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Kids?
Topic Started: Oct 20 2007, 10:28 PM (1,169 Views)
Flamingo
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Magical Gelatin
Oct 21 2007, 01:36 PM
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Oct 21 2007, 08:21 AM
I heard about the "@" child, but I think the Chinese govt. made it illegal to do so.

Never heard of that. How is that pronounced?

Read it all here:

http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/18/chines...t-to-name-baby/
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Hahaha, that's great.
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Go ahead and the tell about the mutilation of your pinky. We have until the end of the world to hear it.
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I'm going to name my kid Robert');DROP TABLE Students;--.
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Oct 21 2007, 01:11 PM
I'm going to name my kid Robert');DROP TABLE Students;--.

little bobby tables ^__________^
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no... but he was only a few years old so give him some time
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My wife is pregant and due in February, if its a girl we name it Rachel, if its a guy we name it Justin.

As far as fatherhood goes, I am increasingly afraid of raising a kid in modern day United States. No one has any discipline or honor any more and I feel like my kid will be isolated or made fun of...a social outcast, simply because I will teach the kid to have values like responsibility, accountability, and motivation. It seems that if anyone actually strives to show some intelligence and take interest in learning, and that they expect people to be thoughtful and considerate of others, that makes them a loser. I am very concerned about these things.
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I'd rather rip my uterus out and shove it in the unfornunate pro-lifer breeder's face has the nerve to me shit about it.

I'm more then happy to be the cool aunt who intruduces the niece/nephew to cool music , good books, and their first joint.
No seriously, go fuck yourself......
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Oct 22 2007, 05:59 PM
I'd rather rip my uterus out and shove it in the unfornunate pro-lifer breeder's face has the nerve to me shit about it.

I'm more then happy to be the cool aunt who intruduces the niece/nephew to cool music , good books, and their first joint.

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I love it how Harbringer refers to his future child as "it".

EDIT: Congrats!
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Oct 22 2007, 10:59 AM
I'd rather rip my uterus out and shove it in the unfornunate pro-lifer breeder's face has the nerve to me shit about it.

I'm more then happy to be the cool aunt who intruduces the niece/nephew to cool music , good books, and their first joint.

merry me.



also, justin is fucking terrible name do not name your kid justin.
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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Name your kid justinian ;) (lowercase j)
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Oct 22 2007, 05:48 AM
No one has any discipline or honor any more

what the fuck is honour? it's a retarded made up word that means nothing.

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and I feel like my kid will be isolated or made fun of...a social outcast, simply because I will teach the kid to have values like responsibility, accountability, and motivation.  It seems that if anyone actually strives to show some intelligence and take interest in learning, and that they expect people to be thoughtful and considerate of others, that makes them a loser.  I am very concerned about these things.

that is stupid. okay, i guess i don't know about the US, but canada is pretty fucking similar and initiative and getting good grades and shit like that didn't make you a loser. it makes you a SUCKER (in my books at least), but it's not like this is the fucking 60's where the cool kids ditched class to smoke cigarettes and the nerds had glasses and pocket protectors and were the only people who got good grades.

what makes you a loser isn't trying hard in school, it's being so obsessed with becoming a mature and responsible adult when you're fucking 16 that you forget to act like a teenager once in a while and HAVE SOME GOD DAMN FUN BEFORE THE WEIGHT OF THE REAL WORLD CRUSHES YOUR SOUL!!! seriously, spending a kid's whole childhood teaching them to be a responsible, accountable and motivated adult is just going to leave them a jaded and cynical asshole, and not in a good way like me.

(i am probably missing a few words or letters in the above paragraphs. bite me i'm too lazy to proofread any further)
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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Oct 22 2007, 05:39 PM
The_Nahga
Oct 22 2007, 10:59 AM
I'd rather rip my uterus out and shove it in the unfornunate pro-lifer breeder's face has the nerve to me shit about it.

I'm more then happy to be the cool aunt who intruduces the niece/nephew to cool music , good books, and their first joint.

merry me.

I lol'd.
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Dizzarth Stumpy
Oct 22 2007, 10:39 PM
The_Nahga
Oct 22 2007, 10:59 AM
I'd rather rip my uterus out and shove it in the unfornunate pro-lifer breeder's face has the nerve to me shit about it.

I'm more then happy to be the cool aunt who intruduces the niece/nephew to cool music , good books, and their first joint.

merry me.



also, justin is fucking terrible name do not name your kid justin.

FYI: stumpys real name is justin.
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I'd rather rip my uterus out and shove it in the unfornunate pro-lifer breeder's face has the nerve to me shit about it.


GOD DAMN....... This is the post of the year.
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