Gri3vous
Member Avatar
Disgraced Dictator
[ *  *  * ]
Gopher_dude
Dec 29 2006, 12:17 AM
piercehawkeye45
Dec 28 2006, 08:46 PM
I think Pie is Delicious and Gopher_dude is the same person.

That is utterly ridiculas, and not true at all.


Also his death was actualy a good idea let me take a crack at that..

I would want to die battaling the giant catfish god. Yes the giant cat fish god first I would go dive down into the louisian crater full of dinosaurs and giant reptiles and fish men (florida being recently flooded due to global warming and a lack of interest)
I would then proceed to burn the catnip bushes luring the catfish god onto land to eat. After he was high on catnip I would jump from a tree and stab her in the head (the cat fish god is a female cat fish she also shoots thunder out of her mouth and lights fires with her whiskers and turns into a woman at will) killing her and freeing florida from her iron fin.

I would probebly go home and be put into many social studies text books and have a bronze statue of me in every museum worth seeing.

After that I would battle the giant of east british columbia and we would both fall down a gorge and die (like the balrog scene exsept I'm not gandolf and the giant isn't the balrog although he is big) then when they bury my body a giant tree will grow and dominate over the land standing 50ft tall it's roots giving off magical energy that mutates the lands animals into horrible creatures to further torment humanity.

You're a master sage Gopher what can't you do?
"philosophy is like scientific masturbation... it's enjoyable, sure, but it can't yield a real, tangible outcome and in the end it's not all that satisfying..."-Darth Stumpy

"I'm going to hell anyways, so might as well enjoy the ride there."-NeoAegis
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
NeoAegis
Member Avatar
Israel thug life
Admin
Ban people. >_>
Posted Image Posted Image
Posted Image
Exit Mundi Post of the Year
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Gri3vous
Member Avatar
Disgraced Dictator
[ *  *  * ]
NeoAegis
Dec 29 2006, 12:23 AM
Ban people. >_>

hahah. True so very true.
"philosophy is like scientific masturbation... it's enjoyable, sure, but it can't yield a real, tangible outcome and in the end it's not all that satisfying..."-Darth Stumpy

"I'm going to hell anyways, so might as well enjoy the ride there."-NeoAegis
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
piercehawkeye45
Member Avatar
Franklin Pierce
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
You never cease to amuse me Gopher. I still don't take back my statement about you and Pie being the same person. :P
Dropped the atomic bomb let them know that it's real
Speak soft with a big stick do what I say or be killed
I'm America!

I have found the enemy and he is us.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
NeoAegis
Member Avatar
Israel thug life
Admin
I do have to say that last post by Pie was awfully Gopher-ish.
Posted Image Posted Image
Posted Image
Exit Mundi Post of the Year
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Killer Bee
Member Avatar

Admin
I don't want to be murdered per say, but if I had my choice I would want to be tore to shreads by an angry animal of some sorts. My uncle owns a wolf hybrid and she's an excellant dog, but I'm always leary of her when I'm doing anything with her. All it would take would be a split decision to turn and to put it mildly, no body would stand a chance to escape her grip. I've always been a fan of nature, so if it would kill me I wouldn't think it was an empty death.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Gri3vous
Member Avatar
Disgraced Dictator
[ *  *  * ]
Killer Bee
Dec 29 2006, 11:24 AM
I don't want to be murdered per say, but if I had my choice I would want to be tore to shreads by an angry animal of some sorts. My uncle owns a wolf hybrid and she's an excellant dog, but I'm always leary of her when I'm doing anything with her. All it would take would be a split decision to turn and to put it mildly, no body would stand a chance to escape her grip. I've always been a fan of nature, so if it would kill me I wouldn't think it was an empty death.

Wow being ripped apart by an animal, sounds painfull, I don't know how I wan to die yet.
"philosophy is like scientific masturbation... it's enjoyable, sure, but it can't yield a real, tangible outcome and in the end it's not all that satisfying..."-Darth Stumpy

"I'm going to hell anyways, so might as well enjoy the ride there."-NeoAegis
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Dr. Jim
Member Avatar
Nihil estis, Omnes sum
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
There are only twothings which can kill me: Myself or my son.
...Matt was no exception to this. When he stood in the street and noticed his chest started to really hurt again, he made the decision to look down. He screamed like a grown man would scream when that grown man sees a laser burning his chest, and that is like a little girl...
-From Super Naked Moose Man
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Gri3vous
Member Avatar
Disgraced Dictator
[ *  *  * ]
Dr. Jim
Dec 29 2006, 05:04 PM
There are only twothings which can kill me: Myself or my son.

What a powerfull statement Dr. Jim. Really touches ones heart.
"philosophy is like scientific masturbation... it's enjoyable, sure, but it can't yield a real, tangible outcome and in the end it's not all that satisfying..."-Darth Stumpy

"I'm going to hell anyways, so might as well enjoy the ride there."-NeoAegis
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
pie is delicious
Member Avatar
Earth Ending Impacter
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
piercehawkeye45
Dec 29 2006, 06:17 AM
You never cease to amuse me Gopher. I still don't take back my statement about you and Pie being the same person. :P

What!? Of course I am not Gopher... don't be crazy (burns documents and puts on a false mustache)
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
piercehawkeye45
Member Avatar
Franklin Pierce
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
pie is delicious
Dec 30 2006, 12:43 PM
piercehawkeye45
Dec 29 2006, 06:17 AM
You never cease to amuse me Gopher. I still don't take back my statement about you and Pie being the same person.  :P

(burns documents and puts on a false mustache)

I KNEW IT!!!
Dropped the atomic bomb let them know that it's real
Speak soft with a big stick do what I say or be killed
I'm America!

I have found the enemy and he is us.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
pie is delicious
Member Avatar
Earth Ending Impacter
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
I suppose I could have multiple personalities and not know it... that would explain the dam that suddenly appeared in my back yard and my unnerving desire to gnaw wood. :)
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
Go to Next Page
« Previous Topic · Philosophy and Ethics · Next Topic »
Add Reply

Theme Made by Sionthede of the IFSZ.