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birthday thread for lyncanthro; my dear friend
Topic Started: Nov 24 2007, 07:31 PM (775 Views)
Dizzarth Stumpy
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hahahahahah, no, just kidding. i actually really hate you.


you know, i say that so much i think it's totally lost meaning. i'm like the boy who cried wolf, everyone thinks i'm kidding. then again, can you really blame me? this place is chalk FULL of shitty members i wish would leave forever:

lycockthro
gaysexiled_blood
gaysexiled_blood's shitty girlfriend
rhas (although, oddly enough, to a much lesser extent than the others)



actually, that's not really that many. i guess they're all so horrible that it SEEMS like there should be more of them.

anyway, faggy 15th lycockthro. i hope you choke (on a cock).
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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Let's look back at all the spectacular years of Lyncanthro's life so far...

1: Was born. What a surprise, mom didn't kill herself.

2: Learned how to walk. In turn, people learned how to avoid him.

3: Learned how to talk(a bit slow he is): People learned to play music really loud.

4: Who gives a shit what happened.

5: First day of school. Also biggest mass suicide of 5 year olds in recorded history.

6: Gets cooties (really in actuality is AIDS, but don't tell him that).

7: Learns how to ride bike. Drivers become less careful.

8: Meets his Uncle Charlie at McDonalds alone. Finds out he doesn't have an Uncle Charlie. Is scarred for rest of life.

9: Another who gives a shit year....

10: ....And another...

11: He didn't exist (or at least to everyone else he didn't).

12: Has first wet dream after seeing "Top Gun" for the first time.

13: Falls in love and asks him out. Learns of rejection and spends the next year crying alone in his room.

14: Emerges from his year of seclusion and found Exit Mundi. Re-named Lyncockthro

15: Lyncockthro's 15th birthday is celebrated at EM. Flamingo decides not to jump out of cake this time.
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Dizzarth Stumpy
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there is no "n" in lycockthro, you homos.
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
EHRHRHRHRNGGHH
LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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Yeah, but who gives a crap? Happy birthday Lycockthro, haha.
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Shouldn't this be in the gibberish section of the forum?

Happy Birthday
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Dizzarth Stumpy
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Nov 24 2007, 01:04 PM
Shouldn't this be in the gibberish section of the forum?

Happy Birthday

what is absurb about a birthday thread?
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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I'm posting in it. It's absurb now. Perhaps too much.
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I feel so loved lol
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Dizzarth Stumpy
Nov 24 2007, 02:31 PM
you know, i say that so much i think it's totally lost meaning. i'm like the boy who cried wolf, everyone thinks i'm kidding.

I've been thinking about that...
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Nov 24 2007, 03:46 PM
13: Falls in love and asks him out. Learns of rejection and spends the next year years crying alone in his room.

14: Emerges from his year of seclusion and quickly goes back to seclusion after he found Exit Mundi. Re-named Lyncockthro Lycockthro

15: Lyncockthro's 15th birthday is celebrated observed mentioned at EM. Flamingo decides not to jump out of cake this time.

Fixed.

Nice job by the way 'mingo.
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Nov 24 2007, 02:52 PM
Dizzarth Stumpy
Nov 24 2007, 02:31 PM
you know, i say that so much i think it's totally lost meaning. i'm like the boy who cried wolf, everyone thinks i'm kidding.

I've been thinking about that...

yeah, that's the trouble with being a hilariously hilarious man like myself and being surrounded by horrible folks.
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
EHRHRHRHRNGGHH
LC is the best and brought back my embarassing sex tapes.
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Nov 24 2007, 07:46 PM
Let's look back at all the spectacular years of Lyncanthro's life so far...

1: Was born. What a surprise, mom didn't kill herself.

2: Learned how to walk. In turn, people learned how to avoid him.

3: Learned how to talk(a bit slow he is): People learned to play music really loud.

4: Who gives a shit what happened.

5: First day of school. Also biggest mass suicide of 5 year olds in recorded history.

6: Gets cooties (really in actuality is AIDS, but don't tell him that).

7: Learns how to ride bike. Drivers become less careful.

8: Meets his Uncle Charlie at McDonalds alone. Finds out he doesn't have an Uncle Charlie. Is scarred for rest of life.

9: Another who gives a shit year....

10: ....And another...

11: He didn't exist (or at least to everyone else he didn't).

12: Has first wet dream after seeing "Top Gun" for the first time.

13: Falls in love and asks him out. Learns of rejection and spends the next year crying alone in his room.

14: Emerges from his year of seclusion and found Exit Mundi. Re-named Lyncockthro

15: Lyncockthro's 15th birthday is celebrated at EM. Flamingo decides not to jump out of cake this time.

You forgot #'s 16 and 17, Flamingo.

16. Soon after 15'th birthday, gets a new STD named after him.

17. Every crackwhore and sheep in his neighborhood contracts this new STD.


Happy birthday, Lycockthro.
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Happy Birthday Lycanthro
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Nov 25 2007, 08:31 AM
16. Soon after 15'th birthday, gets a new STD named after him.

17. Every crackwhore and sheep in his neighborhood contracts this new STD.[/color]

Ah, the future looks bright for you Lyn.
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Nov 25 2007, 12:31 PM
Flamingo
Nov 24 2007, 07:46 PM
Let's look back at all the spectacular years of Lyncanthro's life so far...

1: Was born. What a surprise, mom didn't kill herself.

2: Learned how to walk. In turn, people learned how to avoid him.

3: Learned how to talk(a bit slow he is): People learned to play music really loud.

4: Who gives a shit what happened.

5: First day of school. Also biggest mass suicide of 5 year olds in recorded history.

6: Gets cooties (really in actuality is AIDS, but don't tell him that).

7: Learns how to ride bike. Drivers become less careful.

8: Meets his Uncle Charlie at McDonalds alone. Finds out he doesn't have an Uncle Charlie. Is scarred for rest of life.

9: Another who gives a shit year....

10: ....And another...

11: He didn't exist (or at least to everyone else he didn't).

12: Has first wet dream after seeing "Top Gun" for the first time.

13: Falls in love and asks him out. Learns of rejection and spends the next year crying alone in his room.

14: Emerges from his year of seclusion and found Exit Mundi. Re-named Lyncockthro

15: Lyncockthro's 15th birthday is celebrated at EM. Flamingo decides not to jump out of cake this time.

You forgot #'s 16 and 17, Flamingo.

16. Soon after 15'th birthday, gets a new STD named after him.

17. Every crackwhore and sheep in his neighborhood contracts this new STD.


Happy birthday, Lycockthro.

Further into the future:

18: Gets his driver's lisence. Other drivers start driving at speeds normally confined to the Need For Speed series of games.

19: Does drugs. Gets a bad trip. Commits suicide.

Happy birthday, Lycockthro.
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