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| Conservapedia; What a load of bollocks | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 16 2007, 06:43 PM (945 Views) | |
| Khan | May 17 2007, 07:22 PM Post #16 |
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HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS SWEET WEBSITE CALLED FOUR CHAN DOT ORG?
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Satan must have put or shaped the bodies to deceive the Atheist/Gay/Muslim/LGBT/Evolutionist/Liberal/Negro monolithic entity. |
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Wine in hand, in the other, Quran, Both halal I do and haram, In this incomplete world of a sham, Neither Pagan I am, nor Musselman! Omar Khayyam Come, come, whoever you are, Wanderer, idolater, worshipper of fire, Come even though you have broken your vows a thousand times, Come, and come yet again. Ours is not a caravan of despair Mevlana Jalaladdin Rumi | |
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| Killer Bee | May 17 2007, 08:10 PM Post #17 |
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Of course he did. Everyone knows that there were IN FACT dinosaurs on Noah's arc, and that the Earth is only 8000 years old. All these dinosaur fossils they find? Well, we all know that they are put there by the dreaded followers of Satan to keep people from doing God's good work. SO SAYETH THE SHEPHARD!!!! |
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| agafaba | May 17 2007, 09:09 PM Post #18 |
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douchebagga
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And the light from distant galaxies... god made it closer to the earth so we would have something to see in the sky for the next million years. He is so kind.... :rolleyes: |
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| BohemianG | May 17 2007, 09:31 PM Post #19 |
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Voted Most Likely to End the World
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And following on from the previous look at 'Evolution', the 'Dinosaur' article contains similar creationist bullshit. As I said before I think only a very small number of people could possibly take this seriously, but...well, it's still fun to have a go at.
"They believe that dinosaurs lived in harmony with other animals, (probably including in the Garden of Eden) eating only plants." Of course they do. Bloody great six-inch teeth with a serrated edge, enormous stabbing claws? Why, they were just for spearing delicious watermelons. They also believe that proper Mesozoic-style giant reptiles may still be around today, citing the Loch Ness Monster as an example. No, I'm not kidding. |
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| Khan | May 18 2007, 06:25 AM Post #20 |
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HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS SWEET WEBSITE CALLED FOUR CHAN DOT ORG?
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But its teh dragons!!1!1 Dragons exist in culture! |
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Wine in hand, in the other, Quran, Both halal I do and haram, In this incomplete world of a sham, Neither Pagan I am, nor Musselman! Omar Khayyam Come, come, whoever you are, Wanderer, idolater, worshipper of fire, Come even though you have broken your vows a thousand times, Come, and come yet again. Ours is not a caravan of despair Mevlana Jalaladdin Rumi | |
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| BohemianG | May 18 2007, 02:48 PM Post #21 |
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Voted Most Likely to End the World
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That one always makes me laugh. Well, OK, not laugh, but at least smirk in a suitably patronising way. Dragons have bat-like wings and breathe fire, two characteristics that dinosaurs lacked somewhat. Furthermore there are plenty of modern reptiles from which to draw inspiration. |
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| Khan | May 18 2007, 07:31 PM Post #22 |
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HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS SWEET WEBSITE CALLED FOUR CHAN DOT ORG?
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Furthermore, mankind's imagination is limitless. We can make up everything, even entire pantheons. |
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Wine in hand, in the other, Quran, Both halal I do and haram, In this incomplete world of a sham, Neither Pagan I am, nor Musselman! Omar Khayyam Come, come, whoever you are, Wanderer, idolater, worshipper of fire, Come even though you have broken your vows a thousand times, Come, and come yet again. Ours is not a caravan of despair Mevlana Jalaladdin Rumi | |
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| Killer Bee | May 18 2007, 08:51 PM Post #23 |
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And, don't forget how we can use someone's imagination against them, like control. We can make people believe that anyone from the middle east is automatically a "terrorist". We can also make people believe that it's okay to protest soldiers funerals wearing "God Hates Fags" T-shirts claiming they're doing God's work. So, as far as "dragons" go, maybe knights fought something that wasn't quite extinct yet, but they didn't slay fire breathers. And the myth grew from there. But, there is another perspective here. For centuries, sailors and pirates saw "gigantic squids" that could swallow men whole and do catostrophic damage to ships. It was the joke of the sea, until we started finding huge tenticles washing up on the beach. So, something horrifying to people can also result being a myth. The Krakon(sp?)..........giant squid. |
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| Dizzarth Stumpy | May 18 2007, 08:52 PM Post #24 |
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Pessimist
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is that why we didn't go into iraq? |
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STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT. EHRHRHRHRNGGHH LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes. | |
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| agafaba | May 19 2007, 01:39 AM Post #25 |
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douchebagga
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Well... we have that conservative government now... and I think our prime minister loves the bush. I voted liberal |
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| Dizzarth Stumpy | May 19 2007, 01:58 AM Post #26 |
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Pessimist
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yeah, that's quite true... stevie likes to give the ol' reach around to bush... i voted either liberal or NDP, i don't actually remember which... |
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STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT. EHRHRHRHRNGGHH LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes. | |
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| Katastrof | May 19 2007, 02:20 AM Post #27 |
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One Of The Four Horseman
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Ewww...Liberal, what are you? Rhino all the way! |
![]() "Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero"(Seize the day put no trust in tomorrow) ~ Horace | |
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| Dizzarth Stumpy | May 19 2007, 02:20 AM Post #28 |
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hahahahaha, the white rhino party is awesome... |
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STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT. EHRHRHRHRNGGHH LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes. | |
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| agafaba | May 19 2007, 02:27 AM Post #29 |
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douchebagga
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Lol... I only voted liberal to take away votes from the conservative party. I want to see green win, just because they wont. |
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| NeoAegis | May 19 2007, 03:14 AM Post #30 |
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Israel thug life
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Write-in Maarten. |
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