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It's December!; f*cking christmas month.
Topic Started: Dec 4 2007, 05:06 AM (1,161 Views)
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Dec 4 2007, 11:53 PM
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Dec 4 2007, 11:50 PM
i'd say at least a foot and a half total, not completely sure, though. it was over the span of 2 days, and then on the 3rd day it rained like a motherfucker so everything became slushy and heavy.

That sounds fucking lovely to drive in...... I imagine when that starts to freeze at night, traveling the roads is a new adventure is physics.

That reminds me, I after the storm me and a bunch of buddys went driving around the country doing doughnuts on the icy roads, pretty damn fun but if I were driving I'd have probably flipped the damn car.
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Dec 4 2007, 05:49 PM
HAHA
HA
HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAH

christmas = bad even though 90% of the western world is happy and joyous at that time

HAHAHA
HAH
AHAHAH
HAHAHHA

i think i'll go ruin christmas for other people because LOL THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL AND OOOOOO I'M SO BADASS LOLOLOLOL

HAHAH
AHHAHAAH

I NEVER GET FUCKING TIRED OF THAT ATTITUDE!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHA


 






 
faggots.

Thank god someone fucking said it, still rocking after all these years.

I'm tired of the fresh out of high school Ron Paul teenagers that think they're enlightened and awesome with their blargha


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If it hurts or offends others that I don't like it then tough tities for them. They can ease the pain by getting drunk and fat off egg nog and shopping themselves into debt.


I AM OFFENDED AND YOU ARE ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE WITH YOUR BLARGHA

I know when I'm enjoying tv and dinner with my family during christmas and handing out presents to the kids that I'm not really having fun.

I'm just blinded and stupid because I'm not above society and the man like you are. You are so cool down with Bush rage against the machine

I hate faggots like you that can never enjoy anything because you're so deep and cool and what you see is truth maaaaan
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Dec 4 2007, 11:13 PM
I'm tired of the fresh out of high school Ron Paul teenagers that think they're enlightened and awesome with their blargha

except nagha's like 30. i don't know if that makes it better or worse. (theanswerisworse)
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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hehe, christmas is great because of the food! But I am a fat ass like Flamingo.

Think of it, Cinnamon Chocolate cookies, pound cakes, pecan pies, egg nog creme brulee, Rib eye steaks, beef briskets, mashed garlic potatoes, Ham buscuits, damn christam cooking is the best!

Oh yes and Nahga, all you need is one doobie and one small tab of A and walk through a christmas neighborhood with flashing sparkly colored lights and over sized yard decorations of smiling fat santas in red suits and huge reindeer with glowing noses and snow men that talk.....what a crazy trip!
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Dec 5 2007, 08:02 AM
pound cakes

you don't have these all year round?
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Dec 5 2007, 03:02 PM
hehe, christmas is great because of the food! But I am a fat ass like Flamingo.

Think of it, Cinnamon Chocolate cookies, pound cakes, pecan pies, egg nog creme brulee, Rib eye steaks, beef briskets, mashed garlic potatoes, Ham buscuits, damn christam cooking is the best!

Oh yes and Nahga, all you need is one doobie and one small tab of A and walk through a christmas neighborhood with flashing sparkly colored lights and over sized yard decorations of smiling fat santas in red suits and huge reindeer with glowing noses and snow men that talk.....what a crazy trip!

OK know you just want me to go into an epileptic fit....
Those things are fire hazards and a slap in the face of good taste.

NO thank you.

I'm planning a trip to the nearest Zen Garden or Buddist temple I can find.

I find it funny that some of you got so bent out of shape over the sentiments of one cranky, cynical old curmudgeon who's opinion of the holidays in general has only been reinforced by her observations of sociaty over the years. Especially the little wet behind the ears ones that haven't even gotten out in the real bullshit world.

You can all relax. I'm not trying to take away or bann your celebrations or stop you from thinking that feeding the world and letting them know its christmas time once a year makes an once of difference in the grand scheme of things.
As long as it makes you feel good about yourselfs.

