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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 14 2007, 02:46 PM (898 Views) | |
| Magical Gelatin | Oct 14 2007, 02:46 PM Post #1 |
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Hi! I'm once again running for Class President (high school this time), and I've began to write my speech. I want to be able to separate my speech from the rest by adding a joke or two, subliminal, sarcastic, whatever is appropriate. My speech has to get approved, so I stress the appropriate part. I want to gain votes, not lose votes
Let's see what the best speech joke EMF can come up with is! If I love it like a child, I'll throw in a prize.Good luck! |
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| Dizzarth Stumpy | Oct 14 2007, 04:23 PM Post #2 |
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student government is for homosexuals. work that in somehow. |
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STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT. EHRHRHRHRNGGHH LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes. | |
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| Khan | Oct 14 2007, 04:28 PM Post #3 |
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HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS SWEET WEBSITE CALLED FOUR CHAN DOT ORG?
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Tell them the many ways mankind could collapse, and recount the disasters from exit mundi. And also, Student Government is for fags. |
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Wine in hand, in the other, Quran, Both halal I do and haram, In this incomplete world of a sham, Neither Pagan I am, nor Musselman! Omar Khayyam Come, come, whoever you are, Wanderer, idolater, worshipper of fire, Come even though you have broken your vows a thousand times, Come, and come yet again. Ours is not a caravan of despair Mevlana Jalaladdin Rumi | |
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| NeoAegis | Oct 14 2007, 05:49 PM Post #4 |
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Israel thug life
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I don't dig Student Government, therefore, my wit is not up for hire. |
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| Magical Gelatin | Oct 14 2007, 05:53 PM Post #5 |
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El Presidente
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Great. Yeah, I should plug Exit Mundi
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| Flamingo | Oct 14 2007, 09:03 PM Post #6 |
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Penis goes in here
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Student elections are popularity contests. If you're popular, you win. If not, you don't. |
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| Bigfoot | Oct 14 2007, 09:26 PM Post #7 |
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The least shitty of the shittiest.
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As an expert in student goverment, that is basiclly the truth behind it. Student goverment is for fags. |
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| Lyncanthro | Oct 14 2007, 10:10 PM Post #8 |
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Inheritor of the Ashes
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I hope you win, I did. Hmmm, I have no idea what you're like so I can't make a joke. |
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| koala | Oct 15 2007, 01:49 AM Post #9 |
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THE GREATEST POSTER OF ALL
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"my fellow americans.... I did not have sexual relations with that woman...but seriously though folks." |
| A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant. | |
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| Flamingo | Oct 15 2007, 01:58 AM Post #10 |
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Penis goes in here
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That's so olde, Robin Williams used it in his movie. "I have no first lady, anyone up for the job?" Meh. |
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| koala | Oct 15 2007, 02:06 AM Post #11 |
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THE GREATEST POSTER OF ALL
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"good morning students and faculty, whats the deal with airline food? have you seen these kids these days with their baggy pants and rap music" |
| A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant. | |
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| Flamingo | Oct 15 2007, 02:09 AM Post #12 |
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Penis goes in here
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Neither statement has anything to do with student government, they're more statements than jokes, and the transition is terrible. But then again I don't think you're seriously trying. |
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| koala | Oct 15 2007, 04:04 AM Post #13 |
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THE GREATEST POSTER OF ALL
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"thank you students and faculty. with Christmas right around the corner I would like you all to write me a letter on what you want for Christmas...... just kidding, but seriously though folks." |
| A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant. | |
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| Dizzarth Stumpy | Oct 15 2007, 01:32 PM Post #14 |
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it's almost like he's using olde and cliched stand up comedy jokes for comedic effect. |
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STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT. EHRHRHRHRNGGHH LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes. | |
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| koala | Oct 15 2007, 03:09 PM Post #15 |
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THE GREATEST POSTER OF ALL
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make reference to a popular movie,TV show, or song in your intro and you'll do fine. |
| A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant. | |
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Let's see what the best speech joke EMF can come up with is! If I love it like a child, I'll throw in a prize.






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