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The most hated family in America
Topic Started: Apr 16 2007, 09:54 AM (1,239 Views)
Killer Bee
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ANT, I wanted to sig it, but I couldn't without deleting the other sigs and one of my pics. It still is funny as Hell.
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Heh, no problem. Besides, as long as i'm still on the boards, there will be more hilarity to ensue.

But enough derailing. Back to stoning the Phelps family!
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What fucked up that Phelps guy in the first place?

Protesting a funeral is completely fucked up; just let the people mourn. It's a shame he has my last name.
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What fucked up that Phelps guy in the first place?


Realising this simple equation:

religious fanatic + prejudice against a certain group + idiots to brainwash = $$$


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Protesting a funeral is completely fucked up; just let the people mourn. It's a shame he has my last name.


It's even more of a shame that someone hasn't put a bullet between his eyes....yet.
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Precisely. I hope someone would beat the Holy Spirit out of him or end his misery.. Imagine my sister would become a lesbian, then die, and we'd be Americans, and this guy would picket, I...swear... I'd gun down his entire church before the cameras,laws be damned. I do swear it.
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Both halal I do and haram,
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Wanderer, idolater, worshipper of fire,
Come even though you have broken your vows a thousand times,
Come, and come yet again.
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This ties DIRECTLY into the VT shootings:

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/04/18/...in2699800.shtml

Oklahoma is about 86% BAPTIST, and everyone I know is clamoring for this guy's testicles.

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The Topeka, Kan.-based Westboro Baptist Church (WBC), which is not affiliated with any national Baptist organization, announced plans to protest at victims’ funerals only hours after 32 people were killed in the worst mass shooting in U.S. history. They also may protest at other events on the Virginia Tech campus.

The organization, founded and led by Fred Phelps, believes the United States has condemned itself to destruction by accepting homosexuality and other “sins of the flesh.” Phelps’ daughter, Shirley Phelps-Roper, said the Virginia Tech teachers and students who died on Monday brought their fate upon themselves by not being true Christians.

“The evidence is they were not Christian. God does not do that to his servants,” Phelps-Roper said. “You don’t need to look any further for evidence those people are in hell.”

Cho Seung-Hui, the Virginia Tech student responsible for the killings who took his own life after the shootings, was sent by God to punish those he killed, and America as a whole, for moral decline, said Phelps-Roper, while adding that she believes Cho is also in hell for violating God’s commandment to not kill.

“He is in hell,” Phelps-Roper said. “But he was also fulfilling the word of God.”


Is it considered self-defense of the human race to KILL this idiot?
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Apr 19 2007, 05:09 PM
Is it considered self-defense of the human race to KILL this idiot?

Why doesn't anyone kill him? America is famous for its gun owners, and any sane person would find a way to put him out of his misery for the sanity of everyone.
Wine in hand, in the other, Quran,
Both halal I do and haram,
In this incomplete world of a sham,
Neither Pagan I am, nor Musselman!


Omar Khayyam

Come, come, whoever you are,
Wanderer, idolater, worshipper of fire,
Come even though you have broken your vows a thousand times,
Come, and come yet again.
Ours is not a caravan of despair


Mevlana Jalaladdin Rumi
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Khan
Apr 19 2007, 06:44 PM
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Apr 19 2007, 05:09 PM
Is it considered self-defense of the human race to KILL this idiot?

Why doesn't anyone kill him? America is famous for its gun owners, and any sane person would find a way to put him out of his misery for the sanity of everyone.

Give us time. If he starts shit about this, someone will get him. If anyone says they will be there to counter their protests, they won't have the balls to show. They're just a band of fucking cowards.
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Apr 19 2007, 06:09 PM
“He is in hell,” Phelps-Roper said. “But he was also fulfilling the word of God.”

Classic.
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Normandy took more balls than Vietnam, it took more balls than Korea, it took more balls than facing mustard gas on a battlefield full of giant ditches with nowhere to run. It took more balls than the world will ever be able to ante up again.
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Khan
Apr 19 2007, 01:44 PM
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Apr 19 2007, 05:09 PM
Is it considered self-defense of the human race to KILL this idiot?

Why doesn't anyone kill him? America is famous for its gun owners, and any sane person would find a way to put him out of his misery for the sanity of everyone.

Bee's right, it's only a matter of time before a freshly returned marine will open fire while this guy is protesting his buddy's funeral. And even though we trained that Marine to be a killer, everyone will be shocked that he actually shot some asshole. But the very same people who are going to be shocked, mind you, are the same ones that accept (even fervently support) a marines duty to kill 8,000 miles away to "defend" our homeland. There is also solace in knowing that there is a special place reserved in the afterlife for total dipshit wackjobs that protest the dead, and piss on fellow humans. It's a special place set aside by ME in order that when I get there I can happily beat on them endlessly with various and assundry devices such as: A bull whip, A cattle prod, a machete, Car antenaes, Rubber hoses,...you get the idea, a monkey wrench, you know.
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It's a special place set aside by ME in order that when I get there I can happily beat on them endlessly with various and assundry devices such as: A bull whip, A cattle prod, a machete, Car antenaes, Rubber hoses,...you get the idea, a monkey wrench, you know.


You forgot the ball bat covered with barb-wire, and the logging chain....the rest of your list of tools sounds quite painful.

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“He is in hell,” Phelps-Roper said. “But he was also fulfilling the word of God.”


Phelps and his offspring take being stupid assholes to new hights. This is the most stupid thing I've ever saw or heard in my life. If it wasn't for the fact that I would be giving the piece of rejected dog shit props, I'd sig it, based on the stupidity alone.
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Apr 19 2007, 10:59 PM
If it wasn't for the fact that I would be giving the piece of rejected dog shit props, I'd sig it, based on the stupidity alone.

Meh, I thought I'd sig it anyway.
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Normandy took more balls than Vietnam, it took more balls than Korea, it took more balls than facing mustard gas on a battlefield full of giant ditches with nowhere to run. It took more balls than the world will ever be able to ante up again.
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Apr 19 2007, 04:59 PM
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It's a special place set aside by ME in order that when I get there I can happily beat on them endlessly with various and assundry devices such as: A bull whip, A cattle prod, a machete, Car antenaes, Rubber hoses,...you get the idea, a monkey wrench, you know.


You forgot the ball bat covered with barb-wire, and the logging chain....the rest of your list of tools sounds quite painful.

So long as there is no gag. I'd rejoice in the screams.
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“The evidence is they were not Christian. God does not do that to his servants,” Phelps-Roper said. “You don’t need to look any further for evidence those people are in hell.”


uhhh... so you go to hell if something bad happens to you? So today was good so its heaven, but yesterday i stubbed my toe so i would have went to hell.... oh this is confusing.

Kid - "Why does god let bad things happen to good people?"
Phelps - "He doesn't silly, those were all bad people."
Kid - "I got beat up today so does that mean I am a bad person?"
Phelps - "Yes it does, sorry but you are going to hell"
Me - "Die stupid fool!" *shoots Phelps*
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Apr 20 2007, 01:27 AM
uhhh... so you go to hell if something bad happens to you? So today was good so its heaven, but yesterday i stubbed my toe so i would have went to hell.... oh this is confusing.

I think that the only perfect person in Phelps' religion is an old man named Phelps. Heaven is open to everyone, as long as your name is Phelps.
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Normandy took more balls than Vietnam, it took more balls than Korea, it took more balls than facing mustard gas on a battlefield full of giant ditches with nowhere to run. It took more balls than the world will ever be able to ante up again.
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