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Alabama creates new law; Whats more dangerous then a gun?
Topic Started: Feb 28 2007, 08:13 AM (1,135 Views)
agafaba
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And the answer to whats more dangerous then guns... (almost too absurd to even mention)

Sexual Toys!!!

Thats right, one of the easiest places to get a gun but if you are caught selling a sex toy its jail (up to one year for first violation) or a fine (up to $50,000) for you


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Now something as dangerous as this as its uses so they have made exceptions for bona fide medical, scientific, educational, legislative, judicial, or law enforcement purpose. I think we can all see how the police would make good use of these products.
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This is pathetic. I'm glad I live in the north.
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Hmm, they don't delegalize guns but they do delegalize sex toys... I think this is discrimination against sex toy users.

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I've always questioned court decisions, but the south is just insane... I can't wait to move.
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This is some of the funniest shit I've heard all day....I guess there's been an outbreak of liquor store robberies with people having them shoved down their throats. That's southern politics for ya......
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Those bat Smurf! insane Southeners.....
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This is not a proud day for sexual addicts in Alabama.

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Not to worry!!! You can always ask your doctor for a prescription, maybe you could claim it was to relieve chronic stress.
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If they're banning sex toys.....next they will have to start cutting people's hands off.
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Killer Bee
Feb 28 2007, 06:06 PM
If they're banning sex toys.....next they will have to start cutting people's hands off.

First time I've laughed all day...
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Feb 28 2007, 01:06 PM
If they're banning sex toys.....next they will have to start cutting people's hands off.

And taking away their peanut butter and shooting their dogs.
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Feb 28 2007, 09:07 PM
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Feb 28 2007, 01:06 PM
If they're banning sex toys.....next they will have to start cutting people's hands off.

And taking away their peanut butter and shooting their dogs.

While wearing bunny suits and silly pink hats.
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Easy...
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Just another example of government with too much power. Of course, its a state government, and some tyranny is to be expected at the state level.
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Feb 28 2007, 09:07 PM
Killer Bee
Feb 28 2007, 01:06 PM
If they're banning sex toys.....next they will have to start cutting people's hands off.

And taking away their peanut butter and shooting their sheep.




....sheep, dogs are too fast and they bite too hard to be erotic.
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