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| koala | Aug 5 2007, 09:42 PM Post #31 |
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THE GREATEST POSTER OF ALL
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One time I porked this hooters girl. It was.............alright. nothing to write home to mom about. |
| A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant. | |
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| Teddy-R-44456 | Aug 6 2007, 04:18 AM Post #32 |
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Crazy Doctor's Apprentice
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Sounds fun! Also beforehand drive around town in a bus like one of the busses in Dawn Of The Dead while making it very clear to everybody that you are ready for the "inevitable zombie pandemic"... By morning everybody will want to be your friend, even if it includes having somebody shove a 12 Gauge in your face while demanding the buses keys. |
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| DirkNL | Aug 6 2007, 10:54 AM Post #33 |
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Horrific poster
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Sounds like Paris Hilton. -Dirk |
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| Flamingo | Aug 6 2007, 11:25 AM Post #34 |
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Penis goes in here
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You wouldn't need to write to your mom, all you need to do is roll off her. |
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| Killer Bee | Aug 6 2007, 12:55 PM Post #35 |
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I thought of searching youtube for their one hit video, but the thought sickened me. But, I am providing a Wiki link which describes their "brilliant" career. If you need anything further, check out youtube. But, everytime they're mentioned, God kills a baby duck. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hooters
You must have left one Hell of a tip..... |
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| Tom Joad | Aug 6 2007, 01:56 PM Post #36 |
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Gap tooth so my dick's got to fit.
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Paris doesn't have massive breasts. And her talent is debatable. |
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| DirkNL | Aug 6 2007, 03:02 PM Post #37 |
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Horrific poster
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If you count being a whore as a talent, then she's talented and my earlier post was wrong. If you don't, then it's still mostly right. -Dirk |
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| koala | Aug 7 2007, 08:00 PM Post #38 |
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all you need to do is stay in school junior! |
| A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant. | |
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| Flamingo | Aug 7 2007, 08:06 PM Post #39 |
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Penis goes in here
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Thanks for the advice. You should've listened to it. |
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| NeoAegis | Aug 7 2007, 08:18 PM Post #40 |
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Israel thug life
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If the fight isn't gonna be funny, quit it, kids. |
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| koala | Aug 8 2007, 02:06 AM Post #41 |
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flamingo being funny. talk about an oxy-moron. |
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| Flamingo | Aug 8 2007, 02:48 AM Post #42 |
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Penis goes in here
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Bear getting that "mayo" stain off his shirt after just giving a "ride" to that transvestite hooker. Talk about an impossibility. |
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| NeoAegis | Aug 8 2007, 02:58 AM Post #43 |
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Israel thug life
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Don't make me lock the thread... |
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| Flamingo | Aug 8 2007, 03:00 AM Post #44 |
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Penis goes in here
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Yeah, sorry again. It's all Bear's fault anyway. Back on topic. Yeah, zombies. Well, meat-eating zombies don't exist and I doubt they can be made. Zombies as in people who are vegetables, yeah. |
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| agafaba | Aug 8 2007, 11:14 AM Post #45 |
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douchebagga
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It could be done of a sorts... Step 1: Make the usual brain dead man/women Step 2: Find out what part of the brain activates aggression and hunger Step 3: Using the wonders of science make an organism that feeds on the rest of the brain, but blasts those 2 parts with stimulation. Step 4: Make the organism spread rapidly, perhaps make the mouth an ideal breeding ground. Step 5: Open the doors and make your intern let it loose while you hide. |
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