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Anyone else want to be...murdered?
Topic Started: Dec 24 2006, 06:16 AM (2,961 Views)
NeoAegis
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Err... Isn't that a beaver?
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pie is delicious
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Beavers gophers, they are both small and fuzzy. ;)
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pie is delicious
Dec 30 2006, 01:09 PM
I suppose I could have multiple personalities and not know it... that would explain the dam that suddenly appeared in my back yard and my unnerving desire to gnaw wood. :)

That dam was there when I got home I swear.
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Dec 30 2006, 09:09 PM
I suppose I could have multiple personalities and not know it... that would explain the dam that suddenly appeared in my back yard and my unnerving desire to gnaw wood. :)

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Dec 29 2006, 10:24 AM
My uncle owns a wolf hybrid and she's an excellant dog, but I'm always leary of her when I'm doing anything with her.

Did anybody think what he said was that he has a fearsome female uncle who owns a dog?
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Dec 31 2006, 07:17 PM
Killer Bee
Dec 29 2006, 10:24 AM
My uncle owns a wolf hybrid and she's an excellant dog, but I'm always leary of her when I'm doing anything with her.

Did anybody think what he said was that he has a fearsome female uncle who owns a dog?

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Whilst grammatically it sounds like it's referring to the uncle, she refers to something female. I'm not sure where you're from, Chode, but uncles are usually male.
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Jan 1 2007, 01:06 AM
Whilst grammatically it sounds like it's referring to the uncle, she refers to something female. I'm not sure where you're from, Chode, but uncles are usually male.

Two words, snip snip. ;)
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Still doesn't make up for the lack of female sex organs.
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Living in Colorado and so therefor in the same state as Trinidad (look it up) I can tell you, that can be fixed.
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pie is delicious
Jan 1 2007, 10:13 AM
NeoAegis
Jan 1 2007, 01:06 AM
Whilst grammatically it sounds like it's referring to the uncle, she refers to something female. I'm not sure where you're from, Chode, but uncles are usually male.

Two words, snip snip. ;)

That's not two words. That's one word, repeated.
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Fine, snipity snip.

edit: I realized I would like to be skydiving when my parachute malfunctions causing me to land on the Olsen twins.
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pie is delicious
Dec 31 2006, 11:34 PM
Fine, snipity snip.

I'm pretty sure snipty isn't a word, Pie. :P
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Jan 1 2007, 04:34 AM
edit: I realized I would like to be skydiving when my parachute malfunctions causing me to land on the Olsen twins.

Now that's a death of a truly kind and noble person. To give your life in exchange for taking out the Olsen's is a truly unselfish act. Blessed be the Pie!!!

PS- For clarification to Chode. My UNCLE owns a FEMALE wolf hybrid. Uncle meaning my mother's brother and female meaning the sex of the dog.
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