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| Tessa's official work horror story thread.; Because you demanded it | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 29 2011, 12:55 AM (2,350 Views) | |
| tessa_sage | Nov 29 2011, 12:55 AM Post #1 |
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Foolscap and a few others decided I need to do this thread to tell the tales of horror and hilarity that I have at work. If you don't know whats going on go check out the 'how you make the monies' thread. At the moment I work as a Pawnbroker in a pawn shop in St Paul, MN. Not a bad job for the time being, I have a couple great coworkers, and my regulars can be great, but I also see people at the lowest points in their lives which can be anything ranging from sad to plain and simple wtf are you thinking. Anyways on with the stories. This one is the one that was posted on the other thread. It's not really a story but more of something really gross that a customer did. I had a customer I had never met before just randomly take out his glass eye in front of me. It was was crusty and smelled terrible to the point that I almost gagged, I thought that was the worst part but then he licked it to clean it, wiped it off on his shirt and then put it back into his empty eye socket. That was one of the more interesting days at work. :p Boyfriend told me to tell you this one though: In the first few months of working there, I had a guy come up to me, hand his id and say "want to pawn my grillz" me: "...um, excuse me?" "want to pawn mah grillz" "I don't understand what that is..." He then smiles revealing what looks like gold plated teeth. And then removes said teeth covering. And puts them in my hand. Yeah you read that right. He put the thing that had been sitting in his mouth... onto my hand. And the sad thing about it, it was about $400 worth of gold. :/ I'll post my stories here every so often if you guys want more updates. |
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| HouseFantastic | Nov 29 2011, 12:56 AM Post #2 |
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Runs away!
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That's so nice. And they say you can't buy class. |
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| TheFoxGoesMoo | Nov 29 2011, 01:17 AM Post #3 |
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I was kinda hoping you would make this thread lol |
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| biftec15 | Nov 29 2011, 05:11 AM Post #4 |
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I have never understood, and never will understand, why anyone thinks a grill for their mouth is a good idea. |
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| sassypants75 | Nov 29 2011, 07:45 AM Post #5 |
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Umm.. ewww! Thats just gross. LOL |
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| Marc J | Nov 29 2011, 10:35 AM Post #6 |
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Gross.. Just.. Gross.. You should have sold it thought. |
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| biftec15 | Nov 29 2011, 03:54 PM Post #7 |
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Yeah, that's the question, isn't it!? Did you sell it as used or did you sell it as raw materials?? |
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| Russ_BT | Nov 29 2011, 05:23 PM Post #8 |
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Ewwww. about hte eye thing (like in how you makes the monies) and that guy with the grill, was he asking if you wanted to wear it cause that is even more disgusting than just ploping it into your hand.
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| Stubz | Nov 29 2011, 06:10 PM Post #9 |
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Iv had an experience similar to the eyeball thing, i was on the train with my friend, and some guy took out his false teeth and licked them clean, lol. I was about 14 when this happened and found it hilarious XD |
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| tessa_sage | Nov 29 2011, 11:42 PM Post #10 |
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That kind of stuff is sold wholesale based on weight, and then melted down at a refinery. |
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| tessa_sage | Dec 3 2011, 02:08 AM Post #11 |
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Today at work I got into a heated shouting match with a customer, after convincing him I was right and that I wasn't trying to steal $400 from him, he decided that then would be a good time to ask me to marry him. That's not the scary part, the scary part is how often this happens. :/ |
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| Marc J | Dec 3 2011, 07:49 AM Post #12 |
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Your work sounds interesting. Hehe |
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| Foolscap | Dec 3 2011, 07:58 AM Post #13 |
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Did you say yes? You said yes didn't you???? |
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| Russ_BT | Dec 3 2011, 12:47 PM Post #14 |
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You must be very convincing. lol
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| tessa_sage | Dec 14 2011, 09:11 PM Post #15 |
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Today I had a large black woman come in to work start and start yelling at me. I couldn't help but notice though that she was wearing a Scumbag Steve hat. My day was kinda made right there. |
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| biftec15 | Dec 14 2011, 09:19 PM Post #16 |
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She was yelling at you for no reason?? |
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| tessa_sage | Dec 15 2011, 09:19 PM Post #17 |
