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Kids?
Topic Started: Oct 20 2007, 10:28 PM (1,168 Views)
The_Nahga
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Oct 22 2007, 10:39 PM
The_Nahga
Oct 22 2007, 10:59 AM
I'd rather rip my uterus out and shove it in the unfornunate pro-lifer breeder's face has the nerve to me shit about it.

I'm more then happy to be the cool aunt who intruduces the niece/nephew to cool music , good books, and their first joint.

merry me.



also, justin is fucking terrible name do not name your kid justin.

I thought I was dead to you due to my selective love of anime and Dr Who.
I'd force you to meet and be nice to my furry friends as well.
I'd also talk your ear off about my forgien coin collection.
Then I'd drag you to fetish parties and goth clubs.
No seriously, go fuck yourself......
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Oct 23 2007, 01:21 AM
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Oct 22 2007, 05:48 AM
No one has any discipline or honor any more

what the fuck is honour? it's a retarded made up word that means nothing.

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and I feel like my kid will be isolated or made fun of...a social outcast, simply because I will teach the kid to have values like responsibility, accountability, and motivation.  It seems that if anyone actually strives to show some intelligence and take interest in learning, and that they expect people to be thoughtful and considerate of others, that makes them a loser.  I am very concerned about these things.

that is stupid. okay, i guess i don't know about the US, but canada is pretty fucking similar and initiative and getting good grades and shit like that didn't make you a loser. it makes you a SUCKER (in my books at least), but it's not like this is the fucking 60's where the cool kids ditched class to smoke cigarettes and the nerds had glasses and pocket protectors and were the only people who got good grades.

what makes you a loser isn't trying hard in school, it's being so obsessed with becoming a mature and responsible adult when you're fucking 16 that you forget to act like a teenager once in a while and HAVE SOME GOD DAMN FUN BEFORE THE WEIGHT OF THE REAL WORLD CRUSHES YOUR SOUL!!! seriously, spending a kid's whole childhood teaching them to be a responsible, accountable and motivated adult is just going to leave them a jaded and cynical asshole, and not in a good way like me.

(i am probably missing a few words or letters in the above paragraphs. bite me i'm too lazy to proofread any further)

Honor is much like chivalry or bushido, it is a collection of ideals on how to act. It has to do with good decision making, morality, accountability, fairness, justice and all those other things that no one can really attain, but you sure can try!

I agree with your thoughts here Stumpy. I want to find the balance of letting the kid have fun in a good teenager way, (drinking some beers, blowing up someones mail box, getting laid on spring break) But I dont want my kid to be completely unprepared for the crushing real world, and I dont want to deal with underage pregnancy, robbery, or serious crime. I also want to avoid my kid having a "the world owes me everything I want" BS attitude.

The way I see it, you dont always get what you want, the world isnt fair, and no one owes you anything, especially respect, unless you have done something to earn it. The sooner they learn that the better.

Example: My kid wants to egg his english teachers house on Halloween. If he is dumb enough to get caught, then he has to pay the consequences without acting like a little bitch (drama queen)
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Oct 23 2007, 04:50 PM
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Oct 23 2007, 01:21 AM
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Oct 22 2007, 05:48 AM
No one has any discipline or honor any more

what the fuck is honour? it's a retarded made up word that means nothing.

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and I feel like my kid will be isolated or made fun of...a social outcast, simply because I will teach the kid to have values like responsibility, accountability, and motivation.  It seems that if anyone actually strives to show some intelligence and take interest in learning, and that they expect people to be thoughtful and considerate of others, that makes them a loser.  I am very concerned about these things.

that is stupid. okay, i guess i don't know about the US, but canada is pretty fucking similar and initiative and getting good grades and shit like that didn't make you a loser. it makes you a SUCKER (in my books at least), but it's not like this is the fucking 60's where the cool kids ditched class to smoke cigarettes and the nerds had glasses and pocket protectors and were the only people who got good grades.

what makes you a loser isn't trying hard in school, it's being so obsessed with becoming a mature and responsible adult when you're fucking 16 that you forget to act like a teenager once in a while and HAVE SOME GOD DAMN FUN BEFORE THE WEIGHT OF THE REAL WORLD CRUSHES YOUR SOUL!!! seriously, spending a kid's whole childhood teaching them to be a responsible, accountable and motivated adult is just going to leave them a jaded and cynical asshole, and not in a good way like me.

(i am probably missing a few words or letters in the above paragraphs. bite me i'm too lazy to proofread any further)


I want to find the balance of letting the kid have fun in a good teenager way, (drinking some beers, blowing up someones mail box, getting laid on spring break).

Unless its a girl of course
Then she's going on lockdown in a tower.
No seriously, go fuck yourself......
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The_Nahga
Oct 23 2007, 09:16 AM
Dizzarth Stumpy
Oct 22 2007, 10:39 PM
The_Nahga
Oct 22 2007, 10:59 AM
I'd rather rip my uterus out and shove it in the unfornunate pro-lifer breeder's face has the nerve to me shit about it.

