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Ach Zombies!
Topic Started: Jun 17 2007, 11:15 AM (4,960 Views)
koala
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Bigfoot
Aug 5 2007, 09:35 PM
Hooters, huh?

Were they women with massive breasts and no talent?

One time I porked this hooters girl. It was.............alright. nothing to write home to mom about.
A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.
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Aug 3 2007, 09:55 AM
Tom Joad
Jul 2 2007, 11:41 PM
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Jul 2 2007, 02:06 PM
Snugenblugen
Jul 1 2007, 12:43 AM
And yeah we could alter the genes to make humans slow vicious hostile, and resistant to pain.

No matter how slow, dumb and pain resistant you become due to genetic manipulation, I doubt you'll survive beeing shot, or getting an axe hacked into your head.

Have ever seen badgers? Those motherfuckers are tougher than anything in the world (except for maybe bears). I've seen one get a whole 9mm clip pounded into it, still run, take a high power rifle shot, still run, take a 12 gauge blast, and then finally die. The pelt wasn't worth much after that.

Also I heard a story about a badger clinging on the the bottom of a tractor tire and the farmer drove the tractor to repeatedly crush the badger with the full force of the tractor and the badger still hung on. Then died.

Yea let's mutate badgers into zombie virus carriers and attack humans with them

Sounds fun! Also beforehand drive around town in a bus like one of the busses in Dawn Of The Dead while making it very clear to everybody that you are ready for the "inevitable zombie pandemic"... By morning everybody will want to be your friend, even if it includes having somebody shove a 12 Gauge in your face while demanding the buses keys.
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Bigfoot
Aug 5 2007, 11:35 PM
Hooters, huh?

Were they women with massive breasts and no talent?

Sounds like Paris Hilton.

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98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this into your sig.
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Aug 5 2007, 05:42 PM
Bigfoot
Aug 5 2007, 09:35 PM
Hooters, huh?

Were they women with massive breasts and no talent?

One time I porked this hooters girl. It was.............alright. nothing to write home to mom about.

You wouldn't need to write to your mom, all you need to do is roll off her.
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I thought of searching youtube for their one hit video, but the thought sickened me. But, I am providing a Wiki link which describes their "brilliant" career. If you need anything further, check out youtube. But, everytime they're mentioned, God kills a baby duck.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hooters

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One time I porked this hooters girl. It was.............alright. nothing to write home to mom about.


You must have left one Hell of a tip.....
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DirkNL
Aug 6 2007, 04:54 AM
Bigfoot
Aug 5 2007, 11:35 PM
Hooters, huh?

Were they women with massive breasts and no talent?

Sounds like Paris Hilton.

-Dirk

Paris doesn't have massive breasts. And her talent is debatable.
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Tom Joad
Aug 6 2007, 03:56 PM
DirkNL
Aug 6 2007, 04:54 AM
Bigfoot
Aug 5 2007, 11:35 PM
Hooters, huh?

Were they women with massive breasts and no talent?

Sounds like Paris Hilton.

-Dirk

Paris doesn't have massive breasts. And her talent is debatable.

If you count being a whore as a talent, then she's talented and my earlier post was wrong. If you don't, then it's still mostly right.

-Dirk
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Aug 6 2007, 11:25 AM
bear
Aug 5 2007, 05:42 PM
Bigfoot
Aug 5 2007, 09:35 PM
Hooters, huh?

Were they women with massive breasts and no talent?

One time I porked this hooters girl. It was.............alright. nothing to write home to mom about.

You wouldn't need to write to your mom, all you need to do is roll off her.

all you need to do is stay in school junior!
A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.
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bear
Aug 7 2007, 04:00 PM
Flamingo
Aug 6 2007, 11:25 AM
bear
Aug 5 2007, 05:42 PM
Bigfoot
Aug 5 2007, 09:35 PM
Hooters, huh?

Were they women with massive breasts and no talent?

One time I porked this hooters girl. It was.............alright. nothing to write home to mom about.

You wouldn't need to write to your mom, all you need to do is roll off her.

all you need to do is stay in school junior!

Thanks for the advice. You should've listened to it.
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If the fight isn't gonna be funny, quit it, kids.
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Aug 7 2007, 08:18 PM
If the fight isn't gonna be funny, quit it, kids.

flamingo being funny. talk about an oxy-moron.
A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.
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Bear getting that "mayo" stain off his shirt after just giving a "ride" to that transvestite hooker. Talk about an impossibility.

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Don't make me lock the thread...
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Yeah, sorry again. It's all Bear's fault anyway.

Back on topic.

Yeah, zombies. Well, meat-eating zombies don't exist and I doubt they can be made. Zombies as in people who are vegetables, yeah.
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It could be done of a sorts...
Step 1: Make the usual brain dead man/women
Step 2: Find out what part of the brain activates aggression and hunger
Step 3: Using the wonders of science make an organism that feeds on the rest of the brain, but blasts those 2 parts with stimulation.
Step 4: Make the organism spread rapidly, perhaps make the mouth an ideal breeding ground.
Step 5: Open the doors and make your intern let it loose while you hide.
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