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Stupidest Things Ever Said; "You mean there are two Koreas?"
Topic Started: Dec 15 2007, 02:27 AM (1,251 Views)
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"It's called an electrical tape because it conducts electricity"
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Katastrof
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The greatest lies of all time:

1. I love you
2. This won't hurt a bit
3. The cheque's in the mail
4. I was just going to call you
5. I swear I won't come in your mouth
6. Of course I'll respect you in the morning
7. We have a really challenging assignment for you
8. I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you

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"Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero"(Seize the day put no trust in tomorrow)
~ Horace
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The least shitty of the shittiest.
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"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." On a bag of Fritos:

Some headlines

Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

Miners Refuse to Work After Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

School Violence: Teachers Hit Out

Football Chief Wants To See More Sweaty Girls

Chinese Proverbs

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Man Who Cooks Meat And Peas In Same Pot Very Unhygenic
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Aren't the last like ten stupid Confucius quotes? I did get a laugh out of the couple first ones though.
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Bigfoot
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He made them when he was high on opium.
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Dizzarth Stumpy
Dec 20 2007, 01:30 AM
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Dec 19 2007, 06:16 PM
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"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"

- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President--Dumbass.

dan quayle is a million times dumber than george w bush could ever dream of.

True. But, Bush's downfall is his stupidity takes center stage every time he speaks.
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Bigfoot
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Didn't Quayle get corrected by a ten year old at a spelling bee?

Either way, man's a dumbard.
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Bigfoot
Dec 21 2007, 04:26 AM
Didn't Quayle get corrected by a ten year old at a spelling bee?

Either way, man's a dumbard.

Even a lysdectic could corcert his slepling... (Dyslectic English to Proper English translation: Even a dyslectic could correct his spelling...)
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98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this into your sig.
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DirkNL
Dec 21 2007, 11:32 AM
Bigfoot
Dec 21 2007, 04:26 AM
Didn't Quayle get corrected by a ten year old at a spelling bee?

Either way, man's a dumbard.

Even a lysdectic could corcert his slepling... (Dyslectic English to Proper English translation: Even a dyslectic could correct his spelling...)

Wow, I just control-right-clicked (defines) on my computer lysdectic before I realized it was dyslexic/dyslectic...my bad.
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Go ahead and the tell about the mutilation of your pinky. We have until the end of the world to hear it.
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