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i am on my way of getting drunk!
Topic Started: Oct 6 2007, 05:00 PM (1,094 Views)
Dizzarth Stumpy
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Oct 9 2007, 05:36 AM
Well if i had to eat someones ass, that would certainly justify the need to be totally drunk to point I dont remember anything!

HAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

you know what's REAAALLLY funny? pretending to take peoples' empty threats literally, IT IS A LAUGH A MINUTE YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD OF YOURSELF!!!


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STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
EHRHRHRHRNGGHH
LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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Dizzarth Stumpy
Oct 11 2007, 08:23 PM
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I always just assume you're drunk whenever you're on EM.
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Dizzarth Stumpy
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Oct 11 2007, 06:55 PM
Dizzarth Stumpy
Oct 11 2007, 08:23 PM
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I always just assume you're drunk whenever you're on EM.

that's a good assumption.
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
EHRHRHRHRNGGHH
LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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Dizzarth Stumpy
Oct 12 2007, 01:56 AM
Flamingo
Oct 11 2007, 06:55 PM
Dizzarth Stumpy
Oct 11 2007, 08:23 PM
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I always just assume you're drunk whenever you're on EM.

that's a good assumption.

young guys usually shave their heads because their balding.

right stumpy? :D
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this is backwards go read from the bottom of the post up otherwise you are a homosexual.


