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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 24 2012, 12:42 AM (327 Views) | |
| RK13 | Mar 24 2012, 12:42 AM Post #1 |
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Still Biftec's Bitch
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I was just wondering if anyone happened to know or be a Starcraft 2 player of the level to give useful instruction/coaching. I,ve always wanted to be better at Starcraft, and basically competitive gaming in general (Give a use for my hours of time spent sitting at a desk). I know my main hindrance is my physical "disabilities" to put it harshly, i am slow and uncoordinated in most things, including gaming (although i get better with practice). My problem is that "real" SC2 coaches are real MLG Pro gamers, who charge crazy amounts for training (Like $200 a hour). I say again, im hoping someone has access to a SC2 coach who would be willing to help me or anyone else interested out. If anyone is interested in practicing gameplay please post as well (Hard to find practice partners for SC2 in rural Alberta, seeing as 98% of people on this forum/ the entire world dont know where or what county its in) |
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| Foolscap | Mar 24 2012, 07:05 AM Post #2 |
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Destroyer of Worlds
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For the princely sum of $20 an hour I can coach you, giving you the direct line as to what a real Starcraft pro player does at the higher levels. For this nominal fee you will learn advanced tactics like: The art of punching yourself in the genitals, repeatedly. The ability to scream at the flaming cock-monkey who keeps Zerg rushing your base. SERIOUSLY?? WTF KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE! How to uninstall the game and sell it on Craigslist. How to avoid getting stabbed and/or made into a gimp-suit wearing sex slave by your random Craigslist encounter. How to dismember and hide a body. How to blackmail a lawyer into representing you in court. Later you can purchase advanced training that covers other topics such as: How to avoid getting shanked in prison. So, you're someone's bitch now... How to love again. Act now, my training slots fill up quick! |
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| Kahn83 | Mar 24 2012, 07:27 PM Post #3 |
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Still Biftec's Bitch
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do i need to sign a contract? |
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| Foolscap | Mar 24 2012, 07:38 PM Post #4 |
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Destroyer of Worlds
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No contract needed until you get an arraignment date for the courts.. |
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| Koutsy | Mar 24 2012, 07:40 PM Post #5 |
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Pro-Lurker
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To get better at any game you have to practice, what helped me get better a league of legends was watching high ranked games and get ideas.. Here is a stream of a guy that plays in Starcraft 2 tournaments.. May help to watch his play style |
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| rousin | Mar 24 2012, 08:21 PM Post #6 |
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Still Biftec's Bitch
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I love the turtle terran tactic :D. Make barrack and supply depot. Then i build a Banshee army
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| Fireonfergal | Mar 24 2012, 10:24 PM Post #7 |
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Le Frenchman
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Have you by chance heard of "HuskyStarcraft"? I've been watching his casts since the SC2 beta, and I've always enjoyed doing so. He knows his stuff, and he has a few videos of the first-person action (i.e. not a cast), where you can see how some high level kids play. His videos are also very helpful if you would just like to know all about the meta, I guess you could say, and about counters/build times/etc. If you want a legit link, then google: HuskyStarcraft YouTube |
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