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Calling All With A Good Wit And Humor
Topic Started: Oct 14 2007, 02:46 PM (899 Views)
agafaba
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I would help but my wit is made only to destroy the selfesteem of others... and by personal experience will either make people hate or fear you.
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Vote for me and I'll ban these elections so you don't have to go through this shit anymore.
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LC made it, and it is awesome.

You do notice how much money it costs to repair the damages of a zombie outbreak? no!
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Magical Gelatin
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Well thanks for the....well...thanks.

Apparently no one knows who the other candidate is, so things should be okay.

:D
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Go ahead and the tell about the mutilation of your pinky. We have until the end of the world to hear it.
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Lyncanthro
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How does that make it okay?
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Lyncanthro
Oct 17 2007, 12:39 AM
How does that make it okay?

because elections are a popularity contest. that's why!
A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.
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agafaba
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The best way to win a ;popularity contest is to make everyone else forgettable. Then you can win regardless :)
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Some of my friends are literally walking up and down the halls saying "Are you voting for Jeff? Good, or else."

I even had the other candidate's campaign manager walk up to me and tell me that he's not voting for the kid, and he's voting for me 'cuz he knows the kid won't do his work.
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Go ahead and the tell about the mutilation of your pinky. We have until the end of the world to hear it.
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So you're position as Pres is pretty much sealed. But just for good measure, make a big bowl of punch and...
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Magical Gelatin
Oct 17 2007, 08:33 PM
Some of my friends are literally walking up and down the halls saying "Are you voting for Jeff? Good, or else."

I even had the other candidate's campaign manager walk up to me and tell me that he's not voting for the kid, and he's voting for me 'cuz he knows the kid won't do his work.

Are you taller than the other kat? the people tend to lean towards the taller candidate. And, looks matter tambien. if it wasn't for lincolns beard he may have never been elected. :)
A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.
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Magical Gelatin
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You know what, I have no idea who's taller. I'm shorter than the average, but this kid is short and wide, so he's probably taller, but I'm not too sure. :)
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Go ahead and the tell about the mutilation of your pinky. We have until the end of the world to hear it.
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Lyncanthro
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Are you good at speeches? Or are you a robot?
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Lyncanthro
Oct 18 2007, 06:41 PM
Are you good at speeches? Or are you a robot?

I've given many speeches, and I truly enjoy giving them :D

It's due tomorrow, so I guess I'm leaving it without a Stumpy-flavored joke.
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Magical Gelatin
Oct 18 2007, 07:07 PM
Stumpy-flavored joke.

I'm betting they taste salty considering they usually contain the word "cocks."
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Flamingo
Oct 18 2007, 04:19 PM
Magical Gelatin
Oct 18 2007, 07:07 PM
Stumpy-flavored joke.

I'm betting they taste salty considering they usually contain the word "cocks."

yeah, i tried to get them to make stumpy flavoured condoms, but they said it was redundant.
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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