23 Oct 07, 19:26
Stumpy: fuck you guys you're all gay and not online anyway
23 Oct 07, 19:25
Stumpy: i'm leaving
23 Oct 07, 19:25
Stumpy: ugh
23 Oct 07, 19:25
Stumpy: anyway
23 Oct 07, 19:25
Stumpy: i'm great
23 Oct 07, 19:25
Stumpy: fuck i dont' think i really needed to do that but i don't car
23 Oct 07, 19:22
Stumpy: somebody save this whole chatlog so future generation can read it and be enlightened
23 Oct 07, 19:22
NeoAegis: I'm gonna go do something else.
23 Oct 07, 19:22
Stumpy: shit i'm typing so much i have stopped drinking this is unacceptable
23 Oct 07, 19:21
NeoAegis: I used to watch the animated series.
23 Oct 07, 19:21
Stumpy: fuck i loved that movie
23 Oct 07, 19:21
NeoAegis: The Mask fucking ruled.
23 Oct 07, 19:21
Stumpy: when that first came out i was like... younger than i am now, i watched it like 400 times
23 Oct 07, 19:21
NeoAegis: I can temporarily ban you from the cbox.
23 Oct 07, 19:21
Stumpy: man
23 Oct 07, 19:21
Stumpy: the mask
23 Oct 07, 19:21
Stumpy: hahaha
23 Oct 07, 19:21
Stumpy: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'
23 Oct 07, 19:21
Stumpy: SSSSSSSSSSSSOMBODY SSSTOP ME
23 Oct 07, 19:21
NeoAegis: Yes plz.
23 Oct 07, 19:21
Stumpy: somebody stop me
23 Oct 07, 19:21
Stumpy: ugh
23 Oct 07, 19:21
Stumpy: nine fucking minutes
23 Oct 07, 19:21
Stumpy: jesus christ
23 Oct 07, 19:21
Stumpy: fuck i gotta go do something else
23 Oct 07, 19:20
Stumpy: also, yes
23 Oct 07, 19:20
NeoAegis: Seriously.
23 Oct 07, 19:20
Stumpy: holy christ
23 Oct 07, 19:20
NeoAegis: Yes.
23 Oct 07, 19:20
Stumpy: it's been that long?
23 Oct 07, 19:20
Stumpy: seriously?
23 Oct 07, 19:20
Stumpy: nine minutes?
23 Oct 07, 19:20
Stumpy: waiting
23 Oct 07, 19:20
NeoAegis: 9 minutes.
23 Oct 07, 19:19
NeoAegis: You're fucking drunk off your rocker, aren't you?
23 Oct 07, 19:19
Stumpy: somebody go look i'll wait
23 Oct 07, 19:19
Stumpy: how long have i been doing this for
23 Oct 07, 19:19
Stumpy: fuck
23 Oct 07, 19:19
Stumpy: crazy
23 Oct 07, 19:19
Stumpy: car
23 Oct 07, 19:19
Stumpy: clowns
23 Oct 07, 19:19
Stumpy: also my eyes hurt form stairing at the white/light blue of the c-box
23 Oct 07, 19:19
Stumpy: i have been typing too much
23 Oct 07, 19:19
Stumpy: my fingers feel fucking weird
23 Oct 07, 19:19
Stumpy: shit
23 Oct 07, 19:19
Stumpy: sorry i read the banner at the bottom of the page and had to spell it backwards
23 Oct 07, 19:19
NeoAegis: What the fuck
23 Oct 07, 19:18
Stumpy: idnum tixe
23 Oct 07, 19:18
Stumpy: is that a word?
23 Oct 07, 19:18
Stumpy: crink?
23 Oct 07, 19:18
Stumpy: crink
23 Oct 07, 19:18
Stumpy: creep
23 Oct 07, 19:18
Stumpy: crunk
23 Oct 07, 19:18
Stumpy: is that how you spell that?
23 Oct 07, 19:18
Stumpy: coroner
23 Oct 07, 19:18
Stumpy: even if it was chalk full of jews
23 Oct 07, 19:18
Stumpy: that was a pretty damn good show
23 Oct 07, 19:18
Stumpy: the only reason i know about it is off of seinfeld i think
23 Oct 07, 19:17
Stumpy: i've never had a clark bar, or even eaten one
23 Oct 07, 19:17
Stumpy: clark bar
23 Oct 07, 19:17
Stumpy: campgrou
23 Oct 07, 19:17
Stumpy: croatia
23 Oct 07, 19:17
Stumpy: anyway
23 Oct 07, 19:17
Stumpy: i tried to play the guitar, but i quit after like 3 days
23 Oct 07, 19:17
Stumpy: also i was good at the piano
23 Oct 07, 19:17
Stumpy: but i always took the third or second string peice because i'm too lazy to hit the high notes
23 Oct 07, 19:16
Stumpy: i was really good
23 Oct 07, 19:16
Stumpy: i played the clarinet in high school
23 Oct 07, 19:16
Stumpy: clairinet
23 Oct 07, 19:16
Stumpy: clown
23 Oct 07, 19:16
Stumpy: cocks
23 Oct 07, 19:16
Stumpy: cunt
23 Oct 07, 19:16
Stumpy: back to words that start with c
23 Oct 07, 19:16
Stumpy: but i digress
23 Oct 07, 19:16
Stumpy: i guess 'cause it's a different sound
23 Oct 07, 19:16
Stumpy: although it's a ch, i never really say compound shit like ch or th or shit like that as starting with the letter they start with
23 Oct 07, 19:15
Stumpy: children, that's one
23 Oct 07, 19:15
Stumpy: let's all think of words that start with c, children
23 Oct 07, 19:15
Stumpy: that would be silly
23 Oct 07, 19:15
Stumpy: it clearly isn't chat
23 Oct 07, 19:15
Stumpy: what does the c in c-box stand for by the way?
23 Oct 07, 19:15
Stumpy: fuck i am filling up the c-box pretty quickly no one will be able to read my sweet messages pretty soon even the "[older messages]" thing will be taxed out
23 Oct 07, 19:14
Stumpy: no wait it isn't fun but i'm still doing it
23 Oct 07, 19:14
Stumpy: but it's fun
23 Oct 07, 19:14
Stumpy: fuck
Stumpy: eb dlouw ti thguoht i naht redrah yaw saw taht
Stumpy: that was way harder than i thought it would be
Stumpy: shit
Stumpy: gnihtyna fo kniht t'nac i
Stumpy: anything of think can't i
Stumpy: i can't think of anything
Stumpy: i can't think of anything
Stumpy: what the fuck
Stumpy: someone help me out here
Stumpy: shit
Stumpy: wait jeff doesn't sound anything like jock itch
Stumpy: jeff more like... jock itch
Stumpy: jeff
Stumpy: although i guess with you it would be jeffson or something like that
Stumpy: i demand a full report on my desk by monday morning, johnson
Stumpy: get to it
Stumpy: chop chop
Stumpy: and then what all the sentances me an put together
Stumpy: i do not understand a word you just said explain each and every word seperately and then what each word means when put next to the next word and then what the whole sentance means
Magical Gelatin: You're in a relationship with an elephant...you're favorite color is two...you're moving...I give up.
Stumpy: i forgot
Stumpy: shit
Stumpy: this game doesn't work when you guys don't guess
Magical Gelatin: What?
Stumpy: you guys aren't guessing
Stumpy: guess what
Stumpy: guess what
Stumpy: guess what
Stumpy: fuck
Stumpy: i am i spelling guess right? i've typed it so many times it's lost all meaning
Stumpy: shit
Stumpy: guess what
Stumpy: guess what