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Most people do. in other news though, I have another horror story! Today I had a woman come in that reeked of rotting dog shit. It cleared out my whole store and it was so bad I actually had to run to the restroom cause I threw up a little. On the bright side though I got a raise today :DDD |
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| biftec15 | Dec 15 2011, 10:20 PM Post #18 |
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Congratulations on the raise! ![]() I feel your pain with the smell, though. I go into 3+ people's houses a day, and I could tell you some of the strange things I have seen/smelled are just not... pleasant. |
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| John_Pavelow | Dec 15 2011, 10:47 PM Post #19 |
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Speaking of smells, a few days ago, seniors here at Dozo decided it would be funny to fill 3 Super soakers, with Flash Flood attachments, with Liquid Ass. Liquid Ass is a revolting smell. We're not talking poop here, we're talking burnt hair, rottened flesh, horse vomit, and imploded innards all mixed togetehr into a revolting mixture. Dumped into 3 Super Soakers. And they unleashed the massacre on the 4th period lunch, with all the new freshmen. I was behind them, on my way to the SO store, and i felt like i was taking part in Makarov's air plane massacre. Everything smelled.. so.. bad... Countless people vommitted, the school closed for 4 days. ._. |
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| palkarimm | Dec 16 2011, 07:37 AM Post #20 |
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i've smelled a fart b4 does that count as a bad smell? |
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| Foolscap | Dec 16 2011, 07:42 AM Post #21 |
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JP I'm afraid to ass.. but is "Liquid Ass" a product name, like it's sold somewhere.. or just the name for something they mix up at home? Either way revolting.. |
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| Valentine/Debito | Dec 16 2011, 08:56 AM Post #22 |
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Not to take away from the severity of the stench of that story, horses can not vomit. Random factiod XP |
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| John_Pavelow | Dec 16 2011, 05:12 PM Post #23 |
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http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/liquid-ass.jpg?cb5e28 haha debito and yes it'sa real product, lol they only bought so many to only fill up one i had heard, so they diluted the mixture with tub water mixed in with tons of other crapppppp ew |
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| Russ_BT | Dec 16 2011, 07:41 PM Post #24 |
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EWWWWW! Just thinking of it makes me want to puke. Liquid ass is GROSS! I feel bad for the freshman. |
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| tessa_sage | Dec 27 2011, 11:12 PM Post #25 |
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A woman came in today with a old laptop that had a note card taped to the keyboard and marked as her background "Would you do if JESUS were here?" in very angry font. She caught me roll my eyes and then called me a sinner and stormed off. |
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| Stealthy | Dec 28 2011, 11:11 AM Post #26 |
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that is priceless, haha. More stories! |
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| tessa_sage | Dec 29 2011, 09:58 PM Post #27 |
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I'm trying to write more of the stuff down, but a lot of it is just as sad as it is funny, like a couple day's ago one of my favorite regulars got caught stealing DVD from us and now he got a ban from the store.
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| Nathan_CDT | Jan 5 2012, 12:46 PM Post #28 |
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Who would want to buy a crusty, smelly glass eye ball |
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| tessa_sage | Jan 6 2012, 11:08 AM Post #29 |
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He wasn't trying to sell it, he just took it out in front of me. |
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| tessa_sage | Jan 11 2012, 08:45 PM Post #30 |
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It's Game time people! Shanekqua, Kenneka, Shaquanda, Latikqua, Kenaqua Guess which of these people did not come into my store this week. (aka guess which name I made up.) I'll post the answer tomorrow!
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| jsteele99499 | Jan 11 2012, 10:15 PM Post #31 |
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they all sound made up
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| Foolscap | Jan 11 2012, 10:52 PM Post #32 |
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obviously you don't get out much, or have never lived near a major metropolitan area such as Baltimore.. My guess is Shaquanda. |
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| rbwest | Jan 11 2012, 11:07 PM Post #33 |
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In my experience, all those names look pretty "legit"...but for the sake of guessing, I'm gonna also say "Shaquanda", just because that's sorta the "joke" name along these lines. |
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| jsteele99499 | Jan 11 2012, 11:10 PM Post #34 |
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live in rural scotland so mhh, only foreign people near me own chinese's or kebab shops so i applogise and shall learn about ethnic names by doing extensive research on Detroit and brooklyn Edited by jsteele99499, Jan 11 2012, 11:19 PM.
