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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 14 2007, 02:46 PM (899 Views) | |
| agafaba | Oct 15 2007, 04:50 PM Post #16 |
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douchebagga
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I would help but my wit is made only to destroy the selfesteem of others... and by personal experience will either make people hate or fear you. |
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| evilgenius | Oct 15 2007, 07:57 PM Post #17 |
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Voted Most Likely to End the World
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Vote for me and I'll ban these elections so you don't have to go through this shit anymore. |
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| Magical Gelatin | Oct 15 2007, 08:03 PM Post #18 |
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El Presidente
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Well thanks for the....well...thanks. Apparently no one knows who the other candidate is, so things should be okay.
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| Lyncanthro | Oct 17 2007, 12:39 AM Post #19 |
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Inheritor of the Ashes
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How does that make it okay? |
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| koala | Oct 17 2007, 01:10 AM Post #20 |
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THE GREATEST POSTER OF ALL
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because elections are a popularity contest. that's why! |
| A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant. | |
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| agafaba | Oct 17 2007, 01:45 AM Post #21 |
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douchebagga
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The best way to win a ;popularity contest is to make everyone else forgettable. Then you can win regardless
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| Magical Gelatin | Oct 17 2007, 08:33 PM Post #22 |
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El Presidente
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Some of my friends are literally walking up and down the halls saying "Are you voting for Jeff? Good, or else." I even had the other candidate's campaign manager walk up to me and tell me that he's not voting for the kid, and he's voting for me 'cuz he knows the kid won't do his work. |
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| Flamingo | Oct 17 2007, 09:01 PM Post #23 |
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Penis goes in here
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So you're position as Pres is pretty much sealed. But just for good measure, make a big bowl of punch and... |
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| koala | Oct 18 2007, 04:54 AM Post #24 |
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THE GREATEST POSTER OF ALL
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Are you taller than the other kat? the people tend to lean towards the taller candidate. And, looks matter tambien. if it wasn't for lincolns beard he may have never been elected.
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| A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant. | |
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| Magical Gelatin | Oct 18 2007, 08:37 PM Post #25 |
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El Presidente
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You know what, I have no idea who's taller. I'm shorter than the average, but this kid is short and wide, so he's probably taller, but I'm not too sure.
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| Lyncanthro | Oct 18 2007, 10:41 PM Post #26 |
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Inheritor of the Ashes
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Are you good at speeches? Or are you a robot? |
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| Magical Gelatin | Oct 18 2007, 11:07 PM Post #27 |
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El Presidente
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I've given many speeches, and I truly enjoy giving them It's due tomorrow, so I guess I'm leaving it without a Stumpy-flavored joke. |
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| Flamingo | Oct 18 2007, 11:19 PM Post #28 |
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Penis goes in here
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I'm betting they taste salty considering they usually contain the word "cocks." |
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| Dizzarth Stumpy | Oct 18 2007, 11:31 PM Post #29 |
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Pessimist
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yeah, i tried to get them to make stumpy flavoured condoms, but they said it was redundant. |
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STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT. EHRHRHRHRNGGHH LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes. | |
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