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What pet's do you have?
Topic Started: Oct 30 2007, 06:54 PM (1,102 Views)
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Dizzarth Stumpy
Nov 7 2007, 06:42 PM
a gay conclusion from a gay man.

It's only logical. :mentally challenged monkey:
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I've slept with snakes out in the room, a fox, and a few other things people wouldn't consider normal. I'm not that worried about a Raven. There's always a cage.
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Exiled_Blood
Nov 8 2007, 12:25 AM
I've slept with snakes out in the room, a fox, and a few other things people wouldn't consider normal.

Do you let these animals run loose at night to fulfill your furry sex fantasies?
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Nov 7 2007, 11:55 PM
Exiled_Blood
Nov 8 2007, 12:25 AM
I've slept with snakes out in the room, a fox, and a few other things people wouldn't consider normal.

Do you let these animals run loose at night to fulfill your furry sex fantasies?

That is so wrong.... If you do it it's fine, but it's not for me. I mean I know everytime I walked by your house and looked in, I saw all sorts of furry things in your room. Mostly handcuffs though. So I walked away and didn't question it. <.<
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Exiled_Blood
Nov 8 2007, 01:15 AM
That is so wrong.... I mean I know everytime I walked by your house and looked in,

I think the wrong thing here is why you're so interested in what I'm doing in the privacy of my own home.

Caw-caw.

Everyone stand back, just the sound of a bird will send him into fits of sexual convulsions.
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Flamingo
Nov 8 2007, 12:21 AM
Exiled_Blood
Nov 8 2007, 01:15 AM
That is so wrong....  I mean I know everytime I walked by your house and looked in,

I think the wrong thing here is why you're so interested in what I'm doing in the privacy of my own home.

Caw-caw.

Everyone stand back, just the sound of a bird will send him into fits of sexual convulsions.

Don't be silly. I check everyone's house at least once a week =D.
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Nov 8 2007, 04:25 AM
Flamingo
Nov 8 2007, 12:21 AM
Exiled_Blood
Nov 8 2007, 01:15 AM
That is so wrong....  I mean I know everytime I walked by your house and looked in,

I think the wrong thing here is why you're so interested in what I'm doing in the privacy of my own home.

Caw-caw.

Everyone stand back, just the sound of a bird will send him into fits of sexual convulsions.

Don't be silly. I check everyone's house at least once a week =D.

awww crap...

I hope he didn't see the weasels and the peanut better jars.....
No seriously, go fuck yourself......
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The_Nahga
Nov 8 2007, 05:21 AM
awww crap...

I hope he didn't see the weasels and the peanut better jars.....

Weasels and peanut butter? Since the weasel is a rodent and can chew easily through a tin can, I hope to God you were using protection.....
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Exiled_Blood
Nov 7 2007, 08:25 PM
I've slept with snakes out in the room, a fox, and a few other things people wouldn't consider normal. I'm not that worried about a Raven. There's always a cage.

wow, you totally just dispelled the myth that you are fucking creepy. good christ, man. i mean, snakes are cool as shit, but i wouldn't risk letting one get into manland by letting it roam loose while i slept. holy hell you are one creepy ass fuck.
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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Dizzarth Stumpy
Nov 8 2007, 07:57 AM
Exiled_Blood
Nov 7 2007, 08:25 PM
I've slept with snakes out in the room, a fox, and a few other things people wouldn't consider normal. I'm not that worried about a Raven. There's always a cage.

wow, you totally just dispelled the myth that you are fucking creepy. good christ, man. i mean, snakes are cool as shit, but i wouldn't risk letting one get into manland by letting it roam loose while i slept. holy hell you are one creepy ass fuck.

I don't consider myself creepy. People sleep with dogs in their room. Couldn't a dog just go for their throat or something? And I don't worry about snakes.

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awww crap...

I hope he didn't see the weasels and the peanut better jars.....


I was wondering about that...
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Nov 8 2007, 10:30 AM
I don't consider myself creepy.

yes you fucking do. YES YOU FUCKING DO. you know that all of this shitty is weird and creepy and that normal folks would never do this shit, but you like it that way because you're a fucking non-conformist emo bitch. you think having a raven as a pet, and then wondering why people think it's weird makes you dark and mysterious. protip: it doesn't.

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People sleep with dogs in their room. Couldn't a dog just go for their throat or something? And I don't worry about snakes.

if i owned a dog that was slippery and just about the right size to slither under my covers and nest in my junk i wouldn't let it roam loose in my room while i slept.
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
EHRHRHRHRNGGHH
LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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Dizzarth Stumpy
Nov 8 2007, 01:36 PM
Exiled_Blood
Nov 8 2007, 10:30 AM
I don't consider myself creepy.

yes you fucking do. YES YOU FUCKING DO. you know that all of this shitty is weird and creepy and that normal folks would never do this shit, but you like it that way because you're a fucking non-conformist emo bitch. you think having a raven as a pet, and then wondering why people think it's weird makes you dark and mysterious. protip: it doesn't.

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People sleep with dogs in their room. Couldn't a dog just go for their throat or something? And I don't worry about snakes.

if i owned a dog that was slippery and just about the right size to slither under my covers and nest in my junk i wouldn't let it roam loose in my room while i slept.

I see your reasoning, but I don't consider myself to be creepy. I just like ravens. Was the other guy creepy for wanting a crow? And I don't care about being dark and mysterious. There's no mystery about me. Ask anything and I'll usually give a honest answer.
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Nov 8 2007, 10:40 AM
Was the other guy creepy for wanting a crow?

uhhh, yeah, i kinda fucking said that didn't i? but i gave him the benefit of the doubt, anyway, because he's turkish and i don't know how crows are viewed in his culture.

also, you're a liar. non-conformist emo bitches never admit to being non-conformist emo bitches because being a non-conformist emo bitch is too conformist.
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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Dizzarth Stumpy
Nov 8 2007, 05:36 PM
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People sleep with dogs in their room. Couldn't a dog just go for their throat or something? And I don't worry about snakes.

if i owned a dog that was slippery and just about the right size to slither under my covers and nest in my junk i wouldn't let it roam loose in my room while i slept.

I have to agree with Stumpy here. Snakes just naturally look for the warmest and darkest place to sleep, dogs just jump up on the bed and scare the hell out of you. Thinking of having a snake loose in the room while I'm asleep is a little odd...
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