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| tessa_sage | Jan 13 2012, 12:16 AM Post #35 |
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Sorry guys, Time is up! The correct answer is Kenneka. Thanks for playing. Here's your participation reward. ![]() |
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| Russ_BT | Jan 13 2012, 06:33 PM Post #36 |
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Dammit i was gonna guess Latikqua because it sounds like the guy from mario who sits on a cloud with a fishing pole |
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| tessa_sage | Jan 15 2012, 06:59 PM Post #37 |
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Today I had a man come into my work with a semi largish internet explorer "e" tattoo on his neck. |
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| rbwest | Jan 15 2012, 07:24 PM Post #38 |
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I always feel sorry for the kid with the normal sounding name that's spelled unnecessarily weird... Such as Julie, spelled juewli Kendall spelled canduhl Foolscap spelled fuelskape |
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| biftec15 | Jan 15 2012, 08:13 PM Post #39 |
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I broke my monitor... Oops. |
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| tessa_sage | Jan 21 2012, 01:23 AM Post #40 |
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Today I had to ICP guys come in with tattoo's all over their faces trying to pawn a tv they just bought because they needed to get some cash to pay for their sisters funeral. This is an average day for me. |
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| jsteele99499 | Jan 21 2012, 02:55 AM Post #41 |
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by any chance do you watch Pawn Stars or Hardcore Pawn, or do not like watching stuff thats related to your work |
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| Onyxwaffle | Jan 21 2012, 10:43 PM Post #42 |
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i wish my work was as interesting as yours i work at McDonalds... now i know you all think there are major disgusting food stories/rumors i could tell you, but there aren't, sadly. clock in, clock out. 8-9 hours of straight standing and folding sanwhiches... i need a better job XD i guess the funniest thing that has happened lately is one of my co-workers accidentally left the bisquits in the oven for way too long (three hours) and they came out burnt(dark brown and crunchy-ish). we fooled the manager into eating one of them by telling him that brian (that co-worker of mine) made him brownies and that he was hoping to impress his boss with his cullinary arts... he ate it and gave brian a thumbs up of approval... brian, not knowing of the aweful prank, was unaware of why his boss was giving him a thumbs up, and just continued to work. then the manager vommited everywhere XD gross right? luckily this all happened in the office portion of the building and none of that vomit got in the food. brian recieved no punishment for the prank b/c he had nothing to do with it... now the rest of the co-workers, we didn't get that privlage ... good times at werk... gotta love 'em
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| tessa_sage | Jan 24 2012, 11:46 PM Post #43 |
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Today I had a bat shit crazy woman ask me why I'm not smiling right after she was done being a complete cunt to me. I responded with why do I need to smile when my grandfather just died. I have discovered that's a pretty good revenge strategy on customers. btw, there is nothing wrong with my grandpa, this woman was just being that much of a bitch. |
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| biftec15 | Jan 25 2012, 05:30 AM Post #44 |
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Hahahahaha That's so devious, I love it! |
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| Russ_BT | Jan 25 2012, 08:20 PM Post #45 |
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Way to go. Why should she care why you arent smiling. That is a great tactic. |
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| tessa_sage | Feb 1 2012, 11:48 PM Post #46 |
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Pawn Shop Game Time Round Two! I had a woman come in today named Diamond who may or may not have been a stripper, was she: A ) Black B ) Latino C ) White D ) Native American I'll post they answers tomorrow Love, Your Lovely Announcer The Time Wizard! Edited by tessa_sage, Feb 1 2012, 11:49 PM.
