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Why People Believe Americans Are Stupid
Topic Started: Mar 4 2007, 09:08 AM (1,728 Views)
agafaba
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Don't worry guys! I'm one of those smart non-Americans up here in Canada and if you ever have trouble with addition i can help you out. Its not so bad down there Sinister, you get lots of guns ;) I will never enjoy the pleasure of a hillbilly shootout :(

Anyway that being said... I grew up in a town not to far away that was filled with mostly idiots, and just a week ago my *takes deep breath* girlfriends sisters boyfriend visited from California for a week and he could out smart 90% of the people i know. I'm afraid that makes us Canadians so stupid that its not even comedy worthy?

If they want stupid people i can show them a few, at the least those people can read (ones in the video)
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Mister Sinister
Mar 20 2007, 10:01 PM
*In my absolute best "Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel" impression*

You're lucky you know how to talk to them foreigners good enuff to be understood, otherwise you might not never have had your shoes tied, like me.  Well, I'm guessing if you were born about 600 to 700 miles north, you'd be settin' purdy with an IQ of at least 100 ( I know i'd have me one of them IQ's all together bein I'm from tha south and ain't never had no IQ before).  It's all about geographical location, nothing more. :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol: That's funny as hell!

I reckon we just ain't one of them chosen ones to be smart. Hell, we're just yur average backwoods hicks. Don't know 'bout yuns, but if I did one of them there fancy dancy mathmatic problems involving using that there x thingy, maybe I coulda got past the fourth grade. Yeeep, them there were the good 'ol days.
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Killer Bee
Mar 21 2007, 07:18 AM
Mister Sinister
Mar 20 2007, 10:01 PM
*In my absolute best "Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel" impression*

You're lucky you know how to talk to them foreigners good enuff to be understood, otherwise you might not never have had your shoes tied, like me.  Well, I'm guessing if you were born about 600 to 700 miles north, you'd be settin' purdy with an IQ of at least 100 ( I know i'd have me one of them IQ's all together bein I'm from tha south and ain't never had no IQ before).  It's all about geographical location, nothing more. :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol: That's funny as hell!

I reckon we just ain't one of them chosen ones to be smart. Hell, we're just yur average backwoods hicks. Don't know 'bout yuns, but if I did one of them there fancy dancy mathmatic problems involving using that there x thingy, maybe I coulda got past the fourth grade. Yeeep, them there were the good 'ol days.

Fourth grade? I had to drop out in the second....I was having to get up way too early to shave myself and Smurf! the goats. *shrugs shoulders*

I'm kinda angry today.

P.S. you forgot to spit in your spitoon or the floor.
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Mar 21 2007, 01:03 PM
P.S. you forgot to spit in your spitoon or the floor.

I ain't smart to look down and spit......I just let it run out the corner of my mouth. If I was smart, I probably coulda walked outside to spit off the front porch.......
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You win. Drooling unwanted spit out of the corner of your mouth as opposed to ejecting it forcefully proves beyond a shadow of a doubt how dumb we all are. Congratulations, you are now responsible for nothing, not even your own upkeep.

Enjoy.
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I just noticed that north Korea is bigger than south korea... - Ehh its not close to freaking Korea its Australia!

How many world wars have there been? - Ehh three? - Not just yet!

Were was the Berlin wall? - *utter silence* - It was in Berlin!... BERLIN for crying out loud!!

God i could have answered more questions correctly than this lot!
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Eddy44456
Apr 12 2007, 01:09 AM
I just noticed that north Korea is bigger than south korea... - Ehh its not close to freaking Korea its Australia!

How many world wars have there been? - Ehh three? - Not just yet!

Were was the Berlin wall? - *utter silence* - It was in Berlin!... BERLIN for crying out loud!!

God i could have answered more questions correctly than this lot!

You and what army... any answer will be correct, even an army of monkeys.
Don't let the crazy southerners trick you in to believing that all Americans are like that... just the ones that love thy neighbour... and live beside family members.
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Yanks arent stupid..just George Bush and his invade-oil-rich-countries-policy is
Not to mention the yanks did start the last few wars....
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And the red-neck hill billies i mentioned above


EDIT - But its not their fault, its a result of inbreeding.
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Mar 4 2007, 12:36 PM
How did the citizens of the richest and most powerful country in the world manage to be like this?

By being the richest and most powerful country in the world. There's no need to be extraordinary, or above average, when you have security.
To hell with that.
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It changes every 60 seconds ish
Bush quote of the minute
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