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| Dizzarth Stumpy | Oct 12 2007, 12:23 AM Post #16 |
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HAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH you know what's REAAALLLY funny? pretending to take peoples' empty threats literally, IT IS A LAUGH A MINUTE YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD OF YOURSELF!!! (psimightbedrunkrightnowsofuckyou) |
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STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT. EHRHRHRHRNGGHH LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes. | |
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| Flamingo | Oct 12 2007, 01:55 AM Post #17 |
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Penis goes in here
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I always just assume you're drunk whenever you're on EM. |
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| Dizzarth Stumpy | Oct 12 2007, 01:56 AM Post #18 |
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that's a good assumption. |
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STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT. EHRHRHRHRNGGHH LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes. | |
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| koala | Oct 12 2007, 05:52 AM Post #19 |
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THE GREATEST POSTER OF ALL
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young guys usually shave their heads because their balding. right stumpy?
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| A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant. | |
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| Dizzarth Stumpy | Oct 24 2007, 12:29 AM Post #20 |
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this is backwards go read from the bottom of the post up otherwise you are a homosexual. 23 Oct 07, 19:26 Stumpy: fuck you guys you're all gay and not online anyway 23 Oct 07, 19:25 Stumpy: i'm leaving 23 Oct 07, 19:25 Stumpy: ugh 23 Oct 07, 19:25 Stumpy: anyway 23 Oct 07, 19:25 Stumpy: i'm great 23 Oct 07, 19:25 Stumpy: fuck i dont' think i really needed to do that but i don't car 23 Oct 07, 19:22 Stumpy: somebody save this whole chatlog so future generation can read it and be enlightened 23 Oct 07, 19:22 NeoAegis: I'm gonna go do something else. 23 Oct 07, 19:22 Stumpy: shit i'm typing so much i have stopped drinking this is unacceptable 23 Oct 07, 19:21 NeoAegis: I used to watch the animated series. 23 Oct 07, 19:21 Stumpy: fuck i loved that movie 23 Oct 07, 19:21 NeoAegis: The Mask fucking ruled. 23 Oct 07, 19:21 Stumpy: when that first came out i was like... younger than i am now, i watched it like 400 times 23 Oct 07, 19:21 NeoAegis: I can temporarily ban you from the cbox. 23 Oct 07, 19:21 Stumpy: man 23 Oct 07, 19:21 Stumpy: the mask 23 Oct 07, 19:21 Stumpy: hahaha 23 Oct 07, 19:21 Stumpy: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN' 23 Oct 07, 19:21 Stumpy: SSSSSSSSSSSSOMBODY SSSTOP ME 23 Oct 07, 19:21 NeoAegis: Yes plz. 23 Oct 07, 19:21 Stumpy: somebody stop me 23 Oct 07, 19:21 Stumpy: ugh 23 Oct 07, 19:21 Stumpy: nine fucking minutes 23 Oct 07, 19:21 Stumpy: jesus christ 23 Oct 07, 19:21 Stumpy: fuck i gotta go do something else 23 Oct 07, 19:20 Stumpy: also, yes 23 Oct 07, 19:20 NeoAegis: Seriously. 23 Oct 07, 19:20 Stumpy: holy christ 23 Oct 07, 19:20 NeoAegis: Yes. 23 Oct 07, 19:20 Stumpy: it's been that long? 23 Oct 07, 19:20 Stumpy: seriously? 23 Oct 07, 19:20 Stumpy: nine minutes? 23 Oct 07, 19:20 Stumpy: waiting 23 Oct 07, 19:20 NeoAegis: 9 minutes. 23 Oct 07, 19:19 NeoAegis: You're fucking drunk off your rocker, aren't you? 23 Oct 07, 19:19 Stumpy: somebody go look i'll wait 23 Oct 07, 19:19 Stumpy: how long have i been doing this for 23 Oct 07, 19:19 Stumpy: fuck 23 Oct 07, 19:19 Stumpy: crazy 23 Oct 07, 19:19 Stumpy: car 23 Oct 07, 19:19 Stumpy: clowns 23 Oct 07, 19:19 Stumpy: also my eyes hurt form stairing at the white/light blue of the c-box 23 Oct 07, 19:19 Stumpy: i have been typing too much 23 Oct 07, 19:19 Stumpy: my fingers feel fucking weird 23 Oct 07, 19:19 Stumpy: shit 23 Oct 07, 19:19 Stumpy: sorry i read the banner at the bottom of the page and had to spell it backwards 23 Oct 07, 19:19 NeoAegis: What the fuck 23 Oct 07, 19:18 Stumpy: idnum tixe 23 Oct 07, 19:18 Stumpy: is that a word? 23 Oct 07, 19:18 Stumpy: crink? 