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Conservapedia; What a load of bollocks
Topic Started: May 16 2007, 06:43 PM (945 Views)
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BohemianG
May 17 2007, 06:45 PM
Having just read the article on evolution on said Parodyapedia, I must say it's a hoot. When will they give up this 'transitional forms' argument? What about the entire class of animals categorised as 'mammal-like reptiles', the feathered dinosaurs uncovered in China, and so on and so forth? And Archeopteryx - Jesus (arf). It IS a dinosaur, since dinosaurs and birds are essentially one and the same - many palaeontologists classify birds as maniraptoran dinosaurs. When even T. rex has a wishbone, it's probably time for the creationists to shut up.

Satan must have put or shaped the bodies to deceive the Atheist/Gay/Muslim/LGBT/Evolutionist/Liberal/Negro monolithic entity.
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May 17 2007, 07:22 PM
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May 17 2007, 06:45 PM
Having just read the article on evolution on said Parodyapedia, I must say it's a hoot. When will they give up this 'transitional forms' argument? What about the entire class of animals categorised as 'mammal-like reptiles', the feathered dinosaurs uncovered in China, and so on and so forth? And Archeopteryx - Jesus (arf). It IS a dinosaur, since dinosaurs and birds are essentially one and the same - many palaeontologists classify birds as maniraptoran dinosaurs. When even T. rex has a wishbone, it's probably time for the creationists to shut up.

Satan must have put or shaped the bodies to deceive the Atheist/Gay/Muslim/LGBT/Evolutionist/Liberal/Negro monolithic entity.

Of course he did. Everyone knows that there were IN FACT dinosaurs on Noah's arc, and that the Earth is only 8000 years old. All these dinosaur fossils they find? Well, we all know that they are put there by the dreaded followers of Satan to keep people from doing God's good work.

SO SAYETH THE SHEPHARD!!!!
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And the light from distant galaxies... god made it closer to the earth so we would have something to see in the sky for the next million years. He is so kind.... :rolleyes:
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And following on from the previous look at 'Evolution', the 'Dinosaur' article contains similar creationist bullshit. As I said before I think only a very small number of people could possibly take this seriously, but...well, it's still fun to have a go at. ;)

"They believe that dinosaurs lived in harmony with other animals, (probably including in the Garden of Eden) eating only plants."

Of course they do. Bloody great six-inch teeth with a serrated edge, enormous stabbing claws? Why, they were just for spearing delicious watermelons.

They also believe that proper Mesozoic-style giant reptiles may still be around today, citing the Loch Ness Monster as an example. No, I'm not kidding.
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But its teh dragons!!1!1 Dragons exist in culture!
Wine in hand, in the other, Quran,
Both halal I do and haram,
In this incomplete world of a sham,
Neither Pagan I am, nor Musselman!


Omar Khayyam

Come, come, whoever you are,
Wanderer, idolater, worshipper of fire,
Come even though you have broken your vows a thousand times,
Come, and come yet again.
Ours is not a caravan of despair


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May 18 2007, 07:25 AM
But its teh dragons!!1!1 Dragons exist in culture!

That one always makes me laugh. Well, OK, not laugh, but at least smirk in a suitably patronising way. Dragons have bat-like wings and breathe fire, two characteristics that dinosaurs lacked somewhat. Furthermore there are plenty of modern reptiles from which to draw inspiration.
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Normandy took more balls than Vietnam, it took more balls than Korea, it took more balls than facing mustard gas on a battlefield full of giant ditches with nowhere to run. It took more balls than the world will ever be able to ante up again.
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May 18 2007, 02:48 PM
Khan
May 18 2007, 07:25 AM
But its teh dragons!!1!1 Dragons exist in culture!

That one always makes me laugh. Well, OK, not laugh, but at least smirk in a suitably patronising way. Dragons have bat-like wings and breathe fire, two characteristics that dinosaurs lacked somewhat. Furthermore there are plenty of modern reptiles from which to draw inspiration.

Furthermore, mankind's imagination is limitless. We can make up everything, even entire pantheons.
Wine in hand, in the other, Quran,
Both halal I do and haram,
In this incomplete world of a sham,
Neither Pagan I am, nor Musselman!


Omar Khayyam

Come, come, whoever you are,
Wanderer, idolater, worshipper of fire,
Come even though you have broken your vows a thousand times,
Come, and come yet again.
Ours is not a caravan of despair


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May 18 2007, 07:31 PM
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May 18 2007, 02:48 PM
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May 18 2007, 07:25 AM
But its teh dragons!!1!1 Dragons exist in culture!

That one always makes me laugh. Well, OK, not laugh, but at least smirk in a suitably patronising way. Dragons have bat-like wings and breathe fire, two characteristics that dinosaurs lacked somewhat. Furthermore there are plenty of modern reptiles from which to draw inspiration.

Furthermore, mankind's imagination is limitless. We can make up everything, even entire pantheons.

And, don't forget how we can use someone's imagination against them, like control. We can make people believe that anyone from the middle east is automatically a "terrorist". We can also make people believe that it's okay to protest soldiers funerals wearing "God Hates Fags" T-shirts claiming they're doing God's work. So, as far as "dragons" go, maybe knights fought something that wasn't quite extinct yet, but they didn't slay fire breathers. And the myth grew from there.

But, there is another perspective here. For centuries, sailors and pirates saw "gigantic squids" that could swallow men whole and do catostrophic damage to ships. It was the joke of the sea, until we started finding huge tenticles washing up on the beach. So, something horrifying to people can also result being a myth. The Krakon(sp?)..........giant squid.
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May 16 2007, 11:50 AM
Canada lick our feet as well

is that why we didn't go into iraq?
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May 18 2007, 08:52 PM
Rhas BloodBear
May 16 2007, 11:50 AM
Canada lick our feet as well

is that why we didn't go into iraq?

Well... we have that conservative government now... and I think our prime minister loves the bush.
I voted liberal
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May 18 2007, 06:39 PM
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May 16 2007, 11:50 AM
Canada lick our feet as well

is that why we didn't go into iraq?

Well... we have that conservative government now... and I think our prime minister loves the bush.
I voted liberal

yeah, that's quite true... stevie likes to give the ol' reach around to bush...
i voted either liberal or NDP, i don't actually remember which...
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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May 19 2007, 01:39 AM
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May 18 2007, 08:52 PM
Rhas BloodBear
May 16 2007, 11:50 AM
Canada lick our feet as well

is that why we didn't go into iraq?

Well... we have that conservative government now... and I think our prime minister loves the bush.
I voted liberal

Ewww...Liberal, what are you? Rhino all the way!
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May 19 2007, 01:39 AM
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May 18 2007, 08:52 PM
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May 16 2007, 11:50 AM
Canada lick our feet as well

is that why we didn't go into iraq?

Well... we have that conservative government now... and I think our prime minister loves the bush.
I voted liberal

Ewww...Liberal, what are you? Rhino all the way!

hahahahaha, the white rhino party is awesome...
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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Lol... I only voted liberal to take away votes from the conservative party. I want to see green win, just because they wont.
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