To those who actually go out of your way to help people and animals and donate on a regular basis during the whole year instead of just donating a few bucks once a year to try to replace that that pesky slight feeling of guilt and replace it with holiday cheer. To those who still manage to observe their holiday of choice without falling for all the superficial bullshit and keeping their civility and self respect intact. Hell, even those that don't really give a flying rat's flea infested ass about starving children in Africa and are at least up front about it. You have my respect.


P.S Watch out for stray bullets on New Years.
No seriously, go fuck yourself......
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Dec 5 2007, 12:23 PM
I find it funny that some of you got so bent out of shape over the sentiments of one cranky, cynical old curmudgeon

except they're NOT the sentiments of ONE jaded old cunt, they're the sentiments of A LOT of very very very irritating people, who, for whatever reason, feel the need to take the fun out of things for other people. get over yourself, we're not bitching about you specifically, we're bitching about people LIKE you.

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You can all relax. I'm not trying to take away or bann your celebrations or stop you from thinking that feeding the world and letting them know its christmas time once a year makes an once of difference in the grand scheme of things.
As long as it makes you feel good about yourselfs.

To those who actually go out of your way to help people and animals and donate on a regular basis during the whole year instead of just donating a few bucks once a year to try to replace that that pesky slight feeling of guilt and replace it with holiday cheer. To those who still manage to observe their holiday of choice without falling for all the superficial bullshit and keeping their civility and self respect intact. Hell, even those that don't really give a flying rat's flea infested ass about starving children in Africa and are at least up front about it. You have my respect.

jesus fuck, have you not READ anything we've said? no one ever fucking mentioned anything about charity during the holiday season. what we're talking about basically boils down to:

"spending time with friends and family = good times"

and you seem to have some sort of fucking problem with that.

shit, through this whole argument the idea of charity never even crossed my fucking mind. when i talk about people ENJOYING the season, i don't mean people who volunteer at the soup kitchen for a couple hours one day a year and then walk away with a sense of self satisfaction, only to ignore the homeless the rest of the time. i'm talking about people like my mother, who spends hours making little christmas crafts in the SUMMER so they'll be ready by christmas, who drives around the neighbourhood ooing and awwing and everyone's decorations, who works like a fucking dog all december long to round up, feed, buy gifts for and please as many members of our rather large catholic family as she can. and she doesn't do it to " replace that that pesky slight feeling of guilt ... with holiday cheer", she does it because it makes her fucking happy. how the fuck is that a bad fucking thing you unhappy, shriveled up little cunt?



to paraphrase someone from the first page:
"it's christmas, just fucking enjoy it."
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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Nice double post there

I am not charitable this time of the year or any other time

Philanthropy is for democrats and movie stars, I cant be bothered
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If I was the richest man on the planet, I wouldn't give money away. I'd build fucking Rapture.

i second this with all my heart.
STUMPY WAS RIGHT. HIS TOUCHING SOLILOQUY HAS MOVED ME, TRULY A MANIPULATOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I HAVE ALLOWED HIM USAGE OF HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT.
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Baaaaw I lived a shitty life everything sucks cause it did for me


It's that asshole attitude that gets me pissed off.

That stupid pessimistic shit that gets to me. Not everyones trying to change the fucking world or make themselves feel better because hoomans are so bad and mean and not perfect like we should be.

I just hate pessimistic people. They're assholes.


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who drives around the neighbourhood ooing and awwing and everyone's decorations


brb hugging mommy

of course, I'm actually hugging her because I'm a cruel human and trying to make myself feel better for all my sins and it's not true love but an obligation. There's no such thing as "enjoying shit".
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just another excuse to get off work and education so you can fuck off and play video games.
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Dec 6 2007, 01:08 AM
If I was the richest man on the planet, I wouldn't give money away. I'd build fucking Rapture.

And I'd be Fontane.

Well, I'm a certified pessimistic and rather miserable git who pretty much only wears monochrome, and I still like Christmas - the 3 days of Eve-Day-Boxing, anyway. A time for celebrating with the family that you're damn lucky to have - it's GOOD.
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just another excuse to get off work and education so you can fuck off and play video games.

I agree.


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