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Topic Started: Oct 15 2007, 12:05 AM (656 Views)
koala
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DirkNL
Oct 17 2007, 01:57 PM
koala
Oct 17 2007, 03:13 AM
koala
Oct 16 2007, 03:41 AM
Flamingo
Oct 15 2007, 02:01 AM
So no kids in your future, bear?

whenever I want 'em. I have frozen sperm in the sperm bank at my disposal. :)

I've told a lot of people this. I am like GOD!!! I can now choose who the mother of my children will be. YEEEEEESSS! YEEEEEEEESSSS!!!! MUA HA HA HA!!!

You know, you could also choose the mother of your future children by knowing who you're fucking with.

And why would anyone want to mother your children anyways?

No idiot I can have any woman I want, and i can CHOOSE who the mother of my children will be. instead of relying on a condom, which if it breaks, I'm fucked. If she misses a birth control pill, that's not my CHOICE! I AM GOD!!!!!!
A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.
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koala
Oct 17 2007, 08:25 PM
DirkNL
Oct 17 2007, 01:57 PM
koala
Oct 17 2007, 03:13 AM
koala
Oct 16 2007, 03:41 AM
Flamingo
Oct 15 2007, 02:01 AM
So no kids in your future, bear?

whenever I want 'em. I have frozen sperm in the sperm bank at my disposal. :)

I've told a lot of people this. I am like GOD!!! I can now choose who the mother of my children will be. YEEEEEESSS! YEEEEEEEESSSS!!!! MUA HA HA HA!!!

You know, you could also choose the mother of your future children by knowing who you're fucking with.

And why would anyone want to mother your children anyways?

No idiot I can have any woman I want, and i can CHOOSE who the mother of my children will be. instead of relying on a condom, which if it breaks, I'm fucked. If she misses a birth control pill, that's not my CHOICE! I AM GOD!!!!!!

But, doesn't that kind of take the fun out of it?
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koala
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Oct 19 2007, 07:17 PM
koala
Oct 17 2007, 08:25 PM
DirkNL
Oct 17 2007, 01:57 PM
koala
Oct 17 2007, 03:13 AM
koala
Oct 16 2007, 03:41 AM
Flamingo
Oct 15 2007, 02:01 AM
So no kids in your future, bear?

whenever I want 'em. I have frozen sperm in the sperm bank at my disposal. :)

I've told a lot of people this. I am like GOD!!! I can now choose who the mother of my children will be. YEEEEEESSS! YEEEEEEEESSSS!!!! MUA HA HA HA!!!

You know, you could also choose the mother of your future children by knowing who you're fucking with.

And why would anyone want to mother your children anyways?

No idiot I can have any woman I want, and i can CHOOSE who the mother of my children will be. instead of relying on a condom, which if it breaks, I'm fucked. If she misses a birth control pill, that's not my CHOICE! I AM GOD!!!!!!

But, doesn't that kind of take the fun out of it?

:lol: yeah. getting a girl knocked up.

I'd rather have terrible diarrhea, ingrown toenails on all 5 toes, any more ?
A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.
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koala
Oct 19 2007, 11:37 PM
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Oct 19 2007, 07:17 PM
koala
Oct 17 2007, 08:25 PM
DirkNL
Oct 17 2007, 01:57 PM
koala
Oct 17 2007, 03:13 AM
koala
Oct 16 2007, 03:41 AM
Flamingo
Oct 15 2007, 02:01 AM
So no kids in your future, bear?

whenever I want 'em. I have frozen sperm in the sperm bank at my disposal. :)

I've told a lot of people this. I am like GOD!!! I can now choose who the mother of my children will be. YEEEEEESSS! YEEEEEEEESSSS!!!! MUA HA HA HA!!!

You know, you could also choose the mother of your future children by knowing who you're fucking with.

And why would anyone want to mother your children anyways?

No idiot I can have any woman I want, and i can CHOOSE who the mother of my children will be. instead of relying on a condom, which if it breaks, I'm fucked. If she misses a birth control pill, that's not my CHOICE! I AM GOD!!!!!!

But, doesn't that kind of take the fun out of it?

:lol: yeah. getting a girl knocked up.

I'd rather have terrible diarrhea, ingrown toenails on all 5 toes, any more ?