23 Oct 07, 19:18 Stumpy: crink 23 Oct 07, 19:18 Stumpy: creep 23 Oct 07, 19:18 Stumpy: crunk 23 Oct 07, 19:18 Stumpy: is that how you spell that? 23 Oct 07, 19:18 Stumpy: coroner 23 Oct 07, 19:18 Stumpy: even if it was chalk full of jews 23 Oct 07, 19:18 Stumpy: that was a pretty damn good show 23 Oct 07, 19:18 Stumpy: the only reason i know about it is off of seinfeld i think 23 Oct 07, 19:17 Stumpy: i've never had a clark bar, or even eaten one 23 Oct 07, 19:17 Stumpy: clark bar 23 Oct 07, 19:17 Stumpy: campgrou 23 Oct 07, 19:17 Stumpy: croatia 23 Oct 07, 19:17 Stumpy: anyway 23 Oct 07, 19:17 Stumpy: i tried to play the guitar, but i quit after like 3 days 23 Oct 07, 19:17 Stumpy: also i was good at the piano 23 Oct 07, 19:17 Stumpy: but i always took the third or second string peice because i'm too lazy to hit the high notes 23 Oct 07, 19:16 Stumpy: i was really good 23 Oct 07, 19:16 Stumpy: i played the clarinet in high school 23 Oct 07, 19:16 Stumpy: clairinet 23 Oct 07, 19:16 Stumpy: clown 23 Oct 07, 19:16 Stumpy: cocks 23 Oct 07, 19:16 Stumpy: cunt 23 Oct 07, 19:16 Stumpy: back to words that start with c 23 Oct 07, 19:16 Stumpy: but i digress 23 Oct 07, 19:16 Stumpy: i guess 'cause it's a different sound 23 Oct 07, 19:16 Stumpy: although it's a ch, i never really say compound shit like ch or th or shit like that as starting with the letter they start with 23 Oct 07, 19:15 Stumpy: children, that's one 23 Oct 07, 19:15 Stumpy: let's all think of words that start with c, children 23 Oct 07, 19:15 Stumpy: that would be silly 23 Oct 07, 19:15 Stumpy: it clearly isn't chat 23 Oct 07, 19:15 Stumpy: what does the c in c-box stand for by the way? 23 Oct 07, 19:15 Stumpy: fuck i am filling up the c-box pretty quickly no one will be able to read my sweet messages pretty soon even the "[older messages]" thing will be taxed out 23 Oct 07, 19:14 Stumpy: no wait it isn't fun but i'm still doing it 23 Oct 07, 19:14 Stumpy: but it's fun 23 Oct 07, 19:14 Stumpy: fuck Stumpy: eb dlouw ti thguoht i naht redrah yaw saw taht Stumpy: that was way harder than i thought it would be Stumpy: shit Stumpy: gnihtyna fo kniht t'nac i Stumpy: anything of think can't i Stumpy: i can't think of anything Stumpy: i can't think of anything Stumpy: what the fuck Stumpy: someone help me out here Stumpy: shit Stumpy: wait jeff doesn't sound anything like jock itch Stumpy: jeff more like... jock itch Stumpy: jeff Stumpy: although i guess with you it would be jeffson or something like that Stumpy: i demand a full report on my desk by monday morning, johnson Stumpy: get to it Stumpy: chop chop Stumpy: and then what all the sentances me an put together Stumpy: i do not understand a word you just said explain each and every word seperately and then what each word means when put next to the next word and then what the whole sentance means Magical Gelatin: You're in a relationship with an elephant...you're favorite color is two...you're moving...I give up. Stumpy: i forgot Stumpy: shit Stumpy: this game doesn't work when you guys don't guess Magical Gelatin: What? Stumpy: you guys aren't guessing Stumpy: guess what Stumpy: guess what Stumpy: guess what Stumpy: fuck Stumpy: i am i spelling guess right? i've typed it so many times it's lost all meaning Stumpy: shit Stumpy: guess what Stumpy: guess what that is the chatlog from the c-box as you can see i started to delete the time stamps because they're annoying but then i stopped due to laziness. fuck, i don't know if i'm being ironic or parodyinglywhatwhat or not right now ugh i think i hate myself i am terrible human being somebody hurt me. ONLY FAGGOT POST DRUNK ON THE INTERNET WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME UGH FEEL FREE TO FUCKING MAKE FUN OF ME FOR THIS SHIT ESPECIALLY GOD YOU KNOW WHERE IT'S AT MAN!! |
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STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT. EHRHRHRHRNGGHH LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes. | |
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| Flamingo | Oct 24 2007, 12:49 AM Post #21 |
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Penis goes in here
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Freakin' fantastic. Looking forward to the hangover tomorrow? |