I'm more then happy to be the cool aunt who intruduces the niece/nephew to cool music , good books, and their first joint.

merry me.



also, justin is fucking terrible name do not name your kid justin.

I thought I was dead to you due to my selective love of anime and Dr Who.
I'd force you to meet and be nice to my furry friends as well.
I'd also talk your ear off about my forgien coin collection.
Then I'd drag you to fetish parties and goth clubs.

Sounds like marriage to me.
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Oct 23 2007, 07:13 PM
The_Nahga
Oct 23 2007, 09:16 AM
Dizzarth Stumpy
Oct 22 2007, 10:39 PM
The_Nahga
Oct 22 2007, 10:59 AM
I'd rather rip my uterus out and shove it in the unfornunate pro-lifer breeder's face has the nerve to me shit about it.

I'm more then happy to be the cool aunt who intruduces the niece/nephew to cool music , good books, and their first joint.

merry me.



also, justin is fucking terrible name do not name your kid justin.

I thought I was dead to you due to my selective love of anime and Dr Who.
I'd force you to meet and be nice to my furry friends as well.
I'd also talk your ear off about my forgien coin collection.
Then I'd drag you to fetish parties and goth clubs.

Sounds like marriage to me.

I'm only doing it for the canadian residency.
No seriously, go fuck yourself......
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Oct 23 2007, 02:13 PM
The_Nahga
Oct 23 2007, 09:16 AM
Dizzarth Stumpy
Oct 22 2007, 10:39 PM
The_Nahga
Oct 22 2007, 10:59 AM
I'd rather rip my uterus out and shove it in the unfornunate pro-lifer breeder's face has the nerve to me shit about it.

I'm more then happy to be the cool aunt who intruduces the niece/nephew to cool music , good books, and their first joint.

merry me.



also, justin is fucking terrible name do not name your kid justin.

I thought I was dead to you due to my selective love of anime and Dr Who.
I'd force you to meet and be nice to my furry friends as well.
I'd also talk your ear off about my forgien coin collection.
Then I'd drag you to fetish parties and goth clubs.

Sounds like marriage to me.

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I was going to make this a separate thread, but I decided against it. I had this really weird dream last night...about bear...

Before I fell asleep, I was reading a book that mentioned the birth defects of Thalidomide. And me, not knowing what that was, was left with something for my subconscious to ponder. In my dream, I was on some guilt trp, in which I was in a house, which was apparently bear's house. I was with a few other people (probably you guys) and we walked into this room to "meet bear". We walked in quietly and "bear" was nothing else than a computer screen with a vial of human organs attached to it.

I was scared.
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Magical Gelatin
Oct 23 2007, 05:10 PM
I was going to make this a separate thread, but I decided against it. I had this really weird dream last night...about bear...

I read that much, and then stopped to avoid the homoerotic tale.


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Oct 23 2007, 07:16 AM
I thought I was dead to you due to my selective love of anime and Dr Who.

being dead isn't a deal breaker.

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I'd force you to meet and be nice to my furry friends as well.

i'm not nice to anybody. don't try to change me, baby.

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I'd also talk your ear off about my forgien coin collection.

foreign coins aren't not cool. i myself have several coins from around the world.

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Then I'd drag you to fetish parties and goth clubs.

sounds sexy, i'm in.
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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Oct 23 2007, 10:10 PM
I was going to make this a separate thread, but I decided against it. I had this really weird dream last night...about bear...

Before I fell asleep, I was reading a book that mentioned the birth defects of Thalidomide. And me, not knowing what that was, was left with something for my subconscious to ponder. In my dream, I was on some guilt trp, in which I was in a house, which was apparently bear's house. I was with a few other people (probably you guys) and we walked into this room to "meet bear". We walked in quietly and "bear" was nothing else than a computer screen with a vial of human organs attached to it.

I was scared.

That's a great short story in the making jeff! I won't steal it though. That can be a scary-ass story!

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Errr...no.

And trust me Neo, I have a girlfriend, I seriously don't need bear.
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Oct 23 2007, 03:57 PM
Errr...no.

And trust me Neo, I have a girlfriend, I seriously don't need bear.

lies nobody on the internet knows any women.
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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Oct 23 2007, 06:57 PM
And trust me Neo, I have a girlfriend, I seriously don't need bear.

Threesome?
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Oct 23 2007, 07:15 PM
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And trust me Neo, I have a girlfriend, I seriously don't need bear.

Threesome?

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Oct 23 2007, 11:18 PM
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And trust me Neo, I have a girlfriend, I seriously don't need bear.

Threesome?

Bear- animal

So if I was just an ordinary man you would be all for it?

I see. That's a scary story jeff. I'm glad that I could help.
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