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| SusanAgreesWithYou | Jul 30 2012, 08:13 PM Post #1 |
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Posted Image After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark. Edited by SusanAgreesWithYou, Feb 22 2013, 09:04 AM.
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| SusanAgreesWithYou | Aug 6 2012, 08:54 PM Post #21 |
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Were you expecting it to be a so bad it's good movie? |
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| WickedBitch | Aug 6 2012, 08:55 PM Post #22 |
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not really, but i was hoping for the best, oh well |
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| Deleted User | Aug 6 2012, 09:06 PM Post #23 |
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I watched it expecting to want to turn it off 10 minutes in. That's probably why I actually enjoyed it. It IS a bad movie but it was entertaining. |
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| AmandaYoung | Aug 6 2012, 11:40 PM Post #24 |
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LOLTHIS!!! The ONLY bad thing was Hasslehoff... he needs to go away. Kyle should've lived and Hasslehoff should've gotten the trident death. Shelby & Josh also should replaced Maddy and Barry as leads lol (Ofc with the sex scene staying) |
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| Deleted User | Aug 6 2012, 11:41 PM Post #25 |
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^ I agree with everything, though Hasselhoff should've just died when that first couple toward the beginning did, actually. Lol that sex scene was hot until the you-know-what. |
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| GhettoSpiritMedium | Aug 6 2012, 11:43 PM Post #26 |
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I found this movie to be a big guilty pleasure as well. I also actually... REALLY liked the teen characters :U I really wish that they were in an actual good slasher. |
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| AmandaYoung | Aug 6 2012, 11:44 PM Post #27 |
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Your right. Keep Kim Kardashian in and give HER either- A) The trident death B) Her orig death (in place of trident) where she gets SMASHED BY THE GIANT TOWER lol LOLIKnow! |
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| Menstrual Monster | Aug 7 2012, 01:45 AM Post #28 |
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Wait... Kim Kardashian was originally meant to be in this movie? And she was meant to die a grisly death, like Paris Hilton in the House of Wax remake? Sheeeeeet, that would've made me forgive this film. Review: Piranha 3DD (2012) I saw this film opening day, on demand, through iTunes. How, oh how did they fuck this up so badly after how crazy-awesome the original was? They promised double the action and double the fun, but the deaths were all weak and the comedy was lacking. Why did Ving Rhames only get three or so scenes? The only moment that made me laugh out loud was when Shelby runs up and bluntly says that a piranha bit her boyfriend's penis off. God, Katrina Bowden, between this, 30 Rock and Tucker & Dale vs. Evil, I want to make sweet love to you. You are a hilarious woman. Shame about the rest of your movie, though. Oh, and I didn't hate David Hasselhoff as much as everybody else seems to have. In fact, I was on his side when he was remarking about how stupid everyone seemed to be. He was practically the only sane person in that whole flick, staying safe and dry in his lifeguard chair when everybody else was too stupid to get out of the pool. What is this, The Sims? Score: 1/5 |
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| Deleted User | Aug 7 2012, 01:59 AM Post #29 |
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Oh yeah, compared to the first Piranha 3D, this wasn't anything special and NOTHING was done better than anything in that film, but on it's own this was a pretty fun little movie. |
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| SusanAgreesWithYou | Aug 7 2012, 02:21 AM Post #30 |
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Big Dave should've died. (boomstick) |
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