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| Dizzarth Stumpy | Oct 24 2007, 12:50 AM Post #22 |
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i am drinking alone on a regular basis. a hangover is the least of my problems. |
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STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT. EHRHRHRHRNGGHH LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes. | |
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| Jyynx | Oct 24 2007, 05:06 AM Post #23 |
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Alcohol is pure evil. Well, Vodka is. |
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| Khan | Oct 24 2007, 07:18 AM Post #24 |
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HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS SWEET WEBSITE CALLED FOUR CHAN DOT ORG?
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I got dead drunk when partying at some friends. I downed so much vodka that I lost grip of everything after a few hours, and woke up 4 hours later in a pool of my puke, and no shirt. 5 kilometres away from the party location. with a DIFFERENT UNDERWEAR, a weird footage in my cell phone and all my candies and CD'S in my bag taken away, though all cash intact. I won't drink again. Ever. Seriously, WTF. This post is entirely true. |
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Wine in hand, in the other, Quran, Both halal I do and haram, In this incomplete world of a sham, Neither Pagan I am, nor Musselman! Omar Khayyam Come, come, whoever you are, Wanderer, idolater, worshipper of fire, Come even though you have broken your vows a thousand times, Come, and come yet again. Ours is not a caravan of despair Mevlana Jalaladdin Rumi | |
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| Killer Bee | Oct 24 2007, 08:01 AM Post #25 |
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I wouldn't say vodka is pure evil, but tequila is the devil himself. Welcome to Exit Mundi. |
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| Khan | Oct 24 2007, 08:54 AM Post #26 |
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HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS SWEET WEBSITE CALLED FOUR CHAN DOT ORG?
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I read from top to bottom and I still think of raping women. I guess I'm alright. |
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Wine in hand, in the other, Quran, Both halal I do and haram, In this incomplete world of a sham, Neither Pagan I am, nor Musselman! Omar Khayyam Come, come, whoever you are, Wanderer, idolater, worshipper of fire, Come even though you have broken your vows a thousand times, Come, and come yet again. Ours is not a caravan of despair Mevlana Jalaladdin Rumi | |
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| DirkNL | Oct 24 2007, 12:50 PM Post #27 |
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Horrific poster
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The tequila itself isn't the devil, it's the worm inside. And Stumpy, that's a lovely c-box log you got there. |
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| Dizzarth Stumpy | Oct 24 2007, 01:31 PM Post #28 |
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vodka is delicious you are terrible. also, i awake once again sans hangover. i DO, however, have to live with the shame of the fact that not only did i get drunk and do stupid shit, but i got drunk and did stupid shit ON THE INTERNET! fuck, i'm a douche AND a nerd. somebody kill me. |
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STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT. EHRHRHRHRNGGHH LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes. | |
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| Comrade Jim | Oct 24 2007, 02:02 PM Post #29 |
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The Apocalypse Itself
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Sounds like you need a drink |
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| Starscream | Oct 25 2007, 06:22 PM Post #30 |
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well that was fun!
mmmmmm.do you guys poo alot when hungover?i do! the colour is most often yellowish and it is slightly runny! |
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