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The Internet; The Greatest technological advancement
Topic Started: Jun 30 2007, 05:47 PM (1,914 Views)
Kip1
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Without the Wheel you wouldnt be driving your fancy car,have your uber internet nerd armchair with wheels AND you wouldnt have shopping trolleys,tanks or pretty much most forms of transport availble.
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The greatest achievement was the box, most everything has its own box.
Computers (the case is for the most part a metal box), your monitor is enclosed in a box like compartment, Pizza, homeless people, most everything you buy. We basically live in giant boxes, and the best part is... YOU CAN PUT BOXES IN BOXES!!! What else can validate its own existence so easily, we will never not need a box because we can use them to store our boxes.
Wheel = obsolete when we learn to hover
Fire = already becoming obsolete now that we have electricity.
Box = Everywhere you look there are more boxes!!!

So my vote goes to the cube shaped object made to hold anything you want, the box.
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What about when we get rid of the box on the basis that retarded people need round edges?
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NeoAegis
Jul 1 2007, 04:31 AM
What about when we get rid of the box on the basis that retarded people need round edges?

THIS IS NOT A WORLD I WOULD WANT TO LIVE IN!
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Don't worry, the way the world's going, it's more likely that we'll kill off the retards rather than help them.
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NeoAegis
Jul 1 2007, 04:38 AM
Don't worry, the way the world's going, it's more likely that we'll kill off the retards rather than help them.

From looking around where I live and the people I know... I think its more likely we will be keeping everything in giant orbs in 20 years. I wish they would all play with sharp objects <_<
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What about the transistor?
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Jun 30 2007, 09:42 PM
NeoAegis
Jun 30 2007, 04:05 PM
Hard as in a priest at a playground.

Damn....nice one.

Not only was it good but you can take it two ways.

The priest was thinking the same thing.
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fire is obviously the biggest technological advancement mankind has ever made
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Jul 17 2007, 05:48 PM
fire is obviously the biggest technological advancement mankind has ever made

We didn't create fire, though. We learned to harness it. So, to be more specific, it would have to be learning to harness fire is man's biggest technological advancement.
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Same with electricity, we didn't invent it. We harnessed it by inventing a means of distribution.
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I still vote box....
That or the spear, you cant imagine the trouble it saved our ancient ancestors.
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agafaba
Jul 18 2007, 02:03 AM
I still vote box....
That or the spear, you cant imagine the trouble it saved our ancient ancestors.

In fact, tools (no, I'm not talking emo's or internet trolls) are the reason we walk upright unlike the great apes.

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So, I guess we're just throwing the transistor out of this then.
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miller
Jul 18 2007, 06:09 AM
So, I guess we're just throwing the transistor out of this then.

Yes

Compared to the majesty that is the pointy stick the feeble transistor becomes somewhat superfluous.
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