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Assassin's Creed; pretty decent game
Topic Started: Nov 20 2007, 02:33 AM (928 Views)
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I am downloading Crysis as we speak so we will see what I can run...
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Bigfoot
Nov 20 2007, 08:46 PM
Who plays star wars games any way? Just a bunch of freaks.

uhhhhhh, i will murder you.
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LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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Dizzarth Stumpy
Nov 20 2007, 04:15 PM
hahahahahaha, short asian chick.




also, ugh nerds.



also also, jade isn't even fap-worthy.

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y u say that? :(
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Nov 21 2007, 03:56 AM
Dizzarth Stumpy
Nov 20 2007, 04:15 PM
hahahahahaha, short asian chick.




also, ugh nerds.



also also, jade isn't even fap-worthy.

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y u say that? :(

am soft.
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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Am I banned?
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hahah, UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH NERDS
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
EHRHRHRHRNGGHH
LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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I have never heard of this person. I was wondering what the hell God was talking about. I guess I missed the advertising campaign? I was looking for a connection with the name Jade, since there isn't one in the game. But then I thought, 'Ubisoft used the Jade engine for Prince of Persia etc., is that what he meant?' A stretch, I know.

Clearly I am out of the loop. Who the fuck is this person again?
omar yo. omar comin
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Nov 21 2007, 06:48 AM
Who the fuck is this person again?

nobody important. (unless you're a fatnerd who gets a woody at the very thought of a girl gamer who isn't hideous)
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
EHRHRHRHRNGGHH
LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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Game looks awesome, I can't wait to get it
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Ah, I never watched G4 tv. I guess that is why I'd never heard of her.
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Dizzarth Stumpy
Nov 21 2007, 12:01 AM
also, empire at war is a fucking terrible game, flamingo. you are not missing out on anything (except the twenty bucks).

Son of a bitch. That money could've been spent on a more worthy item.
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Dizzarth Stumpy
Nov 21 2007, 05:56 AM
Bigfoot
Nov 20 2007, 08:46 PM
Who plays star wars games any way? Just a bunch of freaks.

uhhhhhh, i will murder you.

I concur.
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http://kotaku.com/gaming/assassin.s-creed/...omic-323946.php
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthrea...hreadid=2686438
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
EHRHRHRHRNGGHH
LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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Necronomicon
Nov 21 2007, 01:48 PM
Clearly I am out of the loop.  Who the fuck is this person again?

She's Jade Raymond and SHE'S ON MAXIM AND NOT UGLY. SINCE SHE'S NOT UGLY AND I CAN MASTURBATE TO PICTURES OF HER, I BETTER BUY HER GAME, PERFECT LOGIC.

GET HER ON EVERY MAGAZINE COVER WITH HER TOP OFF IT'LL SELL MILLIONS

I thought the "Jade engine" was some obscure joke.

and dammit Lowtax, fuck you, let me see that thread.
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lowtax is a greedy, greedy man.

but here is his reply to their e-mail (no i'm not a goon, i have OTHER SOURCES):

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From: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (webmaster@somethingawful.com)
Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2007 9:06 PM
To: 'Anderson, David'
Cc: A BUNCH OF FRENCHIES
Subject: RE: NOTICE: Infringement of ASSASSIN'S CREED Mark and Jade Raymond's Personal, Privacy, and Publicity Rights

Please let it be known that hereforth I have read the express mail and email sent thereforth by Famous Lawyer David Anderson of the Famous Lawyer Law Business of Nixon Peabody LLP, and furthermore a declaration shall be expressed on the part of Internet User Rich “Lowtax” Kyanka that thatforth herethrough I have conducted rigorous tests implemented through a vigorous barrage of legal studies, and furthermore hitherthrough these rigorous tests have therefore proven Famous Lawyer David Anderson of the Famous Lawyer Law Business of Nixon Peabody LLP shall be recognized as a man of the fag persuasion.

Pursuant to the United Dairy Council

Rich “Lowtax” Kyanka
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STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
EHRHRHRHRNGGHH
LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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