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| rousin | Feb 2 2012, 01:34 AM Post #47 |
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I say its a Latino. |
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| gr33nskittle | Feb 2 2012, 02:29 AM Post #48 |
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I'm guessing she was White O_o |
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| tessa_sage | Feb 3 2012, 12:17 AM Post #49 |
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I'm going to give this another day. In other news, Today I had somebody run into my store, loudly proclaim "I am a Vampire!" and then almost pass out on my counter. |
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| Navyguy25 | Feb 3 2012, 12:22 AM Post #50 |
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have you ever thought about changing jobs? better then dealing with freaks |
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| tessa_sage | Feb 3 2012, 11:06 AM Post #51 |
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Right now with the economy the way it is, I work in probably the only booming business. This is a temp job until things die down so I can get back to school and finish my BS in Engineering, since nobody hires people with only an AS. Also I was asked to do a horror story thread, I don't think an I love my job thread would be so much fun, because people don't really care about the heart warming things that happen to other people. Also I hate the word freaks. Yes I see a lot of stuff that is really weird or gross but I work with the extremely disadvantaged and that is going to happen once in a while. I work with the mothers that bring in a dvd player and some dvds so that they can afforded to buy their baby formula. I work with the older people that need a little help until their next social security check comes, because they cant bear to ask their children for a couple bucks. I deal with the people that are disabled, have been laid off, or just going through a rough patch. Stress makes people act a little off, don't call them freaks for that. |
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| Foolscap | Feb 3 2012, 12:20 PM Post #52 |
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I agree Tessa, and it's noble you feel that way. On his behalf though, he was probably referring to the person who popped their fake eyeball out
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| Flame | Feb 3 2012, 12:55 PM Post #53 |
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Thats pretty cool that your going for a BS in engineering been considering going for a major in Aerospace Engineering myself
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| tessa_sage | Feb 4 2012, 04:43 PM Post #54 |
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Sorry about the rant Navy, it wasn't directed at you, it's been a very long and very stressful week, that built up and built up until I had something to just rant at. |
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| tessa_sage | Feb 9 2012, 12:23 AM Post #55 |
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And back to the silly things I see at work. Today I had a grown man walk into my store in an alligator baseball hat. No, not a cartoon alligator on a hat. Nope, not even a hat made of alligator skin. You guys. It was a hat with a taxidermy alligator baby head attached to it. |
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| biftec15 | Feb 9 2012, 05:26 AM Post #56 |
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Was the mouth open or closed? |
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| tessa_sage | Feb 9 2012, 11:33 AM Post #57 |
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It was open. |
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| Foolscap | Feb 9 2012, 11:42 AM Post #58 |
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Because a closed-mouth alligator hat would just look ridiculous. |
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| Stealthy | Feb 9 2012, 01:32 PM Post #59 |
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Mouth is obviously used for your wallet, phone, beverages, etc. Anyone know where to get those hats? |
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| tessa_sage | Feb 9 2012, 10:07 PM Post #60 |
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Chicago. I shit you not. |
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| tessa_sage | Feb 11 2012, 01:06 AM Post #61 |
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Today I cleaned a desktop computer that was coming out for sale and used air from the air compressor to blow all the crud out from under the keys, out flew a bunch of ginger red pubes. |
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| tessa_sage | Feb 18 2012, 12:27 AM Post #62 |
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The following is REALLY not for the squeamish people. I'm serious guys, I can't even eat meat right now, cause it make me gag it was that traumatizing. Spoiler: click to toggle
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| Marc J | Feb 18 2012, 01:58 PM Post #63 |
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Get a other job :)? |
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| Russ_BT | Feb 18 2012, 03:24 PM Post #64 |
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lol Did he drink a glass of holy water before passing out? |
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| tessa_sage | Mar 19 2012, 10:51 PM Post #65 |
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Sorry for not updating, work has been less than lol or cringe worthy, and more "why the hell am I still here?" But! I took a vacation and am now back in the swing of things. So, in other news this came in at work today more or less (Spoiler cause it's kinda NSFW, unless your boss thinks this is funny.) Spoiler: click to toggle Spring is in the air, guys! Can you feel it? In other news, my work best friend got transferred to a different store today, so I am now the only woman working at my store. So... Shit. |
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| tessa_sage | Mar 21 2012, 09:24 PM Post #66 |
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Today Freddie Kruger came into my store and tried to sell an older dell computer running Windows XP, I was afraid to say no. |
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| Foolscap | Mar 21 2012, 09:33 PM Post #67 |
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LOL that's a fantastic mental image, if only he had a NES Power Glove also
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| tessa_sage | Mar 26 2012, 07:13 PM Post #68 |
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Today has been one for the books. A woman was assaulted outside my store. And then I had a wife call in crying because she found her husbands pawn slips and he's been pawning her jewelry for drugs. Liking your job a little more yet? |
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| Foolscap | Mar 26 2012, 08:42 PM Post #69 |
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Destroyer of Worlds
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Yeah my job isn't so bad in comparison ... |
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| frogpanda | Mar 29 2012, 01:43 PM Post #70 |
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Still Biftec's Bitch
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ok, first of wow there are a lot of comments here. and um why the fuck would someone put their gross "grillz" in your hand? and you are both strangers.....so thats creepy lol. anyway what i wanted to say was that i have no idea why, but grills are just weird and thy creep me the fuck out:P the end |
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| tessa_sage | Apr 7 2012, 11:48 PM Post #71 |
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not a noob
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Yesterday I had somebody try to sell me the one ring, but I couldn't buy it because it was gold plated.