Please never reproduce
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Oct 20 2007, 10:02 AM
koala
Oct 19 2007, 11:37 PM
Killer Bee
Oct 19 2007, 07:17 PM
koala
Oct 17 2007, 08:25 PM
DirkNL
Oct 17 2007, 01:57 PM
koala
Oct 17 2007, 03:13 AM
koala
Oct 16 2007, 03:41 AM
Flamingo
Oct 15 2007, 02:01 AM
So no kids in your future, bear?

whenever I want 'em. I have frozen sperm in the sperm bank at my disposal. :)

I've told a lot of people this. I am like GOD!!! I can now choose who the mother of my children will be. YEEEEEESSS! YEEEEEEEESSSS!!!! MUA HA HA HA!!!

You know, you could also choose the mother of your future children by knowing who you're fucking with.

And why would anyone want to mother your children anyways?

No idiot I can have any woman I want, and i can CHOOSE who the mother of my children will be. instead of relying on a condom, which if it breaks, I'm fucked. If she misses a birth control pill, that's not my CHOICE! I AM GOD!!!!!!

But, doesn't that kind of take the fun out of it?

:lol: yeah. getting a girl knocked up.

I'd rather have terrible diarrhea, ingrown toenails on all 5 toes, any more ?

Please never reproduce

:head down: yes sir.
A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.
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koala
Oct 20 2007, 09:23 PM
Comrade Jim
Oct 20 2007, 10:02 AM
koala
Oct 19 2007, 11:37 PM
Killer Bee
Oct 19 2007, 07:17 PM
koala
Oct 17 2007, 08:25 PM
DirkNL
Oct 17 2007, 01:57 PM
koala
Oct 17 2007, 03:13 AM
koala
Oct 16 2007, 03:41 AM
Flamingo
Oct 15 2007, 02:01 AM
So no kids in your future, bear?

whenever I want 'em. I have frozen sperm in the sperm bank at my disposal. :)

I've told a lot of people this. I am like GOD!!! I can now choose who the mother of my children will be. YEEEEEESSS! YEEEEEEEESSSS!!!! MUA HA HA HA!!!

You know, you could also choose the mother of your future children by knowing who you're fucking with.

And why would anyone want to mother your children anyways?

No idiot I can have any woman I want, and i can CHOOSE who the mother of my children will be. instead of relying on a condom, which if it breaks, I'm fucked. If she misses a birth control pill, that's not my CHOICE! I AM GOD!!!!!!

But, doesn't that kind of take the fun out of it?

:lol: yeah. getting a girl knocked up.

I'd rather have terrible diarrhea, ingrown toenails on all 5 toes, any more ?

Please never reproduce

:head down: yes sir.

I think the name of your first born male child should be Jim.
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Killer Bee
Oct 20 2007, 06:17 PM
:head down: yes sir.

I think the name of your first born male child should be Jim. [/QUOTE]
Don't let your child having a vagina stop you from calling it Jim though.
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Flamingo
Oct 20 2007, 10:25 PM
Killer Bee,Oct 20 2007
06:17 PM
:head down: yes sir.

I think the name of your first born male child should be Jim.

Don't let your child having a vagina stop you from calling it Jim though. [/QUOTE]
Definitley not. By naming my first child with a vagina Jim, I'd be making sure that she didn't take no shit from noone. I could just see her future fiance' trying to explain to his parents why he's marrying someone named Jim. Hilarity would ensue.
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Killer Bee,Oct 20 2007
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:head down: yes sir.

I think the name of your first born male child should be Jim.

Don't let your child having a vagina stop you from calling it Jim though. [/QUOTE]
Why not say "a girl"?
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Comrade Jim
Oct 23 2007, 04:11 PM
Flamingo,Oct 20 2007
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Killer Bee,Oct 20 2007
06:17 PM
:head down: yes sir.

I think the name of your first born male child should be Jim.

Don't let your child having a vagina stop you from calling it Jim though.

Why not say "a girl"? [/QUOTE]
Because everyone knows the word vagina is funny. (If of course you're 11).
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Here on Exit Mundi, we don't use the simple terms ;)
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Go ahead and the tell about the mutilation of your pinky. We have until the end of the world to hear it.
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Because a girl means they were born with a vagina... This child is not restricted to that and can be born a man, then made a women.
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