that is the chatlog from the c-box as you can see i started to delete the time stamps because they're annoying but then i stopped due to laziness.


fuck, i don't know if i'm being ironic or parodyinglywhatwhat or not right now ugh i think i hate myself i am terrible human being somebody hurt me. ONLY FAGGOT POST DRUNK ON THE INTERNET WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME UGH FEEL FREE TO FUCKING MAKE FUN OF ME FOR THIS SHIT ESPECIALLY GOD YOU KNOW WHERE IT'S AT MAN!!
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
EHRHRHRHRNGGHH
LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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Freakin' fantastic. Looking forward to the hangover tomorrow?
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Oct 23 2007, 05:49 PM
Freakin' fantastic. Looking forward to the hangover tomorrow?

i am drinking alone on a regular basis. a hangover is the least of my problems.
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
EHRHRHRHRNGGHH
LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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Alcohol is pure evil. Well, Vodka is.
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I got dead drunk when partying at some friends. I downed so much vodka that I lost grip of everything after a few hours, and woke up 4 hours later in a pool of my puke, and no shirt. 5 kilometres away from the party location. with a DIFFERENT UNDERWEAR, a weird footage in my cell phone and all my candies and CD'S in my bag taken away, though all cash intact.

I won't drink again. Ever. Seriously, WTF. This post is entirely true.
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Oct 24 2007, 05:06 AM
Alcohol is pure evil. Well, Vodka is.

I wouldn't say vodka is pure evil, but tequila is the devil himself. Welcome to Exit Mundi.
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Dizzarth Stumpy
Oct 24 2007, 12:29 AM
this is backwards go read from the bottom of the post up otherwise you are a homosexual.

blablablabla

I read from top to bottom and I still think of raping women. I guess I'm alright.
Wine in hand, in the other, Quran,
Both halal I do and haram,
In this incomplete world of a sham,
Neither Pagan I am, nor Musselman!


Omar Khayyam

Come, come, whoever you are,
Wanderer, idolater, worshipper of fire,
Come even though you have broken your vows a thousand times,
Come, and come yet again.
Ours is not a caravan of despair


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Oct 24 2007, 10:01 AM
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Oct 24 2007, 05:06 AM
Alcohol is pure evil. Well, Vodka is.

I wouldn't say vodka is pure evil, but tequila is the devil himself. Welcome to Exit Mundi.

The tequila itself isn't the devil, it's the worm inside.

And Stumpy, that's a lovely c-box log you got there.
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Oct 23 2007, 10:06 PM
Alcohol is pure evil. Well, Vodka is.

vodka is delicious you are terrible.


also, i awake once again sans hangover. i DO, however, have to live with the shame of the fact that not only did i get drunk and do stupid shit, but i got drunk and did stupid shit ON THE INTERNET! fuck, i'm a douche AND a nerd. somebody kill me.
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
EHRHRHRHRNGGHH
LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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Dizzarth Stumpy
Oct 24 2007, 01:31 PM
Jyynx
Oct 23 2007, 10:06 PM
Alcohol is pure evil. Well, Vodka is.

vodka is delicious you are terrible.


also, i awake once again sans hangover. i DO, however, have to live with the shame of the fact that not only did i get drunk and do stupid shit, but i got drunk and did stupid shit ON THE INTERNET! fuck, i'm a douche AND a nerd. somebody kill me.

Sounds like you need a drink
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well that was fun! :)

mmmmmm.do you guys poo alot when hungover?i do!
the colour is most often yellowish and it is slightly runny!
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