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| Foolscap | Apr 8 2012, 07:07 AM Post #72 |
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My Preciousssssss? lol |
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| Kahn83 | Apr 8 2012, 03:52 PM Post #73 |
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what ever you do,keep it away from fire
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| tessa_sage | Apr 14 2012, 12:22 AM Post #74 |
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So it appears that the company I work for has been bought out by the biggest pawn business in the world. I now work for the Walmart of pawn shops. And will soon have to wear a uniform. Khaki pants, a red polo shirt and a name tag. Current uniform: pants and a black shirt of your choice. No name tag, because I only give out my name when i trust a customer. Also another woman was assaulted out side my store today. So I'm looking into finding a new job. |
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| Re3st1mat3d | Apr 14 2012, 12:27 AM Post #75 |
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Loudmouth
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what company would that be? |
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| Foolscap | Apr 14 2012, 07:31 AM Post #76 |
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I meant to ask, Sassy and I love watching Pawn Stars and Hardcore Pawn. How much validity and realism do those shows have, and how do they compare to your job? I assume those shows are all fluff, mostly staged, but you never know.. |
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| tessa_sage | Apr 15 2012, 08:01 PM Post #77 |
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I now work for an umbrella company called EZ Corp that owns a fuck ton of stores all over the world.
Both shows are over exaggerated, however if you tone them down a lot it's not that far off. For pawn stars they have a guy for everything. Yeah some people do have connections, like at my place i'm the unofficial in house expert on collectibles, but mostly we base it off internet research and comparison to Ebay and amazon prices. The negotiations are also there but it's not so dramatic, customer wants/needs $50 on his whatever-ma-gig I look it up and see that they are selling for around $75-85, so i offer $35-40. Customer is usually either "yeah ok" or "meet me halfway?" I will usually give them another $5 if i can. This is best case scenario and 95% of the time what happens at my job. Worst case scenario is more like hardcore pawn. I have been screamed at more times than I can count, and have been the one screaming 3 or 4 times. I've been called names form white trash and ghetto skank to cock sucking cum dumpster. Some times it hurts, sometimes I laugh. But some times people go off the deep end if they don't get the money they want/need. I have never been spit on or had a knife/gun pulled on me. I HAVE however been followed to my car once and received threatening phone calls at work. We do not have security guards in the store where I work because we are a small store of 3-6 people working at a time so we just look out for each other. I have witnessed customers stealing stuff. And getting caught. So yeah my job is a bit more like a combination of both shows. I hope that answers your question a bit fools. |
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| Foolscap | Apr 15 2012, 08:18 PM Post #78 |
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Man, that sounds awesome and terrifying at the same time.. |
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| jsteele99499 | Apr 15 2012, 08:25 PM Post #79 |
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| Re3st1mat3d | Apr 15 2012, 10:31 PM Post #80 |
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Loudmouth
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It's Chumlee (Watching it right now) Also, I don't always act like an idiot, but when I do I pretend it's not me that's the idiot. |
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| tessa_sage | Apr 21 2012, 11:02 AM Post #81 |
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For those of you that are still reading this, holy shit does this new company suck. Under the new company i have been written up twice. 3 people have been fired, 2 have been laid off because they didn't want to move to butting fucking no where texas, and 25% of the old company has rage quit in protest. |
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| Foolscap | Apr 21 2012, 11:53 AM Post #82 |
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That sucks, sorry
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| Russ_BT | Apr 29 2012, 01:39 PM Post #83 |
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Loudmouth
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i dont blame you. good luck on the job hunt. too bad the new company sucks too. Edited by Russ_BT, Apr 29 2012, 01:42 PM.
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Lets go hunt for some creepers!!! *Russ_BT just realized that creepers don't like hugs* ![]()
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| tessa_sage | May 1 2012, 12:27 AM Post #84 |
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Had a grab and go at work yesterday, got to watch my tiny male coworker chase him across a construction zone and into the parking lot across the street. A grab and go is when somebody walks into your store acting like they are going to buy stuff and then yank something and run out the door. Thing taken : a sony dvd player priced at $22.55 |
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