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Assassin's Creed; pretty decent game
Topic Started: Nov 20 2007, 02:33 AM (929 Views)
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I stabbed a guy through the top of his head with a knife, and it shot blood into the air like a fountain and made a 'splortch' sound. Also sometimes you kick a guy in the groin, then while he's on his knees you hack into his collarbone with a longsword. Each death is sweet to me, like a juicy orange. Also there's some free-running and climbing involved, and a story. But those are secondary to all the extremely cinematic death-dealing action. Don't get it if you hate things that are repetitive.
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I've heard pretty damn good things about it, but I own no 360 nor PS3.
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Nov 19 2007, 07:37 PM
I've heard pretty damn good things about it, but I own no 360 nor PS3.

really? i've heard a lot of shitty things about it. i still want it, but i own neither a 360 or a PS3. fortunately it's coming to PC in '08 some time, hopefully my machine will run it.
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Eh the games WAIT A SECOND JADE'S SEMI HOT I GUESS I BETTER BUY THE GAME

Fuck you Jade.
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Assassin's Creed does not use the Jade engine.
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Nov 20 2007, 09:14 AM
Assassin's Creed does not use the Jade engine.

haha, what?
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plz by my game :)
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plz by my game :)

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hahahahahaha, short asian chick.




also, ugh nerds.



also also, jade isn't even fap-worthy.
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Nov 19 2007, 07:37 PM
I've heard pretty damn good things about it, but I own no 360 nor PS3.

really? i've heard a lot of shitty things about it. i still want it, but i own neither a 360 or a PS3. fortunately it's coming to PC in '08 some time, hopefully my machine will run it.

Same here.

The game pulls a Da Vinci code with you finding out the people who put you in the thing are really templar knights out to discover the holy relics.
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I've heard pretty damn good things about it, but I own no 360 nor PS3.

really? i've heard a lot of shitty things about it. i still want it, but i own neither a 360 or a PS3. fortunately it's coming to PC in '08 some time, hopefully my machine will run it.

Mine sure as fuck won't. Games today need some fancy shit.



Also, I had never heard of this Jade. What's her role in the game? (voice actor, what?)
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Nov 20 2007, 10:46 PM
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Nov 19 2007, 07:37 PM
I've heard pretty damn good things about it, but I own no 360 nor PS3.

really? i've heard a lot of shitty things about it. i still want it, but i own neither a 360 or a PS3. fortunately it's coming to PC in '08 some time, hopefully my machine will run it.

Mine sure as fuck won't. Games today need some fancy shit.

That's what happened to me. I got Star Wars: Empire at War because I had an extra 20 bucks to spend. I took it home and downloaded it only to find out it doesn't work because I need some kind of graphic card. I lost the receipt to it so I'm stuck with the game and out 20 bucks.
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Nov 20 2007, 06:46 PM
Also, I had never heard of this Jade. What's her role in the game? (voice actor, what?)

she's the producer, if wikipedia is to believed. i only know about her from fat nerds drooling over her not-really-that-hot appearance.


also, empire at war is a fucking terrible game, flamingo. you are not missing out on anything (except the twenty bucks).


also also, my machine ran bioshock relatively well, so i have hope for assassin's creed.
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Who plays star wars games any way? Just a bunch of freaks.
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Also, I had never heard of this Jade. What's her role in the game? (voice actor, what?)

she's the producer, if wikipedia is to believed. i only know about her from fat nerds drooling over her not-really-that-hot appearance.

lol
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