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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 15 2007, 02:27 AM (1,251 Views) | |
| gay | Dec 20 2007, 12:44 PM Post #16 |
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Earth Ending Impacter
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"It's called an electrical tape because it conducts electricity" |
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| Katastrof | Dec 20 2007, 08:56 PM Post #17 |
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One Of The Four Horseman
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The greatest lies of all time: 1. I love you 2. This won't hurt a bit 3. The cheque's in the mail 4. I was just going to call you 5. I swear I won't come in your mouth 6. Of course I'll respect you in the morning 7. We have a really challenging assignment for you 8. I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you |
![]() "Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero"(Seize the day put no trust in tomorrow) ~ Horace | |
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| Bigfoot | Dec 20 2007, 10:56 PM Post #18 |
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The least shitty of the shittiest.
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"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." On a bag of Fritos: Some headlines Include Your Children When Baking Cookies Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Prostitutes Appeal to Pope Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands Teacher Strikes Idle Kids Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told Miners Refuse to Work After Death Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant Stolen Painting Found by Tree Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter War Dims Hope for Peace If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead School Violence: Teachers Hit Out Football Chief Wants To See More Sweaty Girls Chinese Proverbs Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Man Who Cooks Meat And Peas In Same Pot Very Unhygenic |
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| Flamingo | Dec 21 2007, 12:06 AM Post #19 |
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Penis goes in here
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Aren't the last like ten stupid Confucius quotes? I did get a laugh out of the couple first ones though. |
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| Bigfoot | Dec 21 2007, 12:58 AM Post #20 |
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The least shitty of the shittiest.
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He made them when he was high on opium. |
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| Killer Bee | Dec 21 2007, 02:08 AM Post #21 |
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True. But, Bush's downfall is his stupidity takes center stage every time he speaks. |
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| Bigfoot | Dec 21 2007, 03:26 AM Post #22 |
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The least shitty of the shittiest.
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Didn't Quayle get corrected by a ten year old at a spelling bee? Either way, man's a dumbard. |
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| DirkNL | Dec 21 2007, 03:32 PM Post #23 |
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Horrific poster
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Even a lysdectic could corcert his slepling... (Dyslectic English to Proper English translation: Even a dyslectic could correct his spelling...) |
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| Magical Gelatin | Dec 22 2007, 01:06 AM Post #24 |
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El Presidente
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Wow, I just control-right-clicked (defines) on my computer lysdectic before I realized it was dyslexic/dyslectic...my bad. |
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