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What pet's do you have?
Topic Started: Oct 30 2007, 06:54 PM (1,104 Views)
Exiled_Blood
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I plan on getting another Raven sometime by the end of the year. I wasn't able to keep the last one. A crow is nice, but there's too many of them around here already. I think Stumpy has had a bad experience with a bird before early in his life.
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My friend makes me laugh... he thinks that the crows follow him around, that there are 7 of them or something. (he is a furry)
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agafaba
Nov 7 2007, 06:58 AM
My friend makes me laugh... he thinks that the crows follow him around, that there are 7 of them or something. (he is a furry)

You'd better be sure he isn't a zombie. If so, those ain't crows, they're vultures, waiting to feed on his dead flesh. Just to be safe, I would take a large axe and cut off his head. If you get arrested, claim you are a zombie slayer. Then, you'll spend the rest of your life in a state mental institution with the best meds.
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Dizzarth Stumpy
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Exiled_Blood
Nov 6 2007, 08:25 PM
I think Stumpy has had a bad experience with a bird before early in his life.

and i think you're a fucking retard. notice how i didn't say anything bad about say... budgies or parrots and shit? that's because they're colourful and happy looking and go "tweet tweet tweet". they're not black as night with a call that chills one to their very soul. if you can't see how black birds that go "CRAWWW CRAWWWW" are creepy then you are a moron.
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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My dog was murdered a couple months ago.
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Exiled_Blood
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I don't see anything creepy about a crow or raven. I grew up around stuff like that. Their calls are one of the things that make them interesting.
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Dizzarth Stumpy
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Nov 7 2007, 01:35 PM
I don't see anything creepy about a crow or raven. I grew up around stuff like that. Their calls are one of the things that make them interesting.

are you sure it's not because you're an emo faggot?
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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Let's review:

A raven-

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A dog-

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In conclusion, Exhibit A is a fucking raven. Exhibit B is a cute doggy. I think I know what I'd rather have sleeping at the foot of my bed without the fear of having my eyeballs pecked out.
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Flamingo
Nov 7 2007, 02:00 PM
Let's review:

A raven-

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A dog-

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In conclusion, Exhibit A is a fucking raven. Exhibit B is a cute doggy. I think I know what I'd rather have sleeping at the foot of my bed without the fear of having my eyeballs pecked out.

SERIOUSLY!


fucking thank you, my homosexual friend.
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
EHRHRHRHRNGGHH
LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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Dizzarth Stumpy
Nov 7 2007, 06:16 PM
fucking thank you, my homosexual friend.

Anytime my piss drunk cross dressing bakery worker friend.
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Dizzarth Stumpy
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i am not a cross dresser.
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
EHRHRHRHRNGGHH
LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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Nov 7 2007, 09:27 PM
i am not a cross dresser.

yeah!
He's a transvestite!
No seriously, go fuck yourself......
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Dizzarth Stumpy
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no he isn't shut up i deny all accusations.
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
EHRHRHRHRNGGHH
LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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Flamingo
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Dizzarth Stumpy
Nov 7 2007, 06:37 PM
i deny all accusations.

You also deny the fact you have a penis. (I came to the conclusion that all bakery workers are cross dressers. Don't question me).
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Dizzarth Stumpy
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a gay conclusion from a gay man.
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
EHRHRHRHRNGGHH
LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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